Woman makes man take lie detector test Everytime comes home

[Army of One]

Beta Male of peace




Is this the world's most jealous woman? Debbi, 42, forces 30-year-old fiancé to take a lie detector test every time he leaves house - and bans him from watching TV in case he's attracted to another girl 
Debbi Wood checks Steve Wood's phone, email and bank statements
He is even forbidden from looking at pictures of women in magazines
She suffers from Othello Syndrome which causes delusional jealousy
Ban on watching The Weakest Link 'in case he fancies Anne Robinson'
She has changed her surname to his in anticipation of marrying him


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2507072/Paranoid-woman-Debbi-Wood-suffering-Othello-Syndrome-forces-fianc-lie-detector-test.html

[Kwon_2]

Othello-syndrome!

Never heard about that one before, you learn something new every day!

[Stark]

Reddit puts it best... she is so fat she gets that Asian look.

[El Diablo Blanco]

Her questions are.

Did you eat that last piece of cake?
Did you eat that whole lasagna?
Did you ....

[Knooger]

She should ban him from looking in the toilet after he takes a shit, I'm sure it would be more appealing than her.

[240 is Back]

Step 1 - Pick up lie detector machine.

Step 2 - Smash her in head with lie detector machine 5 to 15 times.

Step 3 - Go do whatever the $#@#*&@* you wish.


Repeat as needed.

[pedro01]

Othello-syndrome!

Never heard about that one before, you learn something new every day!

Yup - someone acts like a cnut, their cnutishness gets a label and all of a sudden they are suffering from a disease and we have to feel sorry for them.

I think she's fairly safe letting him out of the house, for obvious reasons.

[dr.chimps]

Ah, another Daily Fail exclusive. Nobody works the gutter harder than the Brits.

[Kwon_2]

Yup - someone acts like a cnut, their cnutishness gets a label and all of a sudden they are suffering from a disease and we have to feel sorry for them.

I think she's fairly safe letting him out of the house, for obvious reasons.

Are you implying hairline of Peace pedro?

[pedro01]

Are you implying hairline of Peace pedro?

Well - yes - but could that even be described as a 'hairline'?

I don't know what the fuck that is.

[Archer77]

A man could never get away with behaving like this. 

[The_Punisher]

who knows, she's paying his bills, he's unemployed, he's homeless and he has no choice but to take orders from a Blob everytime he comes home.....come on, look at the wimp's face.....if he had anything that resemble testicles, he would have shown this whale who's Boss

[Knooger]

Well - yes - but could that even be described as a 'hairline'?

I don't know what the fuck that is.

[CalvinH]

Beta Male of peace




Is this the world's most jealous woman? Debbi, 42, forces 30-year-old fiancé to take a lie detector test every time he leaves house - and bans him from watching TV in case he's attracted to another girl 
Debbi Wood checks Steve Wood's phone, email and bank statements
He is even forbidden from looking at pictures of women in magazines
She suffers from Othello Syndrome which causes delusional jealousy
Ban on watching The Weakest Link 'in case he fancies Anne Robinson'
She has changed her surname to his in anticipation of marrying him


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2507072/Paranoid-woman-Debbi-Wood-suffering-Othello-Syndrome-forces-fianc-lie-detector-test.html

It's nice that dj181 finally found true love.....but he needs a haircut.

[Knooger]

They should both be pushed over a cliff, like this one.

[snx]

Sawyer from Lost has fallen on some hard times.

[38-26-40]

She must have NOTHING else to do. Poor thing...what a sad way to live. Who cares what he does...he's still going home to her. 

[24KT]

I personally don't see what the big deal is, ...or why all the hostility that's being directed towards her?
It's not like any of us have to deal with her. If he's fine with it, ...hey, more power to them.

Besides, women subjecting men to lie detector tests every single day is nothing new.
Women have been doing it for centuries. It's called women's intuition. We can always tell... no need for a machine.

[Archer77]

I personally don't see what the big deal is, ...or why all the hostility that's being directed towards her?
It's not like any of us have to deal with her. If he's fine with it, ...hey, more power to them.

Besides, women subjecting men to lie detector tests every single day is nothing new.
Women have been doing it for centuries. It's called women's intuition. We can always tell... no need for a machine.

Reverse the roles and ask yourself if you feel the same?

[Kwon_2]

I personally don't see what the big deal is, ...or why all the hostility that's being directed towards her?
It's not like any of us have to deal with her. If he's fine with it, ...hey, more power to them.

Besides, women subjecting men to lie detector tests every single day is nothing new.
Women have been doing it for centuries. It's called women's intuition. We can always tell... no need for a machine.

What's a Karatbar?

Is it a bar where they train Karate?

[Tito24]

she looks like shit. he can get better.

[Archer77]

I personally don't see what the big deal is, ...or why all the hostility that's being directed towards her?
It's not like any of us have to deal with her. If he's fine with it, ...hey, more power to them.

Besides, women subjecting men to lie detector tests every single day is nothing new.
Women have been doing it for centuries. It's called women's intuition. We can always tell... no need for a machine.

I was just thinking that if that were true and women had great intuition, there wouldn't be so many women sleeping with men who get them pregnant and abandon them and their children.  Apparently women's intuition isn't very accurate. 

[Tapeworm]

What's a gold bar?

NO KWON NO!!!!!

[SamoanIrishman]

Step 1 - Pick up lie detector machine.

Step 2 - Smash her in head with lie detector machine 5 to 15 times.

Step 3 - Go do whatever the $#@#*&@* you wish.


Repeat as needed.

hahahaha

I think I dated a couple girls in the past with that syndrome. Wonder though, if he wants to dump her and does it by fucking some girl on the couch and she walks in a catches them does her head explode? stroke out? I wonder..

[Parker]

who knows, she's paying his bills, he's unemployed, he's homeless and he has no choice but to take orders from a Blob everytime he comes home.....come on, look at the wimp's face.....if he had anything that resemble testicles, he would have shown this whale who's Boss

The body language---the clasped hands, the look of forlorn-ness...a man who either misses his mommy or whose sack has been flushed down the toilet.
And the hair, he probably used to look like Ralph Wiggum as a kid