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Title: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: BigCyp on July 31, 2014, 05:26:51 AM
This weekend (Saturday morning at 11am) I will be having a vasectomy.

I have 2 beautiful kids, boy 4 and girl 18 months and definitely don't want any more of them - plus starting out on an 8 year plus venture of becoming a doctor, the last thing we need now in our house is a screaming baby.

My wife has tried every contrceptive pill, even tried a coil and everything causes bad sides for her, so this is the only option.

I HATE CONDOMS lol.

Anyway, I will be shaving my balls in preparation for this amazing event  :-\
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: Simple Simon on July 31, 2014, 05:29:24 AM
This weekend (Saturday morning at 11am) I will be having a vasectomy.

I have 2 beautiful kids, boy 4 and girl 18 months and definitely don't want any more of them - plus starting out on an 8 year plus venture of becoming a doctor, the last thing we need now in our house is a screaming baby.

My wife has tried every contrceptive pill, even tried a coil and everything causes bad sides for her, so this is the only option.

I HATE CONDOMS lol.

Anyway, I will be shaving my balls in preparation for this amazing event  :-\
pics or it didnt happen.
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: bigmc on July 31, 2014, 05:30:21 AM
This weekend (Saturday morning at 11am) I will be having a vasectomy.

I have 2 beautiful kids, boy 4 and girl 18 months and definitely don't want any more of them - plus starting out on an 8 year plus venture of becoming a doctor, the last thing we need now in our house is a screaming baby.

My wife has tried every contrceptive pill, even tried a coil and everything causes bad sides for her, so this is the only option.

I HATE CONDOMS lol.

Anyway, I will be shaving my balls in preparation for this amazing event  :-\

if you are putting your ball hair on ebay

let me know  :-X
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: Skorp1o on July 31, 2014, 05:31:24 AM
Will you have a word with Ronnie Coleman  >:(
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: BigCyp on July 31, 2014, 05:31:45 AM
pics or it didnt happen.

I will definitely be taking pictures of my shaved sack for this thread  ;D
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: BigCyp on July 31, 2014, 05:32:52 AM
Will you have a word with Ronnie Coleman  >:(

I was thinking of doing a joint one with him to cut costs etc, but I don't want a situation where my cock and his cock are being compared  ;D
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: Donny on July 31, 2014, 05:34:21 AM
I think they are reversable nowadays if you get the snip...
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: BigCyp on July 31, 2014, 05:35:22 AM
I think they are reversable nowadays if you get the snip...

It's about a grand to reverse it, so I look at it this way if you wanted another child badly you wouldn't give a shit about paying a grand to have one
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: Simple Simon on July 31, 2014, 05:37:23 AM
I was thinking of doing a joint one with him to cut costs etc, but I don't want a situation where my cock and his cock are being compared  ;D
I wouldny worry about the comparison if Ronnies cocks like the rest of him it will likely look like a melted Snickers.
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: Donny on July 31, 2014, 05:37:46 AM
It's about a grand to reverse it, so I look at it this way if you wanted another child badly you wouldn't give a shit about paying a grand to have one
i agree.
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: BigCyp on July 31, 2014, 05:39:31 AM
On the letter it says "Please make sure you shave the scrotum area before the procedure" - what qualifies as the scrotum area?
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: BigCyp on July 31, 2014, 05:40:07 AM
I wouldny worry about the comparison if Ronnies cocks like the rest of him it will likely look like a melted Snickers.

 ;D
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: Simple Simon on July 31, 2014, 05:43:05 AM
On the letter it says "Please make sure you shave the scrotum area before the procedure" - what qualifies as the scrotum area?
Just go in fully haired and let the nurse do it, its quite a mental feat of endurance.
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: booty on July 31, 2014, 05:44:09 AM
Good for you. It's horrible as a fertile female to take pills etc that just have horrible side affects. I think it's great when men put their partner first.
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: bigmc on July 31, 2014, 05:47:01 AM
Good for you. It's horrible as a fertile female to take pills etc that just have horrible side affects. I think it's great just having anal.

 :o
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: booty on July 31, 2014, 05:48:32 AM
:o
HA HA except that when a woman is ovulating she craves the mans sperm and is getting it no matter what.
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: pedro01 on July 31, 2014, 05:50:28 AM
Cool - I need to get one done but to be honest, I'm way too scared.

I have no worries about root canals but vasectomy gives me the fear.

I have been looking for a V-Buddy - another male who needs a vasectomy, so we can give each other the courage to go together. If possible to do it in the same room with adjoining beds so we can hold hands through it.
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: BigCyp on July 31, 2014, 05:51:22 AM
:o


Bigmc, are you saying that when booty's partner offered to get the snip, as they needed to be more 'careful', she thought he meant that he was going to cut the corner off his colostomy bag?
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: BigCyp on July 31, 2014, 05:52:57 AM
Cool - I need to get one done but to be honest, I'm way too scared.

I have no worries about root canals but vasectomy gives me the fear.

I have been looking for a V-Buddy - another male who needs a vasectomy, so we can give each other the courage to go together. If possible to do it in the same room with adjoining beds so we can hold hands through it.

The only thing i'm actually worried about is not having big thick loads  :-[
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: bigmc on July 31, 2014, 05:53:50 AM
The only thing i'm actually worried about is not having big thick loads  :-[

its called nick toscani syndrome
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: booty on July 31, 2014, 05:58:26 AM

Bigmc, are you saying that when booty's partner offered to get the snip, as they needed to be more 'careful', she thought he meant that he was going to cut the corner off his colostomy bag?
I always look like a wild cat on heat ( it's the eyes) when I am ovulating... So fear of getting me pregnant was my contraception.
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: booty on July 31, 2014, 05:59:44 AM
its called nick toscani syndrome
pencil dick nick the $10 000 per day getbig model.
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: pedro01 on July 31, 2014, 06:00:34 AM
The only thing i'm actually worried about is not having big thick loads  :-[

I heard guys saying it's no different.

I'm not sure I buy that.

It has to be said - a woman with spud water on her face just isn't the same thing at all.
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: phreak on July 31, 2014, 06:39:14 AM
Had one about two years ago, and no complaints. In fact my sex life is much better because as Booty said, birth control sucks for women. Now Bertha is clean and much hornier. And by clean I mean using AAS. ;D :D

- more sex,
- carefree sex,
- easier to have other women on the side if so inclined,
- loads are almost exactly the same, still messy.  :P Ejaculate is less than 1% actual sperm, so you won't notice a difference.
- painless procedure IF the local anesthesia works properly (didn't on one side for me),
- strange feeling during the operation when your tubes get pulled out to place the clips*,
- strange queasy feeling afterwards when your tubes retract back into your abdomen.




*allow me to brag: I needed three clips on one side because the tube was so massive. ;D
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: SuperTed on July 31, 2014, 06:43:12 AM
Good luck mate.
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: BigCyp on July 31, 2014, 07:04:37 AM
Had one about two years ago, and no complaints. In fact my sex life is much better because as Booty said, birth control sucks for women. Now Bertha is clean and much hornier. And by clean I mean using AAS. ;D :D

- more sex,
- carefree sex,
- easier to have other women on the side if so inclined,
- loads are almost exactly the same, still messy.  :P Ejaculate is less than 1% actual sperm, so you won't notice a difference.
- painless procedure IF the local anesthesia works properly (didn't on one side for me),
- strange feeling during the operation when your tubes get pulled out to place the clips*,
- strange queasy feeling afterwards when your tubes retract back into your abdomen.




*allow me to brag: I needed three clips on one side because the tube was so massive. ;D

Haha good stuff mate, i'm gonna ask for four clips even if not needed now  ;D
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: BigCyp on July 31, 2014, 07:08:19 AM
Good luck mate.

Cheers pal, though I might as well cut my balls off before the season starts - saves Daniel Levy doing it halfway through the season  :-[
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: Grape Ape on July 31, 2014, 07:29:38 AM
As a family man, the two days afterward will be the last two days you ever have where NOBODY expects anything from you.  Enjoy them immensely.  I played Halo for about 48 straight hours online.

The needle is the worst part.  Then it's easy.  Nothing is different after.
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: BigCyp on July 31, 2014, 07:33:57 AM
As a family man, the two days afterward will be the last two days you ever have where NOBODY expects anything from you.  Enjoy them immensely.  I played Halo for about 48 straight hours online.

The needle is the worst part.  Then it's easy.  Nothing is different after.

Cheers bro - yep i'm gonna milk it massively. I've borrowed 2 seasons of Game of Thrones DVD's and will ensure fridge is full of cold ones

I'm still working on convincing the Mrs that she has to suck me dry every 4 hours, as part of the surgical aftercare  8)
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: Skorp1o on July 31, 2014, 07:53:30 AM
 8)

(http://www.vasectomy-information.com/pictures/bruising4/day1leftlarge.jpg)
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: pedro01 on July 31, 2014, 08:19:16 AM
8)

(http://www.vasectomy-information.com/pictures/bruising4/day1leftlarge.jpg)

Surely that is not from a vasectomy?

See - that's put me right off now.

Fuck that off - not if it's going to turn my pubes ginger.
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: d0nny2600 on July 31, 2014, 08:41:51 AM
8)

(http://www.vasectomy-information.com/pictures/bruising4/day1leftlarge.jpg)
Nice balls bro. No homosex(possible homo)
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: d0nny2600 on July 31, 2014, 08:44:36 AM
Nice balls bro. No homosex(possible homo)
Why don't you teabag him so you fag
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: BigCyp on July 31, 2014, 08:49:23 AM
Why don't you teabag him so you fag

Haha
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: BigRo on July 31, 2014, 09:13:10 AM
HA HA except that when a woman is ovulating she craves the mans sperm and is getting it no matter what.

only if she asks nicely
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: Skorp1o on July 31, 2014, 09:41:33 AM
only if she asks nicely

Says the man who has lots of sex but never ejaculates to keep it sharp in the gym  ;D
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on July 31, 2014, 10:49:28 AM
Good luck cyp. Thinking about doin the same, im 33 and hVe one kid and im happy with that. But at the same time inever know if i in the future meet someone that doesnt have a kid and wants one badly, then i  could consider one more max( and if my latest relationship goes to hell. She has 2kids and doesnt want more)

maybe i  2-3 years
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: Henda on July 31, 2014, 11:38:06 AM
Good luck mate. I will have a bacon sausage and egg sandwich in your honour come 11am on saturday.
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: booty on July 31, 2014, 02:25:45 PM
only if she asks nicely
I wasn't aware that women asked. I take  ;D
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: Simple Simon on July 31, 2014, 02:28:42 PM
I wasn't aware that women asked. I take  ;D
Booty tempting trolls to take a stab at her posts.
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: booty on July 31, 2014, 04:20:24 PM
Booty tempting trolls to take a stab at her posts.
No I am just being myself without having to be guarded.
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: D.O.A. on July 31, 2014, 04:53:44 PM
pics or it didnt happen.
:D :D
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: wolfrittner on July 31, 2014, 04:56:14 PM
:o
What I just read? Booty is in to anal? Wow, I knew there is more then a few reasons I like booty!
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: wolfrittner on July 31, 2014, 04:58:57 PM
Good luck Big Cyp! You are a smart man. 8) 8)
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: booty on July 31, 2014, 05:00:26 PM
What I just read? Booty is in to anal? Wow, I knew there is more then a few reasons I like booty!
vaginal sex is my fav. And receiving oral.
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: wolfrittner on July 31, 2014, 05:12:35 PM
vaginal sex is my fav. And receiving oral.
Oh!! Lol! They screwed with the lettering. Hahaha pretty funny.
Then I apologize. Im sure any sex with you must be amazing. Whoever the lucky guy is.
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: booty on July 31, 2014, 05:14:08 PM
Oh!! Lol! They screwed with the lettering. Hahaha pretty funny.
Then I apologize. Im sure any sex with you must be amazing. Whoever the lucky guy is.
Duh.... My quote was tampered with.  ;D
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: wolfrittner on July 31, 2014, 05:19:58 PM
Duh.... My quote was tampered with.  ;D
Lol That's what I refereed too. It took me a minute to figure out ::)
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: Hulkotron on July 31, 2014, 07:31:01 PM
This weekend (Saturday morning at 11am) I will be having a vasectomy.

I have 2 beautiful kids, boy 4 and girl 18 months and definitely don't want any more of them - plus starting out on an 8 year plus venture of becoming a doctor, the last thing we need now in our house is a screaming baby.

My wife has tried every contrceptive pill, even tried a coil and everything causes bad sides for her, so this is the only option.

I HATE CONDOMS lol.

Anyway, I will be shaving my balls in preparation for this amazing event  :-\

(http://media.giphy.com/media/S3Ot3hZ5bcy8o/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: visualizeperfection on July 31, 2014, 08:57:14 PM
visualizeperfection wishing he was a local anesthetic in this thread.
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: BigCyp on August 01, 2014, 01:58:47 AM
Good luck cyp. Thinking about doin the same, im 33 and hVe one kid and im happy with that. But at the same time inever know if i in the future meet someone that doesnt have a kid and wants one badly, then i  could consider one more max( and if my latest relationship goes to hell. She has 2kids and doesnt want more)

maybe i  2-3 years

Cheers mate,

Be completely sure about the security of the relationship before considering the snip. I'm about as sure as I can be about my marriage, but no one has a crystal ball - If I was even 5% doubtful about our future, I wouldn't do it - i'm only 29  :o

From the blokes i've spoken to though, it's pretty positive in terms of a sex life boost (once the balls heal lol) - looking forward to more quickies in the home gym without worrying about babies  ;D
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on August 01, 2014, 02:50:12 AM
Cheers mate,

Be completely sure about the security of the relationship before considering the snip. I'm about as sure as I can be about my marriage, but no one has a crystal ball - If I was even 5% doubtful about our future, I wouldn't do it - i'm only 29  :o

From the blokes i've spoken to though, it's pretty positive in terms of a sex life boost (once the balls heal lol) - looking forward to more quickies in the home gym without worrying about babies  ;D
good advice...you and your wife seems to have a strong relationship so i think you are doing the right thing. Plus  she dont have to eat pills anymore and probably be even more hornier  without them :D

how old is your wife
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on August 01, 2014, 02:51:03 AM
How big is the chanses that you can reverse it?
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: BigCyp on August 01, 2014, 03:10:38 AM
good advice...you and your wife seems to have a strong relationship so i think you are doing the right thing. Plus  she dont have to eat pills anymore and probably be even more hornier  without them :D

how old is your wife

I'm a lucky man, she's 28.

In terms of reversing it it gets worse the longer you leave it - 98% success 3months - 7 years, 94% 8-14 years, 84% 15-20 years, 50% 21 years plus
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: BigCyp on August 01, 2014, 04:14:15 AM
I'm actually not looking forward to this lads.

Considering getting off my head on Saturday morning before I go  :D :-\
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: Donny on August 01, 2014, 04:40:32 AM
I'm actually not looking forward to this lads.

Considering getting off my head on Saturday morning before I go  :D :-\
just make sure you go have a wank at the sperm bank first  ;)
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: BigCyp on August 01, 2014, 04:43:16 AM
just make sure you go have a wank at the sperm bank first  ;)

I've already explained to my Mrs, that my balls have to be vacumed dry before the procedure to prevent infection  ;D Hopefully she will take care of it, but I saw her bleaching the end of the dyson yesterday  ???
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: wes on August 01, 2014, 04:46:35 AM
Neutered Nuts Of Peace

Best of luck Cyp !  ;)
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: BigCyp on August 01, 2014, 04:49:39 AM
Neutered Nuts Of Peace

Best of luck Cyp !  ;)

Thanks my friend

 ;D

Raw No Condom No Pulling Out of Peace
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: visualizeperfection on August 01, 2014, 05:07:14 AM
I'm a lucky man, she's 28.

In terms of reversing it it gets worse the longer you leave it - 98% success 3months - 7 years, 94% 8-14 years, 84% 15-20 years, 50% 21 years plus


Bullshit, she's a lucky woman.... Women would kill to be married to such a top tier poster.

Even if you are just a religious bigmc gimmick.
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: BigCyp on August 01, 2014, 05:12:10 AM

Bullshit, she's a lucky woman.... Women would kill to be married to such a top tier poster.

Even if you are just a religious bigmc gimmick.

I was telling her a joke once while we were laying in bed, and she said (in her cute little way) "You're not funny." I got really pissed off and said "You know getbig.com, that site I go on?" she says "Yeah, what's that got to do with it?" I said "Well, they sometimes have topics on there like 'who's the funniest person on getbig' or who's getbig's best poster' and so many people voted for me as the funniest guy on there!!!" "There are thousands and thousands of people on that site, how you can say i'm not funny?" hahahahaha I was hoping she would say "Meltdown"  ;D
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: visualizeperfection on August 01, 2014, 05:22:51 AM
I was telling her a joke once while we were laying in bed, and she said (in her cute little way) "You're not funny." I got really pissed off and said "You know getbig.com, that site I go on?" she says "Yeah, what's that got to do with it?" I said "Well, they sometimes have topics on there like 'who's the funniest person on getbig' or who's getbig's best poster' and so many people voted for me as the funniest guy on there!!!" "There are thousands and thousands of people on that site, how you can say i'm not funny?" hahahahaha I was hoping she would say "Meltdown"  ;D

I have shown girls some of the funnier posts etc. You're posts have likely been included, some "are you suggesting" lines. I usually get the "I guess I just don't get it"response (dumb whores)

I'm on a huge "mental illness" "better to have never picked up a weight" and "meltdown" kick in real life conversation.




Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: BigCyp on August 01, 2014, 05:29:31 AM
I have shown girls some of the funnier posts etc. You're posts have likely been included, some "are you suggesting" lines. I usually get the "I guess I just don't get it"response (dumb whores)

I'm on a huge "mental illness" "better to have never picked up a weight" and "meltdown" kick in real life conversation.


That's the funny thing about this place, it doesn't reflect a normal community whatsoever. A huge proportion of people on this site have similar personality traits, that led them into BB, Gear, and this place, and so it follows that we have picked up our own brand of humour that we can appreciate on here...
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: Donny on August 01, 2014, 05:37:06 AM
That's the funny thing about this place, it doesn't reflect a normal community whatsoever. A huge proportion of people on this site have similar personality traits, that led them into BB, Gear, and this place, and so it follows that we have picked up our own brand of humour that we can appreciate on here...
yes this is true. it is the best Forum for Bodybuilding. diverse threads and you have freedom of speach here. Other than raw iron i don´t even look at the others.
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: BigCyp on August 01, 2014, 08:39:47 AM
Right lads, i'll check in here Sat afternoon with the update pics  :D
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: Donny on August 01, 2014, 08:42:04 AM
Right lads, i'll check in here Sat afternoon with the update pics  :D
the after OP swelling will make it all look bigger...pumped to the max :D
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on August 01, 2014, 11:15:49 AM
I was telling her a joke once while we were laying in bed, and she said (in her cute little way) "You're not funny." I got really pissed off and said "You know getbig.com, that site I go on?" she says "Yeah, what's that got to do with it?" I said "Well, they sometimes have topics on there like 'who's the funniest person on getbig' or who's getbig's best poster' and so many people voted for me as the funniest guy on there!!!" "There are thousands and thousands of people on that site, how you can say i'm not funny?" hahahahaha I was hoping she would say "Meltdown"  ;D
haha i lolled for real
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: Primemuscle on August 01, 2014, 05:33:59 PM
This weekend (Saturday morning at 11am) I will be having a vasectomy.

I have 2 beautiful kids, boy 4 and girl 18 months and definitely don't want any more of them - plus starting out on an 8 year plus venture of becoming a doctor, the last thing we need now in our house is a screaming baby.

My wife has tried every contrceptive pill, even tried a coil and everything causes bad sides for her, so this is the only option.

I HATE CONDOMS lol.

Anyway, I will be shaving my balls in preparation for this amazing event  :-\

I applaud your decision. It is not an easy one to make. Both my son and my son-in-law made the same decision. My wife and I are so old now, we no longer need worry about unwanted pregnancies. 
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: Primemuscle on August 01, 2014, 05:38:45 PM
On the letter it says "Please make sure you shave the scrotum area before the procedure" - what qualifies as the scrotum area?

This is interesting since doctors usually want the hospital to do the shaving to avoid any possibility of infections. When I had a prostatectomy, I asked if they wanted me to shave off the hair on my stomach. The answer I got was "We do that and we don't want you doing it."
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: Man of Steel on August 01, 2014, 05:57:24 PM
This weekend (Saturday morning at 11am) I will be having a vasectomy.

I have 2 beautiful kids, boy 4 and girl 18 months and definitely don't want any more of them - plus starting out on an 8 year plus venture of becoming a doctor, the last thing we need now in our house is a screaming baby.

My wife has tried every contrceptive pill, even tried a coil and everything causes bad sides for her, so this is the only option.

I HATE CONDOMS lol.

Anyway, I will be shaving my balls in preparation for this amazing event  :-\

Prayers goin out for your weiner operation.
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: phreak on August 01, 2014, 10:49:16 PM
Pics or it didn't happen.
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: wes on August 02, 2014, 05:39:56 AM
I was telling her a joke once while we were laying in bed, and she said (in her cute little way) "You're not funny." I got really pissed off and said "You know getbig.com, that site I go on?" she says "Yeah, what's that got to do with it?" I said "Well, they sometimes have topics on there like 'who's the funniest person on getbig' or who's getbig's best poster' and so many people voted for me as the funniest guy on there!!!" "There are thousands and thousands of people on that site, how you can say i'm not funny?" hahahahaha I was hoping she would say "Meltdown"  ;D
Crazy bastard!  LOL  ;D
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: d0nny2600 on August 02, 2014, 05:49:55 AM
I was telling her a joke once while we were laying in bed, and she said (in her cute little way) "You're not funny." I got really pissed off and said "You know getbig.com, that site I go on?" she says "Yeah, what's that got to do with it?" I said "Well, they sometimes have topics on there like 'who's the funniest person on getbig' or who's getbig's best poster' and so many people voted for me as the funniest guy on there!!!" "There are thousands and thousands of people on that site, how you can say i'm not funny?" hahahahaha I was hoping she would say "Meltdown"  ;D
Did you hit a crab most muscular and shimmy out of the room without breaking eye contact?
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: BigCyp on August 02, 2014, 10:41:26 AM
Well whoever wrote in the leaflet "having a vasectomy is less painful than going to the dentist…" needs to fucking sue that dentist  :'( :'( :'(

Pics to follow shortly  ;D
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: visualizeperfection on August 02, 2014, 03:33:58 PM
Well whoever wrote in the leaflet "having a vasectomy is less painful than going to the dentist…" needs to fucking sue that dentist  :'( :'( :'(

Pics to follow shortly  ;D


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Am I to assume it was a rather uncomfortable procedure?
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: phreak on August 03, 2014, 12:45:10 AM

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Am I to assume it was a rather uncomfortable procedure?

They can numb your scrot, but not what's inside. So in theory you should not feel the cuts themselves. But one problem is that a sack is thin-walled. Easy to overshoot and inject the anesthetic into the cavity itself, instead of the skin they will be cutting. This happened on my right side, so I actually felt the cut being made. Yes I made that fact known instantly. ;D

The tubes themselves were not anesthetised at all, but the yanking on those is more nauseating than painful. Really odd feeling. Honestly I prefer regular pain to that experience.
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: Grape Ape on August 03, 2014, 11:07:19 AM

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Am I to assume it was a rather uncomfortable procedure?

The needle is the worst.

One of my buddies is an absolute animal.  He had them set up a mirror so he could watch.
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: Hulkotron on August 03, 2014, 04:46:50 PM
The needle is the worst.

One of my buddies is an absolute animal.  He had them set up a mirror so he could watch.

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Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: phreak on August 04, 2014, 12:25:20 AM
The needle is the worst.

One of my buddies is an absolute animal.  He had them set up a mirror so he could watch.
My dad is similarly hard-assed. When he went to get tendon surgery in his hand (overuse from decades of manual labor) he badgered the surgeon to let him watch the whole thing. Sick bastard. :D
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: phreak on August 04, 2014, 12:27:12 AM
Why is BigCyp responding very infrequently to this thread? Complications and a ballsack the size of a garbage bag? Or is his diabolical scheme of manipulating his wife into highly frequent blowjobs working?
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: visualizeperfection on August 04, 2014, 12:29:49 AM
Why is BigCyp responding very infrequently to this thread? Complications and a ballsack the size of a garbage bag? Or is his diabolical scheme of manipulating his wife into highly frequent blowjobs working?

does it hurt or feel awkward to blow of a load post surgery?
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: Primemuscle on August 04, 2014, 12:38:06 AM
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Avoid any sexual activity for a week or so. If you do ejaculate, you may feel pain or notice blood in your semen. Do not have sexual intercourse until your doctor says it's okay, unless you use another form of birth control. It takes several weeks or longer before sperm are no longer present in your semen.

Looks like blowjob therapy isn't on the list for ways to recover from a vasectomy.
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: phreak on August 04, 2014, 01:23:45 AM
does it hurt or feel awkward to blow of a load post surgery?

It hurt a bit for me, but the pain diminished in the following 4-6 weeks. And though painful at T+1 week, it didn't hurt so much I didn't want to have sex. ;D
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: phreak on August 04, 2014, 01:24:30 AM
Looks like blowjob therapy isn't on the list for ways to recover from a vasectomy.
It is if you want the male equivalent of getting 'red wings'. Maybe 'barber pole'?
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: Skorp1o on August 04, 2014, 08:33:14 AM
LOL BigCyp going quiet here, nursing his swollen bleeding sack and popping codein tablets like there's no tomorrow.
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: pedro01 on August 05, 2014, 08:15:35 AM
The needle is the worst.

One of my buddies is an absolute animal.  He had them set up a mirror so he could watch.

I did that on my knee op.

No way I'd do it on a scrote op.
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: BigCyp on August 05, 2014, 01:21:54 PM
LOL BigCyp going quiet here, nursing his swollen bleeding sack and popping codein tablets like there's no tomorrow.

Lol mate no joke it's the most painful thing I've experienced. When the doctor was cutting the nutsack, the local hadn't set in yet and I felt the laser burning into my balls  :'(

When he put some kind of metal clamp on my tubes It felt like a knife going in further up in my stomach, and then I could feel the soldering thingy literally singe my tubes in half, and the smell  :-X No bacon sandwiches for a long time.

Yep, been watching Storage Wars and sipping Codeine Linctus like Lil Wayne  ;D
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: Simple Simon on August 05, 2014, 01:30:51 PM
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Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: booty on August 05, 2014, 02:20:29 PM
Lol mate no joke it's the most painful thing I've experienced. When the doctor was cutting the nutsack, the local hadn't set in yet and I felt the laser burning into my balls  :'(

When he put some kind of metal clamp on my tubes It felt like a knife going in further up in my stomach, and then I could feel the soldering thingy literally singe my tubes in half, and the smell  :-X No bacon sandwiches for a long time.

Yep, been watching Storage Wars and sipping Codeine Linctus like Lil Wayne  ;D
Hug
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: visualizeperfection on August 05, 2014, 07:39:50 PM
tug

fixed
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: booty on August 05, 2014, 09:47:47 PM
fixed
funny  ;D
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: Donny on August 06, 2014, 01:06:31 AM
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just put me off my Breakfast... :-X
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: BigCyp on August 06, 2014, 03:49:39 AM
fixed

Haha
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: wes on August 06, 2014, 03:53:23 AM
Bruised Battered Balls Of Peace
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: BigCyp on August 15, 2014, 04:02:02 AM
Just a quick update, penis and balls are no longer completely black, normalish colour has returned.

Balls are now only about 10% swollen, no longer having to go to Aldi wearing a hoody upside down.

Can still feel lots of hard lumps (scar tissue) in my nutsack, some are painful to touch,

Might even be able to have sex in a couple of days  :P
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: Simple Simon on August 15, 2014, 04:11:10 AM
Just a quick update, penis and balls are no longer completely black, normalish colour has returned.

Balls are now only about 10% swollen, no longer having to go to Aldi wearing a hoody upside down.

Can still feel lots of hard lumps (scar tissue) in my nutsack, some are painful to touch,

Might even be able to have sex in a couple of days  :P
Lol, remember that guy  ;D
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: BigCyp on August 15, 2014, 04:12:53 AM
Lol, remember that guy  ;D

Hahaha yes, hope he's on the road to recovery, and no longer wearing 'EKIN' hoodies
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: Man of Steel on August 15, 2014, 07:43:19 AM
Just a quick update, penis and balls are no longer completely black, normalish colour has returned.

Balls are now only about 10% swollen, no longer having to go to Aldi wearing a hoody upside down.

Can still feel lots of hard lumps (scar tissue) in my nutsack, some are painful to touch,

Might even be able to have sex in a couple of days  :P

All the best to your weiner and sack.

MOS
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: BigCyp on August 15, 2014, 07:55:16 AM
All the best to your weiner and sack.

MOS

Thanks brother, they said Hi
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: booty on August 16, 2014, 02:20:05 AM
Thanks brother, they said Hi
hug  :D
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: BigCyp on August 18, 2014, 02:26:45 AM
hug  :D

Hahaha.

On another note, I saw you the other day on the American show 'Storage Wars' lol. There's a hot woman called 'Laura' who is one of the auctioneers, who looks a bit like you  ;D

She's a bit older, and definitely not as sexy but I wouldn't refuse.
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: BigCyp on August 18, 2014, 02:28:57 AM
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Lol, actually she is quite a bit fatter and older so no offence Booty  :D
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on August 18, 2014, 02:43:44 AM
I hate when she yells "and dont forget to pay the (fat disgusting obnoxious) lady"
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: BigCyp on August 18, 2014, 02:55:35 AM
I hate when she yells "and dont forget to pay the (fat disgusting obnoxious) lady"

Yeah, if I met her for sex we would have to agree that she didn't say that afterwards  :-X

On a side note, Jarrods girlfriend is smokin in my opinion.
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: booty on August 18, 2014, 03:34:07 AM
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Lol, actually she is quite a bit fatter and older so no offence Booty  :D
You don't say  :-X
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: BigCyp on August 18, 2014, 03:49:37 AM
You don't say  :-X

Yes, on second thoughts I sincerely apologise  :-[

Other than being blong and having breasts, there are no other similarities  ;D

You are twice as hot.
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: booty on August 18, 2014, 03:53:10 AM
Yes, on second thoughts I sincerely apologise  :-[

Other than being blong and having breasts, there are no other similarities  ;D

You are twice as hot.
Thank you. I had to show that I look nothing like this woman. She has a jaw like a pitbul.
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: booty on August 18, 2014, 06:12:40 AM
Gezzzz I just received this pm from someone on fb.
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: BigCyp on August 22, 2014, 04:41:27 AM
Gezzzz I just received this pm from someone on fb.

Hahaha what's his getbigger handle
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: bigmc on August 22, 2014, 05:56:04 AM
Gezzzz I just received this pm from someone on fb.

tell him you belong to the big brothers cyp and mc

he wont bother you again  8)
Title: Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread
Post by: Skorp1o on August 22, 2014, 08:27:03 AM
This woman is stunning  :D

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