I've been looking for a reason to hang out with family on weekend nights, and it hit me. The only time you leave your subsidized apartment in Compton is when your cousin lets you tag along out of pity. So I figure you're the expert on being the third wheel, what with your lazy eye and all. Care to give me advice? Should I be buying rounds of drinks for everyone at the bar looking for friends like you do? I don't think I can deal with drinking half piss/half beer or Zima like you're probably familiar with. It's going to be tough, though. I just can't replicate that look of autism on my face like you. Any advice?
This is definitely a topic worthy of this board. Think of it as a thread on what not to do when you go out on the weekends.
