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Hankins vs Josh - MMA - Vegas, NV
« on: May 06, 2024, 12:54:42 PM »
Hankins are you taking him up on this? 


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Re: Hankins vs Josh - MMA - Vegas, NV
« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2024, 12:58:55 PM »
How can you not like Josh? The guy is 100% legit. And no, SC, Hanky won't show up, lol

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Re: Hankins vs Josh - MMA - Vegas, NV
« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2024, 01:08:33 PM »
The shit just got real !!! 

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Re: Hankins vs Josh - MMA - Vegas, NV
« Reply #3 on: May 06, 2024, 01:44:42 PM »
Come on Brian, lets see what you are made of




Forget it, we know exactly what you are made of...

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Re: Hankins vs Josh - MMA - Vegas, NV
« Reply #4 on: May 06, 2024, 01:55:24 PM »
hankins incoming
I have a crohns flare up
My pec hasnt healed
I hurt my (insert body part here). -----------------
Im not going to Vegas anymore
Etc, Etc, Etc.......

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Re: Hankins vs Josh - MMA - Vegas, NV
« Reply #5 on: May 06, 2024, 01:56:56 PM »
This has to happen!

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Re: Hankins vs Josh - MMA - Vegas, NV
« Reply #6 on: May 06, 2024, 02:00:35 PM »
SHOTS FIRED. This is the getbig feud of the decade. I will be in attendance.

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Re: Hankins vs Josh - MMA - Vegas, NV
« Reply #7 on: May 06, 2024, 02:01:20 PM »
Hey Josh, tell Brian you identify as a woman he will turn up for that.

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Re: Hankins vs Josh - MMA - Vegas, NV
« Reply #8 on: May 06, 2024, 02:03:42 PM »
That’s one of Josh’s best videos. Some say Bhank is the the worst tough guy ever and this would solidify that argument if he doesn’t show up.
A much older and inexperienced fighter is offering him a challenge. Not his dream to wrestle a young man though.

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Re: Hankins vs Josh - MMA - Vegas, NV
« Reply #9 on: May 06, 2024, 02:08:25 PM »
Josh set it up, but bhank is a panty-wearing coward. Excuses to follow.

Hey Josh, tell Brian you identify as a woman he will turn up for that.

Hahaha!

hankins incoming
I have a crohns flare up
My pec hasnt healed
I hurt my (insert body part here). -----------------
Im not going to Vegas anymore
Etc, Etc, Etc.......

"He didn't really set up the fight"
"I'm not going to waste my time beating a 60 year old man"
"I can't play with MMA rules because I will murderkilldeath him"
"My probation parole officer will not allow it"

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Re: Hankins vs Josh - MMA - Vegas, NV
« Reply #10 on: May 06, 2024, 02:11:54 PM »
When in the history of the internet has this type of challenge materialised? I'm sure there have been a few occasions but mostly not.

You'd just need 2 guys willing to meet up, like in a week, and duke it out, no fucking waiting and stipulations and rules and all
that shit. Book an arena and sign waivers lol, none of that shit will ever happen in this case.

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Re: Hankins vs Josh - MMA - Vegas, NV
« Reply #11 on: May 06, 2024, 02:15:47 PM »
Maybe hanks is meeting with Coach so that Coach can get him into shape for this brawl.

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Re: Hankins vs Josh - MMA - Vegas, NV
« Reply #12 on: May 06, 2024, 02:22:05 PM »

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Re: Hankins vs Josh - MMA - Vegas, NV
« Reply #13 on: May 06, 2024, 02:31:12 PM »
Come on Brian, lets see what you are made of




Forget it, we know exactly what you are made of...
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Re: Hankins vs Josh - MMA - Vegas, NV
« Reply #14 on: May 06, 2024, 02:38:39 PM »
I remember one of Brock Lesnar's fights there was talk of him having had diverticulitis. During the fight it looked like he got punched in the gut and then went down grimacing and then the fight was over.

Hanky do you have concerns that Josh might target your midsection and trigger a Crohn's flare up during your fight in Vegas?

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Re: Hankins vs Josh - MMA - Vegas, NV
« Reply #15 on: May 06, 2024, 03:05:57 PM »
I remember one of Brock Lesnar's fights there was talk of him having had diverticulitis. During the fight it looked like he got punched in the gut and then went down grimacing and then the fight was over.

Hanky do you have concerns that Josh might target your midsection and trigger a Crohn's flare up during your fight in Vegas?
He wont have any trouble hitting him in the head, its a third of his body mass

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Re: Hankins vs Josh - MMA - Vegas, NV
« Reply #16 on: May 06, 2024, 03:15:58 PM »
Let the betting begin. Who ya got???????????????????????????????
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Re: Hankins vs Josh - MMA - Vegas, NV
« Reply #17 on: May 06, 2024, 03:29:54 PM »
When in the history of the internet has this type of challenge materialised? I'm sure there have been a few occasions but mostly not.

You'd just need 2 guys willing to meet up, like in a week, and duke it out, no fucking waiting and stipulations and rules and all
that shit. Book an arena and sign waivers lol, none of that shit will ever happen in this case.

Alex23 vs XFactor. (Alex23 chickened out)
Sev vs Okami (Sev chickened out)

OMR vs SMM (not only did SMM chicken out he threatened to sue Ron)

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Re: Hankins vs Josh - MMA - Vegas, NV
« Reply #18 on: May 06, 2024, 03:47:10 PM »
He wont have any trouble hitting him in the head, its a third of his body mass

OK, so that was the biggest legit LOL I've had on here today!!

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Re: Hankins vs Josh - MMA - Vegas, NV
« Reply #19 on: May 06, 2024, 04:19:04 PM »
YES FUCK YES GODAMMIT

I'll chip in money to see this happen.  We have a bunch of guys on here to "crowdfund" this.  You willing to "escrow" for this OMR?  Fight of the year.  Legit fucking hyped.  The getbig feud of the year has now gone from joswift vs. hankins to Josh vs. hankins.

Josh you have a legit chance of winning this.  Avoid the takedowns and just throw a whole bunch of punches.  Hankins cannot take a hit.  Christ you could hit him in the shoulder and active 27 of his injuries at once.

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Re: Hankins vs Josh - MMA - Vegas, NV
« Reply #20 on: May 06, 2024, 04:41:03 PM »
Bhanky has a 6-12 month recovery period from his Achilles tendon pec implant.

No way can he fight.

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Re: Hankins vs Josh - MMA - Vegas, NV
« Reply #21 on: May 07, 2024, 03:17:08 AM »
I cant support the slaughter of getbigger , I saw it in a dream last night, Josh accidently kills him . The last dream I had like this resulted in my friends mother hanging herself.

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Re: Hankins vs Josh - MMA - Vegas, NV
« Reply #22 on: May 07, 2024, 03:19:24 AM »
Josh be the bigger man and forgive him, you dont want his soul hanging around you, imagine how annoying that would be, but youre a man so the choice is yours but dont say I didnt warn you.

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Re: Hankins vs Josh - MMA - Vegas, NV
« Reply #23 on: May 07, 2024, 03:26:48 AM »
Hanky unusually quiet in a thread about him..

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Re: Hankins vs Josh - MMA - Vegas, NV
« Reply #24 on: May 07, 2024, 03:30:39 AM »
Bhanky has a 6-12 month recovery period from his Achilles tendon pec implant.

No way can he fight.

Of course he can - he once offered to fight three cops with one arm tied behind his back, remember..?  ;D
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