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Re: Serena is one amazing athlete.
« Reply #150 on: January 30, 2007, 01:08:47 PM »
Quote from: jaejonna on January 30, 2007, 01:05:04 PM
I like fat asses and nice tities, Jessica is pretty and I would def. hit without a doubt...but if I were able to choose I would f**k Serena before her....a fat ass goes a long way

I guess that makes me a n*gga in that sense, I like ghetto booty bitches who know how to get fcuked being bent over... (Move my comments to the XXX board if needed)

I may just be racially stereotyping when I assume that Serena would get nasty while that Texas  twat was polishing her manicure. But until I have evidence to the contrary, I'm going with that.
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Re: Serena is one amazing athlete.
« Reply #151 on: January 30, 2007, 01:09:29 PM »
Quote from: jaejonna on January 30, 2007, 01:05:04 PM
I like fat asses and nice tities, Jessica is pretty and I would def. hit without a doubt...but if I were able to choose I would f**k Serena before her....a fat ass goes a long way

I guess that makes me a n*gga in that sense, I like ghetto booty bitches who know how to get fcuked being bent over... (Move my comments to the XXX board if needed)

BADA BOOOM
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Re: Serena is one amazing athlete.
« Reply #152 on: January 30, 2007, 01:12:24 PM »
Quote from: jaejonna on January 30, 2007, 01:05:04 PM
I like fat asses and nice tities, Jessica is pretty and I would def. hit without a doubt...but if I were able to choose I would f**k Serena before her....a fat ass goes a long way

I guess that makes me a n*gga in that sense, I like ghetto booty bitches who know how to get fcuked being bent over... (Move my comments to the XXX board if needed)
Resident Asian wigger trying to act black.  Jesus dude.  You guy's gross me out.  The fact that you would walk up to Serena, look at that horse face and say I would fuck you before Jessica Simpson really says something about your taste in women. 

Jaejonna: "Nig ga I got laid last night"  "I had a choice between Jessica Simpson and Serena Williams"

CoWorker: "So how was Jessica"

Jaejonna:  "Nig ga I tore that black ass uppp!!!"

CoWorker: *BARF*.......somebody get Juan and Cletus to clean this shit up
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Re: Serena is one amazing athlete.
« Reply #153 on: January 30, 2007, 01:14:12 PM »
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You guys wanna f**k a woman that looks like a damn Clydesdale.  Jesus what's wrong with you.  Simpson is hotter than Serena will ever be.  You can't look like a black dude with tits and a wig and be considered hot.  Give me a break.  You guys have taste in your ass.
Yeah, she does have a bit of a tranny face and too muscular, but those big jugs and thick ass make up for it.
Jessica Simpson needs bigger titties and her nose is a little off.  Without make up, her face is a 7 at best, plus a monster lack of ass.  Must have been nice to bust that hymen though.  Props to Dick LeGay. ;D
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Re: Serena is one amazing athlete.
« Reply #154 on: January 30, 2007, 01:16:21 PM »
Quote from: cap86 on January 30, 2007, 01:12:24 PM
Resident Asian wigger trying to act black.  Jesus dude.  You guy's gross me out.  The fact that you would walk up to Serena, look at that horse face and say I would f**k you before Jessica Simpson really says something about your taste in women. 

Jaejonna: "Nig ga I got laid last night"  "I had a choice between Jessica Simpson and Serena Williams"

CoWorker: "So how was Jessica"

Jaejonna:  "Nig ga I tore that black ass uppp!!!"

CoWorker: *BARF*.......somebody get Juan and Cletus to clean this shit up

ok so stacy dash or jessica simpson????
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Re: Serena is one amazing athlete.
« Reply #155 on: January 30, 2007, 01:16:26 PM »
Quote from: ribonucleic on January 30, 2007, 01:03:59 PM
Relax, Clyde. I never said she wasn't boinkable. But that's a man-jaw in any jurisdiction.

FWIW, I'm convinced that the Jessica Simpson fantasy is firmly based on the idea: "She's too stupid to think of a reason not to have sex with me."





I wasn't upset Spanky, I was just giving you a picture that clearly illustrates the jaw line. Her jaw looks pretty damn feminine to me.
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Re: Serena is one amazing athlete.
« Reply #156 on: January 30, 2007, 01:23:08 PM »
Quote from: big_mal on January 30, 2007, 01:16:21 PM
ok so stacy dash or jessica simpson????
Simpson. 

Quote from: Croatch on January 30, 2007, 01:14:12 PM
Yeah, she does have a bit of a tranny face and too muscular, but those big jugs and thick ass make up for it.
Jessica Simpson needs bigger titties and her nose is a little off.  Without make up, her face is a 7 at best, plus a monster lack of ass.  Must have been nice to bust that hymen though.  Props to Dick LeGay. ;D
Major tranny face.

Fat ass.

JS tits are great.
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Re: Serena is one amazing athlete.
« Reply #157 on: January 30, 2007, 01:27:29 PM »
Quote from: cap86 on January 30, 2007, 01:23:08 PM
Simpson. 

Figures...

ok paris hilton or stacy dash...
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Re: Serena is one amazing athlete.
« Reply #158 on: January 30, 2007, 01:32:43 PM »
Quote from: cap86 on January 30, 2007, 12:42:12 PM
Wow, worst picture ever.  Nice try though.  Pick any other woman.  Black, white, hispanic.

Halle Berry, Tyra Banks
Carmen Electra, Shania Twain, Faith Hill, Ali Landry
Eva Longoria, Eva Mendes
Hm... Cap, your hate for Serena goes deep...

She's not model-material, but she looks above average in the face. She's got a thick booty, so a lot of guys will like that and maybe prefer that over Jessica Simpson. If you don't, that's ok, but don't take it personal.

Of the list you posted i'd take Halle Berry, Faith Hill, Ali and Eva mendes over Serena due to a prettier face.
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Re: Serena is one amazing athlete.
« Reply #159 on: January 30, 2007, 01:33:33 PM »
Quote from: big_mal on January 30, 2007, 01:27:29 PM
Figures...

ok paris hilton or stacy dash...
Dash...Hilton loses on a number of points.  Nose for one.  No tits.  No ass.  Coke head.  Anorexic.  Been fucked by every rich coke head out there.  Trust me, it's not a black/white thing.  Dash has a better face than Serena and Paris but worse than Simpson.

Quote from: Faust on January 30, 2007, 01:32:43 PM
Hm... Cap, your hate for Serena goes deep...

She's not model-material, but she looks above average in the face.
Wrong sir, wrong.

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Re: Serena is one amazing athlete.
« Reply #160 on: January 30, 2007, 01:34:54 PM »
Stacy Dash is hot, I didn't know who she was until I went and goggled her. I recognize her from some movies, and I always thought she was really pretty. The only knock against her is that fact that even the world-class airbrush team at playboy couldn't get rid of the hail damage from her ass cheeks.

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Re: Serena is one amazing athlete.
« Reply #161 on: January 30, 2007, 01:38:55 PM »
Love Jessica and Stacey, both hot as hell.
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Re: Serena is one amazing athlete.
« Reply #162 on: January 30, 2007, 02:42:39 PM »
At least Stacey has a face and  no roid body.  Good for her.
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Re: Serena is one amazing athlete.
« Reply #163 on: January 30, 2007, 02:46:57 PM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on January 30, 2007, 02:45:24 PM
Dash has the facial bone structure of a white chick.

That's why Serena is so hot. None of this Vanessa Williams crap. A true African queen!
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Re: Serena is one amazing athlete.
« Reply #164 on: January 30, 2007, 03:52:05 PM »
Quote from: ribonucleic on January 30, 2007, 02:46:57 PM
That's why Serena is so hot. None of this Vanessa Williams crap. A true African queen!
That's why she looks like shit, because she has the mixed face of a horse and a monkey.  Honestly.  Vanessa Williams is hot, especially for her age.
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Re: Serena is one amazing athlete.
« Reply #165 on: January 30, 2007, 09:48:51 PM »

Anal anyone?

Small rack, but they appear to be real.  Needs another 4 cup sizes or so.
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Re: Serena is one amazing athlete.
« Reply #166 on: January 30, 2007, 09:51:20 PM »
Quote from: Dingleberry on January 30, 2007, 01:34:54 PM
Stacy Dash is hot, I didn't know who she was until I went and goggled her. I recognize her from some movies, and I always thought she was really pretty. The only knock against her is that fact that even the world-class airbrush team at playboy couldn't get rid of the hail damage from her ass cheeks.



Eh, I'd still hit it.
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Re: Serena is one amazing athlete.
« Reply #167 on: January 30, 2007, 11:46:59 PM »
Quote from: cap86 on January 30, 2007, 01:33:33 PM
Dash...Hilton loses on a number of points.  Nose for one.  No tits.  No ass.  Coke head.  Anorexic.  Been fucked by every rich coke head out there.  Trust me, it's not a black/white thing.  Dash has a better face than Serena and Paris but worse than Simpson.
 Wrong sir, wrong.




Good one on Dash.  The problem is the girl has been married since 1998 to an electrician (some white guy) she met on the Clueless set.  Does have a kid with Christopher Williams (Singer and New Jack City).  Not much dirt running around on the woman as far as dropping the unders for every tom, dick and harry like Hilton and some others.  Damon Dash from Rocafella is her cousin.
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Re: Serena is one amazing athlete.
« Reply #168 on: January 31, 2007, 04:40:46 AM »
Quote from: Dingleberry on January 30, 2007, 12:57:41 PM
Yeah, look at that man-jaw, just hidious


jessica simpson is one of the most cutest,prettiest chick out there.serena looks like a man next to jessica.jessica is infact better than a women..lol.jessica and britney are by far the most perfect chicks of all..the rest are fukin over-rated
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Re: Serena is one amazing athlete.
« Reply #169 on: January 31, 2007, 04:54:43 AM »
Quote from: cap86 on January 30, 2007, 03:52:05 PM
That's why she looks like shit, because she has the mixed face of a horse and a monkey.  Honestly.  Vanessa Williams is hot, especially for her age.
So, you think black women are horses and monkeys?

You have issues.

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Re: Serena is one amazing athlete.
« Reply #170 on: January 31, 2007, 05:31:48 AM »
i never used to look at  black girls until ten years ago, used to make fun of guys who wanted to fuck them(one guy was my friend) until i fucked this jamiacan with a big bubble and i havent stopped running after them since. no women can sex like a big booty black  girl, none!!!!!if u disagree its because youve never been with one. if you want pretty white girl who lays there says oh every once in a while go ahead i used to watch porn with one of my black girl friends and we would laugh at their weak ass sex. best looking white girl i was ever with, absolutely smoking hot...sucked  in bed. 
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Re: Serena is one amazing athlete.
« Reply #171 on: January 31, 2007, 06:16:55 AM »
Cap86,

If I were fucking thier face , then i would pick jessica simpson.
If I were to marry one of them, I would pick Jessica Simpson.
If I were to go out in public with one of them, Jessica.
If I were to fuck the shit out of one of them, then Serena.

feel me dawg > ?

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Re: Serena is one amazing athlete.
« Reply #172 on: January 31, 2007, 06:29:46 AM »
Quote from: muscleforlife on January 31, 2007, 04:54:43 AM
So, you think black women are horses and monkeys?
You have issues.
Sandra

He never said anything like that. Don't make this a racial thing,  ::)
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Re: Serena is one amazing athlete.
« Reply #173 on: January 31, 2007, 06:49:14 AM »
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Re: Serena is one amazing athlete.
« Reply #174 on: January 31, 2007, 06:51:34 AM »
yes ,

This is like 2005!!! Mars on a rampage !!! Noobs take notice !!!
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