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Title: List Of People I'd Like to Whip With A Rubber Hose.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on October 26, 2022, 09:05:48 AM
In this thread we mention the names of individuals (real, fictional, alive or dead) that annoy us to the point of wanting to maim or even kill them.

David Goggins
Jimmy Fallon
Michael Jai White
Bruce Lee
Dana Linn Bailey & retard husband
Branch Warren
The Rock
Matt Dillahunty
Bruce Buffer
James Corden
Bobby Lee
Amy Schumer
Ronda Rousey
Madge Bishop
Helen Daniels
Will Smith
Alvin Leung
Slavoj Žižek
Paul McCartney
Gary Barlow
Joe Biden
Ayn Rand
Yaron Brook
Manny Pacquiao
Jack Black
Mikhaila Peterson
Andrew Tate
Mehdi Hasan
Melvyn Bragg
That stupid little cunt on the Ryan's World toys

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Post by: Phantom Spunker on October 26, 2022, 01:49:45 PM
Louis Elizondo, David Fravor, and every other UFO retard
Khamzat Chimaev
Michael Todd
GothamChess
Stephen Mulhern and every other 'magician'
Rishi Sunak
William F. Buckley Jr.
Christopher Langan
Malala Yousafzai
Greta Thunberg
Yngwie Malmsteen
Steve Vai
Joe Satriani
Jamie Cullum

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Post by: AbrahamG on October 26, 2022, 05:10:12 PM
I'm laughing so fucking hard at these lists.  Holy shit.  DLB & "retard husband".   ;D
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Post by: Phantom Spunker on October 27, 2022, 07:21:38 AM
Every time I browse for a movie online I get this fat little lesbian popping up with his smug face. It's boiling my piss. I fucking dare him to swing a tin of paint at my head and see what happens.

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMDlkMzZiM2EtZDMxZC00ZWUwLTliMDMtMGMzMzE3NTEzMThiXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMTEzMTI1Mjk3._V1_.jpg)
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Post by: Grape Ape on October 27, 2022, 01:26:54 PM
Excellent thread:

Rob Reiner
Stephen King
Beto O'rourke
Dash Dombrovsky
Eric Swalwell
Adam Schiff
Jose Altuve
Alex Bregman
Josh Donaldson
David Ortiz
Your retard cousin from bahston ad guy
Howard the lawyer from Better Call Saul
The hand on house of dragons
George Takei
Title: Re: List Of People I'd Like to Whip With A Rubber Hose.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on October 27, 2022, 03:20:07 PM
Excellent thread:

Rob Reiner
Stephen King
Beto O'rourke
Dash Dombrovsky
Eric Swalwell
Adam Schiff
Jose Altuve
Alex Bregman
Josh Donaldson
David Ortiz
Your retard cousin from bahston ad guy
Howard the lawyer from Better Call Saul
The hand on house of dragons
George Takei

Some good calls here. Please give George Takei and extra crack from me.
Title: Re: List Of People I'd Like to Whip With A Rubber Hose.
Post by: nzmusclemonster on October 27, 2022, 06:00:52 PM
In this thread we mention the names of individuals (real, fictional, alive or dead) that annoy us to the point of wanting to maim or even kill them.

David Goggins
Jimmy Fallon
Michael Jai White
Bruce Lee
Dana Linn Bailey & retard husband
Branch Warren
The Rock
Matt Dillahunty
Bruce Buffer
James Corden
Bobby Lee
Amy Schumer
Ronda Rousey
Madge Bishop
Helen Daniels
Will Smith
Alvin Leung
Slavoj Žižek
Paul McCartney
Gary Barlow
Joe Biden
Ayn Rand
Yaron Brook
Manny Pacquiao
Jack Black
Mikhaila Peterson
Andrew Tate
Mehdi Hasan
Melvyn Bragg
That stupid little cunt on the Ryan's World toys

Meltdown
Title: Re: List Of People I'd Like to Whip With A Rubber Hose.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on October 27, 2022, 11:35:36 PM
Meltdown

I'm gonna need an updated photo of your hairline, chief.
Title: Re: List Of People I'd Like to Whip With A Rubber Hose.
Post by: Sissysquats on October 28, 2022, 07:25:54 AM
Connor McGregor
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Post by: BBSSchlemiel on October 28, 2022, 09:50:52 AM
Andrew Tate
Rollo Tomassi
Jocko Willink
David Goggins
Joe Rogan
Sam Harris
Dave Rubin
Nick Trigilli
Greg Doucette
Jordan Peterson
Dave Palumbo
Adam Carolla
Howard Stern
Anthony “Dream” Johnson
Liver King
Brad Castleberry
Jimmy Kimmel
Stephen Colbert
Matt Kroczaleski
John Stewart
Nicki Minaj
50 Cent
Jay Z
Elon Musk
Don Lemon
AOC
Title: Re: List Of People I'd Like to Whip With A Rubber Hose.
Post by: Grape Ape on October 28, 2022, 12:43:38 PM
Additions:

Keith Olberman
Mark Hamil
Title: Re: List Of People I'd Like to Whip With A Rubber Hose.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on October 28, 2022, 12:53:12 PM
Andrew Tate
Rollo Tomassi
Jocko Willink
David Goggins
Joe Rogan
Sam Harris
Dave Rubin
Nick Trigilli
Greg Doucette
Jordan Peterson
Dave Palumbo
Adam Carolla
Howard Stern
Anthony “Dream” Johnson
Liver King
Brad Castleberry
Jimmy Kimmel
Stephen Colbert
Matt Kroczaleski
John Stewart
Nicki Minaj
50 Cent
Jay Z
Elon Musk
Don Lemon
AOC

Fair one. Solid fucking list. I'd probably only spare Elon and Rogan.

Additions:

Keith Olberman
Mark Hamil

God, yes.
Title: Re: List Of People I'd Like to Whip With A Rubber Hose.
Post by: BBSSchlemiel on October 28, 2022, 05:28:29 PM
Fair one. Solid fucking list. I'd probably only spare Elon and Rogan.

God, yes.

Thank you. As you see, we have some overlap.

That blabbering and twitching bum on your list, Žižek, needs to be stopped!
Title: Re: List Of People I'd Like to Whip With A Rubber Hose.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on October 29, 2022, 08:41:53 AM
Thank you. As you see, we have some overlap.

That blabbering and twitching bum on your list, Žižek, needs to be stopped!

Indeed. I deserve the rubber hose as much as many individuals mentioned here for my tendency to gratuitously attack those with whom I disagree, but this thread is to serve as a unifying force. Žižek is a slobbering, sniffing mess of verbiage and bullshit.
Title: Re: List Of People I'd Like to Whip With A Rubber Hose.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on October 29, 2022, 08:46:53 AM
In goes Sam Smith - the silly gay bastard. That Bond song was the worst thing I've ever heard. Brutally incongruous with the character.

Sam, stop being so fat. I guarantee you're laying on the sofa all day, shoving boxes of Dairy Milk down your throat and starting WhatsApp groupchats about how you 'just need a cuddle'. Fuck off.

(https://s31242.pcdn.co/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/Sam-Smith.-Getty.jpg)
Title: Re: List Of People I'd Like to Whip With A Rubber Hose.
Post by: BBSSchlemiel on October 29, 2022, 07:27:54 PM
In goes Sam Smith - the silly gay bastard. That Bond song was the worst thing I've ever heard. Brutally incongruous with the character.

Sam, stop being so fat. I guarantee you're laying on the sofa all day, shoving boxes of Dairy Milk down your throat and starting WhatsApp groupchats about how you 'just need a cuddle'. Fuck off.

(https://s31242.pcdn.co/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/Sam-Smith.-Getty.jpg)

Hysterical post! I never heard of this guy before.
Title: Re: List Of People I'd Like to Whip With A Rubber Hose.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on October 31, 2022, 01:44:56 AM
Sophie Lloyd: 'YouTube' guitarist (Oh, brother ::)) and typical UK slapper. Get in here, you tart. Sick of the feigned orgasmic pleasure and stupid smiles every five seconds. Robotic playing, too. I can't believe she had the gall to delete my comment when I politely suggested just sticking on a backing track and shoving a Coke bottle up her fanny on camera instead.

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Post by: BBSSchlemiel on November 02, 2022, 03:26:36 AM
I’m adding Sean Hannity.
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Post by: Phantom Spunker on November 02, 2022, 01:50:26 PM
The Pet Shop Boys and Depeche Mode. Both bands give me a horrific, sordid feeling every time I hear their music. As though I've just unlocked some repressed memory where I was raped by a priest or something.
Title: Re: List Of People I'd Like to Whip With A Rubber Hose.
Post by: BBSSchlemiel on November 02, 2022, 06:49:24 PM
The Pet Shop Boys and Depeche Mode. Both bands give me a horrific, sordid feeling every time I hear their music. As though I've just unlocked some repressed memory where I was raped by a priest or something.

I actually understand this sentiment.

I’ll continue.

More Plates More Dates
Dr. Oz
Anderson Cooper
Al Sharpton
Jesse Jackson
Lebron James
Anthony Robbins
Oprah
Rachel Maddow
Geraldo Rivera
Glenn Beck
Mark Levin
Sargon of Akkad
Vox Day
Mike Cernovich
Title: Re: List Of People I'd Like to Whip With A Rubber Hose.
Post by: BBSSchlemiel on November 02, 2022, 07:01:09 PM
Henry Rollins
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Post by: AbrahamG on November 02, 2022, 07:31:54 PM
The cast of Friends except for Jennifer Aniston. 
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Post by: Phantom Spunker on November 04, 2022, 08:27:25 AM
Fat Matt Perry: self-pitying slob
John Travolta: mega weirdo with punchable face.
Tom Cruise: narcissistic nutjob.
Cara Delevingne: fuck off, you moody, unoriginal twat.
Rihanna - see above.
Christopher Hitchens. I’ve read most of his books and essays, and while I’d agree that he was a gifted and charismatic orator who also produced some well-written and thoughtful articles, he was an overrated thinker, shameless social climber, and world-class waffler who went off on stupid tangents, attacked friends, and failed to remain consistent.
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Post by: BBSSchlemiel on November 04, 2022, 12:13:40 PM
Fat Matt Perry: self-pitying slob
John Travolta: mega weirdo with punchable face.
Tom Cruise: narcissistic nutjob.
Cara Delevingne: fuck off, you moody, unoriginal twat.
Rihanna - see above.
Christopher Hitchens. I’ve read most of his books and essays, and while I’d agree that he was a gifted and charismatic orator who also produced some well-written and thoughtful articles, he was an overrated thinker, shameless social climber, and world-class waffler who went off on stupid tangents, attacked friends, and failed to remain consistent.

Great additions, especially Hitchens! Maybe it’s me, but I’d lose interest only minutes after he started speaking.
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Post by: Phantom Spunker on November 05, 2022, 11:42:52 AM
Great additions, especially Hitchens! Maybe it’s me, but I’d lose interest only minutes after he started speaking.

He definitely wasn't painful to listen to - like Žižek, for instance. And he was admittedly quick-witted and articulate. He just also happened to be a prick and was more concerned with status than pursuing truth. It's interesting that his hero was Paine and he died in much the same manner: regarded as an annoying drunk and abandoned by former friends.


Adding this fruit loop to the list:

(https://media.s-bol.com/mL6Dq03D6R3/550x798.jpg)

Jackson Galaxy, the 'cat behaviorist' LOL. Get fucked. They'll cut you as soon as look at you. What a charlatan. He definitely shags cats.
Title: Re: List Of People I'd Like to Whip With A Rubber Hose.
Post by: Humble Narcissist on November 07, 2022, 01:42:43 AM
In this thread we mention the names of individuals (real, fictional, alive or dead) that annoy us to the point of wanting to maim or even kill them.

David Goggins
Jimmy Fallon
Michael Jai White
Bruce Lee
Dana Linn Bailey & retard husband
Branch Warren
The Rock
Matt Dillahunty
Bruce Buffer
James Corden
Bobby Lee
Amy Schumer
Ronda Rousey
Madge Bishop
Helen Daniels
Will Smith
Alvin Leung
Slavoj Žižek
Paul McCartney
Gary Barlow
Joe Biden
Ayn Rand
Yaron Brook
Manny Pacquiao
Jack Black
Mikhaila Peterson
Andrew Tate
Mehdi Hasan
Melvyn Bragg
That stupid little cunt on the Ryan's World toys
David Goggins is annoying but he will be miserable for the last years of his life if he isn't in pain constantly already.
Title: Re: List Of People I'd Like to Whip With A Rubber Hose.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on November 07, 2022, 08:02:27 AM
David Goggins is annoying but he will be miserable for the last years of his life if he isn't in pain constantly already.

He will be in the nursing home - still with a 14-year-old's mentality - trying to talk the other geriatrics into taking cold showers for no reason and never shutting the fuck up about the time he spent 17 hours doing press-ups while blasting the sound of a pig being killed through his headphones or some shit.
Title: Re: List Of People I'd Like to Whip With A Rubber Hose.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on November 07, 2022, 08:13:46 AM
Cyclists.
People who really obsess over coffee.
That fat weirdo YouTuber I saw on Rogan's podcast: 'Mr. Beast'.
That fat weirdo YouTuber 'True Geordie'.
Title: Re: List Of People I'd Like to Whip With A Rubber Hose.
Post by: Grape Ape on November 07, 2022, 02:04:06 PM
Cyclists.
People who really obsess over coffee.
That fat weirdo YouTuber I saw on Rogan's podcast: 'Mr. Beast'.
That fat weirdo YouTuber 'True Geordie'.

No, Mr. Beast is awesome.  He give so much money to charity and uses his influence to help folks.  Lives like a normal person, despite making millions and millions a month.

Like, he got purdue or one of those companies to donate 10,000 turkeys which he gave out on thanksgiving and stuff.
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Post by: Phantom Spunker on November 07, 2022, 03:01:47 PM
No, Mr. Beast is awesome.  He give so much money to charity and uses his influence to help folks.  Lives like a normal person, despite making millions and millions a month.

Like, he got purdue or one of those companies to donate 10,000 turkeys which he gave out on thanksgiving and stuff.

Fair one, man. I trust your opinion. I didn't listen to his interview because I was put off by his fat face, and I'm always slightly annoyed when I catch my young nephews watching him orchestrate some seemingly stupid stunt on YouTube for what I assumed was to just get views from kids. I'll no longer make them put something else on, lol.
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Post by: Humble Narcissist on November 08, 2022, 01:40:19 AM
He will be in the nursing home - still with a 14-year-old's mentality - trying to talk the other geriatrics into taking cold showers for no reason and never shutting the fuck up about the time he spent 17 hours doing press-ups while blasting the sound of a pig being killed through his headphones or some shit.
Yeah, he will always be a masochist.
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Post by: BBSSchlemiel on November 08, 2022, 03:55:30 AM
He definitely wasn't painful to listen to - like Žižek, for instance. And he was admittedly quick-witted and articulate. He just also happened to be a prick and was more concerned with status than pursuing truth. It's interesting that his hero was Paine and he died in much the same manner: regarded as an annoying drunk and abandoned by former friends.


Adding this fruit loop to the list:

(https://media.s-bol.com/mL6Dq03D6R3/550x798.jpg)

Jackson Galaxy, the 'cat behaviorist' LOL. Get fucked. They'll cut you as soon as look at you. What a charlatan. He definitely shags cats.

I never heard of that guy. I’ll look him up.
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Post by: Phantom Spunker on November 08, 2022, 09:50:14 AM
I never heard of that guy. I’ll look him up.

I wouldn't. It will probably turn out that he's actually really cool and I've just judged a book by its cover again because I'm a dick. Although, I heard he picks up cat shit with his bare hands so that alone makes him worthy of a thrashing with the hose.
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Post by: Grape Ape on November 08, 2022, 03:42:20 PM
Fair one, man. I trust your opinion. I didn't listen to his interview because I was put off by his fat face, and I'm always slightly annoyed when I catch my young nephews watching him orchestrate some seemingly stupid stunt on YouTube for what I assumed was to just get views from kids. I'll no longer make them put something else on, lol.

Thank you good sir.

It was a really good episode - entertaining for sure....couple bullet points:

1.  The money he makes is staggering....like unreal.
2.  He pours most of it back into his product - for example - did a real life Squid Games that cost $4 Million to make.....probably made it back on that video.
3.  Lives in an apartment and drives a regular car - tried once to be a "baller" with expensive clothes and they all got stolen so he said fuck it.
4.  As stated, gives tons to charity
5.  Actually has free tutorials on how to do what he did, supports other youtubers and helps them succeed.

I listened because I literally had no idea of the magnitude of money being made by these guys......it's high than some elite athletes.
Title: Re: List Of People I'd Like to Whip With A Rubber Hose.
Post by: BBSSchlemiel on November 14, 2022, 08:28:10 AM
He will be in the nursing home - still with a 14-year-old's mentality - trying to talk the other geriatrics into taking cold showers for no reason and never shutting the fuck up about the time he spent 17 hours doing press-ups while blasting the sound of a pig being killed through his headphones or some shit.

Lmfao! So true!
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Post by: BBSSchlemiel on November 14, 2022, 08:29:27 AM
Perhaps a hose isn’t needed in this case.

Is this not the most punchable face we’ve seen?
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Post by: Humble Narcissist on November 14, 2022, 11:50:36 AM
Perhaps a hose isn’t needed in this case.

Is this not the most punchable face we’ve seen?
Right up there. Who is he/she?
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Post by: BBSSchlemiel on November 14, 2022, 03:14:28 PM
Right up there. Who is he/she?

Sam Bankman Fried.

I sent you a PM.
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Post by: Phantom Spunker on November 15, 2022, 12:26:35 AM
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=681476.0;attach=1406672;image)

Looks like the sort of guy who'd scream 'OOWWWW!!' then throw himself on the ground in the fetal position as soon as you raised your fist at him.
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Post by: Humble Narcissist on November 15, 2022, 01:32:53 AM
Sam Bankman Fried.

I sent you a PM.
Gotcha.
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Post by: BBSSchlemiel on November 15, 2022, 08:35:54 AM
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=681476.0;attach=1406672;image)

Looks like the sort of guy who'd scream 'OOWWWW!!' then throw himself on the ground in the fetal position as soon as you raised your fist at him.

No normal man wakes up in the morning, looks at himself in the mirror with that hair, and thinks that is acceptable to walk around in public with.
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Post by: Phantom Spunker on November 15, 2022, 02:48:13 PM
Thank you good sir.

It was a really good episode - entertaining for sure....couple bullet points:

1.  The money he makes is staggering....like unreal.
2.  He pours most of it back into his product - for example - did a real life Squid Games that cost $4 Million to make.....probably made it back on that video.
3.  Lives in an apartment and drives a regular car - tried once to be a "baller" with expensive clothes and they all got stolen so he said fuck it.
4.  As stated, gives tons to charity
5.  Actually has free tutorials on how to do what he did, supports other youtubers and helps them succeed.

I listened because I literally had no idea of the magnitude of money being made by these guys......it's high than some elite athletes.

It is mind-blowing how these guys are basically children's entertainers and making millions from it. I'd never be able to put myself out there in that way, though. Even doing anything on YouTube - I'd feel so uncomfortable in front of a camera.

Adding Eckhart Tolle to the list. Never read him but he looks like a mutant and I hear he talks a load of gibberish.
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Post by: BBSSchlemiel on November 16, 2022, 10:51:28 AM
Sartre
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Post by: Phantom Spunker on November 18, 2022, 12:36:25 AM
Getbiggers who stick their stupid fucking politics threads in the gossip board. If I want to read your shit links written by a retard then I'll go to the politics board.

FUCK

(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/CreativeEdibleKoalabear-size_restricted.gif)

OFF!!!
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Post by: BBSSchlemiel on November 18, 2022, 05:03:58 AM
Getbiggers who stick their stupid fucking politics threads in the gossip board. If I want to read your shit links written by a retard then I'll go to the politics board.

FUCK

(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/CreativeEdibleKoalabear-size_restricted.gif)

OFF!!!

I’m guilty, but only a little bit. 😀
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Post by: BBSSchlemiel on November 18, 2022, 05:05:05 AM
Lewis Howes, another self-help fucknut.
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Post by: AbrahamG on November 26, 2022, 10:18:19 AM
Jennifer Lopez.
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Post by: Humble Narcissist on November 28, 2022, 12:55:33 AM
Jennifer Lopez.
Rubber hose not cock.
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Post by: CalvinH on November 30, 2022, 04:22:12 PM
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Post by: AbrahamG on November 30, 2022, 04:31:12 PM
Rubber hose not cock.

I understand the rules.  I can't fucking stand her.  I'd rather beat her with the hose than fuck her.  In the ass. 
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Post by: Humble Narcissist on December 01, 2022, 01:40:38 AM
I understand the rules.  I can't fucking stand her.  I'd rather beat her with the hose than fuck her.  In the ass.
She is very annoying.
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Post by: Grape Ape on December 01, 2022, 06:15:38 AM
I kept women off this list.

Would be sizable - Milano, Middler, Maddow, Hostin, Behar, Griffin, New Zealand PM, Wolensky, Lorenz, Wu, etc.....
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Post by: nzmusclemonster on December 03, 2022, 10:06:50 AM
I kept women off this list.

Would be sizable - Milano, Middler, Maddow, Hostin, Behar, Griffin, New Zealand PM, Wolensky, Lorenz, Wu, etc.....

 :o

Pretty much everyone in NZ dislikes horse face now, surprised to see her make your list.
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Post by: Phantom Spunker on December 14, 2022, 02:51:32 AM
'Daily Dose of Internet' guy. The little fanny pad has got me my 'last warning' on YouTube for slagging him off, lol. He's always posting these pathetic, self-pitying comments to elicit praise from strangers and I can't help but attack him for it. Would love sever his vocal chords then tar and feather him.
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Post by: Phantom Spunker on December 22, 2022, 03:29:48 AM
Matt Hooper - the character played by pint-sized, bipolar cock-flasher Richard Dreyfuss in Jaws. Watched it again last night. Classic film, but I wanted to batter him when I was around 5-years-old and watching it for the first time, and I still want to batter him now... with the end of a rubber hose.
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Post by: Phantom Spunker on January 01, 2023, 08:41:04 AM
Jessie Eisenberg and Harry Styles. Would genuinely love to bury these two alive. Probably in the 69 position so even their skeletons get laughed at years later when an archaeologist digs them up.
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Post by: Taffin on April 10, 2023, 01:32:26 PM
Matt Hooper - the character played by pint-sized, bipolar cock-flasher Richard Dreyfuss in Jaws. Watched it again last night. Classic film, but I wanted to batter him when I was around 5-years-old and watching it for the first time, and I still want to batter him now... with the end of a rubber hose.

If you don't like Hooper now, can I recommend reading the book?  Got some really funny '70s 'bad-sex' writing in there, involving Hooper (among others) and I think you'll be surprised at just  how much more loathing you can find for him, within yourself

Sample of the standard of writing we're talking about:

'The men gasped as the shark broke the surface, rolling over to reveal its two salami-like claspers.  Quint roared, "I SEE YOUR COCK, YOU BASTAAAARD!"

Title: Re: List Of People I'd Like to Whip With A Rubber Hose.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on April 15, 2023, 02:32:16 PM
If you don't like Hooper now, can I recommend reading the book?  Got some really funny '70s 'bad-sex' writing in there, involving Hooper (among others) and I think you'll be surprised at just  how much more loathing you can find for him, within yourself

Sample of the standard of writing we're talking about:

'The men gasped as the shark broke the surface, rolling over to reveal its two salami-like claspers.  Quint roared, "I SEE YOUR COCK, YOU BASTAAAARD!"

A roaring Quint feasting his eyes on a massive cock, you say? Hotter than Dutch love. Ordering my copy now.
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Post by: Taffin on April 16, 2023, 04:07:58 PM
A roaring Quint feasting his eyes on a massive cock, you say? Hotter than Dutch love. Ordering my copy now.

Technically (and literally, I suppose) it's two massive cocks

I really hope you enjoy the book (for what it is - schlock) it's a lot of fun - sincerely  :)