Author Topic: Memoriable Movie quotes (Read 33827 times)

sync pulse · « **Reply #50 on:** June 16, 2012, 06:40:56 AM »

Egbert Sousè: Ten cents a share. Telephone sold for five cents a share. How would you like something
better for ten cents a share? If five gets ya ten, ten'll get ya twenty. A beautiful home in
the country, upstairs and down. Beer flowing through the estate over your grandmother's
paisley shawl.
Og Ogilby: Beer?
Egbert Sousè: Beer! Fishing in the stream that runs under the aboreal dell. A man comes up from the bar,
dumps $3,500 in your lap for every nickel invested. Says to you, "Sign here on the dotted
line." And then disappears in the waving fields of alfalfa.

Ursus · « **Reply #51 on:** June 16, 2012, 08:37:01 AM »

Quote from: Stark on June 01, 2012, 09:00:32 AM

The Proposition:
Jellon Lamb: What is an Irishman but a nigger turned inside out!

It's not so offensive to an Irishman at all but you would NOT say this to the average Nigerian in your gym and thats a fact.

bike nut · « **Reply #52 on:** June 16, 2012, 10:00:58 AM »

Quote from: galeniko on June 15, 2012, 02:35:12 PM

in "snatch", basicaly everything that old guy mobster said

"Do you know the meaning of the word nemesis?"

King Shizzo · « **Reply #53 on:** June 16, 2012, 10:02:07 AM »

Quote from: Onetimehard on June 16, 2012, 03:18:13 AM

You ghostin' us, muthafucka. I don't care who you are back in the world, you give away our position one more time, I'll bleed ya, real quiet. Leave ya here. Got that"?

Great quote from Wiggs.

Option D · « **Reply #54 on:** June 17, 2012, 10:48:21 AM »

freedom cost a buck-o-five

Thespritz0 · « **Reply #55 on:** June 19, 2012, 10:40:07 AM »

Quote from: shizzo81 on June 16, 2012, 10:02:07 AM

Great quote from Wiggs.

^^
Predator...

G_Thang · « **Reply #56 on:** June 19, 2012, 10:48:24 AM »

No, but i know how you got These!

King Shizzo · « **Reply #57 on:** June 19, 2012, 10:57:42 AM »

Quote from: Thespritz0 on June 19, 2012, 10:40:07 AM

^^
Predator...

I know

that guy looks like wiggs though.

Man of Steel · « **Reply #58 on:** June 19, 2012, 11:00:23 AM »

"I know, let's have a spelling contest."

"What's wrong with him?"
"Lunger."
"Well I hope you die."

"Your days of finger banging Mary Jane rotten crotch through her pretty pink panties are over!!"

"Why does it say 'Monix' on your jersey when your name is 'Pussy'?"

Yes, some of these are inappropriate and I don't go around quoting them aloud, but last time I heard them I L-O-L'd!!!

andreisdaman · « **Reply #59 on:** June 19, 2012, 05:12:31 PM »

"you're the disease......and I'm the cure"

wes · « **Reply #60 on:** June 19, 2012, 05:14:02 PM »

"I never drink..........wine".

Dracula-Gary Oldman

wes · « **Reply #61 on:** June 19, 2012, 05:16:29 PM »

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

wes · « **Reply #62 on:** June 19, 2012, 05:18:09 PM »

My name's Gunnery Sergeant Highway and I've drunk more beer and banged more quiff and pissed more blood and stomped more ass that all of you numbnuts put together. Now Major Powers has put me in charge of this reconisence platoon.

OTHstrong · « **Reply #63 on:** June 19, 2012, 07:49:35 PM »

Quote from: Man of Steel on June 19, 2012, 11:00:23 AM

"I know, let's have a spelling contest."

"What's wrong with him?"
"Lunger."
"Well I hope you die."

"Your days of finger banging Mary Jane rotten crotch through her pretty pink panties are over!!"

"Why does it say 'Monix' on your jersey when your name is 'Pussy'?"

Yes, some of these are inappropriate and I don't go around quoting them aloud, but last time I heard them I L-O-L'd!!!

Tombstone

I'm your huckleberry, that's just my game

Megalodon · « **Reply #64 on:** June 19, 2012, 07:56:47 PM »

Quote from: wes on June 19, 2012, 05:14:02 PM

"I never drink..........wine".

Dracula-Gary Oldman

Shockwave · « **Reply #65 on:** June 19, 2012, 08:05:20 PM »

Quote from: wes on June 19, 2012, 05:18:09 PM

My name's Gunnery Sergeant Highway and I've drunk more beer and banged more quiff and pissed more blood and stomped more ass that all of you numbnuts put together. Now Major Powers has put me in charge of this reconisence platoon.

bike nut · « **Reply #66 on:** June 20, 2012, 08:51:46 AM »

Quote from: Onetimehard on June 19, 2012, 07:49:35 PM

Tombstone

I'm your huckleberry, that's just my game

"Why Johnny Ringo, you look like somebody just walked over your grave."

Option D · « **Reply #67 on:** June 20, 2012, 09:38:40 AM »

I LOVE YOU GIRL!!!! YOU GOT MY SON... YOU PROBABLY GON BE MY WIFE!!!!!!

wes · « **Reply #68 on:** June 20, 2012, 09:44:33 AM »

"You know, we are sitting here, you and I, like a couple of regular fellas.

You do what you do, and I do what I gotta do.

And now that we've been face to face, if I'm there and I gotta put you away, I won't like it.

But I tell you, if it's between you and some poor bastard whose wife you're gonna turn into a widow, brother, you are going down."

"There is a flip side to that coin. What if you do got me boxed in and I gotta put you down?

Cause no matter what, you will not get in my way. We've been face to face, yeah. But I will not hesitate. Not for a second."

wes · « **Reply #69 on:** June 20, 2012, 09:46:27 AM »

"Hey baby, time to go".

"Showed you a good time, didn't I"?

"Oh yeah. You fly. You cool."

"You're lying to me. I can always tell when people lie to me".

"I ain't lying. You're a hot dog. A regular rodeo rider. And this was the monster fuck of my young life."

Option D · « **Reply #70 on:** June 20, 2012, 09:59:19 AM »

Quote from: wes on June 20, 2012, 09:46:27 AM

"Hey baby, time to go".

"Showed you a good time, didn't I"?

"Oh yeah. You fly. You cool."

"You're lying to me. I can always tell when people lie to me".

"I ain't lying. You're a hot dog. A regular rodeo rider. And this was the monster fuck of my young life."

HEAT

Option D · « **Reply #71 on:** June 20, 2012, 10:01:31 AM »

I think in all fairness I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance, tomorrow morning I'll get up nice and early take a walk down over to the bank and walk in and see you and um, if you don't have my money for me, I'll crack your fuckin' head wide open in front of everybody at the bank. And just about the time that I'm coming out of jail, hopefully you'll be coming out of your coma and guess what? I'll split your fuckin' head open again. 'Cuz I'm fuckin' stupid, I don't give a fuck about jail. That's my business. That's what I do.

Raymondo · « **Reply #72 on:** June 20, 2012, 10:12:26 AM »

Quote from: Option D on June 20, 2012, 09:59:19 AM

HEAT

Wes looks a bit like that guy in Heat, the one who shagged Al Pacino's wife, lol

Nails · « **Reply #73 on:** June 20, 2012, 10:15:04 AM »

Option D · « **Reply #74 on:** June 20, 2012, 11:11:57 AM »

Quote from: Raymondo on June 20, 2012, 10:12:26 AM

Wes looks a bit like that guy in Heat, the one who shagged Al Pacino's wife, lol

the guy that got chewed out for watching his TV?