Author Topic: he complained of a pain in his scrotum ! (Read 5883 times)

bradistani · « **on:** August 30, 2011, 08:45:24 AM »

and so began the worst days of his life...

http://uglyuglyugly.tumblr.com/post/8722239200

ManBearPig... · « **Reply #1 on:** August 30, 2011, 09:10:04 AM »

you probably should get rid of that link and replace with a celebrity photo.

#1 Klaus fan · « **Reply #2 on:** August 30, 2011, 09:11:10 AM »

Dear scrotum, please don't ever do this to me. $:-\$ What was the exact condition he had?

Tito24 · « **Reply #3 on:** August 30, 2011, 09:14:33 AM »

he probably masterbated too much

wes mantooth · « **Reply #4 on:** August 30, 2011, 09:16:02 AM »

wow.....

balls looked like a giant eggplant

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #5 on:** August 30, 2011, 11:38:00 AM »

Quote from: #1 Klaus fan on August 30, 2011, 09:11:10 AM

Dear scrotum, please don't ever do this to me. $:-\$ What was the exact condition he had?

I looks ike some inguinal hernia with the intestines stuck and twisted in the scrotum, so they got necrotic. They don't mention intestinal surgery or making a stoma, so I'm not sure...

I once had a patient like that, only without necrosis. With a stetoscope you could hear bowel movements in the scrotum. Was weird, but not that diffcult to fix.

Fortress · « **Reply #6 on:** August 30, 2011, 11:41:39 AM »

That isn't pleasant. Not one bit.

Thankfully my balls seem to be doing just fine and all is well.

che · « **Reply #7 on:** August 30, 2011, 11:48:41 AM »

Quote from: #1 Klaus fan on August 30, 2011, 09:11:10 AM

Dear scrotum, please don't ever do this to me. $:-\$ What was the exact condition he had?

Blue balls

BiGHer · « **Reply #8 on:** August 30, 2011, 11:49:04 AM »

Perhaps one of the most disgusting things ever.

RustyTrenbolona · « **Reply #9 on:** August 30, 2011, 11:51:22 AM »

sweet baby jesus that was horrific. did he bring it on himself through some twisted sex game? those sick fucks that enjoy fluid being pumped into their balls and get them to swell up and shit.

#1 Klaus fan · « **Reply #10 on:** August 30, 2011, 11:58:29 AM »

Tre · « **Reply #11 on:** August 30, 2011, 12:01:53 PM »

I've never before heard of having one's testicles moved to his inner thighs.

gym**rat · « **Reply #12 on:** August 30, 2011, 12:08:36 PM »

Thanks a shit load. I can't stop vomiting and I am starting to dehydrate.

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #13 on:** August 30, 2011, 12:11:26 PM »

Quote from: gym**rat on August 30, 2011, 12:08:36 PM

Thanks a shit load. I can't stop vomiting and I am starting to dehydrate.

Now THAT's a sea monkey, rat.....

delta9mda · « **Reply #14 on:** August 30, 2011, 12:40:37 PM »

cant you fucks read? or just look at the pics? cellulitis

Mr. Magoo · « **Reply #15 on:** August 30, 2011, 12:46:52 PM »

slurp

gym**rat · « **Reply #16 on:** August 30, 2011, 12:48:59 PM »

Quote from: dutchguy on August 30, 2011, 12:11:26 PM

Now THAT's a sea monkey, rat.....

Many have tried to gross me out but could not succeed. This damn thing succeeded! dutch, I am not sure what to call it. You are a doc, what would you do if someone came into your office and laid their corroding nut sack on your desk and said "Hey doc, fix this".

RustyTrenbolona · « **Reply #17 on:** August 30, 2011, 12:52:29 PM »

Quote from: delta9mda on August 30, 2011, 12:40:37 PM

cant you fucks read? or just look at the pics? cellulitis

faced with those pics all i can do is

apply85 · « **Reply #18 on:** August 30, 2011, 12:58:26 PM »

did I just omg what I did just see did I reallly just see that

RC Money · « **Reply #19 on:** August 30, 2011, 01:05:13 PM »

One of the worst things I've seen.

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #20 on:** August 30, 2011, 01:15:45 PM »

Haha last pic looks like a happy face

Bam-bam · « **Reply #21 on:** August 30, 2011, 01:36:21 PM »

as fake as man landing on the moon

Irongrip400 · « **Reply #22 on:** August 30, 2011, 04:00:33 PM »

Quote from: dutchguy on August 30, 2011, 11:38:00 AM

I looks ike some inguinal hernia with the intestines stuck and twisted in the scrotum, so they got necrotic. They don't mention intestinal surgery or making a stoma, so I'm not sure...

I once had a patient like that, only without necrosis. With a stetoscope you could hear bowel movements in the scrotum. Was weird, but not that diffcult to fix.

This happened to me when I was little. I went through a phase when I would try and hold my poop. One day I looked down and noticed my sac was huge. Went to the Dr and he said my intestines were swollen and they were backing up into my scrotum. Now I shit everyday, sometimes twice a day.

Fortress · « **Reply #23 on:** August 30, 2011, 04:02:45 PM »

To hold one's shit is not advised. Let it rip as often as required.

Army of One · « **Reply #24 on:** August 30, 2011, 04:05:02 PM »

Judging by his (no homo) anus in the first picture, he was no stranger to a large black cock.