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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #100 on: December 15, 2021, 12:07:01 AM »
Now they're eating seeds out the palms of their hands like gerbils! Seeds! People are so annoying. I wish I could live on an island with nothing but a few sluts and loads of animals.

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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #101 on: December 15, 2021, 02:49:35 AM »
Now they're eating seeds out the palms of their hands like gerbils! Seeds! People are so annoying. I wish I could live on an island with nothing but a few sluts and loads of animals.
The sluts would be annoying.

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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #102 on: December 15, 2021, 10:10:56 AM »
The sluts would be annoying.

I know, but I've thought about ways to mitigate against this. As it's my own island, I can whittle a wooden club and name it after Ted Bundy. If the sluts start getting too rowdy I'll just throw out a few ominous questions like 'Girls, you're getting on my nerves now! Do you want me to go get Ted?' Or 'Ladies ... too noisy! Are you trying to wake up Ted?' Then I'll go back to my sunbathing in silence.

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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #103 on: December 17, 2021, 12:36:38 AM »
I'm no longer going to read Getbig just before I go to sleep. Had a dream last night that I beat Primemuscle to death after he climbed into my bed and tried to spoon me.

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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #104 on: December 17, 2021, 03:10:27 AM »
I'm no longer going to read Getbig just before I go to sleep. Had a dream last night that I beat Primemuscle to death after he climbed into my bed and tried to spoon me.
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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #105 on: December 18, 2021, 12:00:04 AM »
I never thought I'd enjoy a series like The Witcher, but I've just started bingeing it and it's ace. And HO-LEE-FUK take a look at the actress who plays Cirilla. She looked like some awkward kid in the first series (probably was), and now she's absolutely smoking. Jesus Christ.





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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #106 on: December 18, 2021, 10:30:34 AM »
She looks like a human alien hybrid.

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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #107 on: December 19, 2021, 10:16:47 AM »
She looks like a human alien hybrid.

I know, it's amazing. The only thing that could make her hotter would be having a stump or a little pig's trotter for a hand.

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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #108 on: December 20, 2021, 03:10:58 AM »
I know, it's amazing. The only thing that could make her hotter would be having a stump or a little pig's trotter for a hand.
2 vaginas.

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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #110 on: December 21, 2021, 02:16:58 AM »
And 3 tits like the chick on Total Recall.

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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #111 on: December 21, 2021, 06:55:38 AM »
And 3 tits like the chick on Total Recall.

She was a goddess. Three tits, two vaginas, one arm, alien-like bone structure ... we've created my dream woman.

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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #112 on: December 21, 2021, 11:58:47 AM »
She was a goddess. Three tits, two vaginas, one arm, alien-like bone structure ... we've created my dream woman.
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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #113 on: December 24, 2021, 01:59:58 AM »
And 3 tits like the chick on Total Recall.



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Throw in the sexy midget from the same bar and it moves from parsh to pop shot... ;D


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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #114 on: January 06, 2022, 08:51:51 AM »
Oof, I wouldn't have minded smashing that ginger nun in Sister Act 2. And prime Lauryn Hill was a stone cold fox. That is all.

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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #115 on: January 08, 2022, 05:37:15 PM »
Oof, I wouldn't have minded smashing that ginger nun in Sister Act 2. And prime Lauryn Hill was a stone cold fox. That is all.

OK so I had to Google that one - she definitely asked the surgeon for well defined cheek bones at her last facelift! ;D





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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #116 on: January 09, 2022, 02:53:43 AM »
Oof, I wouldn't have minded smashing that ginger nun in Sister Act 2. And prime Lauryn Hill was a stone cold fox. That is all.
I am not attracted to nuns.

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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #117 on: January 09, 2022, 06:18:03 AM »
My testosterone must have been particularly high before- I'm no longer feeling it. Maybe it was just the nun's outfit. She's looking rough as hell now - has that same botched look that Demi Moore has.

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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #118 on: January 10, 2022, 01:04:57 AM »
Fruit and veg can get to fuck. I hate the stuff. Don't know how anyone can be bothered to eat five portions a day. I doubt I eat that much in a month. Actually, I did have a big packet of dates in syrup this week - that prob counts.

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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #119 on: January 10, 2022, 03:30:33 AM »
Fruit and veg can get to fuck. I hate the stuff. Don't know how anyone can be bothered to eat five portions a day. I doubt I eat that much in a month. Actually, I did have a big packet of dates in syrup this week - that prob counts.

Yeah, if Jeebers 'uninvented' fruit I wouldn't miss it (except vanilla - is that a fruit?)

But vegetables?  Love them, and I'm a lazy sh1t, so a tray of roasted mixed veg, or a steamer full of greens and pak choi, asparagus, etc.  Takes 2 minutes to prep.  Mmmm - yes please...
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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #120 on: January 10, 2022, 06:17:41 AM »
Yeah, if Jeebers 'uninvented' fruit I wouldn't miss it (except vanilla - is that a fruit?)

But vegetables?  Love them, and I'm a lazy sh1t, so a tray of roasted mixed veg, or a steamer full of greens and pak choi, asparagus, etc.  Takes 2 minutes to prep.  Mmmm - yes please...

That's true - roasted veg is awesome. And I quite like doing deep-fried cauliflower wings. I guess I eat more veg than I'm aware of. I love cooking when I'm home, but it's hardly ever 'healthy.'

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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #121 on: January 14, 2022, 11:47:49 AM »
I need to stop trolling with my proper YouTube account. I'm always scared I'm going to get outed by some fool I know in real life and brutally shamed/fired.

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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #122 on: January 15, 2022, 02:52:28 AM »
I need to stop trolling with my proper YouTube account. I'm always scared I'm going to get outed by some fool I know in real life and brutally shamed/fired.
Always use anonymous accounts.

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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #123 on: January 16, 2022, 04:01:29 AM »
I need to stop trolling with my proper YouTube account. I'm always scared I'm going to get outed by some fool I know in real life and brutally shamed/fired.

Hahaha - been there, done that, bought the T-shirt ;D  This place 'toughens the nipples' and I sometimes forget to dial it down in the pussified outside world


Always use anonymous accounts.

Yes, I think it might have been you that advised me to do that somewhere else on the board a couple of weeks ago?  So I set up a Proton mail account, which seems pretty secure, and when I get round to it I'm going to use that to create a new YouTube persona
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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #124 on: January 16, 2022, 11:37:39 AM »
That's true - roasted veg is awesome. And I quite like doing deep-fried cauliflower wings. I guess I eat more veg than I'm aware of. I love cooking when I'm home, but it's hardly ever 'healthy.'

Go raw. One of the best ways to eat fruits and vegetables is to eat them raw.