this one cracked me up
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christ, i should be leaving the house right now but i have to do this!!! hahahah, here we go
Epic (from left to right):
1) unused foil sunshade from 1993, now used to reflect sun under his fat red neck while laying out on the hood of his engine-less 78 "Mustang II" on blocks in the front yard
2) garage sale special faded piss-stain yellow floral hand me down bedspread
3) homemade roll down cloth window treatment so as no to make accidental eye contact with aggressive farm animals outside
4) regular tanktop now converted into a "pimped out" gym string tank, no special tools required just regular household rambo survival knife
5) empty kleenex box, assorted collection of whackoff lotion, febreeze bottle with absolutely no chance against the body odor in this trailer
6) alice cooper video "schools out" on tv at top volume, channel later changed to Smackdown to get pumped up for intense most muscular shot
7) assorted collection of Boy's Life backpage special order Fake Dog Poo in upper cubbyholes
Cool empty hanger where The Tank Top hangs when not in use, unless its getting its special monthly cleaning at the wash-pond
9) not pictured: hurricane moving straight for the trailer about to completely destroy it"
was it scarletknightnj91 ?
I also used to laugh in tears at some of kiwiol's "assesements"
