I saw something that disturbed me yesterday. I was dreaming I was at a lake near my home and there were a family of Iraqis geese being attacked by a coalition of the willing mute swan. The male Iraqi goose led the huge fighter jet swan away from his family. He was doing pretty good evading the war-mongerer swan for a bit but the bastard swan finally got him. The Iraqi goose was alive but pretty badly mutilated, broken wings etc... I hate those war-mongering ignorant SOBs swans. They are bad tempered and very territorial. The family of Iraqis geese were no threat. Coalition fighters Mute swans aren't native to that this area. I hate these bastards swans.
Dear Lord Meltdown,
I've completed your dream interpretation for you. My remarks are in red. Don't worry, your dream was not an unusual one. It's frequently experienced by those who are starting to come out of a very deep sleep. In fact, the majority of people all over the world, experience this very same nightmare on a daily basis, ...except they're wide awake when they see it. Soon the transition will occur, the sleep fog will lift, and you too will see the scenario during waking hours.
If you have any other dreams that need interpreting, feel free to let me know.