Author Topic: Palin takes a shot at Kerry's face (Read 1874 times)

Dos Equis · « **on:** June 26, 2009, 11:56:30 AM »

Doh!

Palin takes a shot at Kerry's face
Posted: 01:28 PM ET

From CNN Political Producer Rebecca Sinderbrand

Gov. Sarah Palin exchanged jokes with Sen. John Kerry this week.
(CNN) – She's visiting troops on a peacekeeping mission, but Sarah Palin signaled Friday she's ready to go to battle with John Kerry, who reportedly made a joke earlier this week at her expense.

The Boston Herald reported that on Wednesday, before South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford's exact whereabouts were widely known, the Massachusetts senator mused to reporters the wrong elected official had dropped out of sight.

"Too bad if a governor had to go missing it couldn't have been the governor of Alaska," he said, according to the paper. "You know, Sarah Palin."

Palin herself, speaking to U.S. troops in Kosovo, responded Friday with a shot aimed straight for the face — literally.

"Then Sen. John Kerry makes this joke, I don't know if you saw this, but he makes this joke saying, 'Aw shoot, of all the governors in the nation who disappeared, too bad it couldn't have been that governor from Alaska…'" she said.

"But the way he said it, he looked quite frustrated, and he looked so sad, and I just wanted to reach out to the TV and say, 'John Kerry, why the long face?'"

Palin is overseas visiting Alaska National Guard troops on a peacekeeping mission.

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/

The True Adonis · « **Reply #1 on:** June 26, 2009, 12:00:46 PM »

Kerry was funnier. Kerry wins.

Kazan · « **Reply #2 on:** June 26, 2009, 12:01:56 PM »

2ND COMING · « **Reply #3 on:** June 26, 2009, 12:02:45 PM »

is this what journalism has come to?

240 is Back · « **Reply #4 on:** June 26, 2009, 12:07:47 PM »

For Palin, it's Jerry Springer attempts to stay in the news at this point.

Maybe she'll be on "dancing with the Stars" next season.

Dos Equis · « **Reply #5 on:** June 26, 2009, 12:09:32 PM »

Quote from: Kazan on June 26, 2009, 12:01:56 PM

Hahahahahahaha!

Soul Crusher · « **Reply #6 on:** June 26, 2009, 12:12:56 PM »

Quote from: The True Adonis on June 26, 2009, 12:00:46 PM

Kerry was funnier. Kerry wins.

Palin 2012

"Change Even TA will be begging for."

Kerry is a dork and Palin would fuck him up if he said that to her face.

grab an umbrella · « **Reply #7 on:** June 26, 2009, 12:21:43 PM »

BM OUT · « **Reply #8 on:** June 26, 2009, 12:24:42 PM »

Quote from: 333386 on June 26, 2009, 12:12:56 PM

Palin 2012

"Change Even TA will be begging for."

Kerry is a dork and Palin would fuck him up if he said that to her face.

John Kerry is the same guy who said that Manny Ortiz was his favorite Red Sox player.Imagine that?Manny Ortiz.The dumb guy didnt even know that it was Manny Ramierez and David Ortiz.Then,whwh John Kerry threw out the first pitch at a Red Sox game and looked like an old women,I knew what a little puke this looser really was.A guy who made his money by marrying rich chicks.A total oooser with his arrogant Baaaaston accent.

Soul Crusher · « **Reply #9 on:** June 26, 2009, 12:26:54 PM »

Quote from: The True Adonis on June 26, 2009, 12:00:46 PM

Kerry was funnier. Kerry wins.

Kerry is another liberal idiot who never worked a day in his life and mooched off wealthy widows his whole life.

Say what you want about Palin, but no one ever handed her a damn thing. Kerry is a bitch.

Soul Crusher · « **Reply #10 on:** June 26, 2009, 12:30:55 PM »

Quote from: BILLY MIMNAUGH on June 26, 2009, 12:24:42 PM

John Kerry is the same guy who said that Manny Ortiz was his favorite Red Sox player.Imagine that?Manny Ortiz.The dumb #### didnt even know that it was Manny Ramierez and David Ortiz.Then,whwh John Kerry threw out the first pitch at a Red Sox game and looked like an old women,I knew what a little puke this looser really was.A guy who made his money by marrying rich chicks.A total oooser with his arrogant Baaaaston accent.

Kerry is the ultimate liberal bitch.

Butterbean · « **Reply #11 on:** June 26, 2009, 01:26:12 PM »

Quote from: Beach Bum on June 26, 2009, 11:56:30 AM

"Too bad if a governor had to go missing it couldn't have been the governor of Alaska," he said, according to the paper. "You know, Sarah Palin."

It was an OK joke until the "You know, Sarah Palin." $:-\$

Soul Crusher · « **Reply #12 on:** June 26, 2009, 01:35:55 PM »

Quote from: STella on June 26, 2009, 01:26:12 PM

It was an OK joke until the "You know, Sarah Palin." $:-\$

Hey Kerry - How is "Lambert Field doing?"

Dos Equis · « **Reply #13 on:** June 26, 2009, 01:42:45 PM »

Quote from: STella on June 26, 2009, 01:26:12 PM

It was an OK joke until the "You know, Sarah Palin." $:-\$

Yep.

Soul Crusher · « **Reply #14 on:** June 26, 2009, 01:45:11 PM »

Quote from: Beach Bum on June 26, 2009, 01:42:45 PM

Yep.

Kerry is another liberal "male" who really needs to be smacked like Perez Hilton was.

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #15 on:** June 26, 2009, 01:46:51 PM »

I love Palin, such a delicious milf. I can't deny it any longer...

Dos Equis · « **Reply #16 on:** June 26, 2009, 01:47:59 PM »

Quote from: 333386 on June 26, 2009, 01:45:11 PM

Kerry is another liberal "male" who really needs to be smacked like Perez Hilton was.

Kerry is a traitor IMO. I'd like to punch him in the mouth for what he did to his fellow soldiers in Vietnam. Have you ever watched the Stolen Honor documentary?

Soul Crusher · « **Reply #17 on:** June 26, 2009, 01:49:51 PM »

Quote from: RPF on June 26, 2009, 01:46:51 PM

I love Palin, such a delicious milf. I can't deny it any longer...

Like I keep saying, if she gets her act together with a speech coach to get the DC lingo down and goes no the attack against ZERO agauinst the massive taxes and wasteful spending, she will have a good shot at it since UE is NEVER going to decrease below 10% so long as zero is president.

She needs work, but if she molds a libertarian type of stance that appeals to RP types and others, she will pick up a lot of people who are sick of the govt takeover of everything.

Soul Crusher · « **Reply #18 on:** June 26, 2009, 01:51:22 PM »

Quote from: Beach Bum on June 26, 2009, 01:47:59 PM

Kerry is a traitor IMO. I'd like to punch him in the mouth for what he did to his fellow soldiers in Vietnam. Have you ever watched the Stolen Honor documentary?

Yeah, he is a disgrace.

I wish Palin would walk up to him bitch slap him and knee him in the groin and say the line from a Bronx Tale:

"Look at me, look in my face, I did this to you" and then laugh as he cries like a baby.

2ND COMING · « **Reply #19 on:** June 26, 2009, 01:59:03 PM »

Quote from: 333386 on June 26, 2009, 01:49:51 PM

She needs work, but if she molds a libertarian type of stance that appeals to RP types and others, she will pick up a lot of people who are sick of the govt takeover of everything.

so you want her to do a 180 of her political stance so she could get elected?

integrity-grab some

BM OUT · « **Reply #20 on:** June 26, 2009, 02:24:14 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on June 26, 2009, 12:07:47 PM

For Palin, it's Jerry Springer attempts to stay in the news at this point.

Maybe she'll be on "dancing with the Stars" next season.

For Kerry its still trying to prove that hes actually alive because he has the personality of a dead man.[and the face of one as well].

Straw Man · « **Reply #21 on:** June 26, 2009, 07:40:03 PM »

WOW!!!

I can't figure out who I give less of a shit about

Kerry or Palin

seriously

I'm trying to figure out which one I actually care less about

I'm thinking maybe Kerry

or Palin

you see the problem right?

JOCKTHEGLIDE · « **Reply #22 on:** June 26, 2009, 08:58:00 PM »

just cracked me on on that pick,,imagining her jearking me off,,

Hugo Chavez · « **Reply #23 on:** June 27, 2009, 12:53:54 AM »

Kerry is a sack of shit... That's why he looks like a sack of shit... Palin looks totally hot in that picture BB posted. I have no idea why she's a sack of shit $:-\$

Deicide · « **Reply #24 on:** June 27, 2009, 09:21:23 AM »

Palin=Milf=Hence=Reason to Vote for Her.... $:-\$