1. You get to date many people who are always on best behavior
2. You don’t get smashed in the face when the person sleeping next to you is having a bad dream
3. More room in the bathroom for girl stuff/no wet towels all over the place
4. No weird man-food cluttering up the fridge so you can’t find the milk
5. No smelly sports equipment cluttering up the garage
6. No one rolling his eyes when you watch Sidewalks of New York again
7. Always enough closet space
8. Wine-soaked evenings laughing with girlfriends
9. You get to pick up and travel whenever you want, wherever you want
10. You can have a smoldering-with-passion weeklong tragic affair with a member of the British Army Ski team while on such a trip
11. You can listen to whiny boy bands and play Sugar Lips 5 times in a row without somebody else wanting to defenestrate himself
12. No sandwich crumbs in the bed
I loved my year of being single...