I went out on the town deploying my 17,5" guns and got myself a fine thai babe

[pedro01]

im wondering if she kept her top on

due to hairy man chest

Naaa - even fellas in Thailand don't have hairy chests.

She will give up the pussy on if it is in her financial interests.

She must have found 5 Euros down the back of the sofa

[pedro01]

guys i am sick


throat hurts

snot in my nose


i have not been sick for years


i hope she didnt give me the virus

On a serious note, it's probably just a cold.

But keep an eye on your eyes - there's a case of virulent pink eye going around the bars right now - it happens now & again. 

Sort of reminds you how many people you are sharing fluids with.

[anabolichalo]

On a serious note, it's probably just a cold.

But keep an eye on your eyes - there's a case of virulent pink eye going around the bars right now - it happens now & again. 

Sort of reminds you how many people you are sharing fluids with.

nasty whore she was drinking beer and kissing me and letting the beer flow from her mouth to mine

 

[pedro01]

nasty whore she was drinking beer and kissing me and letting the beer flow from her mouth to mine

 

PMSL...

Hope your Hep B jabs are up to date...

[calfzilla]

Halo how is your dad?  Any updates on him?

[calfzilla]

Another borderline rape, just like the white girl last year       

[anabolichalo]

Another borderline rape, just like the white girl last year       

it's just a game

girls resist a little because

A: if you are a pussy who just agrees to a little resistance then they dont want you

B: they get real turned on by a man having his way with her whether she like it or not



the fact that she couldnt get enough for the rest of the night and kept blowing me while i was sleeping is evidence

[calfzilla]

I know halo, you're alpha, not a beta like this guy.

[pedro01]

it's just a game

+1

It is what we refer to in the UK as "The Knobstacle Course"

[anabolichalo]

I know halo, you're alpha, not a beta like this guy.

LOL

women probably enjoy sex most when drunk


everything spinning


they probably have less inhibitions etc

[SuperTed]

I know halo, you're alpha, not a beta like this guy.

Bet that dude has actually fucked plenty of drunk chicks.

[pedro01]

Has your cock turned blue and dropped off yet?

[anabolichalo]

nope

my cock hurt peeing for a few days after that white girl

because she was real dry

[pedro01]

nope

my cock hurt peeing for a few days after that white girl

because she was real dry

PMSL....

I remember way back, just after my first marriage went tits up. I was 35, full of gear and living in a small apartment in Bangkok. I had one hooker that used to come round on a Wednesday and give me freebies 'cause it was her day off and another that used to come round on Friday for the weekend.

After one weekend it hurt to pee. Of course, I now have to tell these 2 girls I've probably given one of them a dose. So off to the doctors - had a look, took some swabs - nothing. Went for blood tests - nothing. Then had to go to the urologist - nothing. This doctor was scratching his head - he said "tell me about the days before this started".

So I'm like "well this chick came round on Wednesday, so you know a few times Wednesday night, Thursday morning, Thursday lunch. Then Friday the other girl came, so you know Friday, Saturday 3 or 4 time, Sunday 3 or 4 times".

This doctor just looked at me and said "you do know you aren't 18 any more, right?"

Apparently - you can get dick strain.

Fuck me if that wasn't the proudest damn moment of my entire life.

[anabolichalo]

lol

she was real dry and not really into it

when i was done

she said


was that really necessary 

[anabolichalo]

Now we know why baby mama left (and not just because her family didn't like you).

several reasons

but most importantly

i told her i would never marry without making sure she cant get nothing if we divorce (prenup in usa, different way here)

[Teutonic Knight]

several reasons

but most importantly

i told her i would never marry without making sure she cant get nothing if we divorce (prenup in usa, different way here)

Only marry wealthier than U 

[anabolichalo]

Only marry wealthier than U 

yes thats what my first boss at funeral home said

he said he advise me to look for rich woman and ditch the negro woman


if only i listen to this homo (yes he was a homo) (who marry richer homo than him)