Guess the Christmas list...

[gordiano]

Who's is this:



Dear Santa,


All I want is the following:

1) A NEW SPACE HELMET

2) NEW BI'S AND CALVES

3) A SMALLER WAISTLINE

4) MUSCLE-tECH TO MYSTERIOUSLY KEEP ME ON THEIR PAYROLL

5) ANOTHER GIFT TOP 5 PLACING AT ANY SHOW

[gordiano]

LIST #2



DEER SENTA,

ALL I WANTE IS,,,,


1 HIV TEST 2 BE NEGETIVE

2 NEW THONGE

3 NEW WIGG

4 LOTTS O GAY OLLD MEN

[gordiano]

LIST #3



Dear Santa,

I want the following:

1) A new set of kidneys

2) To break the 175lb barrier again (so that I may shut-up the haters)

3) A few lines of cocaine

[Grundle]

Oohh, oohh, call on me, I know this one...call on me!!!!

[gordiano]

LIST #4



deer santus


eye's want fo' chrismax,,,,,

1 lotsa fitnass hoes

2 vip pass too titties barr

3 fittee dolla giff certifimicate to black guy pees

4 won mo' sandows trophee

[Mad Nickels]

Dear Santa,

All I want for Christmas is hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones, hormones,

and the Alien Anal Inspection Handbook.  Thank you.

[bigguns23]

squad?

[KillerMonk]

LIST #2



DEER SENTA,

ALL I WANTE IS,,,,


1 HIV TEST 2 BE NEGETIVE

2 NEW THONGE

3 NEW WIGG

4 LOTTS O GAY OLLD MEN

How the Hell did you guess Derek Athony wish list.

[Gym dude]

Dear Santa

I want more muscle on my back.

[gordiano]

Dear Santa

I want more muscle on my back.

Nasser, is that you?

[Gym dude]

No it is not Nasser Gordiano but Gym Dude.

[chaos]

Dear Santa

I want more muscle on my back.

Why in the hell would you ask Santa for a bodybuilder on your back?

Are you a Derek Anthony gimmick?

[Spoony Luv]

Dear Santa.

All i want this year is


1. To not G out in anyone's soup

2. To drop my blood pressure atleast 70 points so people stop calling me radish head

3. For the great Nassar to forgive me for trying to rip him off with fake gear

4. 16 more gallons of a synthrol product

5. To be taken seriously from atleast one fitness girl and to have them stop ripping me off when i pass out

[gordiano]

kamali, anthony, prince. what do i win?

Here you go....

[ironneck]

i just puked

THAT'S ONE UGLY HOE

[Meso_z]

How the Hell did you guess Derek Athony wish list.

Maybe he's Derek's own "santa claus" ?