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Title: New GetBigger here
Post by: Dorian Cutler on February 03, 2024, 01:28:52 AM
Hello gents  ;D
Title: Re: New GetBigger here
Post by: Raymondo on February 03, 2024, 01:47:29 AM
Go fuck yourself.
Title: Re: New GetBigger here
Post by: Dorian Cutler on February 03, 2024, 01:48:55 AM
Go fuck yourself.
I tried, but I came up short.
Title: Re: New GetBigger here
Post by: Gym Rat on February 03, 2024, 02:02:44 AM
DC is in da' house...
Title: Re: New GetBigger here
Post by: CalvinH on February 03, 2024, 04:55:25 AM
Wes will be here to welcome you soon.
Title: Re: New GetBigger here
Post by: wes on February 03, 2024, 05:18:09 AM
WELCOME TO THE THUNDERDOME............. ..FUCKFACE!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111
Title: Re: New GetBigger here
Post by: CalvinH on February 03, 2024, 05:19:39 AM
We do have one of the better welcoming committees around :)
Title: Re: New GetBigger here
Post by: wes on February 03, 2024, 05:23:36 AM
We do have one of the better welcoming committees around :)
:D
Title: Re: New GetBigger here
Post by: Dorian Cutler on February 03, 2024, 05:47:19 AM
WELCOME TO THE THUNDERDOME............. ..FUCKFACE!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111

Legendary, I will cherrish this for the rest of my life.
Title: Re: New GetBigger here
Post by: Taffin on February 03, 2024, 05:59:52 AM
Hello gents  ;D

So you're related to Jay, Ray, Shay and Mason Shay then..?

The Cutler 5!

Welcome
Title: Re: New GetBigger here
Post by: wes on February 03, 2024, 06:01:29 AM
Legendary, I will cherrish this for the rest of my life.
;D
Title: Re: New GetBigger here
Post by: Dorian Cutler on February 03, 2024, 06:06:21 AM
So you're related to Jay, Ray, Shay and Mason Shay then..?

The Cutler 5!

Welcome
I am not going to say yes, but I am not going to say no either  ;)
Title: Re: New GetBigger here
Post by: Kwon on February 03, 2024, 06:27:49 AM
Welcome Jay Yates!
Title: Re: New GetBigger here
Post by: robcguns on February 03, 2024, 06:30:47 AM
Welcome Yates Jay, now get fucked.

Almost forgot, will you be posting Rick doot pics?
Title: Re: New GetBigger here
Post by: bhank on February 03, 2024, 06:34:50 AM
Dorain Cutler why not just call yourself the fridge
Title: Re: New GetBigger here
Post by: Dorian Cutler on February 03, 2024, 06:41:35 AM
Dorain Cutler why not just call yourself the fridge
I see that the battle lines are drawn, convict
Title: Re: New GetBigger here
Post by: Dorian Cutler on February 03, 2024, 06:47:42 AM
try some originality
After you
Title: Re: New GetBigger here
Post by: oldtimer1 on February 03, 2024, 06:50:19 AM
Hello gents  ;D

Are you a fan of HIT or volume? Who should have won the 1980 Olympia?  Are you a gimmick? 
Title: Re: New GetBigger here
Post by: Dorian Cutler on February 03, 2024, 06:57:14 AM
Are you a fan of HIT or volume? Who should have won the 1980 Olympia?  Are you a gimmick?
HIT is ponzy and doesn't seem to work in the real world.
Definitely not Arnold.
No.
Title: Re: New GetBigger here
Post by: oldtimer1 on February 03, 2024, 06:58:00 AM
HIT is ponzy and doesn't seem to work in the real world.
Definitely not Arnold.
No.

That was the test. You answered no. Definitely a gimmick.
Title: Re: New GetBigger here
Post by: joswift on February 03, 2024, 07:00:19 AM
That was the test. You answered no. Definitely a gimmick.
we need to now throw him in the river if he drowns hes legit, if he swims hes a gimmick
Title: Re: New GetBigger here
Post by: Dorian Cutler on February 03, 2024, 07:05:23 AM
That was the test. You answered no. Definitely a gimmick.
I am glad that I passed your test :-*
Title: Re: New GetBigger here
Post by: mops on February 03, 2024, 08:04:19 AM
we need to now throw him in the river if he drowns hes legit, if he swims hes a gimmick

 ;D

Such an inquisitive post
Title: Re: New GetBigger here
Post by: chaos on February 03, 2024, 09:00:10 AM
we need to now throw him in the river if he drowns hes legit, if he swims hes a gimmick
wes did that with the witches when he was a young lad.
Title: Re: New GetBigger here
Post by: wes on February 03, 2024, 09:26:27 AM
wes did that with the witches when he was a young lad.
Way back in the 1800`s!!  :D
Title: Re: New GetBigger here
Post by: Grape Ape on February 03, 2024, 09:32:07 AM
lol at "new"
Title: Re: New GetBigger here
Post by: mops on February 03, 2024, 09:40:49 AM
Where is the gimmick, Lebowski

(https://i.postimg.cc/1XR43ZKn/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: New GetBigger here
Post by: Lartinos on February 03, 2024, 10:49:21 AM
Who is your Daddy and what does he do?
Title: Re: New GetBigger here
Post by: webstar on February 03, 2024, 11:12:13 AM
Dorain Cutler why not just call yourself the fridge

Agreed
Title: Re: New GetBigger here
Post by: Krankenstein on February 03, 2024, 11:16:49 AM
Hello gents  ;D

I don't know who the fuck you think you are but that attitude won't fly around here.  You best watch yourself.  Sleep with one open and a head on a swivel.

Now, kindly fuck off.
Title: Re: New GetBigger here
Post by: joswift on February 03, 2024, 11:19:13 AM
Agreed
Fridge?
He looks like a fucking coat rack..
Title: Re: New GetBigger here
Post by: Dorian Cutler on February 03, 2024, 11:22:51 AM
Agreed
invisible lat syndrome
Title: Re: New GetBigger here
Post by: beakdoctor on February 03, 2024, 11:29:52 AM
invisible lat syndrome

Your tone is a little too casual for a 'new' poster. You just watch yourself. There's a number of Getbiggers that truly do not take kindly to disrespect.

Also, IF you're a gimmick,  and I'm relatively certain you are, just stay the fuck away from me.
Title: Re: New GetBigger here
Post by: robcguns on February 03, 2024, 11:40:41 AM
watch your fucking tone Carl.
Title: Re: New GetBigger here
Post by: Dorian Cutler on February 03, 2024, 11:57:23 AM
Who is your Daddy and what does he do?
Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
Title: Re: New GetBigger here
Post by: Kwon on February 03, 2024, 11:59:39 AM
Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

LOL! Nice one
Title: Re: New GetBigger here
Post by: Dorian Cutler on February 03, 2024, 12:01:57 PM
 
LOL! Nice one
;D :D
Title: Re: New GetBigger here
Post by: Skeletor on February 03, 2024, 12:13:05 PM
Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

The prose and choice of words seems vaguely familiar. At any rate, welcome Dorian and fuck off Cutler.
Title: Re: New GetBigger here
Post by: Taffin on February 03, 2024, 12:24:48 PM
The prose and choice of words seems vaguely familiar. At any rate, welcome Dorian and fuck off Cutler.

(http://media.giphy.com/media/PPi5c8l8WDY7if1L8z/giphy-downsized-large.gif)
Title: Re: New GetBigger here
Post by: Taffin on February 03, 2024, 12:30:55 PM
AI can be pretty shite sometimes - I asked it to blend pics of Dorian and Jay and the result was just weird...

(https://i.postimg.cc/sfc2WYzt/u-https-www-muscleandfitness-com-wp-content-uploads-2019-06-Dorian-Yates-Biceps-BW.jpg)

(https://i.postimg.cc/X7YYkr7X/u-https-image-cdn-essentiallysports-com-wp-content-uploads-Jay-Cutler-1.jpg)

Dorian Cutler  :-X

(https://i.postimg.cc/YqDqnthR/image.png)
Title: Re: New GetBigger here
Post by: Dorian Cutler on February 03, 2024, 12:46:48 PM
(http://media.giphy.com/media/PPi5c8l8WDY7if1L8z/giphy-downsized-large.gif)
They don't make movies like they used to anymore ;D
Title: Re: New GetBigger here
Post by: illuminati on February 03, 2024, 01:07:18 PM
I see that the battle lines are drawn, convict

Excellent reply - take no shit from The Resident board Idiot & Faggott
he's here to be ridiculed & abused that's as much as he deserves.
Title: Re: New GetBigger here
Post by: IroNat on February 03, 2024, 03:48:48 PM
Hello gents  ;D

Hi.
Title: Re: New GetBigger here
Post by: Rambone on February 03, 2024, 05:45:24 PM
Any relation to “doriancutlerman”?
Title: Re: New GetBigger here
Post by: Hulkotron on February 03, 2024, 06:32:41 PM
Hello gents  ;D

What is your exact location tough guy?
Title: Re: New GetBigger here
Post by: Rambone on February 03, 2024, 06:45:38 PM
What is your exact location tough guy?

Love the tone used here
Title: Re: New GetBigger here
Post by: ElPolloSalmonello on February 03, 2024, 07:34:13 PM
Dorain Cutler why not just call yourself the fridge

Dorian Cutler = Fridger Freezer
Title: Re: New GetBigger here
Post by: Never1AShow on February 03, 2024, 07:42:56 PM
I see that the battle lines are drawn, convict

First Hanky response shows knowledge of convict status already.  Strong!
Title: Re: New GetBigger here
Post by: webstar on February 03, 2024, 09:28:53 PM
First Hanky response shows knowledge of convict status already.  Strong!

A simple google search would show Hankins is a low life convict
Title: Re: New GetBigger here
Post by: Skeletor on February 03, 2024, 10:11:48 PM
A simple google search would show Hankins is a low life convict

This. Court records, arrest reports, mugshots, probation officer.
Title: Re: New GetBigger here
Post by: Humble Narcissist on February 04, 2024, 12:44:21 AM
Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
I want to let you know that soon Royalty will accuse you of being me and a bunch of others. He has a micropenis and is obsessed with the 5th place finisher at the 1980 Mr. Olympia. You have been warned.
Title: Re: New GetBigger here
Post by: Royalty on February 12, 2024, 02:10:45 AM
Dear God
Title: Re: New GetBigger here
Post by: Taffin on February 12, 2024, 02:56:47 AM
;D

Such an inquisitive post

Underrated comment  ;D
Title: Re: New GetBigger here
Post by: Royalty on February 12, 2024, 11:16:33 PM
Hello gents  ;D

lol at "new"


I’m still looking forward to learning more about this new member.
Title: Re: New GetBigger here
Post by: Humble Narcissist on February 13, 2024, 12:37:10 AM
Dear God
Yes....how can I help you?
Title: Re: New GetBigger here
Post by: GymnJuice on February 13, 2024, 07:57:19 AM
Dear God

Yes....how can I help you?

Can't wait to see the hand of God
Title: Re: New GetBigger here
Post by: Humble Narcissist on February 14, 2024, 12:30:44 AM
Can't wait to see the hand of God
God has no hands.
Title: Re: New GetBigger here
Post by: Dorian Cutler on February 14, 2024, 09:39:43 AM

I’m still looking forward to learning more about this new member.
you must not have much to look forward to
Title: Re: New GetBigger here
Post by: Royalty on March 17, 2024, 02:12:02 PM
Congratulations on your 6 week anniversary
Title: Re: New GetBigger here
Post by: Dorian Cutler on March 17, 2024, 03:24:42 PM
Congratulations on your 6 week anniversary
thank darling I love you too
Title: Re: New GetBigger here
Post by: Taffin on March 21, 2024, 04:09:30 AM
you must not have much to look forward to

I for one am interested in your journey towards raw carnivore - how's your digestion going..?  I like my steaks pretty blue, but the one and only time I ate steak tartare I spent a lot of time in the small room :-[ ;D

So without being too gross, has it affected your 'movements' for example..?
Title: Re: New GetBigger here
Post by: Dorian Cutler on March 23, 2024, 05:25:46 AM
I for one am interested in your journey towards raw carnivore - how's your digestion going..?  I like my steaks pretty blue, but the one and only time I ate steak tartare I spent a lot of time in the small room :-[ ;D

So without being too gross, has it affected your 'movements' for example..?
I am glad you asked. I feared for my life when I was on the toilet, was not sure that I was going to make it. I now believe it is possible that Leo's dead was not a homicide nor a suicide, it could have been death by carnivore bowel movement
Title: Re: New GetBigger here
Post by: Taffin on March 23, 2024, 04:47:35 PM
I am glad you asked. I feared for my life when I was on the toilet, was not sure that I was going to make it. I now believe it is possible that Leo's dead was not a homicide nor a suicide, it could have been death by carnivore bowel movement

There's something cathartic about that kind of intestinal sluicing, isn't there... When you know it's over, you feel kind of proud of yourself for getting through it... like you want to tell someone about it, but you can't... ;D

What country will you be in next?  And will you be continuing your carnivorous mission there..?  (I like the image of a globe-trotting GetBigger, checking in and out of hotels with his bloody smile!)
Title: Re: New GetBigger here
Post by: Dorian Cutler on March 24, 2024, 01:02:56 AM
There's something cathartic about that kind of intestinal sluicing, isn't there... When you know it's over, you feel kind of proud of yourself for getting through it... like you want to tell someone about it, but you can't... ;D

What country will you be in next?  And will you be continuing your carnivorous mission there..?  (I like the image of a globe-trotting GetBigger, checking in and out of hotels with his bloody smile!)
When it's over you really start to think about the time you have left among the living and think deep thoughts about it. For that reason and other ones I hope that I wont be traveling too much soon. Worst thing is I overslept on the last night and had to bail on my half leftover grilled chicken and 6 eggs in order to catch my flight. Some staff member of that hotel probably got lucky and wolfed down all my eggs and chicken.
Title: Re: New GetBigger here
Post by: Taffin on March 24, 2024, 05:34:15 AM
When it's over you really start to think about the time you have left among the living and think deep thoughts about it. For that reason and other ones I hope that I wont be traveling too much soon. Worst thing is I overslept on the last night and had to bail on my half leftover grilled chicken and 6 eggs in order to catch my flight. Some staff member of that hotel probably got lucky and wolfed down all my eggs and chicken.

Or - they were moved for a few moments and paused for thought at what could essentially be regarded as a micro art installation - its dual meaning showing both the extremes of the Gallus Domesticus lifecycle, and the way their existence in this world is converted to simple fuel for the weary traveller looking to maintain anabolism...

(http://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.psychmechanics.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2020%2F02%2Fevaluation-gesture-in-nonverbal-communication.jpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=326f63dbaaa678e9ee1a6008dc2e9053a38983935c963ae985563c691e3b7946&ipo=images)
Title: Re: New GetBigger here
Post by: Dorian Cutler on March 24, 2024, 10:10:47 AM
Or - they were moved for a few moments and paused for thought at what could essentially be regarded as a micro art installation - its dual meaning showing both the extremes of the Gallus Domesticus lifecycle, and the way their existence in this world is converted to simple fuel for the weary traveller looking to maintain anabolism...

(http://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.psychmechanics.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2020%2F02%2Fevaluation-gesture-in-nonverbal-communication.jpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=326f63dbaaa678e9ee1a6008dc2e9053a38983935c963ae985563c691e3b7946&ipo=images)

That is a very nice thought :) But most likely they just slammed it in the trash without a 2 second thought about it.
Title: Re: New GetBigger here
Post by: Agnostic007 on April 01, 2024, 08:29:55 PM
*popcorn in the microwave*