Does anyone actually bang hot girls on online dating?

[DroppingPlates]

Two thumbs up Fit....

Spiritual muscle guru approved!

[bigmc]

already posted on this page.

sorry

watching the ufc

she looks decent mate props  

[240 is Back]

Sadly, she had to get up early for work the next day or something so I didn't get any.

I hate people who candy coat things.   Like, she could have blown you and said "You have 5 minutes to nut up" and you would have.

She should say "I'm not ready to give you some" or something like that.  Be honest. 

[240_Iz_Nutz]

hideous

She is honestly really cute. It looks like she put a whole bottle of gel in her hair and stuck a finger in a light socket right before the pic though.

[240 is Back]

Most match.com dates start with meeting up at a decent place, snacking on some shrimp appetizers, splitting a bottle of wine, and going back to one of your places.  

If your place passes her smell test and you drop enough hints about your income (over a 2nd shared bottle of wine), the gold digger will then confess her anti-depressant use, trash her ex, mumble something about intimacy equating committment, cuddle/unprotected sex time, and VOILA...

You wake up the next morning and you have a new girlfriend below your standards that now knows where you live and somehow got your extra key before driving home drunk at 5am and going right into work.

Rest up today, cause you'll be meeting her 2 kids tomorrow, when she invents a crisis and you have to come over and help her/meet them.

[Tedim]

At least we know she's not British....teeth seem to be somewhat aligned.  ...

[bigmc]

At least we know she's not British....teeth seem to be somewhat aligned.  ...

haha 

aren't you eastern european

you probably have polio or some other 19 century illness

would explain your questionable looks

[Tedim]

haha  

aren't you eastern european

you probably have polio or some other 19 century illness

would explain your questionable looks

My handsomeness laughs at your bulbous head attached to the asymmetrical body of peace......

[240_Iz_Nutz]

Most match.com dates start with meeting up at a decent place, snacking on some shrimp appetizers, splitting a bottle of wine, and going back to one of your places.  

If your place passes her smell test and you drop enough hints about your income (over a 2nd shared bottle of wine), the gold digger will then confess her anti-depressant use, trash her ex, mumble something about intimacy equating committment, cuddle/unprotected sex time, and VOILA...

You wake up the next morning and you have a new girlfriend below your standards that now knows where you live and somehow got your extra key before driving home drunk at 5am and going right into work.

Rest up today, cause you'll be meeting her 2 kids tomorrow, when she invents a crisis and you have to come over and help her/meet them.

That is really about right in most cases. Most good girls get snatched up by guys with money when they are teenagers.

[Palpatine Q]

My handsomeness laughs at your bulbous head attached to the asymmetrical body of peace......

Are we doing "who looks better" now ?

I love this part 

[bigmc]

My handsomeness laughs at your bulbous head attached to the asymmetrical body of peace......

thats a very old pic

you look like an ageing tramp now

brutal 19th century third world genes

[Tedim]

thats a very old pic

you look like an ageing tramp now

brutal 19th century third world genes

Almost no change there toots......do you have enough fap material yet, or do I need to PM you a kawk shot?  

And for Brits to talk about genes is ROTF.....the island of inbreed.

[Shockwave]

My handsomeness laughs at your bulbous head attached to the asymmetrical body of peace......

Wheres your kevlar soldier?

[Tedim]

Wheres your kevlar soldier?

I'm inside the vehicle....otherwise

[FitnessFrenzy]

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[Shockwave]

I'm inside the vehicle....otherwise

werent you in Grenada in that pic? Did you not have to wear your kevlar in a vehicle when outside the wire?

[Tedim]

werent you in Grenada in that pic? Did you not have to wear your kevlar in a vehicle when outside the wire?

Lol

Haiti....I'm in camp picking up supplies or some other useless routine shit, see the 40 ft container behind me.....I don't think I have any photos when I'm running gun truck

Edit: Shit almost 18 years ago.....my God, I'm 22 in that photo....time flys. Fuck!

[Parker]

cute...it would help if there were "other" shots than headshots.

[DroppingPlates]

Suggest her to try powerlifting or arm wrestling.

[FitnessFrenzy]

Suggest her to try powerlifting or arm wrestling.

I'll never talk to this one again. She was fucked up.

[Tedim]

German weightlifter? Frau is a muscly clad.

[Krankenstein]

Most match.com dates start with meeting up at a decent place, snacking on some shrimp appetizers, splitting a bottle of wine, and going back to one of your places.  

If your place passes her smell test and you drop enough hints about your income (over a 2nd shared bottle of wine), the gold digger will then confess her anti-depressant use, trash her ex, mumble something about intimacy equating committment, cuddle/unprotected sex time, and VOILA...

You wake up the next morning and you have a new girlfriend below your standards that now knows where you live and somehow got your extra key before driving home drunk at 5am and going right into work.

Rest up today, cause you'll be meeting her 2 kids tomorrow, when she invents a crisis and you have to come over and help her/meet them.

 

I told you that all in private.