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I got this woman who wants to fuck me.
The thing is, she's 54 years old.
She looks pretty good for her age, and she seems like she would be a good fuck, but still, that's pushing the limits.
Would you hit it?
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so far?.....56....and it was epic!!!
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Your mom.
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I got this woman who wants to fuck me.
The thing is, she's 54 years old.
She looks pretty good for her age, and she seems like she would be a good fuck, but still, that's pushing the limits.
Would you hit it?
if she looks good for sure. does she want her hubby to watch ;D ?
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so far?.....56....and it was epic!!!
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Thanks for the motivation.
I'm gonna dive right into that pussy the next time I see her then.
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Your mom.
x2
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Thread is useless without pics.
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Thread is useless without pics.
Just think about a 54 year old, thin Asian woman.
They all look similar.
I'm gonna smash it. My mind is made up now.
She's a co-worker though, hopefully it doesn't cause workplace drama.
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Just think about a 54 year old, thin Asian woman.
They all look similar.
I'm gonna smash it. My mind is made up now.
She's a co-worker though, hopefully it doesn't cause workplace drama.
old, and asian?...i would pass...not for me..
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I got this woman who wants to fuck me.
The thing is, she's 54 years old.
She looks pretty good for her age, and she seems like she would be a good fuck, but still, that's pushing the limits.
Would you hit it?
Depends......How old are you? I'm mid thirties and wouldn't consider anything over 35. Too much fucking baggage in my experience. Even the ones that have agreed to just be fuck buddies were a complete pain in the ass. If I had a choice, and could pull it off I'd fuck 19-25 y/o chicks for the rest of my life, and just laugh at the funny shit you do when you are young.
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53....an old whore...over 350lbs...twice....worst mistake ever.
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old, and asian?...i would pass...not for me..
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I usually don't pass on any pussy.
Unless it's a really ugly and nasty bitch.
I am an affirmative action pussy destroyer.
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53....an old whore...over 350lbs...twice....worst mistake ever.
hahahahaha
You and I have about the same track record.
The oldest i've fucked so far is 44 though.
I've gone over 350 pouds a couple times too. Over 250 many times.
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I usually don't pass on any pussy.
Unless it's a really ugly and nasty bitch.
I am an affirmative action pussy destroyer.
old Asians, and ricans look like gremlin's...i would never do that to my cock..
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Depends......How old are you? I'm mid thirties and wouldn't consider anything over 35. Too much fucking baggage in my experience. Even the ones that have agreed to just be fuck buddies were a complete pain in the ass. If I had a choice, and could pull it off I'd fuck 19-25 y/o chicks for the rest of my life, and just laugh at the funny shit you do when you are young.
I'm early thirties.
Yeah, fucking young hotties is the best. Sometimes other opportunities fall in your lap and it's foolish to refuse.
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I've gone over 350 pouds a couple times too. Over 250 many times.
do you have a choice in USA ;) ?
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old Asians, and ricans look like gremlin's...i would never do that to my cock..
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You care about what a woman's face looks like?
I don't care about that much at all. The face is the last thing I look at on a woman.
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right now I have my sights on having fuck relation with Judge Pirro from TV....she's a older bitch
I know i've had the sex with a broad over the age of 45 but still haven't got to that "50" landmark
it's okay to do sex to a older broad cuz bitches look better as they get older now
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I'm early thirties.
Yeah, fucking young hotties is the best. Sometimes other opportunities fall in your lap and it's foolish to refuse.
Well, if you're going to do it, you can't go wrong with a little asian chick that doesn't look her age. Let us know how it was
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You care about what a woman's face looks like?
I don't care about that much at all. The face is the last thing I look at on a woman.
some of us have the ability to pick, and choose...
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do you have a choice in USA ;) ?
LMAO. I was just in the USA and I bagged a fat chick, I'm guessing she was like 230 pounds. I met her in the New Age section at Barnes and Nobles. We started talking about mysticism and metaphsyics and those fat titties were all mine within hours.
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Just think about a 54 year old, thin Asian woman.
They all look similar.
I'm gonna smash it. My mind is made up now.
She's a co-worker though, hopefully it doesn't cause workplace drama.
I fucked a 48 y/o Asian woman this time last year. Very sexy and in awesome shape for her age. Tightest thing I have ever been inside of...
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I got this woman who wants to fuck me.
The thing is, she's 54 years old.
She looks pretty good for her age, and she seems like she would be a good fuck, but still, that's pushing the limits.
Would you hit it?
I've seen hot dudes over 60 I'd romp with! But 35-45 is ideal.
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Face is the favorite thing to look at. Older doesn't do it for me anymore either. Asian and can't look at the face? That is taking one for the cause desperation fuckin right there. Kind of like a Karma thing. Fuck that pussy right and the pussy goddess will bless you with some good ones later.....Maybe. If others find out forget about getting any good shit later. Definitely sounds like potential for others to find out.
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I've seen hot dudes over 60 I'd romp with! But 35-45 is ideal.
What's the oldest dude you ever fucked?
I'm sure you probably topped some old leather daddy who was like 70 once or twice right?
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What's the oldest dude you ever fucked?
I'm sure you probably topped some old leather daddy who was like 70 once or twice right?
dude, that's gay
BEEP!
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Face is the favorite thing to look at. Older doesn't do it for me anymore either. Asian and can't look at the face? That is taking one for the cause desperation fuckin right there. Kind of like a Karma thing. Fuck that pussy right and the pussy goddess will bless you with some good ones later.....Maybe. If others find out forget about getting any good shit later. Definitely sounds like potential for others to find out.
She's been flirting with me for a couple months and i'v been brushing her off. But now i'm thinking I should just do it. Not desperation, more like i'm just curious about fucking an old lady.
If everyone at work foun out I fucked her that would be pretty funny and embarassing, but I wouldn't give a fuck.
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dude, that's gay
BEEP!
Gayer than you sucking dick and doing poppers at the gloryholes on 42nd street in NYC?
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This thread is worthless without pics of ur mom
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She looks like this.
Except she 30 years older, uglier, has smaller titties, and smokes cigarettes.
(http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/10959/polka-dot-big-tits-asian-honey.jpg)
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53....an old whore...over 350lbs...twice....worst mistake ever.
WHAT?!?!!? (lol am i the only one who saw this?!?!?!)
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She looks like this.
Except she 30 years older, uglier, has smaller titties, and smokes cigarettes.
(http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/10959/polka-dot-big-tits-asian-honey.jpg)
You just described 3/4 of southeast Asia....
I'm going out with a 42 year old this weekend. She's never been married and never had any kids. She could easily pass for early 30's.
I will not report in on Monday.
;D
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I've seen hot dudes over 60 I'd romp with! But 35-45 is ideal.
60 +? dude, how old are you?
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53....an old whore...over 350lbs...twice....worst mistake ever.
WOW! Lmao that's incredible!!
Haha what were you thinking!!?
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53....an old whore...over 350lbs...twice....worst mistake ever.
Did you pick her up and fuck her at the same time??
Gotta work the quads man. :D :D
then you could squat her after you are done. 8)
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53....an old whore...over 350lbs...twice....worst mistake ever.
LMFAO!!!
Although the worst mistake ever may be you admitting to yearning for the tranny cock!! ;)
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Wiggs and I would make a good team.
The next time i'm in Vegas. Me and him are gonna meet up and smoke a blunt. Then go down to the strip and try to mac on some 300+ pound BBW's.
I call it "walrus hunting". Wiggs seems like he's a skilled walrus hunter just like myself. We could do some damage together.
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Wiggs and I would make a good team.
The next time i'm in Vegas. Me and him are gonna meet up and smoke a blunt. Then go down to the strip and try to mac on some 300+ pound BBW's.
I call it "walrus hunting". Wiggs seems lie a skilled walrus hunter. We could do some damage together.
Wiggs is a skilled walrus.
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Wiggs is a skilled walrus.
I think you're fatter than Wiggs though right?
I guess that makes you the beach master walrus.
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Seems to me You will stick your dick into anything with a hole and a heartbeat....that's pretty sad
Even when I was younger and on the prowl I at least had to be somewhat attracted to a girl and have even a little bit of a rapport before I would fuck them.
I'm not going to give every fucking common whore the satisfaction of being able to say she fucked me.
You are a slut and that's not a compliment
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Seems to me You will stick your dick into anything with a hole and a heartbeat....that's pretty sad
Even when I was younger and on the prowl I at least had to be somewhat attracted to a girl and have even a little bit of a rapport before I would fuck them.
I'm not going to give any fucking common whore the satisfaction of being able to say she fucked me.
You are a slut and that's not a compliment
Tell me something I don't already know.
Is your Mom single? Tell her I said wassup :-*
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I fucked a 48 y/o Asian woman this time last year. Very sexy and in awesome shape for her age. Tightest thing I have ever been inside of...
My current girlfriend is 47 and Japanese. She's really sweet and nice, but fucks like crazy. And yes, nice and tight. :D Gotta work my way in. Looks great for her age. But then again, so do I... ;D
As far as age, I take it on a case by case basis. Black and Asian women tend to age much better than white girls. My wife is 51, but looks 35. White women can hold up well if they take care of their skin and stay out of the fucking sun and fucking tanning beds...
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I think you're fatter than Wiggs though right?
I guess that makes you the beach master walrus.
LMAO, not even close BlackFagTwinkleToes. :-*
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not even close BlackFagTwinkleToes. :-*
;D
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;D
How's sobriety treatin you?
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How's sobriety treatin you?
good
I"m just not gonna be totally "straight edge" when i'm done.
I can go out for drinks and everything else....I just have to stay away from one particular thing, that's all
and "yes"....that thing is "cock"
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good
I"m just not gonna be totally "straight edge" when i'm done.
I can go out for drinks and everything else....I just have to stay away from one particular thing, that's all
and "yes"....that thing is "cock"
I'm so high right now.
You wish you were me. 8)
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I'm so high right now.
You wish you were me. 8)
By "high" do you mean there is a Taiwanese tranny ballsdeep in your ass?
That's what it sounds like you mean.
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By "high" do you mean there is a Taiwanese tranny ballsdeep in your ass?
That's what it sounds like you mean.
Are you saying that when he pays $50 for an 8ball it has nothing to do with cocaine ???
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Are you saying that when he pays $50 for an 8ball it has nothing to do with cocaine ???
An 8ball for him is 4 guys at once...... :-X
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50... it was a traumatic episode. Live and learn.
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53....an old whore...over 350lbs...twice....worst mistake ever.
hahaha
sorry nothing more to add. :-X
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Tell me something I don't already know.
Is your Mom single? Tell her I said wassup :-*
My mom is 68 and even she can do better than you
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oldest for me was a 46 yo Portuguese slim/curvy woman
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dirt chute.
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Age...
It just depends on what she looks like. I once had a client that was 50. People in the gym (women included) could NOT stop staring. She had perfect genetics and an uncanny natural beauty. It was insane.
She also had a huge house, pool, and two really nice cars.
The only problem was this: She was psycho.
Sucked. :-[
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17.
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Age...
It just depends on what she looks like. I once had a client that was 50. People in the gym (women included) could NOT stop staring. She had perfect genetics and an uncanny natural beauty. It was insane.
She also had a huge house, pool, and two really nice cars.
The only problem was this: She was psycho.
Sucked. :-[
Pics or it didn't happen.
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I fucked a 48 y/o Asian woman this time last year. Very sexy and in awesome shape for her age. Tightest thing I have ever been inside of...
They age very well, usually look 10 years younger than they are. They all are super tight (no pervert)
She's been flirting with me for a couple months and i'v been brushing her off. But now i'm thinking I should just do it. Not desperation, more like i'm just curious about fucking an old lady.
If everyone at work foun out I fucked her that would be pretty funny and embarassing, but I wouldn't give a fuck.
How old are you?
If she is good looking you should do it, everyone should try and older asian woman at least once in their lives ;D
Women peak sexually after 30, so basically twice the sex and half the foreplay 8)
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Age doesn't matter - genetic configuration does.
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:D @this thread
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So BFRS, if you and Wiggs hook up to nail some fatties, are you gonna take just one and dp her? If yes, then who gets to work on dat ass ;) I'd hook up wit you to pick up and dp some young and slim female, with the only condition is dat I gets to have her ass 8)
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I allways notice the looks first... and actually never notice the age, so the age is irrelevant.
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Usually I don't care about age at all either. When they are 18-45.
But pushing up into the mid 50's is a whoe different ball game. We are talking old lady zone here.
I'm gonna meet up with her tomorrow. Maybe go to an Izakaya and get wasted, fuck in my apartment. We'll see what happens.
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Usually I don't care about age at all either. When they are 18-45.
But pushing up into the mid 50's is a whoe different ball game. We are talking old lady zone here.
I'm gonna meet up with her tomorrow. Maybe go to an Izakaya and get wasted, fuck in my apartment. We'll see what happens.
when the age becomes a factor, it's either because the girl has a "girls" figure instead of a womans and you question is she even 15 years old (not the case with willgrant), OR when the woman has loose skin all over and terrible skin.... that's the only times when the age becomes a factor, other than that it's gravey!
So enjoy.
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So BFRS, if you and Wiggs hook up to nail some fatties, are you gonna take just one and dp her? If yes, then who gets to work on dat ass ;) I'd hook up wit you to pick up and dp some young and slim female, with the only condition is dat I gets to have her ass 8)
Yeah me and Wiggs are gonna double penetrate some fat bitch.
I'm gonna fuck her ass. That way when I pull out and jizz all over her ass it'll drip down all over Wiggs. The guy on the bottom gets hit with runoff cum drippings so that ain't gonna be me.
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when the age becomes a factor, it's either because the girl has a "girls" figure instead of a womans and you question is she even 15 years old (not the case with willgrant), OR when the woman has loose skin all over and terrible skin.... that's the only times when the age becomes a factor, other than that it's gravey!
So enjoy.
Exactly
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the oldest I think was in the low 40s, but she had a whole set of false teeth which I kindly asked her to remove when she was blowing me and to this day it was the only time I ever cummed with only oral stimulation. So it was worth it. The only thing I regret was fucking her just after, and not before, my highschool buddy was done with her. I was 17 or 18 back then.
edit: once a fat black chick made be cum shitload only with a blow job as well. That bitch was born to suck, just incredible, her warm mouth was heaven.
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Back in 2003 I fucked some lady in the staircase of the parking structure of the Sahara Hotel in Las Vegas.
She looked about 50. But I didn't ask her age so I don't know. I'll call it 50 though.
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ROFL! @ you and Wiggs dping some fat bitch
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If I see "Granny Panties" I'm outa there. >:(
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I usually stick to women in their late 20s to late 30s. But there was this 40+ yr old Korean lady at my former wrk place. Everytime I would come and visit, she would flirt with me, and grab my ass. She had two grown kids in their 20's. She had the most soothing voice as well...and she dressed better than most of the women in the office...very nice legs, accentuated with tasteful high heels...but she had one of those big round melon heads...pretty face for age. I wanted to hit it, until...she died, suddenly from a illness, that she told no one about...
I always remember her voice, because it was soo soothing. Reassuring, sensual. And it was because she was older and not high strung like younger women are...she knew how to act like a lady, a woman. And that was her most important quality.
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i'd do raquel welch in a heartbeat and she's in her late 60's, sure she's has had "work" done to her face, but she still a beautiful sexy as hell woman.
i once worked with a guy (not it wasn't me) who was 29 and was screwing a 67 year old woman! uh, that's not only your mother, that's your grandmother! so when he was 12 she was 50! a 38 year difference, now, he was built like the brick shithouse and she was filthy rich and a widow, so there you go, they both got something out of it!
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I fucked a 49 years old ( that what she said ::) ) when I was 21 yo , one word = disgusting .
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I fucked a disgusting 41 year old once.
Just a weird gross loose pussy. Like a worn out old boot with rotten roast beef on top.
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If I see "Granny Panties" I'm outa there. >:(
Whats funny is that ever older woman I have ever been with has worn the nothing for panties, thongs, or those boy shorts type. When I was 20, I was doing a 35 y/o. Fucking phenomenal. Oldest for me was 55. Still had tight pussy after two kids. She was bi, loved anal...problem is...PSYCHO. Didnt help that she was 5'2" and sometimes got up to 135lbs.
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Pics or it didn't happen.
I wish I could...
Sort of. She loved posing for pics.
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I wish I could...
Sort of. She loved posing for pics.
Did she take that picture of you cupping your balls in your hand that you posted on here? In that dark room.
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when i was a first year university student, i had a one night stand with an asian real estate agent (who was more than double my age) and while we were fucking she was begging me to cum on her face.
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If the dude is really in shape and has good hygine . . . there is no limit! 57? Sure. 67? Why not? :D
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i'm pretty sure Bay would have sex with my dad.
I dunno actually cuz my dad still all his body hair
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i'm pretty sure Bay would have sex with my dad.
I dunno actually cuz my dad still all his body hair
Stats? Pic? :D
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So individuall, impossible to answer.
A lotta women are hot in their 30s, some are still hot in their 40s, few are hot in their 50s, 60s is getting tough....
Funny thing is, when I was younger I was lusting for Milfs big time, but now that I'm older (26; I'm looking very young tough 21-22) I start lusting for teh teenage pussy more and more again and go out picking up 16-17 yr olds at the weekend. No clue why that is. :D
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Stats? Pic? :D
I have no pics but when he was my age he looked EXACTLY like this (face, abs, body hair, et al)
(http://www.rankopedia.com/CandidatePix/66059.gif)
he's 62 now, alittle greyer/thinner on top, the abs aren't what they used to be but not bad
interested?
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I have no pics but when he was my age he looked EXACTLY like this (face, abs, body hair, et al)
(http://www.rankopedia.com/CandidatePix/66059.gif)
he's 62 now, alittle greyer/thinner on top, the abs aren't what they used to be but not bad
interested?
Yikes! I'll pass. :-X
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53....an old whore...over 350lbs...twice....worst mistake ever.
Whoaaaaa. What? Details please.
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in the seventies can still look good
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Age doesn't matter - genetic configuration does.
This...
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I usually stick to women in their late 20s to late 30s. But there was this 40+ yr old Korean lady at my former wrk place. Everytime I would come and visit, she would flirt with me, and grab my ass. She had two grown kids in their 20's. She had the most soothing voice as well...and she dressed better than most of the women in the office...very nice legs, accentuated with tasteful high heels...but she had one of those big round melon heads...pretty face for age. I wanted to hit it, until...she died, suddenly from a illness, that she told no one about...
I always remember her voice, because it was soo soothing. Reassuring, sensual. And it was because she was older and not high strung like younger women are...she knew how to act like a lady, a woman. And that was her most important quality.
It will be stuck in your head for all time...
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in the seventies can still look good
at that age do you prefer them to have grey pubic hair or else shaved bald with their well aged bacon hanging out?
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i'd do raquel welch in a heartbeat and she's in her late 60's, sure she's has had "work" done to her face, but she still a beautiful sexy as hell woman.
i once worked with a guy (not it wasn't me) who was 29 and was screwing a 67 year old woman! uh, that's not only your mother, that's your grandmother! so when he was 12 she was 50! a 38 year difference, now, he was built like the brick shithouse and she was filthy rich and a widow, so there you go, they both got something out of it!
Fuck yeah.
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it all depends wheter its nice trimmed and stuff. if shes hot and has grey hair then thats fine
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Can she be any race Tito, or does she have to be a white woman?
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yes hot is hot, i always get tired of people only falling for one particular kind of type. hot women are there in any race. even chinese sometimes.
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I banged a 49 year old some time ago.
She was in great shape... Used to jog every day. No kids. Never married. Had a pretty ok job.
She was a nice lady too.
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Helen Mirren at age 63. She was in the movie RED (Retired Extremely Dangerous) with Bruce Willis.
(http://www.kzoz.com/jeff-and-jeremy/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/helen-mirren-bikini-ggilf.jpg)
(http://www.completeelegance.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/helen-mirren-italy-vacation.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/70/Helen_Mirren_at_the_Orange_British_Academy_Film_Awards.jpg/220px-Helen_Mirren_at_the_Orange_British_Academy_Film_Awards.jpg)
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Had a pretty ok job.
Why is this relevant?
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Why is this relevant?
Because young girls have shit jobs and need a guy to pay for every damn thing.
A woman with a good job can actually be more of a equal sharer in all of the fun you want to have.
Relevant enough? Or are you the getbig millionaire who doesn't mind paying for everything?
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Pics or I call bullshit.
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Helen Mirren at age 63. She was in the movie RED (Retired Extremely Dangerous) with Bruce Willis.
(http://www.kzoz.com/jeff-and-jeremy/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/helen-mirren-bikini-ggilf.jpg)
(http://www.completeelegance.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/helen-mirren-italy-vacation.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/70/Helen_Mirren_at_the_Orange_British_Academy_Film_Awards.jpg/220px-Helen_Mirren_at_the_Orange_British_Academy_Film_Awards.jpg)
I'd fuck her nice and hard... :)
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I'd fuck her nice and hard... :)
She was actually really good in that movie 8)
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Didn't see it. I'll check it out.
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Yeah me and Wiggs are gonna double penetrate some fat bitch.
I'm gonna fuck her ass. That way when I pull out and jizz all over her ass it'll drip down all over Wiggs. The guy on the bottom gets hit with runoff cum drippings so that ain't gonna be me.
LMAO.. ;D
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I was young and stupid, 17 I guess, when had a little one...or actually three...night experience with my 35 year-old finnish teacher...gf somehow found out and was a bit wtf! Needless to say we broke up after that...that made me miserable so i tried to warm that teacher thing up again but she wasn't interested anymore, wanted to be faithful for her hubby she said...Don't regret, thought...she taught young boy many new tricks that turned out to be very useful later in my life...;D
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Helen Mirren at age 63. She was in the movie RED (Retired Extremely Dangerous) with Bruce Willis.
(http://www.kzoz.com/jeff-and-jeremy/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/helen-mirren-bikini-ggilf.jpg)
(http://www.completeelegance.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/helen-mirren-italy-vacation.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/70/Helen_Mirren_at_the_Orange_British_Academy_Film_Awards.jpg/220px-Helen_Mirren_at_the_Orange_British_Academy_Film_Awards.jpg)
she was great in that movie....
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I was young and stupid, 17 I guess, when had a little one...or actually three...night experience with my 35 year-old finnish teacher...gf somehow found out and was a bit wtf! Needless to say we broke up after that...that made me miserable so i tried to warm that teacher thing up again but she wasn't interested anymore, wanted to be faithful for her hubby she said...Don't regret, thought...she taught young boy many new tricks that turned out to be very useful later in my life...;D
:)
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:)
Sorry no pics... ;D
she was a seriously arrogant feminist bitch...although I hate women with that type of a attitude, they often turn out to be insane fucks!!!
Btw fellas, have you noticed the more you dislike some woman and show it to her the more she usually will like you...opposites attract or something like that ???
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Sorry no pics... ;D
she was a seriously arrogant feminist bitch...although I hate women with that type of a attitude, they often turn out to be insane fucks!!!
Btw fellas, have you noticed the more you dislike some woman and show it to her the more she usually will like you...opposites attract or something like that ???
Its all the pent up sexual anger
and it's the "third grader theory", the theory that you have to act like you are in third grade and say you don't like them---thus, kicks in their want for attention...as was said b4: "women and attention go together like fish and water."
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Its all the pent up sexual anger
and it's the "third grader theory", the theory that you have to act like you are in third grade and say you don't like them---thus, kicks in their want for attention...as was said b4: "women and attention go together like fish and water."
(http://www.aboutfacesentertainers.com/images/caricature/artists/roberts_k/roberts_k_einstein.jpg)
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(http://www.aboutfacesentertainers.com/images/caricature/artists/roberts_k/roberts_k_einstein.jpg)
HAHAHAH :D, our black scientist :P.... he talks with the cosmos... but... he goes insane with the booty, hence the "black" before the "scientist" ;D
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(http://www.aboutfacesentertainers.com/images/caricature/artists/roberts_k/roberts_k_einstein.jpg)
Hahaha, no...you learn a lot from failure and Getbig...
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Yikes! I'll pass. :-X
like i've always said, You have really shitty taste in men.......go jerk off to Ben Grimm
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Hahaha, no...you learn a lot from failure and Getbig...
Guess that's the reason...I never fail so I haven't been able to build my knowledge ::)
...to be honest in high school, is that the same than our "lukio" don't know, i never had to make the first move, my "charm" was enough...but the older, bigger and uglier i got the less bitches seemed to care about me...nowadays i wish i had been more active making the moves and fighting for women cos' I'm completely clueless with that shit...epic twinks like devilsmile get all the hoes and we 230lbs+ guys are only good enough for "grenades" like one member here would say :-[
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like i've always said, You have really shitty taste in men.......go jerk off to Ben Grimm
he likes short, stocky big headed dudes, its a well know fact.
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Guess that's the reason...I never fail so I haven't been able to build my knowledge ::)
...to be honest in high school, is that the same than our "lukio" don't know, i never had to make the first move, my "charm" was enough...but the older, bigger and uglier i got the less bitches seemed to care about me...nowadays i wish i had been more active making the moves and fighting for women cos' I'm completely clueless with that shit...epic twinks like devilsmile get all the hoes and we 230lbs+ guys are only good enough for "grenades" like one member here would say :-[
Stop being so hard on yourself...there is no set game plan, except all women like confidence...
And you think you look bad, I look like a scraggly, homeless Malcolm X...everytime I get introspective, it happens. Meaning woman not like. Yet holding down a convo is simple at 34 because, the women actually know WTF they are talking about---but have issues. The young ones, don't know what they want in a man, because they rarely have had a father in their lives.
You may think you have missed out, but many times, things play out to your advantage. Each of us have a strength and qualities unique to us, and people, especially women can pick up on it.
JNN, I've said it too, Bay is a Black Man, so he has the black man's eye toward's other races in terms of partners...or some people want to be the "pretty one" in the relationship.
Have you ever heard of On Our Backs Magazine?
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like i've always said, You have really shitty taste in men.......go jerk off to Ben Grimm
Hmmm, so you're basically saying "My dad's hot."
This is a new even for getbig.
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Because young girls have shit jobs and need a guy to pay for every damn thing.
A woman with a good job can actually be more of a equal sharer in all of the fun you want to have.
Relevant enough? Or are you the getbig millionaire who doesn't mind paying for everything?
Touchy today, Alan Harper?
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Touchy today, Alan Harper?
Not a bit... I was asked a question and responded with my answer.
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Stop being so hard on yourself...
I know mate...being harsh at oneself is a fundamental part of finnish culture...we "are only happy when it rains"...or even i it isn't that way we try hard to make it look so...actually 95% of ppl who don't truly knowme think I'm an arrogant fuck...and of those who do know me the equivalent percentage is...100% ;D
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Remember this girl from Star Trek? Here she is again at 54. :P
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Remember this girl from Star Trek? Here she is again at 54. :P
ass shots??? :P
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Hmmm, so you're basically saying "My dad's hot."
This is a new even for getbig.
LOL. Gayer than having the hots for your own dad. :-\
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right now I have my sights on having fuck relation with Judge Pirro from TV....she's a older bitch
I know i've had the sex with a broad over the age of 45 but still haven't got to that "50" landmark
it's okay to do sex to a older broad cuz bitches look better as they get older now
She was the DA where I live. She is a real piece of work and coered up for a lot of dirty cops. He ex husband also went to prison for tax fraud and got busted cheating and having a ba with another women out of wedlock.
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Jane Seymour got more gorgeous and sexy after she hit her 30s. Yeah she was gorgeous when she was in her 20s, but she just got better with age 8)
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Because of the responses received, later today I'll give graphic details about my epic will with a 350lb, 53 year old Vegas whore. :(
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This is a new even for getbig.
Where are you going to school at? :D
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Sorry no pics... ;D
she was a seriously arrogant feminist bitch...although I hate women with that type of a attitude, they often turn out to be insane fucks!!!
Btw fellas, have you noticed the more you dislike some woman and show it to her the more she usually will like you...opposites attract or something like that ???
Woman like it when you act like you don't give a shit. Then you become a "challenge". And showing that you don't care shows that you aren't needy. Women can't fucking stand a needy guy. It's a sign of weakness. They won't want anything to do with you unless they choose to exploit that weakness for their own gain...
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Remember this girl from Star Trek? Here she is again at 54. :P
Fuck yeah! :P...and fuck yeah! :D
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Woman like it when you act like you don't give a shit. Then you become a "challenge". And showing that you don't care shows that you aren't needy. Women can't fucking stand a needy guy. It's a sign of weakness. They won't want anything to do with you unless they choose to exploit that weakness for their own gain...
AMEN, Rev. Cableguy...remember I said i learned from "failures" ;)
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LOL. Gayer than having the hots for your own dad. :-\
stay the fuck away from our dads bay!! >:( >:(
:P
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AMEN, Rev. Cableguy...remember I said i learned from "failures" ;)
Yup, so you won't fail again! That's called wisdom...
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Yup, so you won't fail again! That's called wisdom...
:D
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She was the DA where I live. She is a real piece of work and coered up for a lot of dirty cops. He ex husband also went to prison for tax fraud and got busted cheating and having a ba with another women out of wedlock.
She has a set of DSL's on her omfg
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Where are you going to school at? :D
It's between Alabama and Michigan.
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What on earth would possess someone to have sex with a 350-pound woman?
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What on earth would possess someone to have sex with a 350-pound woman?
maybe she was 350 pounds with abs?
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maybe she was 350 pounds with abs?
I mean were all the 230-pound women spoken for already? I don't get it.
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What on earth would possess someone to have sex with a 350-pound woman?
(http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/4/2010/08/beer-goggles.web_01.jpg)
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stay the fuck away from our dads bay!! >:( >:(
:P
Relax... Not interested in you nor your dad. Neither of you qualify. ::)
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Relax... Not interested in you nor your dad. Neither of you qualify. ::)
It was a joke bay. No one wants your crusty asshole. :-X :-X :-X
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Hmmm, so you're basically saying "My dad's hot."
This is a new even for getbig.
Seriously, my dad was hot then and he is hot now
And I know he has a huge cock. When I found this out, I had more respect for my mom
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And I know he has a huge cock.
:o
Pics or GTFO
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:o
Pics Video of him sneaking in your bedroom at night or GTFO
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And I know she has a huge cock.
Cool...
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hahaa , JNN I swear I didn't write that.
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What on earth would possess someone to have sex with a 350-pound woman?
Try it. It's great. You can just pound it as hard as you can and if you want to pound it for like 45 minutes straight that's no problem.
Normal sized women usually tapout after about 15 minutes of hard fucking. Those fat ladies can go the extra mile.
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Woman like it when you act like you don't give a shit. Then you become a "challenge". And showing that you don't care shows that you aren't needy. Women can't fucking stand a needy guy. It's a sign of weakness. They won't want anything to do with you unless they choose to exploit that weakness for their own gain...
Wisdom like this is why I return to this site so often.
BTW has OP hit the oriental pussy yet or what? WTF is taking so long?
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Wisdom like this is why I return to this site so often.
BTW has OP hit the oriental pussy yet or what? WTF is taking so long?
Actually i'm gonna meet up with her and her friend in a few hours. So we'll see what happens. I might work out a threesome if I play it right, because I can tell both these ladies are freaks and they want my big white cock.
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post a pic u fuckassrapegrenade
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Why do I get the feeling that RedFLAGstar is actually meeting a dude?
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Why do I get the feeling that RedFLAGstar is actually meeting a dude?
:D :D :D :D
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Helen Mirren at age 63. She was in the movie RED (Retired Extremely Dangerous) with Bruce Willis.
(http://www.kzoz.com/jeff-and-jeremy/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/helen-mirren-bikini-ggilf.jpg)
(http://www.completeelegance.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/helen-mirren-italy-vacation.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/70/Helen_Mirren_at_the_Orange_British_Academy_Film_Awards.jpg/220px-Helen_Mirren_at_the_Orange_British_Academy_Film_Awards.jpg)
+1
Wanna hear her talk dirty to me in that British accent.
:o
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Helen Mirren at age 63. She was in the movie RED (Retired Extremely Dangerous) with Bruce Willis.
(http://www.kzoz.com/jeff-and-jeremy/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/helen-mirren-bikini-ggilf.jpg)
(http://www.completeelegance.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/helen-mirren-italy-vacation.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/70/Helen_Mirren_at_the_Orange_British_Academy_Film_Awards.jpg/220px-Helen_Mirren_at_the_Orange_British_Academy_Film_Awards.jpg)
yummy...i'd break her hips
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Why do I get the feeling that RedFLAGstar is actually meeting a dude?
Because BlackFagPinkStarFish IS meeting a dude. He needs the practice before his superbowl payout.
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(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/70/Helen_Mirren_at_the_Orange_British_Academy_Film_Awards.jpg/220px-Helen_Mirren_at_the_Orange_British_Academy_Film_Awards.jpg)
nobody has a problem fucking an elderly woman with this face looking straight at you? :-\
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Woooo
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Who said she has to look straight at you?
that's the only way she'd probably let you fuck her because she'd want to kiss you and shit . . . unless you wanted to surprise sex her.
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nobody has a problem fucking an elderly woman with this face looking straight at you? :-\
Light switch/Off.
You wouldn't hit this if she threw one at you?
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Light switch/Off.
You wouldn't hit this if she threw one at you?
yeah you're right, the light switch is a solution.
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I have an old ex gf whos mother is probably 70 ish, I would like to grudge fuck her. Does that win?
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no doubt it would be ifbb pro Betty Pariso
here is a shot of her and Ben Weider at their high school class reunion just 5 years ago. They started lifting at the same time
(http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/images/2006/06flexawardsc.jpg)
note: if this insert pic shit dont work it is ron's fault
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yep that is indeed the ass liker in chief- bobster -right behind as usual
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No older than 80-85 for me personally.
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No older than 80-85 for me personally.
Me too but occasionally there are a few 90 year olds that still seem to get me hard. I volunteer at a retirement home and I must say that the amount of ass I get is way more than when I was younger. I got busted once by this womans 70 year old daughter. I fucked her the next week. ;)
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No older than 80-85 for me personally.
Even at that age you still would be fucking a younger woman Tim......
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I like `em younger Kurt.........doesn`t make me a pedo or anything!! ;D
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Me too but occasionally there are a few 90 year olds that still seem to get me hard. I volunteer at a retirement home and I must say that the amount of ass I get is way more than when I was younger. I got busted once by this womans 70 year old daughter. I fucked her the next week. ;)
I stooped as low as a few 90 year olds in the past but it was in my drinking days!
As far as the mother daughter thing........BIG PROPS BRO !!!! ;D
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Light switch/Off.
You wouldn't hit this if she threw one at you?
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=365046.0;attach=401172;image)
right now ... I would do it with lights on while having a passionate eye contact :-[ :P
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you gents scare me
you really do
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Why do I get the feeling that RedFLAGstar is actually meeting a dude?
Because you are a fag and you can't stop thinking about gay sex.
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Me too but occasionally there are a few 90 year olds that still seem to get me hard. I volunteer at a retirement home and I must say that the amount of ass I get is way more than when I was younger. I got busted once by this womans 70 year old daughter. I fucked her the next week. ;)
;D
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dolly parton and susan sarandon are 65 and could both use pearl necklaces.
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Jack La Lane's wife is single now...
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you gents scare me
you really do
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I'd fuck that one fo sho.
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Very nice
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Very nice
Sorry bro we are talking about women here, not donkeys.
Put your dick back in your pants until you get to the rancheria. Then you can pull a train with Juan Valdez on his trusty mule.
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So what happened with the older lady?
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So what happened with the older lady?
I just met her and her friend and we got wasted at a restaurant.
I was trying to get them to come to my apartment but they were too wasted. They just took a taxi home.
Maybe next time....
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I just met her and her friend and we got wasted at a restaurant.
I was trying to get them to come to my apartment but they were too wasted. They just took a taxi home.
Maybe next time....
Blah, blah, blah...You need to change your screen name to "egg" because you've only been laid once. If at all. ;) Which, to be honest, is doing better than me. ;D ;D Oh and yes, I am terrified of you because I've seen your picture and you're a hell of a lot bigger than me. ;D Later, kiddo.
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Blah, blah, blah...You need to change your screen name to "egg" because you've only been laid once. If at all. ;) Which, to be honest, is doing better than me. ;D ;D Oh and yes, I am terrified of you because I've seen your picture and you're a hell of a lot bigger than me. ;D Later, kiddo.
Dude your posts suck so bad.
You've gotta be one of the worst posters here.
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most bodbulder and personaltrainer alwyws fuck 50 year old,,the ones you can destroy and enjoy same time becaue you know they cant and wont get prego on you ,,you can cum inside them ,,you dont need to worry sabout baby and they are clean hopefuly you smart enough to chose clean ones ,,a bodybuild who dont fuck a 50 something year old is a non typical cult member,,
its a must do bnecause it take the fetish of older woman out of the blood for you friends,, so you need do it ,,try to go for french canadians from where stavio my pupil is,,they are best,,tightest pussys ,,they like cock and will do alot,,try find them
gh15 approved
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what's is the oldest woman you've had sex with...dear god of hormones ::)
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French-Canadian females are super fucking hot, with their tight and slim little bodies and their long dark hair and brown eyes, yummy! Petite femme est belle ;D
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what's is the oldest woman you've had sex with...dear god of hormones ::)
61,, 52,,when i was early 20,,both looked better than many 20 year old
gh15 approved
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61,, 52,,when i was early 20,,both looked better than many 20 year old
gh15 approved
40 year age difference ???
shit...i was proud of my 35 at 17, damn!!!
gotta up the gh dose and try to get 20 years olds when 60 myself 8)...guess i will need some halo too...
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40 year age difference ???
shit...i was proud of my 35 at 17, damn!!!
gotta up the gh dose and try to get 20 years olds when 60 myself 8)...guess i will need some halo too...
when it come to only sex,,if nto relashionship involve then age mean nothing,,the 50+ women will do things you wont believe,,they will let you destroy them ,,they have no clue,,they are like you fuck a sex doll,,they arre more experience but not in one nighters,,you can do to them what you want on one night,,just make sure they look good,,some older women have very good titties,,very good ass,,you just need to get the ones who do it for you ,,ans also try to do it once or twice and be done,,its good for the fetish aspect that any bodybuild has,,since we have lot of testosterona in body we just like fuck all the time,,any age any place etc,,many younger girls get tired of this no matter how much balonie they tell you before...they get tired,,the older womne try get their youth back ,,they are bounderless and limitless they will let you do whatever,,you just need to know work them,,they are good fuck but they only this a fuck ,,they knwo it and you know it,,its a fantazy of milf etc,,everyone want to fuck older woman ,,everyone 90% of fellas play with their peepee to the thought of older woman spreading their pussy under them,,many many do it even when have young hot girlfriend,,so do it alredy and get it out of blood
gh15 approved
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thanks god...need to hurry, i'm not 17 anymore :'(
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when it come to only sex,,if nto relashionship involve then age mean nothing,,the 50+ women will do things you wont believe,,they will let you destroy them ,,they have no clue,,they are like you fuck a sex doll,,they arre more experience but not in one nighters,,you can do to them what you want on one night,,just make sure they look good,,some older women have very good titties,,very good ass,,you just need to get the ones who do it for you ,,ans also try to do it once or twice and be done,,its good for the fetish aspect that any bodybuild has,,since we have lot of testosterona in body we just like fuck all the time,,any age any place etc,,many younger girls get tired of this no matter how much balonie they tell you before...they get tired,,the older womne try get their youth back ,,they are bounderless and limitless they will let you do whatever,,you just need to know work them,,they are good fuck but they only this a fuck ,,they knwo it and you know it,,its a fantazy of milf etc,,everyone want to fuck older woman ,,everyone 90% of fellas play with their peepee to the thought of older woman spreading their pussy under them,,many many do it even when have young hot girlfriend,,so do it alredy and get it out of blood
gh15 approved
spot on.
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what's is the oldest woman man you've had sex with...dear god of hormones ::)
Thats more appropriate for who you are "talking" to
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Thats more appropriate for who you are "talking" to
gh15=BayGBM :o
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"everyone 90% of fellas play with their peepee to the thought of older woman "
:D Thats some funny shit right there, not sayin he`s wrong, just funny.
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One times I made sexual liquids on top of the Liza Minelli facial area when she make visit to Rio de Janeiro
she had very big Panocha
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,everyone 90% of fellas play with their peepee to the thought of older woman spreading their pussy under them,,many many do it even when have young hot girlfriend,,so do it alredy and get it out of blood
gh15 approved
What the fuck.....are you 12 years old???
Here might be something more your speed....
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One times I made sexual liquids on top of the Liza Minelli facial area when she make visit to Rio de Janeiro
she had very big Panocha
Uh Rickson......just to let you know, for your sake.
Picture #1 - is NOT Liza Minelli, regardless of what "she" claims.
Picture #2 - is Liza Minelli, regardless of what the "woman" in Picture #1 claims.
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French-Canadian females are super fucking hot, with their tight and slim little bodies and their long dark hair and brown eyes, yummy! Petite femme est belle ;D
When I was in Montreal, I noticed that for sure...too bad I was with the wife and kids! And most actually smiled warmly when I made eye contact. Didn't seem like stuck up bitches...
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Uh Rickson......just to let you know, for your sake.
Picture #1 - is NOT Liza Minelli, regardless of what "she" claims.
Picture #2 - is Liza Minelli, regardless of what the "woman" in Picture #1 claims.
Now this is a quality post
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I hear ya Cableguy, I was with my psycho ex girl when I was in Montreal myself, and what maybe it worse for me was that my ex girl knew I had a thing for petite dark haired brown eyed women, so needless to say she made this trip a real pain in the ass with her consistant bitching and moaning
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when it come to only sex,,if nto relashionship involve then age mean nothing,,the 50+ women will do things you wont believe,,they will let you destroy them ,,they have no clue,,they are like you fuck a sex doll,,they arre more experience but not in one nighters,,you can do to them what you want on one night,,just make sure they look good,,some older women have very good titties,,very good ass,,you just need to get the ones who do it for you ,,ans also try to do it once or twice and be done,,its good for the fetish aspect that any bodybuild has,,since we have lot of testosterona in body we just like fuck all the time,,any age any place etc,,many younger girls get tired of this no matter how much balonie they tell you before...they get tired,,the older womne try get their youth back ,,they are bounderless and limitless they will let you do whatever,,you just need to know work them,,they are good fuck but they only this a fuck ,,they knwo it and you know it,,its a fantazy of milf etc,,everyone want to fuck older woman ,,everyone 90% of fellas play with their peepee to the thought of older woman spreading their pussy under them,,many many do it even when have young hot girlfriend,,so do it alredy and get it out of blood
gh15 approved
Well, what about a 65 yo man doing a 18yr teen? Its only sex,right? (Please say yes).
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I never make sex to jhonnynonames
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Uh Rickson......just to let you know, for your sake.
Picture #1 - is NOT Liza Minelli, regardless of what "she" claims.
Picture #2 - is Liza Minelli, regardless of what the "woman" in Picture #1 claims.
;D
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I just met her and her friend and we got wasted at a restaurant.
I was trying to get them to come to my apartment but they were too wasted. They just took a taxi home.
Maybe next time....
no you didn't.
you are just the biggest lying asshole this place has ever seen, every word out of your mouth is bullshit trying to get a rise out of people
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no you didn't.
you are just the biggest lying asshole this place has ever seen, every word out of your mouth is bullshit trying to get a rise out of people
And apparently it worked ;D
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I never make sex to jhonnynonames
Are you sure? We don't call him johnnynoshame without good cause.
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when it come to only sex,,if nto relashionship involve then age mean nothing,,the 50+ women will do things you wont believe,,they will let you destroy them ,,they have no clue,,they are like you fuck a sex doll,,they arre more experience but not in one nighters,,you can do to them what you want on one night,,just make sure they look good,,some older women have very good titties,,very good ass,,you just need to get the ones who do it for you ,,ans also try to do it once or twice and be done,,its good for the fetish aspect that any bodybuild has,,since we have lot of testosterona in body we just like fuck all the time,,any age any place etc,,many younger girls get tired of this no matter how much balonie they tell you before...they get tired,,the older womne try get their youth back ,,they are bounderless and limitless they will let you do whatever,,you just need to know work them,,they are good fuck but they only this a fuck ,,they knwo it and you know it,,its a fantazy of milf etc,,everyone want to fuck older woman ,,everyone 90% of fellas play with their peepee to the thought of older woman spreading their pussy under them,,many many do it even when have young hot girlfriend,,so do it alredy and get it out of blood
gh15 approved
epic post :o
bobby approved
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I'm going out with a 42 year old this weekend. She's never been married and never had any kids. She could easily pass for early 30's.
I will not report in on Monday.
;D
Expectations exceeded, but still not reporting in.....
;D
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no you didn't.
you are just the biggest lying asshole this place has ever seen, every word out of your mouth is bullshit trying to get a rise out of people
What are you gonna do about it?
Not a god damn thing, that's what. Bitch!
By the way, I don't lie about anything on this forum.
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Just today i saw a 40+ Korean woman at my gym. She actually had a really nice ass and when she bent down you could see she was sporting a thong. I was this close to saying something to her. Kinda pussied out at the last moment and then she broke out. I migh have to jerk it to her tonight. Damn i should've gone for it.
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And apparently it worked ;D
How is making an ( accurate) observation any indication of my emotional state?
You are by far the worst offender with that nonsense. ..everybody is "frustrated" or "upset" whenever they disagree with You. ::)
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I hear ya Cableguy, I was with my psycho ex girl when I was in Montreal myself, and what maybe it worse for me was that my ex girl knew I had a thing for petite dark haired brown eyed women, so needless to say she made this trip a real pain in the ass with her consistant bitching and moaning
Bummer...
I also noticed an inordinate amount of good looking women with greasy, wannabe Euro trash... :(
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And apparently it worked ;D
How is making an ( accurate) observation any indication of my emotional state?
You are by far the worst offender with that nonsense. ..everybody is "frustrated" or "upset" whenever they disagree with You. ::)
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How is making an ( accurate) observation any indication of my emotional state?
You are by far the worst offender with that nonsense. ..everybody is "frustrated" or "upset" whenever they disagree with You. ::)
Have you ever competed in a BB contest?
You're obviously going all out. Why not go for a thong and oil trophy?
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Dude your posts suck so bad.
You've gotta be one of the worst posters here.
"Dude"...I pity you because while older women might be desperate enough to fuck you, they're not stupid enough. You'll have to stick to hitting on your mother but I suspect her IQ is above idiot level so you're out of luck again. If being a fucktard on this board were music, you'd be the next Mozart.
"Dude"...You pathetic little man. Everyone has a right to be stupid once in a while, but you abuse that privilege. "Dude"... ::)
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"Dude"...I pity you because while older women might be desperate enough to fuck you, they're not stupid enough. You'll have to stick to hitting on your mother but I suspect her IQ is above idiot level so you're out of luck again. If being a fucktard on this board were music, you'd be the next Mozart.
"Dude"...You pathetic little man. Everyone has a right to be stupid once in a while, but you abuse that privilege. "Dude"... ::)
Dude. How can you type and stroke your Dad's cock at the same time?
You've got talent bro.
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Dude. How can you type and stroke your Dad's cock at the same time?
You've got talent bro.
Same way I can type and fuck your mom in the ass.....
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Same way I can type and fuck your mom in the ass.....
Well that's easy. Anybody can do that.
When I fuck your Mom's ass doggystyle I just put the laptop on her back and post on getbig while pounding it.
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Well that's easy. Anybody can do that.
When I fuck your Mom's ass doggystyle I just put the laptop on her back and post on getbig while pounding it.
Wow...brutal copying of a "mom rip"....geezus son...try again.
Oh, and tell your dad to stop staring at my cock apologizing to your mom for not being able to fulfill her as well as I do...in addition to not doing her in the ass when you were conceived.
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Wow...brutal copying of a "mom rip"....geezus son...try again.
Oh, and tell your dad to stop staring at my cock apologizing to your mom for not being able to fulfill her as well as I do...in addition to not doing her in the ass when you were conceived.
Here's a tip.
Any joke that has the words "in addition" in it is not funny.
Now, your Dad just took a nasty shit and he needs you to lick his hairy hole clean. Run along.
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Here's a tip.
Any joke that has the words "in addition" in it is not funny.
Now, your Dad just took a nasty shit and he needs you to lick his hairy hole clean. Run along.
Now heres a tip for you son....any joke by you that mirrors the one that was directed at you is a failure. Much like you are at life. Feel free to kill yourself at any point in the evening. HTH
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Shut the fuck up both of you, competing in a your mom/dad war, what are you 13? :-\
Your Mom's dick is 13 inches long.
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Mission Accomplished.
Got a call last night at 10:00. She said come to the bar, me and my friend are drinking.
Went there, drank a while, her friend went home, took her back to my place and fucked that old pussy.
It was awesome. I think i'm gonna start going for 45-55 year old women more often. She could ride my cock like it was the last one on Earth.
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Mission Accomplished.
Got a call last night at 10:00. She said come to the bar, me and my friend are drinking.
Went there, drank a while, her friend went home, took her back to my place and fucked that old pussy.
It was awesome. I think i'm gonna start going for 45-55 year old women more often. She could ride my cock like it was the last smallest one on Earth.
Fixed
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My cock is 7.5 inches and as thick as a big banana.
I have my personal weaknesses, but my cock size is not one of them.
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How is making an ( accurate) observation any indication of my emotional state?
You are by far the worst offender with that nonsense. ..everybody is "frustrated" or "upset" whenever they disagree with You. ::)
This is a clear indication of your ' emotional state ' you are just the biggest lying asshole this place has ever seen, every word out of your mouth is bullshit even if it were accurate this statement sets it above just your average commentary on the subject and a very weak attempt at deflecting to me.
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My cock is 7.5 inches and as thick as a big banana.
I have my personal weaknesses, but my cock size is not one of them.
Outed. ;D Pictures please.
This is a clear indication of your ' emotional state ' you are just the biggest lying asshole this place has ever seen, every word out of your mouth is bullshit even if it were accurate this statement sets it above just your average commentary on the subject and a very weak attempt at deflecting to me.
ND knows a thing or two about muscular assholes. ;D
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Mission Accomplished.
Got a call last night at 10:00. She said come to the bar, me and my friend are drinking.
Went there, drank a while, her friend went home, took her back to my place and fucked that old pussy.
It was awesome. I think i'm gonna start going for 45-55 year old women more often. She could ride my cock like it was the last one on Earth.
pics or it didn't happen
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Outed. ;D Pictures please.
Just take a lok in your Mom's digital camera. There's lots of pictures in there of me fucking her in the ass with my banana cock.
Enjoy.
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I fuck a woman in her 40`s about once a week, ;D
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age doesnt matter its how she looks
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I know, and that's why I like to hook up wit yo mom from time to time.
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Just take a lok in your Mom's digital camera. There's lots of pictures in there of me fucking her in the ass with my banana cock.
Enjoy.
But I have two daddies. ???
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Is that Twilas age?
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age doesnt matter its how she looks
If she is ugly but she can fuck and suck with skill then that's cool too.
How the boat looks is not that important, it's how well she rides the waves.
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Shit Blackflag! You actually like it when da woman rides you and has "the power" so to speak? Fuck dat noise, son! It's all about domination of da female pour moi ;D Put her in da doggie position and pump da living shit out of her 8)
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Shit Blackflag! You actually like it when da woman rides you and has "the power" so to speak? Fuck dat noise, son! It's all about domination of da female pour moi ;D Put her in da doggie position and pump da living shit out of her 8)
I like to take turns. 10 minutes I fuck. Ten minutes she fucks.
It's like lifting weights. You gotta take a rest between sets. You can't just fuck like a maniac for 60 minutes. It's a marathon, not a sprint.
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I like to take turns. 10 minutes I fuck. Ten minutes she fucks.
It's like lifting weights. You gotta take a rest between sets. You can't just fuck like a maniac for 60 minutes. It's a marathon, not a sprint.
bullshit,,its a sprint not a marathon if you want marathon you get multiple bithces in your bed NOT ONE,,you obviously have no experience ::)
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I fucked a 49 years old ( that what she said ::) ) when I was 21 yo , one word = disgusting .
i banged a 35 year old.. didnt like it that much
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I would love to bang Jaquelin Bisset! She must be in her early sixties by now.
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How's about Jane Seymour?
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Is that Twilas age?
Outed :-X
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i banged a 35 year old.. didnt like it that much
Come back when you've banged Melissa Ford...