hahahaha kahn your posts are the stuff of legendit's a shame they seem to keep disappearing...
Top notch material here my dear sir. Let it REMAIN for posterity's sake will you?
Happy New Year, Syntax!
The Namat Way (A Play in One Act)Dramatis Personae:James Spooner (a healthy-looking, but rather dim, 2.8 GPA recent college graduate)David Kleinberg (James' bespectacled, middle-aged high school music teacher)Setting: Late summer, Main Street in Small Town USA*****So, James, how's the job hunt going?Hey, Mr. Kleinberg! Well, not so good, sir.Why is that, Jim-boy? Wow, I see you've been working out. Looking boss![Nervous chuckle] Yeah. Well, I pound the pavement every day, sir; but no one's hiring.I see. Yes [clears throat], pounding the pavement. Tell me, Jim-boy, who’s, I mean, what’s holding you down? Are you not motivated to earn money? Nice shorts you’re wearing, where'd you get 'em?Hmm, what? My shorts? Oh, thanks. I think I got them at Dicks'.Dicks, you say?Yeah, at Dicks' Sporting Goods. Oh, yes sir, I'm very motivated to earn money. I have a lot of energy, and am raring to go so that I can eventually work my way to the top.Did you say Top? Hmm, well, Jim-boy, with that kind of attitude, you'll go very far up. Very far. Tell me, have you ever considered earning money The Namat Way?The Namat Way? No. What is that? Sounds strange; yet, I really need a job.Come with me, Jimmy, we'll take a look-see. It’s only strange if you want it to be.Fin
