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Re: There is hope for Shizzo yet
« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2016, 04:47:25 PM »
Wouldn't Shizzo need both a body and head transplant?  ???

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Re: There is hope for Shizzo yet
« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2016, 04:55:48 PM »
Wouldn't Shizzo need both a body and head transplant?  ???

He will need 2 bodies.
One to die in a car crash and the other for himself.
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Re: There is hope for Shizzo yet
« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2016, 04:59:50 PM »
Wouldn't Shizzo need both a body and head transplant?  ???

Yes. He's pretty much doomed.

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Re: There is hope for Shizzo yet
« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2016, 11:37:47 PM »
Wouldn't Shizzo need both a body and head transplant?  ???

This

Shizzo best bet is to kill himself and hope reincarnation exists, even if he comes back as a cockroach it still got to be better than his current life right??

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Re: There is hope for Shizzo yet
« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2016, 12:54:47 AM »
He's gone, right? I mean, at least for 3 months?

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Re: There is hope for Shizzo yet
« Reply #6 on: January 21, 2016, 12:59:33 AM »
This

Shizzo best bet is to kill himself and hope reincarnation exists, even if he comes back as a cockroach it still got to be better than his current life right??

Ouch! :D

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Re: There is hope for Shizzo yet
« Reply #7 on: January 21, 2016, 05:16:02 AM »
He's gone, right? I mean, at least for 3 months?


Nah just probably taking a break for a few days....and hopefully sobering up.

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Re: There is hope for Shizzo yet
« Reply #8 on: January 21, 2016, 03:45:59 PM »
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Shizzo best bet is to kill himself and hope reincarnation exists, even if he comes back as a cockroach it still got to be better than his current life right??

and even the cockroach would get mod powers before shizzo

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Re: There is hope for Shizzo yet
« Reply #9 on: January 21, 2016, 03:54:38 PM »
This would allow the transjenners of the world to put their head on the body of their choice and be able to father or mother children but only if they figger out a way to hook up the rest of the body to the new head so that it can move...

'n' sheit.


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Re: There is hope for Shizzo yet
« Reply #10 on: January 21, 2016, 04:52:23 PM »
This goofball is obviously gonna kill the Russian, done deal. Dude might even have some mental issues, and he has zero support from the universal medical community, far as I know.

Gave some rambling presentation last week, I think, stumbling through a questionably-relevant PowerPoint. Referencing Einstein's groundbreaking Atomic Theory and Dr. Frankenstein, suggesting he, too, was some unappreciated visionary, shit that had his patient looking as confused as the audience of scientists and medical experts.

Thing is, the guy admits he's still not sure if or how it'd be possible - yet he's already scheduled the surgery. Apparently, sewing a head on is the easy part; but connecting the spinal cord, the nerves, the vessels, and most importantly (per a quoted doc), immediately getting blood to the brain, which will turn to mush within minutes.

Seems Dr. Frankenstein finished his presentation with a plea to America for help, admitting he can't quite figure it out. Imagine being that poor Russian fella having to hear all this shit? Dude is f'n doomed.


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Re: There is hope for Shizzo yet
« Reply #11 on: January 22, 2016, 06:22:04 AM »
Shizzles would looks great with some muscles and a tan.


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Re: There is hope for Shizzo yet
« Reply #12 on: January 22, 2016, 06:48:49 AM »
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Re: There is hope for Shizzo yet
« Reply #13 on: January 22, 2016, 06:56:44 AM »
and even the cockroach would get mod powers before shizzo



That pic is hilarious.

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Re: There is hope for Shizzo yet
« Reply #14 on: January 22, 2016, 02:26:35 PM »
Shizzles would looks great with some muscles and a tan.



I wouldn't mind those tris.

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Re: There is hope for Shizzo yet
« Reply #15 on: January 22, 2016, 03:20:48 PM »
I wouldn't mind those tris.

You'd look stupid with grey triceps.
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Re: There is hope for Shizzo yet
« Reply #16 on: January 22, 2016, 03:33:51 PM »
Shizzles would looks great with some muscles and a tan.



Droopy ass, does not squat

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Re: There is hope for Shizzo yet
« Reply #17 on: January 22, 2016, 04:59:31 PM »
I wouldn't mind those tris.

haha I was thinking the same thing
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