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Deedee · « **Reply #3850 on:** October 27, 2006, 09:51:31 AM »

Quote from: Migs on October 27, 2006, 09:46:16 AM

hence i made the point that i was making no comment. mybe i misread your original post

Yes, you did. But I'll explain it to you privately.

Deedee · « **Reply #3851 on:** October 27, 2006, 10:00:16 AM »

Quote from: Always Sore on October 27, 2006, 08:44:03 AM

LOL its been found out I live in a trailer park...

Joleen can't quit her job at the packing plant or the family never going to have meat to eat. Pop pop has been out on the disability for 5 years now after that brick fell on his head and with the new baby on the way they need to fix up the milk crate so the baby will have a place to sleep. Plus with the meth lab gone they don't have the extra income cept what jo bob steals...

Luckily cousin Sharlene, the whory one who lives in a real house at the end of the dirt road, has been earning extra cash "taking in boarders" and has been contributing a few bucks a week. Since Joleen doesn't make enough to get health insurance she's hobbling around on swollen feet and is constantly in a foul mood because she has to lay off the booze, since the last kid was born with fetal alcohol syndrome. His name is Cletis, but everyone just calls him "Tardo." But for the most part he's a quiet kid, and Momma usually just props him up against a wood board front of the TV when Nascar is on, (his favorite) and lets him rock and drool into a bucket.

Migs · « **Reply #3852 on:** October 27, 2006, 10:04:15 AM »

you're scaring me

Deedee · « **Reply #3853 on:** October 27, 2006, 10:32:48 AM »

Quote from: Migs on October 27, 2006, 10:04:15 AM

you're scaring me

I'm totally amusing myself...

Migs · « **Reply #3854 on:** October 27, 2006, 10:34:55 AM »

as long as you are happy my dear. Although i live in the city there are the few redneck, hick, back asswards people that pop up every once ina while. you look at them and just ask yourself "why?"

Deedee · « **Reply #3855 on:** October 27, 2006, 11:08:20 AM »

Yes, occasionally you run into the odd mulatinous individual. I always liked the car seat couch on the porch thing where everyone hangs and drinks beer, and smokes cigarettes.

Migs · « **Reply #3856 on:** October 27, 2006, 11:11:53 AM »

i also like the fridge in the front yard, the tire mailbox and the car on cinder blocks. then there is always the bloodhound with the bloodshot eyes

Deedee · « **Reply #3857 on:** October 27, 2006, 11:40:50 AM »

Lol, yes, and the Uncle who lives in a room in the shed and no one ever sees him, except Momma who brings him trays of kraft dinner and canned soup.

wishtobbigger · « **Reply #3858 on:** October 27, 2006, 01:40:06 PM »

Quote from: Migs on October 26, 2006, 08:16:57 AM

guns are only allowed if the intended use is to kill. We don't admire gun collectors that don't actually use the guns. Also if you are to kill anyone, you must first kill people on the BKS list, then you may kill on your list. PS. Any women that are in the BKS sisterhood, I.e Deedee (the muse) Judi ( Princess caramel) and Mish ( Smurfette) are ALL OFF LIMITS, lol. What I'm Spanish i have a long history of claiming shit. Of course What AS said holds true, you must post and entertain us and bring value to the board.

Thanks,
HR Team

i don't own any guns per say but i have access to the worlds dealiest arsenal(50. cal sniper rifle, 40mm grenade machine gun and a 240. machine gun to name the least does that count?(p.s i also have partial residency in a trailer park) and i get paid to kill though not usaually with a gun it is usually with bombs and stuff is that cool?

Always Sore · « **Reply #3859 on:** October 27, 2006, 02:30:46 PM »

Quote from: Deedee on October 27, 2006, 10:00:16 AM

Luckily cousin Sharlene, the whory one who lives in a real house at the end of the dirt road, has been earning extra cash "taking in boarders" and has been contributing a few bucks a week. Since Joleen doesn't make enough to get health insurance she's hobbling around on swollen feet and is constantly in a foul mood because she has to lay off the booze, since the last kid was born with fetal alcohol syndrome. His name is Cletis, but everyone just calls him "Tardo." But for the most part he's a quiet kid, and Momma usually just props him up against a wood board front of the TV when Nascar is on, (his favorite) and lets him rock and drool into a bucket.

Funny I heard aunt Lola, you know the one with only one ear cause she got the other bit off in that bar fight back in 93, was still mad at cousin Sharlene because one of the "borders" she took in was one of them colored types, and you know how she feels about them. Well Good thing Jo Bob "found" that truck full of marlboros out by the airport since now we should get the eltricity back on soon and maybe get the Dale Jr tattoo of Jolenes colored in like she always wanted...

Always Sore · « **Reply #3860 on:** October 27, 2006, 02:32:43 PM »

Quote from: wishtobbigger on October 27, 2006, 01:40:06 PM

i don't own any guns per say but i have access to the worlds dealiest arsenal(50. cal sniper rifle, 40mm grenade machine gun and a 240. machine gun to name the least does that count?(p.s i also have partial residency in a trailer park) and i get paid to kill though not usaually with a gun it is usually with bombs and stuff is that cool?

Actually you get paid to accomplish the mission killing is just a bonus...

If any of your toys falls off a truck and you need to a place to keep it the clubhouse has a hidden bookcase...

Oldschool Flip · « **Reply #3861 on:** October 27, 2006, 03:57:51 PM »

Quote from: Always Sore on October 27, 2006, 02:32:43 PM

Actually you get paid to accomplish the mission killing is just a bonus...

If any of your toys falls off a truck and you need to a place to keep it the clubhouse has a hidden bookcase...

Along with the other porn mags and videos that we keep away from the girls so Migs will still have their attention.

Migs · « **Reply #3862 on:** October 27, 2006, 09:29:08 PM »

I think OS's dues have just increased

Deedee · « **Reply #3863 on:** October 28, 2006, 01:09:23 PM »

Quote from: wishtobbigger on October 27, 2006, 01:40:06 PM

i don't own any guns per say but i have access to the worlds dealiest arsenal(50. cal sniper rifle, 40mm grenade machine gun and a 240. machine gun to name the least does that count?(p.s i also have partial residency in a trailer park) and i get paid to kill though not usaually with a gun it is usually with bombs and stuff is that cool?

So does that mean:

1. You're in the military?
2. An international assassin?
3. Just having fun Saturday night at the trailer park?

Migs · « **Reply #3864 on:** October 28, 2006, 01:36:36 PM »

oh a saturday post by Deedee!

Clubber Lang · « **Reply #3865 on:** October 29, 2006, 06:39:55 PM »

Quote from: Deedee on October 27, 2006, 10:00:16 AM

Luckily cousin Sharlene, the whory one who lives in a real house at the end of the dirt road, has been earning extra cash "taking in boarders" and has been contributing a few bucks a week. Since Joleen doesn't make enough to get health insurance she's hobbling around on swollen feet and is constantly in a foul mood because she has to lay off the booze, since the last kid was born with fetal alcohol syndrome. His name is Cletis, but everyone just calls him "Tardo." But for the most part he's a quiet kid, and Momma usually just props him up against a wood board front of the TV when Nascar is on, (his favorite) and lets him rock and drool into a bucket.

you had me at tardo