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Title: The benefits of being single....
Post by: Butterbean on September 15, 2006, 07:47:23 PM
never "falling in" the toilet
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: Always Sore on September 15, 2006, 07:49:41 PM
never having anyone ask you..."taste this..does it taste spoiled.."
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: Butterbean on September 15, 2006, 07:50:58 PM
never having him staring into the open refrigerator and shouting, "we're out of ketchup!"  and when you go up and move the milk, the 52 oz full ketchup bottle is right behind
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: Laura Lee on September 15, 2006, 07:54:14 PM
........not tripping over someone else shit.  >:(

........finding things where you left them.   :D

........always having the toilet tissue roll changed.  :o

........not fighting for computer time.  ;D

........watching what you want to watch and not watching the "channel surfing channel"   :-X

I am sure the list could go on and on, but I wouldn't change what I have...for the world.   ;)

My benefits of what I have now definitely outweigh the benefits of being single.  :)

Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: The BEAST on September 15, 2006, 08:54:10 PM

My benefits of what I have now definitely outweigh the benefits of being single.  :)



Hey comments like that are NOT welcome on this thread  ;D

By the way  I am really sorry about your accident...
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: 24KT on September 15, 2006, 09:01:21 PM
never having to ask permission
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: Deedee on September 16, 2006, 06:30:05 AM
1. You get to date many people who are always on best behavior

2. You don’t get smashed in the face when the person sleeping next to you is having a bad dream

3. More room in the bathroom for girl stuff/no wet towels all over the place

4. No weird man-food cluttering up the fridge so you can’t find the milk

5. No smelly sports equipment cluttering up the garage

6. No one rolling his eyes when you watch Sidewalks of New York again

7. Always enough closet space

8. Wine-soaked evenings laughing with girlfriends

9. You get to pick up and travel whenever you want, wherever you want

10. You can have a smoldering-with-passion weeklong tragic affair with a member of the British Army Ski team while on such a trip

11. You can listen to whiny boy bands and play Sugar Lips 5 times in a row without somebody else wanting to defenestrate himself

12. No sandwich crumbs in the bed

I loved my year of being single...  :)
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: xxxLinda on September 16, 2006, 06:40:13 AM
I already posted this elsewhere...


if you are single and totally on your own, you cannot have a nervous breakdown.

In order to have an ambulance show up to take you away, you need someone to make the phone call.


& in order to get sectioned, you need two people to sign.

Stay single.



No friends, no family, Christmas sorted.  Only kidding.....




xxxL
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: xxxLinda on September 16, 2006, 06:41:38 AM
oh yeah, and you can wash the dishes when you need them.


xxxL
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: Deedee on September 16, 2006, 06:42:37 AM
All good points xxxLinda
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: xxxLinda on September 16, 2006, 06:47:43 AM
...You can come home, lock the doors and you are totally safe.  Noone can shout at you, say the wrong thing, piss you off, take the remote control...


You are only completely safe when alone.



xL

(But there again, I'm not that sociable mostly.  I prefer my own company.  Most other people upset me.  Sometimes I party and I'm fun, but I can't wait to get home to myself.
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: Deadpool on September 16, 2006, 06:55:29 AM
ya can boink whomever ya want...  ;)
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: xxxLinda on September 16, 2006, 06:58:21 AM
ya can boink whomever ya want...  ;)


well put

xL
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: xxxLinda on September 16, 2006, 07:06:45 AM

and I've got a massive birthday party to go to tonight.  Perhaps it might be beneficial to have someone tell me I look good after I put my party dress and heels on? (and before I go out?  But I have a big full length mirror.


haven't decided yet which is best, single or no.  But I know it's so much more fun at a party as a single girly.

I just haven't met my twin soul.  Luckily i've lots of "friends".



We're born alone and we die alone (I've said that already before too



xxxL

red dress??  silver shoes?
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: xxxLinda on September 16, 2006, 07:09:45 AM
The trouble with having bags under my eyes is that I cannot find the shoes to match


or earrings.....





red lipstick
xL
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: Deedee on September 16, 2006, 07:17:30 AM

red dress??  silver shoes?

Paired together?  I would say...no.
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: xxxLinda on September 16, 2006, 07:59:24 AM
can I wear one shoe and one earring?


and the red dress and red lipstick?




xxxL
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: xxxLinda on September 16, 2006, 08:23:43 AM
never "falling in" the toilet


STella, I don't understand this.  I've helped people off it, but I've never actually seen anyone fall in one... 


(except once in Egypt and that was a communal bog

Please explain?

xL
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: Laura Lee on September 16, 2006, 11:49:13 AM

STella, I don't understand this.  I've helped people off it, but I've never actually seen anyone fall in one... 


(except once in Egypt and that was a communal bog

Please explain?

xL
Been there, done that.  Let me explain for you xL.  When the guy leaves the toilet seat up and you go into the bathroom (mostly done in the evening hours without a light) and you sit without checking the seat...SPLASH...ass to ice cold water.  Not a pleasant experience when 1/2 asleep.   >:(
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: Migs on September 16, 2006, 11:52:35 AM
Been there, done that.  Let me explain for you xL.  When the guy leaves the toilet seat up and you go into the bathroom (mostly done in the evening hours without a light) and you sit without checking the seat...SPLASH...ass to ice cold water.  Not a pleasant experience when 1/2 asleep.   >:(

maybe not for you, but it is funnier than hell.  As far as the missing ketchup, sorry i moved it
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: Original Sin on September 16, 2006, 11:55:26 AM
Been there, done that.  Let me explain for you xL.  When the guy leaves the toilet seat up and you go into the bathroom (mostly done in the evening hours without a light) and you sit without checking the seat...SPLASH...ass to ice cold water.  Not a pleasant experience when 1/2 asleep.   >:(

 ;D ;D

Okay big benefit.

Never actually knew anybody who "splashed".
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: Migs on September 16, 2006, 11:58:02 AM
being able to drink out of the carton and put it back in the fridge!
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: Al-Gebra on September 16, 2006, 11:58:14 AM

STella, I don't understand this.  I've helped people off it, but I've never actually seen anyone fall in one... 


(except once in Egypt and that was a communal bog

Please explain?

xL

there are benefits to being built like a girl Freddy Mercury might sing have sung about.
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: xxxLinda on September 16, 2006, 11:58:26 AM
Been there, done that.  Let me explain for you xL.  When the guy leaves the toilet seat up and you go into the bathroom (mostly done in the evening hours without a light) and you sit without checking the seat...SPLASH...ass to ice cold water.  Not a pleasant experience when 1/2 asleep.   >:(


I live alone, so haven't done that.  Not only do I put the seat down, I also close the lid.

It's feng shui or something...



xL

But I can imagine
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: xxxLinda on September 16, 2006, 12:05:41 PM
maybe not for you, but it is funnier than hell.  As far as the missing ketchup, sorry i moved it


And I know where i left the tomato sauce.  you cannot move it since I live alone.


good night, I'll maybe see you later.  I'm all dressed up (&/or down, like a man, which looks, as far as I'm concerned tonight, good) and am going to a massive party....  It's only 8pm but I said I'd be there to help lay it all out at 7...

waaaaaaaaaaaaa  Donna Summer was my leaving by song...
xL





Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: xxxLinda on September 16, 2006, 12:09:53 PM
Love To Love You Baby   4:57   Donna Summers   Untitled - New CD (4)   



FULL BLAST
xLinda
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: Original Sin on September 16, 2006, 12:13:18 PM
Love To Love You Baby   4:57   Donna Summers   Untitled - New CD (4)   



FULL BLAST
xLinda

Ahh yes playing music at the volume YOU like another benfit.

But Donna Summers  ???

I like my music loud and hard, or is that my men  ;D
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: Migs on September 16, 2006, 12:17:23 PM
Ahh yes playing music at the volume YOU like another benfit.

But Donna Summers  ???

I like my music loud and hard, or is that my men  ;D

lol
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: Butterbean on September 16, 2006, 12:18:38 PM
being able to drink out of the carton and put it back in the fridge!

We both do that :) 
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: Laura Lee on September 16, 2006, 01:16:17 PM
We both do that :) 
So do we!   ;D  (Stella, we do a lot of the same things....Me thinkin you are my long lost better looking twin  ;))
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: Migs on September 16, 2006, 01:57:46 PM
We both do that :) 

damnit i've got nothing else. 
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: Al-Gebra on September 16, 2006, 02:20:28 PM
1. rolling in at nine am sunday morning and never having to explain yourself.

2. spending $6000 on a tv and never having to explain yourself.

3. buying a wildly impractical car cause you feel like it.

4. your dog can sleep on your bed, and he's willing to respect your personal space.

5. watching football in your boxers all saturday  :-X

6. not finding various mysterious items in your bathroom . . . although really it's a small price to pay for having a clean bathroom . . . so never mind.

7. being able to golf whenever you want. major.

8. no one to gripe when you spend $600 to get a pair of scalped football tickets.

9.  Closet space.

10.  being able to mark your territory as it should be marked . . . toilet seat up . . . towels on living room couch . . etc.
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: Migs on September 16, 2006, 02:25:09 PM
LMAO at 6 & 10
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: Original Sin on September 16, 2006, 02:26:33 PM
1. rolling in at nine am sunday morning and never having to explain yourself.

2. spending $6000 on a tv and never having to explain yourself.

3. buying a wildly impractical car cause you feel like it.

4. your dog can sleep on your bed, and he's willing to respect your personal space.

5. watching football in your boxers all saturday  :-X

6. not finding various mysterious items in your bathroom . . . although really it's a small price to pay for having a clean bathroom . . . so never mind.

7. being able to golf whenever you want. major.

8. no one to gripe when you spend $600 to get a pair of scalped football tickets.

9.  Closet space.

10.  being able to mark your territory as it should be marked . . . toilet seat up . . . towels on living room couch . . etc.

LOL

Just who approved you again  ??? >:( ???
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: Migs on September 16, 2006, 02:45:21 PM
what kind of tv?
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: Al-Gebra on September 16, 2006, 02:47:34 PM
what kind of tv?

60 in flat-panel plasma hdtv . . . rather not say what brand.
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: Migs on September 16, 2006, 02:49:14 PM
60 in flat-panel plasma hdtv . . . rather not say what brand.

man-up and declare your brand!  I was looking at getting a plasma flat panel, either panasonic or saony
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: Al-Gebra on September 16, 2006, 02:57:14 PM
man-up and declare your brand!  I was looking at getting a plasma flat panel, either panasonic or saony

haha . . . I like my job too much to be associated w some of my comments here. Can't go wrong w panasonic or sony . . . you might also want to look at pioneer.  I don't know if sony makes a 60 incher though . . .
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: Migs on September 16, 2006, 02:59:39 PM
i thought they did.  I know i saw a 52 inch plasma from them.  Didn't think about pioneer.  Might research that.
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: Al-Gebra on September 16, 2006, 03:02:26 PM
i thought they did.  I know i saw a 52 inch plasma from them.  Didn't think about pioneer.  Might research that.

yeah, I think sony does go up to 50-52 . . . if you're looking in that size range (which is plenty big enough) . . . then you have many more options . . . I think Toshiba (excellent) makes plasmas aroudn that size.
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: Migs on September 16, 2006, 03:04:16 PM
i have a traditional toshiba downstairs and it is a great tv.  have you had any issues with glare when watching the plasma?  I see some are better in regards to that.  perhaps some of the ones had anti-glare or anti-reflective glass covers
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: Al-Gebra on September 16, 2006, 03:14:23 PM
i have a traditional toshiba downstairs and it is a great tv.  have you had any issues with glare when watching the plasma?  I see some are better in regards to that.  perhaps some of the ones had anti-glare or anti-reflective glass covers

glare is not really an issue w any of the plasma tvs, plus the brand-name models have all got treated screens, and the "saturation" (I think that's the term for the nature of the picture) is pretty high. so it doesn't matter if all the lights are on in the house or not . . . 

one of my boys has an LG . . . less name recognition, so cheaper . . .  but excellent tv.
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: Migs on September 16, 2006, 03:17:15 PM
my sister bought an LG it's nice. 
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: Deedee on September 16, 2006, 03:26:48 PM
1. rolling in at nine am sunday morning and never having to explain yourself.  Care to explain yourself to us though. We're interested in a purely supportive, non-judgmental kind of way

2. spending $6000 on a tv and never having to explain yourself.
 
3. buying a wildly impractical car cause you feel like it.

4. your dog can sleep on your bed, and he's willing to respect your personal space. I don't know of any woman who minds having the dog on the bed.  >:(

5. watching football in your boxers all saturday  :-X  This is a universal given whether you are attached or single and every woman has learned to avert her eyes from the sight of said activity :-X

6. not finding various mysterious items in your bathroom . . . although really it's a small price to pay for having a clean bathroom . . . so never mind.

7. being able to golf whenever you want. major.

8. no one to gripe when you spend $600 to get a pair of scalped football tickets.

9.  Closet space. That was on my list too. Either we both have too many clothes, or it is potentially the one real benefit to being single.

10.  being able to mark your territory as it should be marked . . . toilet seat up . . . towels on living room couch . . etc.   :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: Migs on September 16, 2006, 03:37:29 PM
deeds, do you miss marking you territory too? lol
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: Deedee on September 16, 2006, 03:54:55 PM
You mean like with shoes and magazines all over the place?   :-X
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: Migs on September 16, 2006, 03:56:23 PM
lol. well you are a neat freak, i know i've watched.  I mean um you seem to be, yeah thats it!  ;)
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: Al-Gebra on September 16, 2006, 04:07:45 PM


1. oh i'm not a freak or anything, but I'm kind of a night owl and will stay out way too late sometimes doing a variety of things. then I'll wind up sleeping from 5:00 to 8:30 am before I get up and go home . . . some of the women I've been with have needed way too much of their beauty sleep IMO

4. dog and woman in same bed (not king-sized) has caused problems in the past, but right now it's not an issue . . .  :( . . . my dog was probably eaten by chinamen in hell (according to bjorn fairhair).
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: Migs on September 16, 2006, 04:09:19 PM
why do women have to hang bras and stuff from the shower rod?
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: Al-Gebra on September 16, 2006, 04:11:36 PM
why do women have to hang bras and stuff from the shower rod?

it's a signal that they want to do it in the shower . . .
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: mish on September 16, 2006, 04:13:14 PM
Oops! I'm guilty of that ;D but since I live alone it doesn't matter... besides some of our delicate unmentionables need to be hand washed and hung to drip dry - where better than over the shower rod so they drip into the tub?
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: Migs on September 16, 2006, 04:14:00 PM
okey dokey.  But then they shouldnt complain when we throw our socks on the floor
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: Al-Gebra on September 16, 2006, 04:14:28 PM
Oops! I'm guilty of that ;D but since I live alone it doesn't matter... besides some of our delicate unmentionables need to be hand washed and hung to drip dry - where better than over the shower rod so they drip into the tub?

I think my explanation is much better . . .
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: Migs on September 16, 2006, 04:15:02 PM
agreed!
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: mish on September 16, 2006, 04:17:19 PM
okey dokey.  But then they shouldnt complain when we throw our socks on the floor

I don't (well didn't anyway) but then I didn't wash'em either since they weren't in the hamper  :D
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: Migs on September 16, 2006, 04:18:31 PM
i dont mind doing my laundry, just hate ironing
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: mish on September 16, 2006, 04:19:23 PM
I think my explanation is much better . . .

I wasn't debunking your explanation at all (far from it) just offering a potential reason that's all...
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: mish on September 16, 2006, 04:20:12 PM
i dont mind doing my laundry, just hate ironing

You and me both... I also can't stand to vacuum!
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: Migs on September 16, 2006, 04:22:21 PM
vacumming isn't bad.  I'll do laundry and vacuum as well as cook anytime of the week over ironing though. 
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: mish on September 16, 2006, 04:25:16 PM
I'll cook any day of the week, I like too & I don't mind doing laundry though folding everything afterwards isn't exactly my fav thing to do. I don't know why I detest vacuuming so much, it's not like it's hard I just don't like to do it - though come to think of it part of it probably had something to do with my dog attacking the vacuum cleaner every time you got it out - lol!
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: Migs on September 16, 2006, 04:29:21 PM
my dog used to do the same thing.  Made me laugh everytime too.  Folding clothes sucks.  I ahte yardwork.
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: Butterbean on September 16, 2006, 04:32:31 PM
1. rolling in at nine am sunday morning and never having to explain yourself.

2. spending $6000 on a tv and never having to explain yourself.

3. buying a wildly impractical car cause you feel like it.

4. your dog can sleep on your bed, and he's willing to respect your personal space.

5. watching football in your boxers all saturday  :-X

6. not finding various mysterious items in your bathroom . . . although really it's a small price to pay for having a clean bathroom . . . so never mind.

7. being able to golf whenever you want. major.

8. no one to gripe when you spend $600 to get a pair of scalped football tickets.

9.  Closet space.

10.  being able to mark your territory as it should be marked . . . toilet seat up . . . towels on living room couch . . etc.

2,3,4,5,7,8,9 and 10 are all acceptable at my house (I will remove the towels myself)


Toilet seat never bothers me unless it's a surprise in the middle of the night like Cheri said

Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: Migs on September 16, 2006, 04:34:29 PM
you just keep getting better Stella! 

P.S.  I put the ketchup back in it's place.  But we have to talk about the hot dogs in the bun thing!   ;D
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: mish on September 16, 2006, 04:35:31 PM
I hate matching up the socks the most! I didn't really do the yardwork, just the garden stuff.
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: Butterbean on September 16, 2006, 04:36:54 PM

P.S.  I put the ketchup back in it's place. 

Thanks, I know because I just squirted it on each bite of the part of the cheeseburger I was eating.....diet doesn't start till Monday you know ;D


  But we have to talk about the hot dogs in the bun thing!   ;D

negative Migs >:(
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: Al-Gebra on September 16, 2006, 04:39:15 PM
2,3,4,5,7,8,9 and 10 are all acceptable at my house (I will remove the towels myself)


Toilet seat never bothers me unless it's a surprise in the middle of the night like Cheri said



do you need more than eight hours of sleep a night? if you don't, you're officially the "perfect woman."
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: Migs on September 16, 2006, 04:40:05 PM
Stella don't be that way!  lol. 
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: Butterbean on September 16, 2006, 05:52:10 PM
do you need more than eight hours of sleep a night? if you don't, you're officially the "perfect woman."

 :D

I hope to get about 8.  If I had no commitments or didn't feel guilty sleeping in longer, I would probably sleep about 9 or 10 hours....but since I get up to pee about 4x a night, that minimizes my actual sleeping time. ;D
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: Migs on September 16, 2006, 05:58:59 PM

 :D

I hope to get about 8.  If I had no commitments or didn't feel guilty sleeping in longer, I would probably sleep about 9 or 10 hours....but since I get up to pee about 4x a night, that minimizes my actual sleeping time. ;D

four times a night?  damn
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: Butterbean on September 16, 2006, 06:01:22 PM
four times a night?  damn

yeah  :(
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: Migs on September 16, 2006, 06:09:27 PM
wow stella. That would drive me crazy.  Then again i generally get less than 6 hours of sleep a night
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: 24KT on September 16, 2006, 09:03:21 PM
Been there, done that.  Let me explain for you xL.  When the guy leaves the toilet seat up and you go into the bathroom (mostly done in the evening hours without a light) and you sit without checking the seat...SPLASH...ass to ice cold water.  Not a pleasant experience when 1/2 asleep.   >:(

When I was a little girl about 3 yrs old, I had to go pee in the middle of the night. I got up out of bed, ...and my sister decided she was gonna go to. She was 5, and since she was bigger than me, and able to run faster than me, she got to the bathroom first. Unfortunately, my Dad left the seat up, and her tiny little 5 year old bottom went right into the bowl. Poor thing couldn't get out either. {lol} That was the first and only time I can remember my Dad ever leaving the seat up.
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: Al-Gebra on September 16, 2006, 09:06:14 PM
When I was a little girl about 3 yrs old, I had to go pee in the middle of the night. I got up out of bed, ...and my sister decided she was gonna go to. She was 5, and since she was bigger than me, and able to run faster than me, she got to the bathroom first. Unfortunately, my Dad left the seat up, and her tiny little 5 year old bottom went right into the bowl. Poor thing couldn't get out either. {lol} That was the first and only time I can remember my Dad ever leaving the seat up.

hahahahaha . . . there's a moral to that story.
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: Al-Gebra on September 16, 2006, 09:09:12 PM
never "falling in" the toilet

how did you react? swear a blue streak? take care of business and then go whack your hubby upside the head? sit on the throne and calm down and go back to sleep as if nothing unusual had happened?
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: Laura Lee on September 17, 2006, 07:25:43 AM

 :D

I hope to get about 8.  If I had no commitments or didn't feel guilty sleeping in longer, I would probably sleep about 9 or 10 hours....but since I get up to pee about 4x a night, that minimizes my actual sleeping time. ;D
Michael is up almost every hour.  :-\  He is either peeing, drinking or eating.  I don't know how he does it.
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: Migs on September 17, 2006, 09:40:53 AM
i dont get a lot of sleep but never get up that many times
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: Butterbean on September 17, 2006, 10:15:00 AM
how did you react? swear a blue streak? take care of business and then go whack your hubby upside the head? sit on the throne and calm down and go back to sleep as if nothing unusual had happened?

cuss and go back to bed
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: ToxicAvenger on September 17, 2006, 10:32:07 AM
never "falling in" the toilet


Not only do i always put the seat down i always insist on having the cover down as well....when one flushes the resulting vacuum caused by the water being sucked in has the same effect as dropping a stone in a still pond...THERE IS A BACK RUSH....meaning u just sprayed yourself and most of the bathroom with a fine mist of toiletbowl water...

i wont even brush my teeth with a toothbrush thats left in a bathroom with the toilet cover up...its disgusting >:(
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: xxxLinda on September 17, 2006, 01:49:06 PM
never having anyone ask you..."taste this..does it taste spoiled.."


and here's me thinking you are happily married... 

I reckoned you are just messing about on the singles bored


xx
x
Linda
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: Always Sore on September 17, 2006, 04:08:39 PM

and here's me thinking you are happily married... 

I reckoned you are just messing about on the singles bored


xx
x
Linda

you should really sign off and look for help from someone qualified in mental issues.
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: Deedee on September 17, 2006, 05:38:50 PM
i wont even brush my teeth with a toothbrush thats left in a bathroom with the toilet cover up...its disgusting >:(

Toxy, you are soooo right.  That's one of the reasons women hate it.  Toothbrushes, clean towels, all within feet of the head.  Yuck!  :-X
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: Butterbean on September 17, 2006, 06:47:21 PM

Not only do i always put the seat down i always insist on having the cover down as well....when one flushes the resulting vacuum caused by the water being sucked in has the same effect as dropping a stone in a still pond...THERE IS A BACK RUSH....meaning u just sprayed yourself and most of the bathroom with a fine mist of toiletbowl water...

i wont even brush my teeth with a toothbrush thats left in a bathroom with the toilet cover up...its disgusting >:(

FOR REAL!  My toothbrush is kept in the CLOSED drawer.  

Toxy, did you ever read my post to Lord Humungous about smells being molecules that you actually ingest?   :P
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: xxxLinda on September 18, 2006, 08:18:55 AM
you should really sign off and look for help from someone qualified in mental issues.


thanks.  i still don't understand how come you dislike me so much (other than the fact that I'm a single half-blind drunken slut).  I've given in to you so many times and respect your wit.

i cannot sign off.  how would i do that?  say i'm going someplace better?  that would be lame.


& I'm qualified in mental issues.
xxx
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: Migs on September 18, 2006, 08:20:55 AM

thanks.  i still don't understand how come you dislike me so much (other than the fact that I'm a single half-blind drunken slut).  I've given in to you so many times and respect your wit.
i cannot sign off.  how would i do that?  say i'm going someplace better?  that would be lame.
& I'm qualified in mental issues.
xxx

good lord, if this was only on the gen board....
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: xxxLinda on September 18, 2006, 08:21:15 AM
FOR REAL!  My toothbrush is kept in the CLOSED drawer.   



Double locked.  I'm sure they'd brush it up and down their dick if you left it out.  Buy twenty new ones xL
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: xxxLinda on September 18, 2006, 08:22:31 AM
good lord, if this was only on the gen board....

gen?  I'm gonna stick to the lovely girly bored
xxxxx
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: Al-Gebra on September 18, 2006, 07:28:48 PM
sitting down to piss means women don't have to do the double flush after they've been drinking beer . . . you know the one where you think you're done, so you flush, and after it's flushed, you're still going 'cause you miscalculated the capacity of your bladder.
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: Migs on September 18, 2006, 07:35:15 PM
lol
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: Al-Gebra on September 18, 2006, 07:40:52 PM
I had a couple beers after my game tonight . . . and then I thought that this would fit right in to Stella's thread.  ;D
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: POB on September 18, 2006, 10:40:52 PM
i have a traditional toshiba downstairs and it is a great tv.  have you had any issues with glare when watching the plasma?  I see some are better in regards to that.  perhaps some of the ones had anti-glare or anti-reflective glass covers
Buy sony,toshiba, or pioneer, and def not panosonic. I personnaly like  sonys xbr lcd tv, The picture quality is way better than a plasma.
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: proschic on September 18, 2006, 11:13:32 PM
FOR REAL!  My toothbrush is kept in the CLOSED drawer.  

Toxy, did you ever read my post to Lord Humungous about smells being molecules that you actually ingest?   :P

I am laughed at for my freakiness of the bathroom.  I've read that you actually ingest fecal molecules if you smell someones shit.  I don't know if its true or not....but that is some NASTY shit.  I treat my toothbrushes like gold, and replace them every 2 weeks, religiously.  After doing rotations in the ER, I've seen too many parasites and diseases that come out of every orifice of peoples bodies.  The body is a truely disgusting creature!!

On a good note...the new house, the master bath has the toilet in its separate little room with a door. 
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: 24KT on September 18, 2006, 11:43:33 PM
I am laughed at for my freakiness of the bathroom.  I've read that you actually ingest fecal molecules if you smell someones shit.  I don't know if its true or not....but that is some NASTY shit.  I treat my toothbrushes like gold, and replace them every 2 weeks, religiously.  After doing rotations in the ER, I've seen too many parasites and diseases that come out of every orifice of peoples bodies.  The body is a truely disgusting creature!!

On a good note...the new house, the master bath has the toilet in its separate little room with a door.  

That's the way it should be. I'm really anal about stuff like that {no pun intended}, but I refuse to even let people use my bathroom. They better go before they come to my place, ...or they use the guest bathroom (which I don't even use). There is only one tush that ever graces my throne.
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: Al-Gebra on September 18, 2006, 11:53:07 PM
I refuse to even let people use my bathroom. They better go before they come to my place, ...or they use the guest bathroom (which I don't even use). There is only one tush that ever graces my throne.

"And that was it. Right there. That was the moment. I suddenly realised that unless something changed soon I was going to live a life where my major relationship was with a bottle of wine... and I'd finally die, fat and alone, and be found three week later half-eaten by Alsatians. Or I was about to turn into Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction."
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: 24KT on September 19, 2006, 01:18:08 AM
Play nice.  >:(
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: Laura Lee on September 19, 2006, 03:29:44 AM
I am laughed at for my freakiness of the bathroom.  I've read that you actually ingest fecal molecules if you smell someones shit.  I don't know if its true or not....but that is some NASTY shit.  I treat my toothbrushes like gold, and replace them every 2 weeks, religiously.  After doing rotations in the ER, I've seen too many parasites and diseases that come out of every orifice of peoples bodies.  The body is a truely disgusting creature!!

On a good note...the new house, the master bath has the toilet in its separate little room with a door. 
kinda like ours too "T" only no door, just a wall between toilet and sink area.  I like how it gives ya privacy.  I'm always busting in on Michael  ;D
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: Migs on September 19, 2006, 06:27:25 AM
lot of shit talking this morning
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: xxxLinda on September 19, 2006, 07:47:52 AM
you can work all day and then come in and out and post fast.

and then you can f**k anyone you want all night ('xept the reason I'm single is that they don't make what I want.  (Not in my colour anyway...

... think that was in a Carrie Fisher novel:  what do you do if Mr A- comes around? 
You go with him till Mr A+ shows up...


xxx


I don't even mind the idea of dying alone.  It's for the best
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: Playboy on September 19, 2006, 01:17:03 PM
#1 benefit is you get to Cha Cha Cha like a champ with no worries  ;D

PB
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: xxxLinda on September 19, 2006, 02:05:36 PM
You can pose in your full length mirror for 2 minutes without anyone saying: hey let me have a look


x
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: Migs on September 19, 2006, 02:54:07 PM
#1 benefit is you get to Cha Cha Cha like a champ with no worries  ;D

PB

lol
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: ToxicAvenger on September 19, 2006, 06:07:09 PM
FOR REAL!  My toothbrush is kept in the CLOSED drawer.  

Toxy, did you ever read my post to Lord Humungous about smells being molecules that you actually ingest?   :P

of course...hense smell and tase r related..which is why you cant taste food real good when you have a cold..which is why i genuinely get pissed off when people fart in my car....i simply cant tolerate that as much as i make fart jokes..smelling a fart is like eating VERY diluted poop >:(
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: proschic on September 19, 2006, 06:48:39 PM
of course...hense smell and tase r related..which is why you cant taste food real good when you have a cold..which is why i genuinely get pissed off when people fart in my car....i simply cant tolerate that as much as i make fart jokes..smelling a fart is like eating VERY diluted poop >:(

Ok, Ok tox stop or you will make me throw up!!!  I have a bit of a poop phobia, which is why I couldnt make it as a doctor...well, that and watching people die.  I am hoping my baby will help change it, otherwise...Bob is on POOP DUTY!!!  Thank GOD bob does not "release bodily functions" in the same room as me.  And he shuts the door when he goes to the bathroom.  We have disinfectant deoderant spray for any lingering odors.  No shit particles flying around in my bathroom!!!!!

kinda like ours too "T" only no door, just a wall between toilet and sink area.  I like how it gives ya privacy.  I'm always busting in on Michael  ;D
I would be so embarassed if I walked in on Bob.  If the door is closed, I know what he is doing.  I don't go near the room for atleast 20 min!!  He knows that farting and poo disgust me..so he is polite.  :-*
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: mish on September 19, 2006, 06:50:17 PM
of course...hense smell and tase r related..which is why you cant taste food real good when you have a cold..which is why i genuinely get pissed off when people fart in my car....i simply cant tolerate that as much as i make fart jokes..smelling a fart is like eating VERY diluted poop >:(

I think I'm gonna be sick...  :-X
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: mish on September 19, 2006, 06:51:28 PM
being able to scratch yourself at any time (or place) and not having to worry about it  ;D
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: ToxicAvenger on September 19, 2006, 07:27:17 PM
I think I'm gonna be sick...  :-X


LMAO......man i laughed me ass off....thanx for that..i really needed it :)..heehee
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: ToxicAvenger on September 19, 2006, 07:29:48 PM
Ok, Ok tox stop or you will make me throw up!!!  I have a bit of a poop phobia, which is why I couldnt make it as a doctor

heyy me neither but i had different reasons...my parents and wellll i'm just not THAT compassionate...and doing it for the money is the wrong reason to do it...

i tried working in a PT ward once..till some old lady threw up on me..and that ws the end of my working in hospitals.. >:(
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: mish on September 19, 2006, 07:54:19 PM

LMAO......man i laughed me ass off....thanx for that..i really needed it :)..heehee

 ;D

BTW excellent avatar Toxie, one of my fav movies of all time + the sound track rocks!

"This is the really real world, and there ain't no comin' back."

"MURDERER!
I didn't murder nobody man. I don't even fckn' know you man? What the fck you want man?
I want you to tell me a story: A man and a woman in a loft a year ago...
Yeah...
LISTEN! I'm sure you'll remember. You killed them, on Halloween."   

Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: 24KT on September 19, 2006, 08:00:31 PM
of course...hense smell and tase r related..which is why you cant taste food real good when you have a cold..which is why i genuinely get pissed off when people fart in my car....i simply cant tolerate that as much as i make fart jokes..smelling a fart is like eating VERY diluted poop >:(

 :o  :o I can't believe you're saying this. This from the guy who loves to give Dutch ovens?  ???
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: 24KT on September 19, 2006, 08:04:05 PM
being able to scratch yourself at any time (or place) and not having to worry about it  ;D

oh mish, I gotta disagree here.
I'm single, and I've had wierd itches in awkward places, that I could never scratch in public.

This might not be so much a benefit of being single, but rather a benefit of living alone.
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: mish on September 19, 2006, 08:19:01 PM
oh mish, I gotta disagree here.
I'm single, and I've had wierd itches in awkward places, that I could never scratch in public.

This might not be so much a benefit of being single, but rather a benefit of living alone.

This is true Jags, but considering I am single & live alone...
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: proschic on September 19, 2006, 09:19:43 PM
heyy me neither but i had different reasons...my parents and wellll i'm just not THAT compassionate...and doing it for the money is the wrong reason to do it...

i tried working in a PT ward once..till some old lady threw up on me..and that ws the end of my working in hospitals.. >:(

OOOHHH sick man!!  I never had anyone throw up on me...but I did lose a cardiac arrest patient while I was performing CPR.  I totally watched his eyes glaze over and his life was gone at that second.  It was a moment I will never forget, and the moment I realized I was not cut out for the ER. My hopes were to be a trauma surgeon, but I could never lose the emotion with my patients.  Basically, my work went home with me.

So I moved on to my next favorite thing.....ACTING!!!  Yep, my parents disowned me for like a day...but 6 network shows, and a prod company later....they aren't bitching anymore.
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: 24KT on September 20, 2006, 12:36:43 AM
OOOHHH sick man!!  I never had anyone throw up on me...

The only ones that have ever been allowed to spit up on me were my neices ...when they were babies.
Anyone else tries it, ...they're gonna die. It's that simple.

Quote
but I did lose a cardiac arrest patient while I was performing CPR.  I totally watched his eyes glaze over and his life was gone at that second.  It was a moment I will never forget, and the moment I realized I was not cut out for the ER. My hopes were to be a trauma surgeon, but I could never lose the emotion with my patients.  Basically, my work went home with me.

Ouch. I couldn't imagine what that must be like to watch someone's life slip away. It's hard when you empathize with people. I used to fund raise for children's charities and it was heart rending. In order to do a good job, you really have to totally and completely immerse yourself into the suffering of others ...and that takes such a toll.

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So I moved on to my next favorite thing.....ACTING!!!  Yep, my parents disowned me for like a day...but 6 network shows, and a prod company later....they aren't bitching anymore.

{LOL} Isn't that always the way it is? I remember how my Mom wanted to disown me because I didn't want to go to law school, ...but as soon as limo's start picking you up to take you to work, ...they sure sing a different tune. lol. When their friends start walking up to them saying I just saw your daughter in a movie, or when they start asking your Mom to ask you what so & so is like, or if they can have an autographed picture, ...then they start beaming like it was their decision for you to get into the biz in the first place.  ::)
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: Laura Lee on September 20, 2006, 03:17:30 AM

So I moved on to my next favorite thing.....ACTING!!!  Yep, my parents disowned me for like a day...but 6 network shows, and a prod company later....they aren't bitching anymore.
Which ones?
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: proschic on September 20, 2006, 02:49:18 PM
The only ones that have ever been allowed to spit up on me were my neices ...when they were babies.
Anyone else tries it, ...they're gonna die. It's that simple.

Ouch. I couldn't imagine what that must be like to watch someone's life slip away. It's hard when you empathize with people. I used to fund raise for children's charities and it was heart rending. In order to do a good job, you really have to totally and completely immerse yourself into the suffering of others ...and that takes such a toll.

{LOL} Isn't that always the way it is? I remember how my Mom wanted to disown me because I didn't want to go to law school, ...but as soon as limo's start picking you up to take you to work, ...they sure sing a different tune. lol. When their friends start walking up to them saying I just saw your daughter in a movie, or when they start asking your Mom to ask you what so & so is like, or if they can have an autographed picture, ...then they start beaming like it was their decision for you to get into the biz in the first place.  ::)

I don't think I could do the charity work, esp with children.  I am too much of a softie.  I can't even watch the st. judes thing on tv without sheding tears.  Its too much to see those little kids go thru so much and never blink an eye.  I want to scoop them all up and take on their disease, just so they can be healthy and be normal children.

My mom and dad are much better with the acting now.  I know what you are talking about with the works of the business.  Coming from a small town, my dad gets attention because his friends are seeing me on tv or commercials.  Now with Bob joining the family...he displays his mags, and dvds.  Pops is in star heaven.  I will never forget interrupting Angelina Jolie during our conversation to answer my moms call and tell her to quit blowing up my phone.  She didn't believe me when I told her who I was in the middle of a convo with.  My parents are proud...and thanking me for not finishing med school....it would have cost them an additional 100k.

Which ones?

I have done a few guest spots on Gilmore Girls, American Dreams, CSI Las Vegas, That 70s show, Charmed, and ER.  I was asked back to ER this season, but they werent happy with the pregnancy. Hopefully, they will bring me back in the spring.  We shall see.....
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: ToxicAvenger on September 20, 2006, 06:00:56 PM
;D

BTW excellent avatar Toxie, one of my fav movies of all time + the sound track rocks!

"This is the really real world, and there ain't no comin' back."

"MURDERER!
I didn't murder nobody man. I don't even fckn' know you man? What the fck you want man?
I want you to tell me a story: A man and a woman in a loft a year ago...
Yeah...
LISTEN! I'm sure you'll remember. You killed them, on Halloween."   




Abashed the devil stood, and felt how awefull goodness is....T-bird

If the people we love are stolen from us, the way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever...Sarah



i'm hardly a big guy..but (modestly aside) take a loo at me face and take a wild guess at what i dress up as every halloween...PS the hair is wayyy longer now.... :)


btw...its my favourive movie also...
(http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b327/ProteinFarts/juni.jpg)


Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: ToxicAvenger on September 20, 2006, 06:03:33 PM
:o  :o I can't believe you're saying this. This from the guy who loves to give Dutch ovens?  ???

i did it to a girl ONCE Judi lol..she ws an actress and a model and thought she ws gods gift to men...had to bring her down to earth a little bit...

..conciet on a beautifull woman is becoming....

..i wont tolerate arrogance.....i'd rather date a chubby girl with a good sence of humor who isn't full of herself..and i have...
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: ToxicAvenger on September 20, 2006, 06:08:58 PM
OOOHHH sick man!!  I never had anyone throw up on me...but I did lose a cardiac arrest patient while I was performing CPR.  I totally watched his eyes glaze over and his life was gone at that second.  It was a moment I will never forget, and the moment I realized I was not cut out for the ER. My hopes were to be a trauma surgeon, but I could never lose the emotion with my patients.  Basically, my work went home with me.

So I moved on to my next favorite thing.....ACTING!!!  Yep, my parents disowned me for like a day...but 6 network shows, and a prod company later....they aren't bitching anymore.


what show what show???? now i can brag to me buddies that i pseudo know someone from TV..do tell...  i did "the importance of being ernest" at a local theater in annapollis MD once..long time ago... (excuse me spelling..i have had a bottle of wine!)...


as for death...i'm originally from pakistan...seem plenty of it.....all my uncles are cardiologists (now in the UK) but i used to hang in a paki ER with my uncles..seen plenty of death..in the hospital and on the streets...its meh...people die...some sooner that later...i've learned not to take it to heart..
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: mish on September 20, 2006, 06:20:26 PM

i'm hardly a big guy..but (modestly aside) take a loo at me face and take a wild guess at what i dress up as every halloween...PS the hair is wayyy longer now.... :)


btw...its my favourive movie also...
(http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b327/ProteinFarts/juni.jpg)




Do you have any pics of you in costume? If so, I think you should post'em.
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: ToxicAvenger on September 20, 2006, 08:13:47 PM
if i can find em..i will..i posted 1 a while back on the sex board....i'm not the most carefull person with my possessions...i lose stuff al the time... :(  ..needless to say..<smile> i have the voice...persona and the look dead bang down for the character :)

..i'm flattered  though that  u thought enough to ask me to post said pix...thanx :)
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: mish on September 20, 2006, 10:05:16 PM
Well get to looking dammit! >:( ;D
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: ToxicAvenger on September 20, 2006, 10:19:26 PM
Well get to looking dammit! >:( ;D

lol..awww....i'm watching the last lost disk tonite but i promiser i WILL look.....but i'm a scatter brain..i lose stuff....that ws so cute though...lol...

been a while since a girl demanded stuff of me... :)
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: Migs on September 21, 2006, 05:49:35 AM
other than to get off of her?  Sorry, had to say it.
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: ToxicAvenger on September 21, 2006, 03:14:38 PM
other than to get off of her?  Sorry, had to say it.

lol...hope this is girl board rated but my most recent ex demanded just that as i started yelling " i'm the kiiing of the worrrls...i'm the kiiing of the world" at the top of my lungs midway thru our love making ;D....man o man she ws pissed...lol
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: Deadpool on September 21, 2006, 03:20:54 PM
ya promised us you would burn that shirt if you ever found it again
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: ToxicAvenger on September 21, 2006, 03:40:04 PM
ya promised us you would burn that shirt if you ever found it again


i swear i swear if i ever find it i'll burn it...besides i'm kinda chubby now...its great...so i cant wear it anyhow..i do hafta lean up for halloween though...i happen to end up being a hit with goth chicks around that time ;D


Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: mish on September 21, 2006, 04:39:35 PM
other than to get off of her?  Sorry, had to say it.

Good one ;D

You left yourself open for that one...
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: Migs on September 21, 2006, 06:34:11 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: Oldschool Flip on September 26, 2006, 09:40:39 PM
Not having to share food! ;D
Title: Re: The benefits of being single....
Post by: Butterbean on September 27, 2006, 06:40:49 AM
Not having to share food! ;D

Like balut?  I wouldn't make you share :P