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Title: I went out on the town deploying my 17,5" guns and got myself a fine thai babe
Post by: anabolichalo on September 13, 2014, 01:37:30 AM
I had to snatch her away from really old geezer but it was like taking candy from a baby, he left really upset from the club and i was laughing really hard at him


I didnt really spend much time before telling the chick i wanna take her home and make love to her. Some initial resistance was not hard to remove


Once at home she seems pretty determined not to have sex


But I just strip down to my boxers and she blown away by my physique

still she dont want sex


she fully dressed on the bed but thats ok, i am putting her on her back with legs open grinding my cock against her pussy area, she pretends to resist untill she  gives in soon after and lets me pull of her trowsers and panties


some final barriers where she mentions condoms, i simply ignore them and plug it in raw no pulling out

she wakes me up several times in the night pulling and sucking my cock, begging for more and i give it to her because that's what my hero ronnie would do as well
Title: Re: I went out on the town deploying my 17,5" guns and got myself a fine thai babe
Post by: calfzilla on September 13, 2014, 01:49:58 AM
I had to snatch her away from really old geezer but it was like taking candy from a baby, he left really upset from the club and i was laughing really hard at him


I didnt really spend much time before telling the chick i wanna take her home and make love to her. Some initial resistance was not hard to remove


Once at home she seems pretty determined not to have sex


But I just strip down to my boxers and she blown away by my physique

still she dont want sex


she fully dressed on the bed but thats ok, i am putting her on her back with legs open grinding my cock against her pussy area, she pretends to resist untill she  gives in soon after and lets me pull of her trowsers and panties


some final barriers where she mentions condoms, i simply ignore them and plug it in raw no pulling out

she wakes me up several times in the night pulling and sucking my cock, begging for more and i give it to her because that's what my hero ronnie would do as well

Why would a chick to home with a guy she just met and not want to have sex. Weird.
Title: Re: I went out on the town deploying my 17,5" guns and got myself a fine thai babe
Post by: anabolichalo on September 13, 2014, 01:52:41 AM
Why would a chick to home with a guy she just met and not want to have sex. Weird.
i dont know

thai women are fucking weird

and i didnt understand half of what she said the entire time


she was on holiday here for 2 weeks or something she said
Title: Re: I went out on the town deploying my 17,5" guns and got myself a fine thai babe
Post by: anabolichalo on September 13, 2014, 01:54:03 AM
she also didnt take her top off the entire night


pretty weird
Title: Re: I went out on the town deploying my 17,5" guns and got myself a fine thai babe
Post by: bigmc on September 13, 2014, 01:57:47 AM
lady boy bro
Title: Re: I went out on the town deploying my 17,5" guns and got myself a fine thai babe
Post by: anabolichalo on September 13, 2014, 01:59:30 AM
lady boy bro
dont think so

high bf%, very short height, very round low hairline, tiny hands and feet, lacking balls and cock
Title: Re: I went out on the town deploying my 17,5" guns and got myself a fine thai babe
Post by: anabolichalo on September 13, 2014, 02:00:48 AM
also didnt enjoy the occasional wrong hole slipup
Title: Re: I went out on the town deploying my 17,5" guns and got myself a fine thai babe
Post by: bigmc on September 13, 2014, 03:46:22 AM
dont think so

high bf%, very short height, very round low hairline, tiny hands and feet, lacking balls and cock

im wondering if she kept her top on

due to hairy man chest
Title: Re: I went out on the town deploying my 17,5" guns and got myself a fine thai babe
Post by: _aj_ on September 13, 2014, 05:16:31 AM
I give this story a Gal-rating of 4/10 and only that high because you mentioned your arm size in passing. Frankly, this story is disproving your "women like muscles" theory.

Here on getbig, "truth" is overrated. You should have told us that she was going bananas over your physique; licking and moaning. If I want to hear about women dismissing a good physique, I have real life for that  :-\
Title: Re: I went out on the town deploying my 17,5" guns and got myself a fine thai babe
Post by: Frank Clairmonte on September 13, 2014, 06:05:50 AM
looks pretty depressed, what did you put in her drink? ;D
Title: Re: I went out on the town deploying my 17,5" guns and got myself a fine thai babe
Post by: anabolichalo on September 13, 2014, 06:28:29 AM
looks pretty depressed, what did you put in her drink? ;D
lol
Title: Re: I went out on the town deploying my 17,5" guns and got myself a fine thai babe
Post by: Simple Simon on September 13, 2014, 06:42:34 AM
i dont know

thai women are fucking weird

and i didnt understand half of what she said the entire time


she was on holiday here for 2 weeks or something she said
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Title: Re: I went out on the town deploying my 17,5" guns and got myself a fine thai babe
Post by: anabolichalo on September 13, 2014, 06:44:21 AM
i rate her pussy pretty low tho 6/10 on baby mama gold standard
Title: Re: I went out on the town deploying my 17,5" guns and got myself a fine thai babe
Post by: Teutonic Knight on September 13, 2014, 03:13:21 PM
dont think so

high bf%, very short height, very round low hairline, tiny hands and feet, lacking balls and cock

Post op 1  ;D
Title: Re: I went out on the town deploying my 17,5" guns and got myself a fine thai babe
Post by: anabolichalo on September 13, 2014, 03:14:49 PM
Post op 1  ;D
the pussy did feel pretty weird and shit  ??? but it was really really wet, i assume post op trannies have dry pussy ???


but since

hairline
height
hand and feet size
voice

i think it's a real female
Title: Re: I went out on the town deploying my 17,5" guns and got myself a fine thai babe
Post by: denarii on September 13, 2014, 03:18:43 PM
she looks dead inside so id say its a female villager who hates her job, not some outrageous tranny who has been playing chalo.
Title: Re: I went out on the town deploying my 17,5" guns and got myself a fine thai babe
Post by: anabolichalo on September 13, 2014, 03:22:08 PM
she looks dead inside so id say its a female villager who hates her job, not some outrageous tranny who has been playing chalo.
this reminds me i am starting to work again next week

oh god no

 :-X :-X
Title: Re: I went out on the town deploying my 17,5" guns and got myself a fine thai babe
Post by: Teutonic Knight on September 13, 2014, 03:30:49 PM
the pussy did feel pretty weird and shit  ??? but it was really really wet, i assume post op trannies have dry pussy ???


but since

hairline
height
hand and feet size
voice

i think it's a real female

Far below GB 10* standard , definitely not a "fine" Siam pussy

Adams apple can tell U all  :D
Title: Re: I went out on the town deploying my 17,5" guns and got myself a fine thai babe
Post by: BigCyp on September 15, 2014, 03:46:46 AM
Why would a chick to home with a guy she just met and not want to have sex. Weird.

From the looks of the pic, it's because she has Downs Syndrome.
Title: Re: I went out on the town deploying my 17,5" guns and got myself a fine thai babe
Post by: _aj_ on September 15, 2014, 05:53:24 AM
From the looks of the pic, it's because she has Downs Syndrome.

LOL. Again, this story depresses me and def does not psych me up for big arms.
Title: Re: I went out on the town deploying my 17,5" guns and got myself a fine thai babe
Post by: Grape Ape on September 15, 2014, 06:43:28 AM
LOL. Again, this story depresses me and def does not psych me up for big arms.

I'm actually stopping all arm training because of this thread.

The rewards are not worth the effort.
Title: Re: I went out on the town deploying my 17,5" guns and got myself a fine thai babe
Post by: anabolichalo on September 15, 2014, 06:45:15 AM
From the looks of the pic, it's because she has Downs Syndrome.
her face is very aesthetic

body very shit


hair line excellent

hair thickness questionable, maybe hard to compare afro hair to smooth hair ???
Title: Re: I went out on the town deploying my 17,5" guns and got myself a fine thai babe
Post by: anabolichalo on September 15, 2014, 06:50:20 AM
there was a young white girl who eyed me up and down at the start, she looked fresh and had that trashy rihanna hair thing going (buzzed on the side n shit)

was really exicted about gettin her

but then this thai whore threw herself at me


and this old guy with her started getting defensive so my competitive instincts kicked in


fuck


this happens to me often, catch a mire from fresh white babe and something happens to jinx me


one time i was getting all the mires within minutes of entering the club

then baby mama call me, she was drunk and thinking of me


and then after all the mirin was terminated for a cosmic reason lighning of the stars and the universe


god mocking me


but soon it will be mine time to mock

once that tape measure reads 18"

Title: Re: I went out on the town deploying my 17,5" guns and got myself a fine thai babe
Post by: anabolichalo on September 15, 2014, 07:18:01 AM
guys i am sick


throat hurts

snot in my nose


i have not been sick for years


i hope she didnt give me the virus


Title: Re: I went out on the town deploying my 17,5" guns and got myself a fine thai babe
Post by: pedro01 on September 15, 2014, 08:13:36 AM
Why would a chick to home with a guy she just met and not want to have sex. Weird.

He is the white knight that took her out of the bars and sponsored her whilst sorting out her visa to come and live with him in Germany.

Now she's in Deutschland, she is living with that guy and now looking for another guy more her age so she can leave the old fart that paid for her trip/visa.

When she gets with the new younger guy, she'll still have her eye out for a wealthier model.

Chances are she has a kid and/or husband back in Nakhorn Nowhere.

Thai women and partners are like monkeys swinging through vines. They never let go of the old one until they have a firm grip on the new one.
Title: Re: I went out on the town deploying my 17,5" guns and got myself a fine thai babe
Post by: pedro01 on September 15, 2014, 08:15:32 AM
im wondering if she kept her top on

due to hairy man chest

Naaa - even fellas in Thailand don't have hairy chests.

She will give up the pussy on if it is in her financial interests.

She must have found 5 Euros down the back of the sofa
Title: Re: I went out on the town deploying my 17,5" guns and got myself a fine thai babe
Post by: pedro01 on September 15, 2014, 08:20:03 AM
guys i am sick


throat hurts

snot in my nose


i have not been sick for years


i hope she didnt give me the virus




On a serious note, it's probably just a cold.

But keep an eye on your eyes - there's a case of virulent pink eye going around the bars right now - it happens now & again. 

Sort of reminds you how many people you are sharing fluids with.
Title: Re: I went out on the town deploying my 17,5" guns and got myself a fine thai babe
Post by: anabolichalo on September 15, 2014, 08:21:41 AM
On a serious note, it's probably just a cold.

But keep an eye on your eyes - there's a case of virulent pink eye going around the bars right now - it happens now & again. 

Sort of reminds you how many people you are sharing fluids with.
nasty whore she was drinking beer and kissing me and letting the beer flow from her mouth to mine

 :-X
Title: Re: I went out on the town deploying my 17,5" guns and got myself a fine thai babe
Post by: pedro01 on September 15, 2014, 08:25:26 AM
nasty whore she was drinking beer and kissing me and letting the beer flow from her mouth to mine

 :-X

PMSL...

Hope your Hep B jabs are up to date...
Title: Re: I went out on the town deploying my 17,5" guns and got myself a fine thai babe
Post by: calfzilla on September 15, 2014, 08:47:40 AM
Halo how is your dad?  Any updates on him?
Title: Re: I went out on the town deploying my 17,5" guns and got myself a fine thai babe
Post by: calfzilla on September 18, 2014, 05:59:28 PM
Another borderline rape, just like the white girl last year  :D     :-X
Title: Re: I went out on the town deploying my 17,5" guns and got myself a fine thai babe
Post by: anabolichalo on September 18, 2014, 06:08:31 PM
Another borderline rape, just like the white girl last year  :D     :-X

it's just a game

girls resist a little because

A: if you are a pussy who just agrees to a little resistance then they dont want you

B: they get real turned on by a man having his way with her whether she like it or not



the fact that she couldnt get enough for the rest of the night and kept blowing me while i was sleeping is evidence


Title: Re: I went out on the town deploying my 17,5" guns and got myself a fine thai babe
Post by: calfzilla on September 18, 2014, 07:46:32 PM
I know halo, you're alpha, not a beta like this guy.

Title: Re: I went out on the town deploying my 17,5" guns and got myself a fine thai babe
Post by: pedro01 on September 18, 2014, 09:19:12 PM
it's just a game


+1

It is what we refer to in the UK as "The Knobstacle Course"
Title: Re: I went out on the town deploying my 17,5" guns and got myself a fine thai babe
Post by: anabolichalo on September 19, 2014, 04:17:12 AM
I know halo, you're alpha, not a beta like this guy.


LOL

women probably enjoy sex most when drunk


everything spinning


they probably have less inhibitions etc
Title: Re: I went out on the town deploying my 17,5" guns and got myself a fine thai babe
Post by: SuperTed on September 19, 2014, 04:21:30 AM
I know halo, you're alpha, not a beta like this guy.


Bet that dude has actually fucked plenty of drunk chicks. :D
Title: Re: I went out on the town deploying my 17,5" guns and got myself a fine thai babe
Post by: pedro01 on September 19, 2014, 07:07:45 AM
Has your cock turned blue and dropped off yet?
Title: Re: I went out on the town deploying my 17,5" guns and got myself a fine thai babe
Post by: anabolichalo on September 19, 2014, 07:09:41 AM
nope

my cock hurt peeing for a few days after that white girl

because she was real dry
Title: Re: I went out on the town deploying my 17,5" guns and got myself a fine thai babe
Post by: pedro01 on September 19, 2014, 07:18:53 AM
nope

my cock hurt peeing for a few days after that white girl

because she was real dry

PMSL....

I remember way back, just after my first marriage went tits up. I was 35, full of gear and living in a small apartment in Bangkok. I had one hooker that used to come round on a Wednesday and give me freebies 'cause it was her day off and another that used to come round on Friday for the weekend.

After one weekend it hurt to pee. Of course, I now have to tell these 2 girls I've probably given one of them a dose. So off to the doctors - had a look, took some swabs - nothing. Went for blood tests - nothing. Then had to go to the urologist - nothing. This doctor was scratching his head - he said "tell me about the days before this started".

So I'm like "well this chick came round on Wednesday, so you know a few times Wednesday night, Thursday morning, Thursday lunch. Then Friday the other girl came, so you know Friday, Saturday 3 or 4 time, Sunday 3 or 4 times".

This doctor just looked at me and said "you do know you aren't 18 any more, right?"

Apparently - you can get dick strain.

Fuck me if that wasn't the proudest damn moment of my entire life.
Title: Re: I went out on the town deploying my 17,5" guns and got myself a fine thai babe
Post by: anabolichalo on September 19, 2014, 07:27:05 AM
lol

she was real dry and not really into it

when i was done

she said


was that really necessary  ???
Title: Re: I went out on the town deploying my 17,5" guns and got myself a fine thai babe
Post by: anabolichalo on September 19, 2014, 08:33:09 AM
Now we know why baby mama left (and not just because her family didn't like you).
several reasons

but most importantly

i told her i would never marry without making sure she cant get nothing if we divorce (prenup in usa, different way here)
Title: Re: I went out on the town deploying my 17,5" guns and got myself a fine thai babe
Post by: Teutonic Knight on September 19, 2014, 02:15:33 PM
several reasons

but most importantly

i told her i would never marry without making sure she cant get nothing if we divorce (prenup in usa, different way here)

Only marry wealthier than U  ;)
Title: Re: I went out on the town deploying my 17,5" guns and got myself a fine thai babe
Post by: anabolichalo on September 19, 2014, 02:16:44 PM
Only marry wealthier than U  ;)

yes thats what my first boss at funeral home said

he said he advise me to look for rich woman and ditch the negro woman


if only i listen to this homo (yes he was a homo) (who marry richer homo than him)