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[Kwon]

I, Hulk...Hogan, have a question...to answer your question.

As you, Hulk Hogan, travel to...WRESTLEMANIA...by conventional means, the normals you travel with experience malfunctions.  

As you realize ALL THAT IS LEFT is total self-destruction, do you, Hulk Hogan, show self-pity?

DO YOU, Hulk Hogan, try to reason why? Do you, Hulk Hogan, try and comfort the normals that have even more fear than you?

Or do you, Hulk Hogan, kick the doors out?  Kick the cockpit door down.

Take the two pilots that have already made the sacrifice so that you can face the challenge.

Dispose of them, Hulk Hogan. Assume the controls, Hulk Hogan.

SHOVE THAT CONTROL INTO A NOSEDIVE, HULK HOGAN! Push yourself to total self-destruction.  

As you realize, Hulk Hogan, you are about to enter a world close to Parts Unknown.  

Ah, smell it, warriors. Do you, Hulk Hogan, look for a place to hide?  

Or do you, Hulk Hogan, face the challenge that may be more powerful than EVEN YOU ARE, HULK HOGAN!

You, Hulk Hogan, must self-destruct so that you will know, Hulk Hogan, who is...The Chose One. FOR HULK HOGAN, I am not the Chosen One...that you speak of.  

I am not. I, Hulk Hogan, am...the only...one...

[Royalty]

I hope he only had to do that once! 😄

[Rambone]

[Henda]

Not sure an obese darkie doing that would quite have the same impart as the warrior haha

[Kwon]

Not sure an obese darkie doing that would quite have the same impart as the warrior haha

We'd love to see him do it though!