The point is, ladies and gentleman, that Quaaloods, for lack of a better word, is good.
Quaaloods is right, Quaaloods works.
Quaaloods clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit.
Quaaloods, in all of its forms; Quaaloods for life, for money, for love, knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And Quaaloods, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA.
Thank you very much.