Matt why do you sleep on the couch rather than the bed? And if your on the couch where am I going to have sex with your female friend who fucked the big bodybuilder when I stay in your house during my visit to Thunder Bay?
Lol!
Long story. I moved into my current home in 2013, and was sleeping upstairs. My mom, knowing I sleep in until 2pm every day, and have only given my land line number to six people, would continually call me at 10am to noon range, knowing I am sleeping, for non-emergency calls.
This caused me to wake up from a deep sleep, running down the stairs, almost tripping many times.
I get along with my mom well now, but I consider it bad form to call someone when you know they are sleeping until 2pm, which I've only been doing for...18 years now.
Rather than risk tripping and smashing my face, I decided to sleep on my couch on the main floor, only several feet from my phone.
I have two couches, with only the one I sleep on being used for autistic sexual activity with women. Usually just performing oral sex on them, before politely asking them to leave my home.