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Re: Why did the bidet never catch up in the west?
« Reply #25 on: February 12, 2011, 11:48:42 AM »
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Re: Why did the bidet never catch up in the west?
« Reply #26 on: February 12, 2011, 12:08:38 PM »
Quote from: mass243 on February 12, 2011, 11:29:56 AM
Because in civilized world we have a thing called toilet paper... we don't use our hands  :-X



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 Most of people take a shower in the morning after doing the 3 "S".

 How do you wash your ass?

 Because after taking a sh*t you wipe yourself and take a shower...so?

 So you're saying that washing yourself after going to the bathroom is bad?

 And if I'm not wrong the bidet was created for women... you know the period thing. plus the peeing situation.


 Here's a better question

 How many showers people take a day?

 Brazilians at least 3 a day. like myself.

 Europeans 1 to 2 a day.
 
 Americans 1 a day.

 Talking about hygiene. ;)
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Re: Why did the bidet never catch up in the west?
« Reply #27 on: February 12, 2011, 01:36:34 PM »
In Brazil, to save space, the standard now is to have not a bidet, but a hose with a little shower head besides the toilet.

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Re: Why did the bidet never catch up in the west?
« Reply #28 on: February 12, 2011, 01:41:08 PM »
Just go buy an extension to your garden hose and run it into your ass...



Or, you can buy the disposable enemas and refill them with water..


Or how about a squirt gun?
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Re: Why did the bidet never catch up in the west?
« Reply #29 on: February 12, 2011, 01:48:40 PM »
Because disposable baby wipes take up much less space and you don't have to blow dry your brown star to put your pants on.
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Re: Why did the bidet never catch up in the west?
« Reply #30 on: February 12, 2011, 01:52:16 PM »
Imagine a 500 pound chick trying to clean her ass will a water bubbler. A fire hose probably wouldn't do a job :-\
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Re: Why did the bidet never catch up in the west?
« Reply #31 on: February 12, 2011, 02:02:31 PM »
Quote from: SHOULDERS on February 12, 2011, 11:34:54 AM
hahaha, no offence but the middle easterners stink and don't shake hands or eat with the left hand as they use if to wipe their shit-stained asses. in west we use toilet roll and in the sand lands they use water and their hand. it's like the dark ages over there and i bet it ain't many sandmen that got bidets.

A combination of bidet and TP works best. Wiping your ass with your hands is certainly not acceptable... :o
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Re: Why did the bidet never catch up in the west?
« Reply #32 on: February 12, 2011, 02:10:55 PM »
cheap, effective, saves space

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Re: Why did the bidet never catch up in the west?
« Reply #33 on: February 12, 2011, 02:28:33 PM »
Is this REALLY an actual thread? And it made 2 pages! I am aghast.  :o
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Re: Why did the bidet never catch up in the west?
« Reply #34 on: February 12, 2011, 02:30:42 PM »
Quote from: Dreadlifter on February 12, 2011, 02:28:33 PM
Is this REALLY an actual thread? And it made 2 pages! I am aghast.  :o
your moms aghast
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Re: Why did the bidet never catch up in the west?
« Reply #35 on: February 12, 2011, 10:04:33 PM »
Quote from: Dreadlifter on February 12, 2011, 02:28:33 PM
Is this REALLY an actual thread? And it made 2 pages! I am aghast.  :o

DUDE- it wouldn't be GetBig without a good ASS WASHING discussion at least every week......:)
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Re: Why did the bidet never catch up in the west?
« Reply #36 on: February 12, 2011, 10:07:50 PM »
Because shooting water in your ass makes you gay here in " 'Merica.
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Re: Why did the bidet never catch up in the west?
« Reply #37 on: February 12, 2011, 10:37:11 PM »
Quote from: BIG ACH on February 11, 2011, 09:44:13 PM
Ok here is something that has flabbergasted me for a very long time...

In every single middle class home in Egypt, you will always find a bidet in the bathroom to use to wash your ass after taking a shit.  Which makes wiping a breeze after it's use, (to be used by both guys and girls.)

Why is it that in America, housing people who we consider much hygenically more sophisticated than the Egyptians, there are only bidets in the fancy hotels and not everywhere?

I've had to order them on amazon for my apartment here in the US cause I can't walk around with an unwashed ass!

So enlighten me America, please.

you know what is the main reason you find it in every place in egypt???.. it's islam brother!!.. yes in islam you MUST wash your ass very well with water after every shit (as well as you cock after every urine).. this is something basic in our culture so even irreligious ppl like yourself still cant go without it :P..  
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Re: Why did the bidet never catch up in the west?
« Reply #38 on: February 12, 2011, 10:40:22 PM »
Quote from: Sherief Shalaby on February 12, 2011, 10:37:11 PM
you know what is the main reason you find it in every place in egypt???.. it's islam brother!!.. yes in islam you MUST wash your ass very well with water after every shit (as well as you cock after every urine).. this is something basic in our culture so even irreligious ppl like yourself still cant go without it :P..  
salamy putting it straight  ;D

but big nose does have a point about its convenience.
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Re: Why did the bidet never catch up in the west?
« Reply #39 on: February 12, 2011, 10:40:49 PM »
Quote from: GWAR on February 11, 2011, 10:05:53 PM
your moms only 30 dollars on amazon

and your mom is for free there but still no one wants her :-X
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Re: Why did the bidet never catch up in the west?
« Reply #40 on: February 12, 2011, 10:44:17 PM »
Quote from: dr.chimps on February 12, 2011, 11:48:42 AM
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we had that in our house back in the day (not exactly like that but a big toilet and a bide next to it) but I was told it was only for girls lol.
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Re: Why did the bidet never catch up in the west?
« Reply #41 on: February 12, 2011, 10:48:58 PM »
Quote from: haider on February 12, 2011, 10:40:22 PM
salamy putting it straight  ;D

but big nose does have a point about its convenience.

seriously when i see a hot american or european girl i always think like "oh but she doesnt wash her ass well" ;D..

i know it's a cultural thing that makes me think this way and that western asses may be as clean as ours but still -no offense- i find it disgusting not to wash the ass very well with after after shitting..
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Re: Why did the bidet never catch up in the west?
« Reply #42 on: February 12, 2011, 10:53:04 PM »
Quote from: Sherief Shalaby on February 12, 2011, 10:48:58 PM
seriously when i see a hot american or european girl i always think like "oh but she doesnt wash her ass well" ;D..

i know it's a cultural thing that makes me think this way and that western asses may be clean as ours but still -no offense- i find it disgusting to to wash the ass very well with after after shitting..
you should be lucky if a white women even farts in your direction you filthy arab scum
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Re: Why did the bidet never catch up in the west?
« Reply #43 on: February 12, 2011, 11:08:54 PM »
It's very rare to see a bidet in North America.

One possible reason is that westerners aren't hairy to the extent that middle easterners are. Arabs are brutally hairy...that hair creates problems when taking a dump. I won’t get into details. White guys don’t normally have that problem, hence, TP can suffice. So Big Ach, how hairy is your ass (no homo)?

Is it more sanitary to use a bidet then TP? Absolutely. I don’t know how anyone could contest that. When things get messy I normally just take a shower. To be honest I never thought about using a bidet, it’s just not engrained in our culture...the only time its mention is as the but of jokes :P
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Re: Why did the bidet never catch up in the west?
« Reply #44 on: February 13, 2011, 12:36:33 AM »
What the F does everyone do at work?



Oh wait...



Getjiggahs don't need to work.
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Re: Why did the bidet never catch up in the west?
« Reply #45 on: February 13, 2011, 01:00:09 AM »
the asians have evolved further. they have waterjets squirting up your ass in the toilet.

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Re: Why did the bidet never catch up in the west?
« Reply #46 on: February 13, 2011, 01:04:10 AM »
Quote from: MAXX on February 13, 2011, 01:00:09 AM
the asians have evolved further. they have waterjets squirting up your ass in the toilet.



this is very common in egypt too!!.. more common than a separate bidet..
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Re: Why did the bidet never catch up in the west?
« Reply #47 on: February 13, 2011, 01:04:32 AM »
To clarify for my American counter parts, I bidet and then use toilet paper not my hand, just so we are clear, and I dunno of anyone that uses his hand.

I've done the baby wipes, actually I take a box of them with me to work since my office here in the US does not have a bidet (my office in Egypt obviously does lol) but trust me guys it's not the same at all.

A bidet is exceptionally useful when you got those dingle berries!

Imagine power washing your ass and then have to use maybe a few squares of toilet paper, it's fantastic.

And about being hairy, my ass is not really all that, for an Arab guy I am embarrassingly not that hairy, it's kinda sad really lol

The bidet was the first thing I installed when I moved into my new apt here in florida, definitely get one TA, you will thank me later.

And little Nasser, your post about white girls made me laugh so fucking hard dude


Maxx that's exactly what the bidet I got at home is like, but very high pressure, leave no shit un turned
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Re: Why did the bidet never catch up in the west?
« Reply #48 on: February 13, 2011, 02:40:08 AM »
Quote from: GWAR on February 11, 2011, 10:05:53 PM
your moms only 30 dollars on amazon
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Re: Why did the bidet never catch up in the west?
« Reply #49 on: February 13, 2011, 05:45:05 AM »
Great educational thread


so, in summary, get baby wipes or a disposeable douche.


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