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getbiggers who are or have been monstorously muscular, please speak from your experiences
everyone else who is not freakishly muscular (not small wiry twinks like bouncer) shut it, i want the true stories
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All that really matters is how much money you have and what kind of car you pull up with.
Of course a woman will go for a muscular guy if a rich guy is not around. Once the rick guy comes around, muscular guy gets tossed aside.
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All that really matters is how much money you have and what kind of car you pull up with.
Of course a woman will go for a muscular guy if a rich guy is not around. Once the rick guy comes around, muscular guy gets tossed aside.
DONT GET OFF THE SUBJECT YOU GODDAMNIT
ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION
SHARE STORIES OF GETTING THE WHORES BECAUSE OF YOUR EPIC SSWOLIOSIS
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DONT GET OFF THE SUBJECT YOU GODDAMNIT
ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION
SHARE STORIES OF GETTING THE WHORES BECAUSE OF YOUR EPIC SSWOLIOSIS
I am not as big as cswol, and I do not frequent clubs. However, I know that many getbiggers pull a lot of woman in clubs, especially galenicko.
Rumor has it that CSWOL SHUTS DOWN clubs on a regular basis.
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Rumor has it that CSWOL SHUTS DOWN clubs on a regular basis.
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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the key word is whores.
if they not a whore then your just like any other guy out there for the most part.
if a whore though. your chances increase dramatically.
good thing. most girls in clubs are whores.
your chances are good my friend
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I know they get a lot of women
but i want to read stories with in detail wat these horse say about how they wet their labia for big muscular arms
etc
i want to live vicariously on this saturday night with stories of steroids, horse and cocaine
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I wish someone would do a study on women. Have the same guy in many different daily situations. In one round he's kind to women (the way he would prefer to be treated). In another round, he's rude, and selfish.
See who gets more pussy.
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I know they get a lot of women
but i want to read stories with in detail wat these horse say about how they wet their labia for big muscular arms
etc
i want to live vicariously on this saturday night with stories of steroids, horse and cocaine
read some of gh15 old posts about trenbolone and what it apparently does to women.
dont believe that it will happen though. cus its BS for the most part bud or exaggerations..
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the key word is whores.
if they not a whore then your just like any other guy out there for the most part.
if a whore though. your chances increase dramatically.
good thing. most girls in clubs are whores.
your chances are good my friend
problem is my arms are not nearly beeg enough to stand out especially in the dark
last time i went out i got a thai whore tho she admired my arm
but sincerely it needs to be a lot bigger to get horse guaranteed everytime, i think that was pure luck last time ernestly
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read some of gh15 old posts about trenbolone and what it apparently does to women.
dont believe that it will happen though. cus its BS for the most part bud or exaggerations..
its not about the steroids
it's about big lean arms
steroids are merely a tools
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problem is my arms are not nearly beeg enough to stand out especially in the dark
last time i went out i got a thai whore tho she admired my arm
but sincerely it needs to be a lot bigger to get horse guaranteed everytime, i think that was pure luck last time ernestly
you need to pick the right clothes bro. my biggest arm is 17" only but looks much bigger if i wear the right top. black t shirt helps a lot. makes the arms stand out especially if your white. if your black go with a white t shirt.
@bro yes many were. some good info though dont get me wrong
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Horse?
whores = horse
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you need to pick the right clothes bro. my biggest arm is 17" only but looks much bigger if i wear the right top. black t shirt helps a lot. makes the arms stand out especially if your white. if your black go with a white t shirt.
@bro yes many were. some good info though dont get me wrong
the problem with arms like that is they only look impressive up close
not from afar
the bigger your arms
the more horse you attract from afar and beyond
if they are under 17" in smedium shirt ok ok but when big fat black stand next to you, you look like a bottomtwink
therefore these small shirts are not advisable, best is colared shirt with short sleeve that is of the casual variety and fits around the biceps
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watch the Burneika clip of him in the pool, i think thats the universal answer
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This thread is so shallow it couldnt drown a fly
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watch the Burneika clip of him in the pool, i think thats the universal answer
those people were not common whores
they were the type of too special to notice anything
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How big are your arms.
16,5 see avatar display
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(http://www.pochepictures.com/sitebuilder/images/hearns-334x451.jpg)
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i want to live this kind of bb life
After setting a new gym record on standing calf raises, I decided that a celebration was in order. I told Lex to round up the crew, because we were going hunting for cardio bunnies. Lex called up our other training partner, Mongo. Mongo is a 6'8" 305 lb. bodybuilding monster. To give you an idea, he takes in 5000 cals while cutting, and has an IV stuck into his arm with protein flowing in at all times to avoid going catabolic.
We headed out to the club, all dressed to the nines. Lex in sweatpants, a PROLAB tshirt, and of course his trusty crowbar. Mongo was wearing leather pants, a white beater, with his lifting belt around his waist. I decided to try some peacocking, and wore a pink beater, complimented by a pink top hat and pink Chuck Taylor shoes.
We ran into a little trouble at the door, when the bouncer told us we weren't properly dressed for the establishment. Mongo stepped up to the plate. Bumping into him, Mongo screamed "You sure about that?" The bouncer, terrified, changed his mind but asked for the $20 cover charge. "Cover charge? Just be lucky you're still alive, punk. We ain't paying a cover charge." Lex and I walked in, lats flaring, while Mongo entered the side door (too big to fit through the front door).
We scoped out the situation, and it looked pretty grim. A club packed with AFC's and a bunch of HB8's and HB9's. I shook my head. As you know, I only pork HB10's.
A few minutes later, a group of HB8.5's approached us.
HB8.5: Hi...ummm... we heard you guys were alpha males and we wanted to know if we could hang out with you tonight?
I fought off the urge to vomit (HB8.5's... gross!) and replied, "You know, you've got a lot of nerve coming over here. Don't you think I'm a little out of your league, cupcake? Now get out of here, you're threatening my alpha status."
I was getting impatient. "Mongo, find me a HB10 NOW!" I snarled at him. Mongo took out his binoculars and scanned the crowd.
Mongo: I see a HB10 cardio bunny at the bar, drinking a martini.
Me: Any bodybuilder activity in the area?
Mongo: I dont see any... just an ectomorph.
Me: I'm going in.
I lat flared it over to this broac, and first approached the ectomorph hitting on her. He was wearing a Jose's Surf Shop T-shirt "End of the road, AFC. Step aside and let me handle this cardio bunny."
AFC: Get lost.
Normally, I would have stomped him into the ground, but with Mongo in the club I felt it unneccessary.
Me: <grabbing the AFC by the throat> Look, you f**kin ecto, you better get the f**k out of here before we have a problem. See that guy over there, that's a 6'8" 300 lb. bodybuilder. If you don't leave this club now, and never come back, the cops are gonna have to call the boys down at Jose's Surf Shop to ID your body.
The AFC ran away screaming and I moved in on the cardio bunny. "Your lucky day, baby. You get to spend the evening with Doctor Swole. Wanna feel my pythons?"
Cardio Bunny: What do you think I am, some cheap slut just looking to get laid? I'm better than that.
Me: Oh I get it. You look at me and all you see is shredded quads, 18 inch pythons, and abs you could do laundry on. I'm more than a piece of meat here.
I turned around to leave.
Cardio Bunny: I'm sorry, did you say 18 inch pythons? My name's Isabelle.
Me: Doctor Swole.
CB: Oh, a doctor? What kind?
Me: A uhhh... gynocologist.
CB: Really? How did you get into that?
Me: Well, I guess you can say I just love pussy.
Lex approached me with a look of concern on his face. "Mongo's IV is out of whey. We need to get him some protein before he goes catabolic and gets into a rage."
Me: F**k. How long do we have?
Lex: 15, 20 minutes tops.
CB: Do you have to go? Well here's my phone number, why dont you call me sometime and we can go to a museum or something.
I looked at her phone number in disgust. "Look cupcake, I'm going on a gynocologist exposition in the Phillipines for the next year. Tonight may be our last night together. We should make the most of it."
CB: If you say so, Doctor Swole.
I took her out to my BMW and we started going at it. I hit it doggystyle and finished off by giving her a pearl necklace (the only jewelry I'll ever buy for a woman.)
I lit up a joint and closed my eyes. Lex and Mongo approached the BMW. "We gotta go now, Doc, Mongo's gonna get catabolic."
I told the cardio bunny to leave the car. "I had a great time, Doc. My gynocologist never treated me like that"
Lex and Mongo roared with laughter. "He's no gynocologist. This is Doctor Swole, one of the most notorious Alpha Males on the planet!"
Cardio bunny had a look of denial on her face. "Tell me thats not true! Are you even a real doctor?"
Me: <taking a puff of the joint> I'm no doctor... but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
Lex and Mongo roared with laughter. I stepped on the gas and accelerated away from the cardio bunny. She coughed when inhaling my exhaust fumes, and by the time she stopped I had turned the corner. I wondered if she had seen my ALPHA1 license plate, but it's inconsequential. I'll never see her again. My speedometer hit 95 as I raced to Mongo's for whey shakes all around.
Lex: Going a little fast Doc?
Me: <taking a drag from the joint> Those protein shakes ain't gonna mix themselves
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Hugeness -> Instant thong drop! ;D
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Hugeness -> Instant thong drop! ;D
oh so it only works on girls wearing thongs
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getbiggers who are or have been monstorously muscular, please speak from your experiences
everyone else who is not freakishly muscular (not small wiry twinks like bouncer) shut it, i want the true stories
Visit Mediterranean in summer & look around, + D vitamin would do good to your white skin.
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In a club you have two guys. One looks like the rocker Adam Levine from Maroon 5. He's 6'0" and 160lbs with model looks. The other guy looks like the typical steroid junkie who cycles on and off for years. I bet the girls go for the Adam Levine look alike. The permabulker syringe king will attract attention but it's from skanky whores who think the steroid king is a genuine tough guy.
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In a club you have two guys. One looks like the rocker Adam Levine from Maroon 5. He's 6'0" and 160lbs with model looks. The other guy looks like the typical steroid junkie who cycles on and off for years. I bet the girls go for the Adam Levine look alike. The permabulker syringe king will attract attention but it's from skanky whores who think the steroid king is a genuine tough guy.
Yep, pretty much, its these chicks that latch themselves to doormen for free access to clubs.
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the problem with arms like that is they only look impressive up close
not from afar
the bigger your arms
the more horse you attract from afar and beyond
if they are under 17" in smedium shirt ok ok but when big fat guy stand next to you, you look like a bottomtwink
therefore these small shirts are not advisable, best is colared shirt with short sleeve that is of the casual variety and fits around the biceps
you stfu and dont argue!! listen to the stories like you crave and cower in the corner you fucking freak
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getbiggers who are or have been monstorously muscular, please speak from your experiences
everyone else who is not freakishly muscular (not small wiry twinks like bouncer) shut it, i want the true stories
All that really matters is how much money you have and what kind of car you pull up with.
Of course a woman will go for a muscular guy if a rich guy is not around. Once the rick guy comes around, muscular guy gets tossed aside.
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yes.
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No some whores like small dudes so they can control them more. I heard that straight from a girl.
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Anabolichalo-
How tall are you and what do your abs look like? The reason I ask is that the physique that women/whores actually like is much different from what muscleheads like us think. Most women are turned on by tall lean physiques. In my opinion your arms are already sufficient. Getting big like Ronnie Coleman is likely going to retard your quest for whores because most women are freaked out and disgusted by that look.
What I'm seeing in you posts is that you want to get bitches flocking to you the moment you walk in the door. The only way to do that is to be tall, lean, and semi-muscular with a pretty boy face. If you don't fit this type then you must drive up in an expensive car and dress very sharply displaying your obvious wealth. Gold digging whores(aka, most women) look at your shoes and your watch and not your muscles.
Now this doesn't mean that being huge and ripped isn't going to get you some attention. If you don't fit the criteria that I laid out above then getting huge and ripped will get you laid by a small sub-group of women. The problem is that it isn't the type of attention you want. You want to smash insanely hot women 3 at a time with little to no effort. Not everyone can do that so you have to realistically come to terms with where you are on the whore pecking order. Only then can you decide what you need to do to enhance your position.
Your welcome.
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the funny is analhomo is probably staying at home with his wife and kid. Btw wasnt your kid suposed to die some days or weeks ago? You sound quite disinterested for a father whose kid is suposed to die ::)
Sick sad world we re living in.
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As said the Levine look with a few lbs of lean mass is the standard for club pussy. Now post up another doc swole story.
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You get noticed more and that's a big plus! Many women don't case for overly muscular guys but the one's that do let you know it emphatically! ;)
If a woman's got a fetish for Huge men, you're rare and she'll practically throw it at you, all you have to do is catch.
So you won't get women falling all over you but the few that are interested are REALLY interested and you don't have to do a song and dance to smash it.
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All that really matters is how much money you have and what kind of car you pull up with.
Of course a woman will go for a muscular guy if a rich guy is not around. Once the rick guy comes around, muscular guy gets tossed aside.
The problem is the money and power usually comes after the marriage.......sucks.
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the funny is analhomo is probably staying at home with his wife and kid. Btw wasnt your kid suposed to die some days or weeks ago? You sound quite disinterested for a father whose kid is suposed to die ::)
Sick sad world we re living in.
i dont know if he's gonna make it
still in the hospital
it's putting stress on the mother and therefor on the relationship
in short she is bitching and then my roid rage kicks in and i tell her to fuck off
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You get noticed more and that's a big plus! Many women don't case for overly muscular guys but the one's that do let you know it emphatically! ;)
If a woman's got a fetish for Huge men, you're rare and she'll practically throw it at you, all you have to do is catch.
So you won't get women falling all over you but the few that are interested are REALLY interested and you don't have to do a song and dance to smash it.
i sincerely believe this is true
bitches love a huge man
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Anabolichalo-
How tall are you and what do your abs look like? The reason I ask is that the physique that women/whores actually like is much different from what muscleheads like us think. Most women are turned on by tall lean physiques. In my opinion your arms are already sufficient. Getting big like Ronnie Coleman is likely going to retard your quest for whores because most women are freaked out and disgusted by that look.
What I'm seeing in you posts is that you want to get bitches flocking to you the moment you walk in the door. The only way to do that is to be tall, lean, and semi-muscular with a pretty boy face. If you don't fit this type then you must drive up in an expensive car and dress very sharply displaying your obvious wealth. Gold digging whores(aka, most women) look at your shoes and your watch and not your muscles.
Now this doesn't mean that being huge and ripped isn't going to get you some attention. If you don't fit the criteria that I laid out above then getting huge and ripped will get you laid by a small sub-group of women. The problem is that it isn't the type of attention you want. You want to smash insanely hot women 3 at a time with little to no effort. Not everyone can do that so you have to realistically come to terms with where you are on the whore pecking order. Only then can you decide what you need to do to enhance your position.
Your welcome.
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Anabolichalo, if you do not look like this, then forget it.
(http://www.bigdonsboys.com/handsomest/pages_39_44/images/06_02_180_male_model_doug_006.jpg)
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i look average at best with receding hair
and still i pulled really stunning and hot whores over the yrs
i absolutely attribute it to my arms
even tho they not huge
they above average definitely
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i look average at best with receding hair
and still i pulled really stunning and hot whores over the yrs
i absolutely attribute it to my arms
even tho they not huge
they above average definitely
Sounds like you are much better looking than the above picture.
You should be a model.
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Horse?
That's what I was wondering... Mexico much?
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muscle always gets the ladies...women love physical...i dont care what anyone says..young or old..if you know how to show it well, pussy will fall on your lap..when i was hot on the sauce and was eating like a mad man, i would pull up in the club, all bitches wanted my rock hard biceps....women tend to be a a bit shy at first around muscular guys...but if you approach them well, confident, and with some game you can close all sluts!!...i strategically work out my arms friday for pulling up in the club with rock hard biceps like a cock!!!