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Title: Palin takes a shot at Kerry's face
Post by: Dos Equis on June 26, 2009, 11:56:30 AM
Doh!   :)

Palin takes a shot at Kerry's face
Posted: 01:28 PM ET

From CNN Political Producer Rebecca Sinderbrand

(http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2009/images/06/08/art.spalin0608.gi.jpg)
Gov. Sarah Palin exchanged jokes with Sen. John Kerry this week.
(CNN) – She's visiting troops on a peacekeeping mission, but Sarah Palin signaled Friday she's ready to go to battle with John Kerry, who reportedly made a joke earlier this week at her expense.

The Boston Herald reported that on Wednesday, before South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford's exact whereabouts were widely known, the Massachusetts senator mused to reporters the wrong elected official had dropped out of sight.

"Too bad if a governor had to go missing it couldn't have been the governor of Alaska," he said, according to the paper. "You know, Sarah Palin."

Palin herself, speaking to U.S. troops in Kosovo, responded Friday with a shot aimed straight for the face — literally.

"Then Sen. John Kerry makes this joke, I don't know if you saw this, but he makes this joke saying, 'Aw shoot, of all the governors in the nation who disappeared, too bad it couldn't have been that governor from Alaska…'" she said.

"But the way he said it, he looked quite frustrated, and he looked so sad, and I just wanted to reach out to the TV and say, 'John Kerry, why the long face?'"

Palin is overseas visiting Alaska National Guard troops on a peacekeeping mission.

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/
Title: Re: Palin takes a shot at Kerry's face
Post by: The True Adonis on June 26, 2009, 12:00:46 PM
Kerry was funnier.  Kerry wins.
Title: Re: Palin takes a shot at Kerry's face
Post by: Kazan on June 26, 2009, 12:01:56 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/w/4/kerry_lurch.jpg)
Title: Re: Palin takes a shot at Kerry's face
Post by: 2ND COMING on June 26, 2009, 12:02:45 PM
is this what journalism has come to?
Title: Re: Palin takes a shot at Kerry's face
Post by: 240 is Back on June 26, 2009, 12:07:47 PM
For Palin, it's Jerry Springer attempts to stay in the news at this point.

Maybe she'll be on "dancing with the Stars" next season.
Title: Re: Palin takes a shot at Kerry's face
Post by: Dos Equis on June 26, 2009, 12:09:32 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/w/4/kerry_lurch.jpg)

Hahahahahahaha!   ;D
Title: Re: Palin takes a shot at Kerry's face
Post by: Soul Crusher on June 26, 2009, 12:12:56 PM
Kerry was funnier.  Kerry wins.

Palin 2012

"Change Even TA will be begging for."

Kerry is a dork and Palin would fuck him up if he said that to her face.   
Title: Re: Palin takes a shot at Kerry's face
Post by: grab an umbrella on June 26, 2009, 12:21:43 PM
ZING
Title: Re: Palin takes a shot at Kerry's face
Post by: BM OUT on June 26, 2009, 12:24:42 PM
Palin 2012

"Change Even TA will be begging for."

Kerry is a dork and Palin would fuck him up if he said that to her face.   

John Kerry is the same guy who said that Manny Ortiz was his favorite Red Sox player.Imagine that?Manny Ortiz.The dumb guy didnt even know that it was Manny Ramierez and David Ortiz.Then,whwh John Kerry threw out the first pitch at a Red Sox game and looked like an old women,I knew what a little puke this looser really was.A guy who made his money by marrying rich chicks.A total oooser with his arrogant Baaaaston accent.
Title: Re: Palin takes a shot at Kerry's face
Post by: Soul Crusher on June 26, 2009, 12:26:54 PM
Kerry was funnier.  Kerry wins.

Kerry is another liberal idiot who never worked a day in his life and mooched off wealthy widows his whole life.

Say what you want about Palin, but no one ever handed her a damn thing.  Kerry is a bitch.  
Title: Re: Palin takes a shot at Kerry's face
Post by: Soul Crusher on June 26, 2009, 12:30:55 PM
John Kerry is the same guy who said that Manny Ortiz was his favorite Red Sox player.Imagine that?Manny Ortiz.The dumb #### didnt even know that it was Manny Ramierez and David Ortiz.Then,whwh John Kerry threw out the first pitch at a Red Sox game and looked like an old women,I knew what a little puke this looser really was.A guy who made his money by marrying rich chicks.A total oooser with his arrogant Baaaaston accent.

Kerry is the ultimate liberal bitch.
Title: Re: Palin takes a shot at Kerry's face
Post by: Butterbean on June 26, 2009, 01:26:12 PM


"Too bad if a governor had to go missing it couldn't have been the governor of Alaska," he said, according to the paper. "You know, Sarah Palin."


It was an OK joke until the "You know, Sarah Palin."   :-\
Title: Re: Palin takes a shot at Kerry's face
Post by: Soul Crusher on June 26, 2009, 01:35:55 PM
It was an OK joke until the "You know, Sarah Palin."   :-\

Hey Kerry - How is "Lambert Field doing?"

Title: Re: Palin takes a shot at Kerry's face
Post by: Dos Equis on June 26, 2009, 01:42:45 PM
It was an OK joke until the "You know, Sarah Palin."   :-\

Yep. 
Title: Re: Palin takes a shot at Kerry's face
Post by: Soul Crusher on June 26, 2009, 01:45:11 PM
Yep. 

Kerry is another liberal "male" who really needs to be smacked like Perez Hilton was. 
Title: Re: Palin takes a shot at Kerry's face
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on June 26, 2009, 01:46:51 PM
I love Palin, such a delicious milf.  I can't deny it any longer...  :-*
Title: Re: Palin takes a shot at Kerry's face
Post by: Dos Equis on June 26, 2009, 01:47:59 PM
Kerry is another liberal "male" who really needs to be smacked like Perez Hilton was. 

Kerry is a traitor IMO.  I'd like to punch him in the mouth for what he did to his fellow soldiers in Vietnam.  Have you ever watched the Stolen Honor documentary?  
Title: Re: Palin takes a shot at Kerry's face
Post by: Soul Crusher on June 26, 2009, 01:49:51 PM
I love Palin, such a delicious milf.  I can't deny it any longer...  :-*

Like I keep saying, if she gets her act together with a speech coach to get the DC lingo down and goes no the attack against ZERO agauinst the massive taxes and wasteful spending, she will have a good shot at it since UE is NEVER going to decrease below 10% so long as zero is president.  

She needs work, but if she molds a libertarian type of stance that appeals to RP types and others, she will pick up a lot of people who are sick of the govt takeover of everything.  
Title: Re: Palin takes a shot at Kerry's face
Post by: Soul Crusher on June 26, 2009, 01:51:22 PM
Kerry is a traitor IMO.  I'd like to punch him in the mouth for what he did to his fellow soldiers in Vietnam.  Have you ever watched the Stolen Honor documentary?  

Yeah, he is a disgrace. 

I wish Palin would walk up to him bitch slap him and knee him in the groin and say the line from a Bronx Tale:

"Look at me, look in my face, I did this to you"    and then laugh as he cries like a baby. 
Title: Re: Palin takes a shot at Kerry's face
Post by: 2ND COMING on June 26, 2009, 01:59:03 PM
She needs work, but if she molds a libertarian type of stance that appeals to RP types and others, she will pick up a lot of people who are sick of the govt takeover of everything.  

so you want her to do a 180 of her political stance so she could get elected?

integrity-grab some
Title: Re: Palin takes a shot at Kerry's face
Post by: BM OUT on June 26, 2009, 02:24:14 PM
For Palin, it's Jerry Springer attempts to stay in the news at this point.

Maybe she'll be on "dancing with the Stars" next season.

For Kerry its still trying to prove that hes actually alive because he has the personality of a dead man.[and the face of one as well].
Title: Re: Palin takes a shot at Kerry's face
Post by: Straw Man on June 26, 2009, 07:40:03 PM
WOW!!!

I can't figure out who I give less of a shit about

Kerry or Palin

seriously

I'm trying to figure out which one I actually care less about

I'm thinking maybe Kerry

or Palin

you see the problem right?
Title: Re: Palin takes a shot at Kerry's face
Post by: JOCKTHEGLIDE on June 26, 2009, 08:58:00 PM
just cracked me on on that pick,,imagining her jearking me off,,
Title: Re: Palin takes a shot at Kerry's face
Post by: Hugo Chavez on June 27, 2009, 12:53:54 AM
Kerry is a sack of shit... That's why he looks like a sack of shit...  Palin looks totally hot in that picture BB posted.  I have no idea why she's a sack of shit :-\
Title: Re: Palin takes a shot at Kerry's face
Post by: Deicide on June 27, 2009, 09:21:23 AM
Palin=Milf=Hence=Reason to Vote for Her.... :-\
Title: Re: Palin takes a shot at Kerry's face
Post by: Benny B on June 27, 2009, 09:25:11 AM
Palin 2012

One moron supporting another.
Title: Re: Palin takes a shot at Kerry's face
Post by: Soul Crusher on June 27, 2009, 04:49:15 PM
One moron supporting another.

Ok blow job boy. 
Title: Re: Palin takes a shot at Kerry's face
Post by: Parker on June 27, 2009, 05:32:23 PM
Doh!   :)

Palin takes a shot at Kerry's face
Posted: 01:28 PM ET

From CNN Political Producer Rebecca Sinderbrand

(http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2009/images/06/08/art.spalin0608.gi.jpg)
Gov. Sarah Palin exchanged jokes with Sen. John Kerry this week.
(CNN) – She's visiting troops on a peacekeeping mission, but Sarah Palin signaled Friday she's ready to go to battle with John Kerry, who reportedly made a joke earlier this week at her expense.

The Boston Herald reported that on Wednesday, before South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford's exact whereabouts were widely known, the Massachusetts senator mused to reporters the wrong elected official had dropped out of sight.

"Too bad if a governor had to go missing it couldn't have been the governor of Alaska," he said, according to the paper. "You know, Sarah Palin."

Palin herself, speaking to U.S. troops in Kosovo, responded Friday with a shot aimed straight for the face — literally.

"Then Sen. John Kerry makes this joke, I don't know if you saw this, but he makes this joke saying, 'Aw shoot, of all the governors in the nation who disappeared, too bad it couldn't have been that governor from Alaska…'" she said.

"But the way he said it, he looked quite frustrated, and he looked so sad, and I just wanted to reach out to the TV and say, 'John Kerry, why the long face?'"

Palin is overseas visiting Alaska National Guard troops on a peacekeeping mission.

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/

Looks like she motioning about Kerry's unit with her hands, and she has a smile on face...

On the real, going back and forth with zingers seems cute, but that facade can grow tiresome...substance please.
Title: Re: Palin takes a shot at Kerry's face
Post by: Soul Crusher on June 27, 2009, 05:39:19 PM
Looks like she motioning about Kerry's unit with her hands, and she has a smile on face...

On the real, going back and forth with zingers seems cute, but that facade can grow tiresome...substance please.


Like I keep saying, she needs to hit on the $$$$$ issues.   
Title: Re: Palin takes a shot at Kerry's face
Post by: Parker on June 27, 2009, 07:26:14 PM

Like I keep saying, she needs to hit on the $$$$$ issues.   

That is where she fails. I think that people are comfortable with her, because she is not the "smartest person in the room" yet is attractive, Americans today hate smart people and are very distrusting of them, but feel for the dumb guy (You know who I'm talking about).

Title: Re: Palin takes a shot at Kerry's face
Post by: 240 is Back on June 27, 2009, 07:33:43 PM

Like I keep saying, she needs to hit on the $$$$$ issues.   

agreed.  The smart repubs are the ones staying on the issues.  The ones using these dramatic feuds (letterman, levi, now kerry) make good news stories, but nobody takes them seriously come election/donation time.

Just curious... when is the last time a party ran a candidate again after he/she was on the losing presidential ticket before?
Title: Re: Palin takes a shot at Kerry's face
Post by: ToxicAvenger on June 28, 2009, 08:47:05 AM
Palin 2012

"Change Even TA will be begging for."

  

she cant even raise a non whore daughter...

how will she run a country?
if i remember right Beach..you r a devout christian and if i remember right...being an unwed whore is a sin in christianity...you think this country wants a president with a bastard grandchild?

right? or do ya pick and choose where to and where not to follow your religion?
Title: Re: Palin takes a shot at Kerry's face
Post by: Straw Man on June 28, 2009, 03:17:19 PM
That is where she fails. I think that people are comfortable with her, because she is not the "smartest person in the room" yet is attractive, Americans today hate smart people and are very distrusting of them, but feel for the dumb guy (You know who I'm talking about).

American hate smart people???

can you give me an example of a smart person that I (or a generic American) hates?
Title: Re: Palin takes a shot at Kerry's face
Post by: Straw Man on June 28, 2009, 03:21:13 PM
she cant even raise a non whore daughter...

how will she run a country?
if i remember right Beach..you r a devout christian and if i remember right...being an unwed whore is a sin in christianity...you think this country wants a president with a bastard grandchild?

right? or do ya pick and choose where to and where not to follow your religion?

to be fair she has 2 other daughters who haven't had sex or a child out of wedlock (as far as we know)

is beach also 333..?

Title: Re: Palin takes a shot at Kerry's face
Post by: George Whorewell on June 28, 2009, 05:47:19 PM
Toxic your mother was incapable of not having sex with animals- And while she probably wasn't qualified to be vice president anyway, she did manage to raise a semi-literate part simian/ part human who can type on an internet message board. Dont you think your being a tad bit judgmental?  ???
Title: Re: Palin takes a shot at Kerry's face
Post by: Dos Equis on June 28, 2009, 09:34:30 PM
she cant even raise a non whore daughter...

how will she run a country?
if i remember right Beach..you r a devout christian and if i remember right...being an unwed whore is a sin in christianity...you think this country wants a president with a bastard grandchild?

right? or do ya pick and choose where to and where not to follow your religion?

Yes I'm a devout Christian, which is about as relevant to this thread as you using cocaine and skydiving after smoking marijuana.   

I typically leave the children of politicians out of political discussions.  The one exception I can recall is Guiliani being estranged from his kids.  I thought that was relevant, because a parent who cannot maintain good relationships with his kids would probably have a little trouble running the country.

But I digress.  Dumb question(s). 
Title: Re: Palin takes a shot at Kerry's face
Post by: ToxicAvenger on June 29, 2009, 02:09:52 PM
Toxic your mother was incapable of not having sex with animals- And while she probably wasn't qualified to be vice president anyway, she did manage to raise a semi-literate part simian/ part human who can type on an internet message board. Dont you think your being a tad bit judgmental?  ???

no...i just like my presidents not to have whore daughters..what can i say..i hold my presidents to a higher moral standard than i  hold joe blow

i could care less if she ws joeanne nobody..but to run for president..

well..then she shall be judged ..
you think i'm doing bad...wait till she runs...the media will rip her a new poophole...wait..i mean vagina...her daughter being poop! :)
Title: Re: Palin takes a shot at Kerry's face
Post by: Soul Crusher on June 29, 2009, 02:14:17 PM
no...i just like my presidents not to have whore daughters..what can i say..i hold my presidents to a higher moral standard than i  hold joe blow

i could care less if she ws joeanne nobody..but to run for president..

well..then she shall be judged ..
you think i'm doing bad...wait till she runs...the media will rip her a new poophole...wait..i mean vagina...her daughter being poop! :)

Did you judge Bill Clinton with Monica, Jennifer Flowers, and that other bimbo with the big nose????