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[Tapeworm]

This is an extremely high-quality post.

(I feel your Matrix would be very different to Neo's )

Thank you. I've been posting about my cock for years now and Getbig is always like

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You'd be forgiven for thinking these people have never so much as donned a pair of denim overalls and drawn forth a lactating woman's bounty into a galvanized pail, declaring Welshly, "Aye, that Bessie's got a sweetness, she has! In her prime!"

As if I'm some sort of weirdo.

[The Scott]

This is an extremely high-quality post.

(I feel your Matrix would be very different to Neo's )

I'm thinkin' more "Gaytrix" than Matrix.  It has a dicklette. It's a dude.  Even if it removed it's weenie, it would be nothing but a Ghost Busters dude with tits.  Disgusting beings that deserve Hades.

[Rusty Trombone]

I would rather hit the most virilized female bb

Stick to trannies with 10" cocks.

Well that sounds a little gay, doesn't it? Yearning for virilized shehunks and craving huge tranny dick.

If you want to remain straight...stick to feminine looking creatures and small tranny cock that can't fuck you.

[Rusty Trombone]

Y'all nasty fuckers need to get some quality girlfriends and quit lusting over dudes in drag

Well that's true bhanks, but such are hard to find this doomed day and age.

[Tapeworm]

I'm thinkin' more "Gaytrix" than Matrix.  It has a dicklette. It's a dude.  Even if it removed it's weenie, it would be nothing but a Ghost Busters dude with tits.  Disgusting beings that deserve Hades.

For the record, I've never cornholed a dude. Everything is ok. No one is going to hell.

[Tapeworm]

I once fucked a vacuum cleaner. I could only get head deep tho because muh girth and it didn't have any balls so I think I'm in the clear.

There was lint. I was cleaning it.

[D.O.A.]

If it has a cock I`d hit it.....right in the balls with a ballbat.

Hahahahahahahaha! My man!!

[GymnJuice]

I once fucked a vacuum cleaner. I could only get head deep tho because muh girth and it didn't have any balls so I think I'm in the clear.

There was lint. I was cleaning it.

Commence operation... vacuu-suck

[Tapeworm]

Think I'm screwed either way. Even if it's clouds and harps, "Hey Hoover, how's it hangin'?" Every fuckin' day.

It's gonna be a long eternity.

[The Scott]

For the record, I've never cornholed a dude. Everything is ok. No one is going to hell.

i have never doubted you brother and as for hell?  It is no place for men such yourself.  It is reserved for those that die again and again, through the eternity that is such a place.  You are not among them.  Me?  Maybe. 

Unless I can write my way out of it, LOL!   

[Tapeworm]

Pretty simple, I think.

[The Scott]

Pretty simple, I think.

 

[Flexacon]

Well that sounds a little gay, doesn't it? Yearning for virilized shehunks and craving huge tranny dick.

If you want to remain straight...stick to feminine looking creatures and small tranny cock that can't fuck you.

Maybe I'm thinking too far outside the box here, but how about just sticking to banging women to remain straight

[nerdoldnerdith]

Looks like a melted barbie

[Taffin]

You'd be forgiven for thinking these people have never so much as donned a pair of denim overalls and drawn forth a lactating woman's bounty into a galvanized pail, declaring Welshly, "Aye, that Bessie's got a sweetness, she has! In her prime!"

As if I'm some sort of weirdo.

I respectfully suggest that line might be better delivered with a Highland Scottish twang (give it a try), but despite that I think you and I are pretty much on the same page

I'm thinkin' more "Gaytrix" than Matrix.  It has a dicklette. It's a dude.  Even if it removed it's weenie, it would be nothing but a Ghost Busters dude with tits.  Disgusting beings that deserve Hades.

Haha - it's OK Scott - I just pretend to live the Caligula lifestyle, my Rome hasn't fallen yet

For the record, I've never cornholed a dude. Everything is ok. No one is going to hell.

Neither have I - but if I was of a religious bent, I'm pretty sure I'd have scored enough points by now to earn a trip across the Styx

[Taffin]

Maybe I'm thinking too far outside the box here, but how about just sticking to banging women to remain straight

H0mo

[The Scott]

I respectfully suggest that line might be better delivered with a Highland Scottish twang (give it a try), but despite that I think you and I are pretty much on the same page


Haha - it's OK Scott - I just pretend to live the Caligula lifestyle, my Rome hasn't fallen yet


Neither have I - but if I was of a religious bent, I'm pretty sure I'd have scored enough points by now to earn a trip across the Styx

I am going to be laughing at this one all day, my friend. 

[galain]

Whatever it is I'm too old to deal with the way it's speaking so I'd probably just smile and zone out. Gotta say though, that's an incredible accent for a Norwegian.

[Taffin]

I am going to be laughing at this one all day, my friend. 

Then I consider that 'mission accomplished' 

Be well, you salty old bugger