Author Topic: I'll tell you what was funny... (Read 2058 times)

Diesel1 · « **on:** October 17, 2006, 09:03:21 AM »

When Beavis and Butt-head decided that the best way to 'score some chicks' would be to grow beards because it make more manly.

Unable to grow their own beards they cut their hair and glue it to their faces. Later we see them at the mall looking smooth sporting their new beards, hitting on the babes.

All of which begs the question... do beards look cool?

Nordic Superman · « **Reply #1 on:** October 17, 2006, 09:08:44 AM »

Stubble looks cool, beards do not...

Diesel1 · « **Reply #2 on:** October 17, 2006, 09:32:59 AM »

I don't know, Mellbergs beard looks pretty cool plus he's a hard bastard

A beard wouldn't suit me although 3 or 4 days growth looks pretty cool

Deedee · « **Reply #3 on:** October 17, 2006, 09:40:22 AM »

Love them. Truth be told, they feel nice.

Plus, they work especially well for French intellectuals, British authors of a certain age, and men with very weak chins. Also, they should be slightly salt-and-peppered if possible and well-groomed. Nothing worse than lunch beard

Nordic Superman · « **Reply #4 on:** October 17, 2006, 10:00:34 AM »

Mellbergs looks cool cause he has light coloured hair and is an handsome nordic fella...

Stubble is the only type of facial hair that suites men with dark hair.

Your MAAAAaaaa · « **Reply #5 on:** October 17, 2006, 10:17:03 AM »

Thats a muthafucking beard

ta ta

Diesel1 · « **Reply #6 on:** October 17, 2006, 10:18:32 AM »

Quote from: Deedee on October 17, 2006, 09:40:22 AM

Love them. Truth be told, they feel nice.

Plus, they work especially well for French intellectuals, British authors of a certain age, and men with very weak chins. Also, they should be slightly salt-and-peppered if possible and well-groomed. Nothing worse than lunch beard

I've heard very few women say that before... infact none at all personally, especially not my better half lol

Butterbean · « **Reply #7 on:** October 17, 2006, 10:21:31 AM »

Quote from: Deedee on October 17, 2006, 09:40:22 AM

Love them. Truth be told, they feel nice.

Plus, they work especially well for French intellectuals, British authors of a certain age, and men with very weak chins. Also, they should be slightly salt-and-peppered if possible and well-groomed. Nothing worse than lunch beard

I like them too...well groomed. One thing I don't care for is a beard w/no mustache. I guess I just don't get it....they remind me of Judge Bork or C. Koop.

DeeDee, what's a lunch beard? Has food in it?

Butterbean · « **Reply #8 on:** October 17, 2006, 10:22:22 AM »

This beard is nice

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Deedee · « **Reply #9 on:** October 17, 2006, 10:26:41 AM »

Quote from: Diesel1 on October 17, 2006, 10:18:32 AM

I've heard very few women say that before... infact none at all personally, especially not my better half lol

Well, now you know two, STella and me.

I think it depends what part of the world you come from. Plus, just look at Melberg!!! Need I say more. Also, there are some men who just should not walk this world without one. Here's my case in point. Could you imagine him clean-shaven?

Deedee · « **Reply #10 on:** October 17, 2006, 10:29:35 AM »

Quote from: STella on October 17, 2006, 10:21:31 AM

DeeDee, what's a lunch beard? Has food in it?

Lol, yes. Ever watch someone sucking soap from their moustache...

Okay, I'll stop now.

And I agree with you about the beard sans moustache. That has to be the worst look ever.

Butterbean · « **Reply #11 on:** October 17, 2006, 10:36:11 AM »

Quote from: Deedee on October 17, 2006, 10:29:35 AM

Lol, yes. Ever watch someone sucking soap from their moustache... Okay, I'll stop now.

And I agree with you about the beard sans moustache. That has to be the worst look ever.

How about that "new look" ....like a circle of hair on the chin (short or long) and no mustache

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(my workout partner's brother had one and it was REALLY long... gave us the heebie jeebies)

Clubber Lang · « **Reply #12 on:** October 17, 2006, 10:38:35 AM »

are we talking goatboy-marriage-of-convenience-beard or like facial hair?

Deedee · « **Reply #13 on:** October 17, 2006, 10:41:03 AM »

Quote from: Clubber Lang on October 17, 2006, 10:38:35 AM

are we talking goatboy-marriage-of-convenience-beard or like facial hair?

Hairy beards...

Diesel1 · « **Reply #14 on:** October 17, 2006, 10:42:51 AM »

Quote from: STella on October 17, 2006, 10:36:11 AM

How about that "new look" ....like a circle of hair on the chin (short or long) and no mustache :

(my workout partner's brother had one and it was REALLY long... gave us the heebie jeebies)

He probably thought that he looked really cool with it too lol

Deedee · « **Reply #15 on:** October 17, 2006, 10:45:30 AM »

Quote from: STella on October 17, 2006, 10:36:11 AM

How about that "new look" ....like a circle of hair on the chin (short or long) and no mustache :

(my workout partner's brother had one and it was REALLY long... gave us the heebie jeebies)

I did some work with someone who had one for a few weeks. I couldn't rip my eyes away from it, especially when he was speaking and it would move up and down. If I was faced with forced marriage, but it came with the choice of either one of those or a mullet-head, I would go with the mullet, hands down.