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Lord Humungous

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I think I might throw Mars out of the squad..
« on: March 17, 2007, 02:27:54 PM »
... Myself and stage a hostile take over. Im sure that 160lb Atlas will put up a wicked fight though!  :)
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drkaje

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Re: I think I might throw Mars out of the squad..
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2007, 02:45:32 PM »
Princess Homogous!

Taking a break from teh x bored? Hang out more often we're running out of people to abuse. :)
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Re: I think I might throw Mars out of the squad..
« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2007, 02:46:19 PM »
Quote from: drkaje on March 17, 2007, 02:45:32 PM
Princess Homogous!

Taking a break from teh x bored? Hang out more often we're running out of people to abuse. :)

You are an X boarder? Since when?
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Lord Humungous

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Re: I think I might throw Mars out of the squad..
« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2007, 04:26:53 PM »
Quote from: drkaje on March 17, 2007, 02:45:32 PM
Princess Homogous!

Taking a break from teh x bored? Hang out more often we're running out of people to abuse. :)

Doc dont you have a rectal to be giving to some young lad?
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Re: I think I might throw Mars out of the squad..
« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2007, 04:48:48 PM »
Quote from: Lord Humungous on March 17, 2007, 02:27:54 PM
... Myself and stage a hostile take over. Im sure that 160lb Atlas will put up a wicked fight though!  :)

O brother what a fag ::)
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The Squadfather

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Re: I think I might throw Mars out of the squad..
« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2007, 04:54:14 PM »
hahahahahaha, Lord Humongous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh brother, what a gay ass name, i'll bet you're the type of guy who goes to the Gay Dildo Emporium and finds the biggest blackest dildo and brings that bad boy up to the counter and says, "ahem!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! how are you today stud? would you have any Astroglide to go along with this "purchase"? you see it's for my "wife" but she's too shy to come in and buy it herself and these 52 gay porn movies are for her too" hahahahaha, gayer than eating cereal with water.
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Lord Humungous

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Re: I think I might throw Mars out of the squad..
« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2007, 05:16:31 PM »
Quote from: The Squadfather on March 17, 2007, 04:54:14 PM
hahahahahaha, Lord Humongous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh brother, what a gay ass name, i'll bet you're the type of guy who goes to the Gay Dildo Emporium and finds the biggest blackest dildo and brings that bad boy up to the counter and says, "ahem!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! how are you today stud? would you have any Astroglide to go along with this "purchase"? you see it's for my "wife" but she's too shy to come in and buy it herself and these 52 gay porn movies are for her too" hahahahaha, gayer than eating cereal with water.

wow that was lame, can I have the 45 seconds of my life back  ::)
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drkaje

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Re: I think I might throw Mars out of the squad..
« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2007, 06:29:04 PM »
Quote from: Lord Humungous on March 17, 2007, 04:26:53 PM
Doc dont you have a rectal to be giving to some young lad?

I've told you a million times. I'm not that kind of doctor.

Stop calling for an appointment you wierdo!!!!!
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Brixtonbulldog

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Re: I think I might throw Mars out of the squad..
« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2007, 06:51:46 PM »
Quote from: drkaje on March 17, 2007, 06:29:04 PM
I've told you a million times. I'm not that kind of doctor.

Stop calling for an appointment you wierdo!!!!!

Please... yes you are.

You're just mad you're too busy to "fit him in" to your schedule.
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drkaje

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Re: I think I might throw Mars out of the squad..
« Reply #9 on: March 17, 2007, 06:58:53 PM »
Quote from: Brixtonbulldog on March 17, 2007, 06:51:46 PM
Please... yes you are.

You're just mad you're too busy to "fit him in" to your schedule.

Not everyone's 'schedule' has as much room as yours. :)
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Re: I think I might throw Mars out of the squad..
« Reply #10 on: March 17, 2007, 07:02:21 PM »
Quote from: drkaje on March 17, 2007, 06:58:53 PM
Not everyone's 'schedule' has as much room as yours. :)

Well cutting the time I have for pillow biters such as yourself has opened up my day quite a bit.

I suggest spending less time giving "physicals" to male high school athletes and see if that helps.
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Re: I think I might throw Mars out of the squad..
« Reply #11 on: March 17, 2007, 07:08:29 PM »
Quote from: Brixtonbulldog on March 17, 2007, 07:02:21 PM
Well cutting the time I have for pillow biters such as yourself has opened up my day quite a bit.

I suggest spending less time giving "physicals" to male high school athletes and see if that helps.

Yorksireterrier,

Maybe we can send LH to do a physical on you.
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Brixtonbulldog

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Re: I think I might throw Mars out of the squad..
« Reply #12 on: March 17, 2007, 07:14:00 PM »
Quote from: drkaje on March 17, 2007, 07:08:29 PM
Yorksireterrier,

Maybe we can send LH to do a physical on you.

I don't want anything to with your sloppy seconds.  He's your problem.
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Re: I think I might throw Mars out of the squad..
« Reply #13 on: March 17, 2007, 07:32:38 PM »
Quote from: Brixtonbulldog on March 17, 2007, 07:14:00 PM
I don't want anything to with your sloppy seconds.  He's your problem.

I'll throw in five pounds and a half bottle of KY warming mist!!!
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Re: I think I might throw Mars out of the squad..
« Reply #14 on: March 17, 2007, 07:33:17 PM »
Quote from: drkaje on March 17, 2007, 07:32:38 PM
I'll throw in five pounds and a half bottle of KY warming mist!!!
hahahaha, "KY warming mist".
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Lord Humungous

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Re: I think I might throw Mars out of the squad..
« Reply #15 on: March 17, 2007, 08:43:07 PM »
Quote from: drkaje on March 17, 2007, 06:29:04 PM
I've told you a million times. I'm not that kind of doctor.

Stop calling for an appointment you wierdo!!!!!

Dont bullshit me queer, you off free prostate exams to all males under the age of 21.
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Brixtonbulldog

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Re: I think I might throw Mars out of the squad..
« Reply #16 on: March 17, 2007, 08:57:54 PM »
Quote from: Lord Humungous on March 17, 2007, 08:43:07 PM
Dont bullshit me queer, you off free prostate exams to all males under the age of 21.

The fact that he's even seen KY warming mist scares me... I never even heard of it.
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drkaje

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Re: I think I might throw Mars out of the squad..
« Reply #17 on: March 17, 2007, 09:02:18 PM »
Quote from: Brixtonbulldog on March 17, 2007, 08:57:54 PM
The fact that he's even seen KY warming mist scares me... I never even heard of it.

My guess it that all you're used to is a handful of warm spit, LOL!
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Re: I think I might throw Mars out of the squad..
« Reply #18 on: March 17, 2007, 09:06:45 PM »
Quote from: drkaje on March 17, 2007, 09:02:18 PM
My guess it that all you're used to is a handful of warm spit, LOL!

No no... don't get me wrong I mean I always keep some lube on hand for my occasional dive into a womans asshole but this "mist" you speak of tells me you have a selection of fluids available depending on the level of ass hair on whatever man/boy/goat you might be dealing with in your "office."
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Re: I think I might throw Mars out of the squad..
« Reply #19 on: March 17, 2007, 09:09:47 PM »
Quote from: Brixtonbulldog on March 17, 2007, 09:06:45 PM
No no... don't get me wrong I mean I always keep some lube on hand for my occasional dive into a womans asshole but this "mist" you speak of tells me you have a selection of fluids available depending on the level of ass hair on whatever man/boy/goat you might be dealing with in your "office."

Buy some, try some. That's all I can say, BB. Thank me later.
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Re: I think I might throw Mars out of the squad..
« Reply #20 on: March 17, 2007, 09:11:11 PM »
Quote from: drkaje on March 17, 2007, 09:09:47 PM
Buy some, try some. That's all I can say, BB. Thank me later.

Right.

(Drops everything, pulls up pants, gets keys and cash for upcoming run to the naughty shop.)
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Re: I think I might throw Mars out of the squad..
« Reply #21 on: March 17, 2007, 09:17:07 PM »
Quote from: Brixtonbulldog on March 17, 2007, 09:06:45 PM
No no... don't get me wrong I mean I always keep some lube on hand for my occasional dive into a womans asshole but this "mist" you speak of tells me you have a selection of fluids available depending on the level of ass hair on whatever man/boy/goat you might be dealing with in your "office."
your rabbi would be dissapointed
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Re: I think I might throw Mars out of the squad..
« Reply #22 on: March 17, 2007, 09:32:37 PM »
Quote from: JOHN MATRIX on March 17, 2007, 09:17:07 PM
your rabbi would be dissapointed

As was your mother when you fell out during a bowel movement.
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Re: I think I might throw Mars out of the squad..
« Reply #23 on: March 18, 2007, 02:47:16 AM »
Quote from: Brixtonbulldog on March 17, 2007, 09:32:37 PM
As was your mother when you fell out during a bowel movement.
as was your father the day you were born and he realised to himself "Christ i shoulda pulled out!"
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Re: I think I might throw Mars out of the squad..
« Reply #24 on: March 18, 2007, 05:49:45 AM »
Hahahahahaha Brixton Bulldoggiestyle and Lord Whoisinmyass are the kind of 'guys' whose idea of a good time is to download the script of Brokeback Mountain and come Valentine's day, after a candlelight dinner consisting solely of Oysters (to boost their libido), put on assless chaps, cowboy boots, hats and belt, and proceed to reenact the gay sex scenes that were left out in the movie, after 7 hours of which they do their usual love making with each other as husband and wife and fall asleep, exhausted, spent and covered with each other's semen. Hahahahahahaha gayer than having a mid life crisis.
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