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Re: Can we get an Ask Gene thread?
« Reply #250 on: April 10, 2009, 09:53:08 AM »
It's true :'(

PIP RUDE



Remember the time moley made RUDE fall backwords outta his chair and Teh rudeness got a lump on his head :o
So Teh Rudeness got married to moley ???


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Re: Can we get an Ask Gene thread?
« Reply #251 on: April 18, 2009, 08:12:37 AM »



Remember the time moley made RUDE fall backwords outta his chair and Teh rudeness got a lump on his head :o

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Sounds kind of familiar, do you have a link?




Dear Gene,
What's new?  Have you worked out w/Clavin lately?
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Re: Can we get an Ask Gene thread?
« Reply #252 on: April 18, 2009, 06:49:22 PM »
Sounds kind of familiar, do you have a link?




Dear Gene,
What's new?  Have you worked out w/Clavin lately?
hello stella
i am trying to get lean for summer and bought some new sneakers todday
i have not worked out w/ clavin lately or heard from him-i think he is ashamed of me following him around at his gym
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Re: Can we get an Ask Gene thread?
« Reply #253 on: April 18, 2009, 08:00:14 PM »
i have not worked out w/ clavin lately or heard from him-i think he is ashamed of me following him around at his gym

Didn't you run off another friend you had as well?

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Re: Can we get an Ask Gene thread?
« Reply #254 on: April 18, 2009, 08:35:34 PM »
Didn't you run off another friend you had as well?
i dont think so...i hope i did not
don and i are now friends again if u were referring to that
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Re: Can we get an Ask Gene thread?
« Reply #255 on: April 18, 2009, 10:00:21 PM »
Gene are you a virgin?

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Re: Can we get an Ask Gene thread?
« Reply #256 on: April 19, 2009, 07:46:46 AM »
Gene are you a virgin?
thank god no
i may not have sex often though...its been a long long time :o :-\
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Re: Can we get an Ask Gene thread?
« Reply #257 on: April 19, 2009, 07:57:29 AM »
thank god no
i may not have sex often though...its been a long long time :o :-\
Sit on your left hand until it falls asleep, then try to crack one out with lefty. It will feel like a strange woman is crackin you.
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Re: Can we get an Ask Gene thread?
« Reply #258 on: April 19, 2009, 08:29:16 AM »
Sit on your left hand until it falls asleep, then try to crack one out with lefty. It will feel like a strange woman is crackin you.
 :)
wow!
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Re: Can we get an Ask Gene thread?
« Reply #259 on: April 19, 2009, 12:34:13 PM »
Dear Gene,

Is Bluto really gone?  I just realized that he is no longer a mod on any of the boards!
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Re: Can we get an Ask Gene thread?
« Reply #260 on: April 19, 2009, 03:20:23 PM »
Dear Gene,

Is Bluto really gone?  I just realized that he is no longer a mod on any of the boards!
i think so :'(
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Re: Can we get an Ask Gene thread?
« Reply #261 on: April 20, 2009, 06:21:36 AM »
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Re: Can we get an Ask Gene thread?
« Reply #262 on: April 21, 2009, 04:50:31 PM »
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Re: Can we get an Ask Gene thread?
« Reply #263 on: April 21, 2009, 09:52:31 PM »
Dear Gene,

1) Nutella or Peanut Butter?

2) Wendy's or Burger King or McDonalds?

3) Given it's common knowledge that when one is talking about the laws of thermodynamics near Absolute zero where the following conditions may be assumed:
   
    a) At temperatures near 0 K, nearly all molecular motion ceases and ΔS = 0 for any adiabatic process;

    b) Pure substances can (ideally) form perfect crystals as T ---> 0;

    c) The entropy change for any isothermal process approaches zero as T ---> 0 so that

How can Ronnie Coleman use the laws of Physics (subject to the above 3 assumptions) and the continuum transfunctioner to warp space-time so he could transport his 1999 and 2003 Mr Olympia physiques to the earlier times of the 1993 and 1995 Mr Olympia so everyone can FINALLY get the perfect idea of how he compared to Dorian Yates in those mentioned times and put to rest once and for all, the abused-beyond-belief debate on Dorian Vs Ronnie that plagues nearly every damn thread in the G&O?

Please feel free to include any schematics of an appropriate time machine that you propose be designed to facilitate Ronnie's safe passage through the above inferred wormhole while also explaining how the design will prevent him from freezing his big, fat ass off while travelling through hyperspace in temperatures approaching Absolute zero.

You can, of course, assume g = 9.8m/s2

Your pal,

Kiwiol

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Re: Can we get an Ask Gene thread?
« Reply #264 on: April 22, 2009, 07:24:14 AM »
lol
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Re: Can we get an Ask Gene thread?
« Reply #265 on: April 22, 2009, 05:46:32 PM »
1) natural peanut butter cuz nutella has stuff in it that makes me break out on my face
2)wendys 1st-i had it 2 weeks ago and it was amazing-no break outs from it but i did order no mayo...then mcdonalds second cuz the big mac made my face break out bad but it was so so tasty...and burger king last cuz it was not impressive at all-the whopper just tasted like any old burger to me
3)wow kiwi-i ahd trouble understanding all the complicated science stuff-are u a chemist or biologist or inventor as your profession?
well in my opinion if ronnie could someone travel to a place where the temperature is completely freezing and below zero...and if he had some kind of electrical generator/electrical force field current like that tesla cat had and if he was able to possibly get in a rocket ship car and produce enough speed to break the speedomoters than maybe he could travel back in time and fix things up...but im not completely sure

lol
i love it when u laugh and are happy stella



Dear Gene,

1) Nutella or Peanut Butter?

2) Wendy's or Burger King or McDonalds?

3) Given it's common knowledge that when one is talking about the laws of thermodynamics near Absolute zero where the following conditions may be assumed:
   
    a) At temperatures near 0 K, nearly all molecular motion ceases and ΔS = 0 for any adiabatic process;

    b) Pure substances can (ideally) form perfect crystals as T ---> 0;

    c) The entropy change for any isothermal process approaches zero as T ---> 0 so that

How can Ronnie Coleman use the laws of Physics (subject to the above 3 assumptions) and the continuum transfunctioner to warp space-time so he could transport his 1999 and 2003 Mr Olympia physiques to the earlier times of the 1993 and 1995 Mr Olympia so everyone can FINALLY get the perfect idea of how he compared to Dorian Yates in those mentioned times and put to rest once and for all, the abused-beyond-belief debate on Dorian Vs Ronnie that plagues nearly every damn thread in the G&O?

Please feel free to include any schematics of an appropriate time machine that you propose be designed to facilitate Ronnie's safe passage through the above inferred wormhole while also explaining how the design will prevent him from freezing his big, fat ass off while travelling through hyperspace in temperatures approaching Absolute zero.

You can, of course, assume g = 9.8m/s2

Your pal,

Kiwiol
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Re: Can we get an Ask Gene thread?
« Reply #266 on: April 22, 2009, 06:09:29 PM »
Thanks for the answers, Gene. Yes, I'm something like what you've guessed, but I really only wanted a simplistic solution to see if Hulkster's non-stop posting of the same bunch of Ronnie pics could be stopped somehow. Looks like the whole "Terminator - go back in time and try to change history" saga is a walk in the park compared to this one :-\

I'll have my next set of questions for you sometime next week. Please try and master or at least familiarize yourself with recombinant DNA hybridization and inorganic Isotope Chemistry in the meantime if you can, to be able to answer the upcoming question #3 ;D

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Re: Can we get an Ask Gene thread?
« Reply #267 on: April 22, 2009, 06:39:36 PM »
Gene what are the chances of Portland winning the championship this year?  If not them, who will win? 

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Re: Can we get an Ask Gene thread?
« Reply #268 on: April 22, 2009, 08:51:07 PM »
Thanks for the answers, Gene. Yes, I'm something like what you've guessed, but I really only wanted a simplistic solution to see if Hulkster's non-stop posting of the same bunch of Ronnie pics could be stopped somehow. Looks like the whole "Terminator - go back in time and try to change history" saga is a walk in the park compared to this one :-\

I'll have my next set of questions for you sometime next week. Please try and master or at least familiarize yourself with recombinant DNA hybridization and inorganic Isotope Chemistry in the meantime if you can, to be able to answer the upcoming question #3 ;D
ooo mercy

Gene what are the chances of Portland winning the championship this year?  If not them, who will win? 
they will win 75-44
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Re: Can we get an Ask Gene thread?
« Reply #269 on: April 22, 2009, 08:58:58 PM »
Wow Gene, their defense is good but holding Houston to 44 points... :o

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Re: Can we get an Ask Gene thread?
« Reply #270 on: April 24, 2009, 01:48:40 PM »
Dear Gene,

I've been seriously considering cooking my 2 minute noodles for 3 minutes. Should I do it or will the excess microwave radiation turn me into some kind of Noodle man / mutant?

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Re: Can we get an Ask Gene thread?
« Reply #271 on: April 24, 2009, 04:52:30 PM »
Wow Gene, their defense is good but holding Houston to 44 points... :o
trust me

Dear Gene,

I've been seriously considering cooking my 2 minute noodles for 3 minutes. Should I do it or will the excess microwave radiation turn me into some kind of Noodle man / mutant?
do it kiwi--- the noodles will be looking all chewy and thicky...i love overcooking some of my noodles...lol u wont get turnned into a freaky weirdo from the radiation-thats only if u constantly press ya face against the door while its on and i feel years down the road u may develop some kind of side effects but at same time if say we were living in a nother dimension at the same time as this dimension u might see some harmul weird side effects but who knows what another 45 years weill bring and the punishemnt from our greed for technology and stealing the solar power of the universes and planet earth
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Re: Can we get an Ask Gene thread?
« Reply #272 on: April 24, 2009, 05:28:21 PM »
Dear Gene
Did you consider my request to be your roomate?
will you move to cleveland ohio?
do you kno whre thats at?

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Re: Can we get an Ask Gene thread?
« Reply #273 on: April 24, 2009, 05:49:55 PM »
Dear Gene
Did you consider my request to be your roomate?
will you move to cleveland ohio?
do you kno whre thats at?
hello!
im sorry for not respoding b4-in had seen your original post but got distracted and forgot to respond

it would be cool to have a roomate i think..ive been to columbus b4 but never cleveland...i would have to get a good job there-it would be nice to start fresh though and forget this life and just fade away from it
youre not a lunatic right? like you wont slit my throat at night will u??? or steal my possessions?
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Re: Can we get an Ask Gene thread?
« Reply #274 on: April 24, 2009, 06:04:21 PM »
but the smartest way to beat the light is right when u are turning left and the light turns red u gotta drive your car super close to the car in front of u and create a moving roadblock so u can turn w/out being stuck

Gene, I took this advice of yours today, it worked out great but I almost got T-bones by a guy on a crotch rocket zipping between cars! :o
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