That's it. I'm taking up yoga and arriving early to get a mat in the back row so I can watch the chicks in the front. I probably will be the only guy there.
A friend of mine was living it up making big bucks when the bottom fell out of his business. He probably has enough money to live the rest of his life on but he rebranded himself as a yoga and meditation guru. He wears funky shirts that have an India or Chinese vibe. In his studio he had lit candles and he played some kind of medal drums and glass vibration bowls. Women were throwing money at him to learn yoga from the guru. He gives off a weirdo vibe with his crazy 900 yard eye contact stare that the women interpret as a deep spiritual man. He's a suburban white guy wasp and I know for a fact he's a scammer.
