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Title: Jeff Long
Post by: BayGBM on August 30, 2009, 04:51:20 PM: Muscle cutie, Jeff Long, has gone the way of MuscleGallery.com :D

Is there a reason to do MG other than money? As near as I can tell, Gustavo Baddell is the only BB to have done MG and then gone on to do well in contests. http://www.musclegallery.com/jeff_long/index.html :-\
Title: Re: Jeff Long
Post by: Ex Coelis on August 30, 2009, 04:52:22 PM: Rodney St. Cloud has been on the Olympia stage and the Maury Pauvich show
Title: Re: Jeff Long
Post by: chaos on August 30, 2009, 04:52:27 PM: gayer than.........
Title: Re: Jeff Long
Post by: Sir Humphrey on August 30, 2009, 04:52:46 PM: Slurp! :P
Title: Re: Jeff Long
Post by: Sir Humphrey on August 30, 2009, 04:53:23 PM: :P

(http://www.musclegallery.com/jeff_long/images/jeff_03.jpg)
Title: Re: Jeff Long
Post by: MethodGNA on August 30, 2009, 04:54:32 PM: everything is relative...........bad thing for contest placings, good thing if he wanted to be whack-off material for Bay
Title: Re: Jeff Long
Post by: Mr Nobody on August 30, 2009, 04:55:53 PM: Brutal Stretch marks ;)
Title: Re: Jeff Long
Post by: johnnynoname on August 30, 2009, 05:14:58 PM: Quote from: Big Poppa J on August 30, 2009, 04:52:22 PM
Rodney St. Cloud has been on the Olympia stage and the Maury Pauvich show

no homo but it's ridiculous how big rodney's dick is.

I'm mean it's HUGE even when it lays between his huge thighs. Imagine how big it would be if......alright, I have to stop right ther cuz with every subsequent word I'm looking gayer and gayer.

I could literally feel my rectum dialate as I was typing
Title: Re: Jeff Long
Post by: Ex Coelis on August 30, 2009, 05:28:27 PM: Quote from: johnnynoname on August 30, 2009, 05:14:58 PM
no homo but it's ridiculous how big rodney's dick is.

I'm mean it's HUGE even when it lays between his huge thighs. Imagine how big it would be if......alright, I have to stop right ther cuz with every subsequent word I'm looking gayer and gayer.

I could literally feel my rectum dialate as I was typing

pure statement of fact
Title: Re: Jeff Long
Post by: io856 on August 30, 2009, 05:30:13 PM: Quote from: johnnynoname on August 30, 2009, 05:14:58 PM
no homo but it's ridiculous how big rodney's dick is.

I'm mean it's HUGE even when it lays between his huge thighs. Imagine how big it would be if......alright, I have to stop right ther cuz with every subsequent word I'm looking gayer and gayer.

I could literally feel my rectum dialate as I was typing
what... the... fuck :-X
Title: Re: Jeff Long
Post by: The.Giant on August 30, 2009, 05:30:45 PM: Quote from: johnnynoname on August 30, 2009, 05:14:58 PM
no homo but it's ridiculous how big rodney's dick is.

I'm mean it's HUGE even when it lays between his huge thighs. Imagine how big it would be if......alright, I have to stop right ther cuz with every subsequent word I'm looking gayer and gayer.

I could literally feel my rectum dialate as I was typing

what the fuck?
Title: Re: Jeff Long
Post by: just_a_pilgrim on August 30, 2009, 05:32:53 PM: Quote from: io856 on August 30, 2009, 05:30:13 PM
what... the... fuck :-X

He said no homo man it's all cool
Title: Re: Jeff Long
Post by: johnnynoname on August 30, 2009, 05:36:37 PM: Quote from: just_a_pilgrim on August 30, 2009, 05:32:53 PM
He said no homo man it's all cool

exactly

fact in this matter is that rodney is HUGE cockwise. I've seen the videos.
No homo
Title: Re: Jeff Long
Post by: MethodGNA on August 30, 2009, 05:41:41 PM: Quote from: johnnynoname on August 30, 2009, 05:36:37 PM
exactly

fact in this matter is that rodney is HUGE cockwise. I've seen the videos.
No homo

im gonna give it to you straight here, ........its starting to sound "moderately homo" ;) ;)
Title: Re: Jeff Long
Post by: timfogarty on August 30, 2009, 07:01:16 PM: Quote from: BayGBM on August 30, 2009, 04:51:20 PM
Is there a reason to do MG other than money? As near as I can tell, Gustavo Baddell is the only BB to have done MG and then gone on to do well in contests.

Silvio Samuel, Tarek Elsethouhi, Stan McQuay, Johnny Jackson, Eric Bui, Mark Alvisi, Darryl Gee...
Title: Re: Jeff Long
Post by: Blockhead on August 30, 2009, 07:06:09 PM: Quote from: johnnynoname on August 30, 2009, 05:36:37 PM
exactly

fact in this matter is that rodney is HUGE cockwise. I've seen the videos.
No homo

Dude, his cock isn't nearly as big as Tommy Lee's. You ever see his boat video with Pamela? His cock is ginormous!

No homo

- Block!
Title: Re: Jeff Long
Post by: johnnynoname on August 30, 2009, 08:04:10 PM: Quote from: TheBlockHead on August 30, 2009, 07:06:09 PM
Dude, his cock isn't nearly as big as Tommy Lee's. You ever see his boat video with Pamela? His cock is ginormous!

No homo

- Block!

true but tommy lee has a huge cock but also weighs as much as me
Rodney, however, weighs in somewhere of excess of like 250 and he is still huge.

OMG I just realized that i'm a schmoe for rodney st. cloud
(http://static.open.salon.com/files/home-alone1243399120.png)
Title: Re: Jeff Long
Post by: johnnynoname on August 30, 2009, 08:05:39 PM: Quote from: johnnynoname on August 30, 2009, 08:04:10 PM
true but tommy lee has a huge cock but also weighs as much as me
Rodney, however, weighs in somewhere of excess of like 250 and he is still huge.

OMG I just realized that i'm a schmoe for rodney st. cloud
(http://static.open.salon.com/files/home-alone1243399120.png)

and it is with this post, ~~ladies and~~ gentlemen that my life jumps the shark
Title: Re: Jeff Long
Post by: Blockhead on August 30, 2009, 08:07:44 PM: Can you post a picture of Rodney's huge cock? I would like to take a gander at it.

No homo

- Block!
Title: Re: Jeff Long
Post by: Croatch on August 30, 2009, 08:08:17 PM: Gotta love these guys with huge muscles, and a 2" package. Must be cool in the bedroom to unveil the squirrel balls.
Title: Re: Jeff Long
Post by: io856 on August 30, 2009, 08:10:20 PM: Quote from: Croatch on August 30, 2009, 08:08:17 PM
Gotta love these guys with huge muscles, and a 2" package. Must be cool in the bedroom to unveil the squirrel balls.
bro, we didn't get into bodybuilding because we had big dicks! ;D

+ compact package = less bulge on stage and less friction between the thighs :D
Title: Re: Jeff Long
Post by: johnnynoname on August 30, 2009, 08:10:49 PM: Quote from: TheBlockHead on August 30, 2009, 08:07:44 PM
Can you post a picture of Rodney's huge cock? I would like to take a gander at it.

No homo

- Block!

no pic but here is video evidence
http://tubegalore.com/cgi-bin/atx/out.cgi?s=100&c=1&l=sid:16;iid:1;gid:574185;kwid:5713;pos:8&u=/movies/57/574185/women-worship-a-male-strippers-big-cock/

EDIT: actually that link doesnt work
this one does
http://www.mofosex.com/videos/6844/Black-Sripper-at-Bachelorette-Party.html?utm_source=PBWebMedia&utm_medium=TubeTraffic
Title: Re: Jeff Long
Post by: chaos on August 30, 2009, 08:13:23 PM: Quote from: johnnynoname on August 30, 2009, 05:14:58 PM
no homo but it's ridiculous how big rodney's dick is.

I'm mean it's HUGE even when it lays between his huge thighs. Imagine how big it would be if......alright, I have to stop right ther cuz with every subsequent word I'm looking gayer and gayer.

I could literally feel my rectum dialate as I was typing

OUTED! OUTED!! OU-fucking-ted!!!

While prancing around the room with a semi
Title: Re: Jeff Long
Post by: Blockhead on August 30, 2009, 08:13:41 PM: Quote from: johnnynoname on August 30, 2009, 08:10:49 PM
no pic but here is video evidence
http://tubegalore.com/cgi-bin/atx/out.cgi?s=100&c=1&l=sid:16;iid:1;gid:574185;kwid:5713;pos:8&u=/movies/57/574185/women-worship-a-male-strippers-big-cock/

EDIT: actually that link doesnt work
this one does
http://www.mofosex.com/videos/6844/Black-Sripper-at-Bachelorette-Party.html?utm_source=PBWebMedia&utm_medium=TubeTraffic
Thanks, johnny!

I am now a schmoe for Rodney's huge cock!

No homo

-Block!
Title: Re: Jeff Long
Post by: io856 on August 30, 2009, 08:15:47 PM: Quote from: TheBlockHead on August 30, 2009, 08:13:41 PM
Thanks, johnny!

I am now a schmoe for Rodney's huge cock!

No homo

-Block!
...and a getbig meme was born
Title: Re: Jeff Long
Post by: johnnynoname on August 30, 2009, 08:17:04 PM: Quote from: chaos on August 30, 2009, 08:13:23 PM
OUTED! OUTED!! OU-fucking-ted!!!

While prancing around the room with a semi

how dare you- I'm as straight as Hugh Jackman
Title: Re: Jeff Long
Post by: chaos on August 30, 2009, 08:21:26 PM: Quote from: johnnynoname on August 30, 2009, 08:17:04 PM
how dare you- I'm as straight as Hugh Jackman wearing a tu-tu, on his knees in a truck stop bathroom with a "Free" sign taped above his gaping mouth.
Outed.
Title: Re: Jeff Long
Post by: io856 on August 30, 2009, 08:23:12 PM: Quote from: johnnynoname on August 30, 2009, 08:17:04 PM
how dare you- I'm as straight as Hugh Jackman
(http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/080613/Broadway-Tonys/Hugh-Jackman_l.jpg)
Title: Re: Jeff Long
Post by: johnnynoname on August 30, 2009, 08:24:01 PM: Quote from: chaos on August 30, 2009, 08:21:26 PM
Outed.

pw3nd ;D

Quote from: io856 on August 30, 2009, 08:23:12 PM
(http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/080613/Broadway-Tonys/Hugh-Jackman_l.jpg)

that's wolverine god dammit
Title: Re: Jeff Long
Post by: Special Ed on August 30, 2009, 11:09:32 PM: Funniest thread ever! Only wish my Blackberry could display the photos of Hot Rod's cock!

No homo!

Spec I Aled
Title: Re: Jeff Long
Post by: bigdumbbell on August 30, 2009, 11:22:37 PM: regarding rodney's tool:

thing is
when i saw it, not sure what i'd do;
either slice it and serve it on bread or
put it over my shoulder and burp it.
Title: Re: Jeff Long
Post by: needmoresize on August 30, 2009, 11:41:01 PM: Quote from: johnnynoname on August 30, 2009, 05:14:58 PM
no homo but it's ridiculous how big rodney's dick is.

I'm mean it's HUGE even when it lays between his huge thighs. Imagine how big it would be if......alright, I have to stop right ther cuz with every subsequent word I'm looking gayer and gayer.

I could literally feel my rectum dialate as I was typing

im glad you realized
Title: Re: Jeff Long
Post by: Croatch on August 31, 2009, 12:45:37 AM: Quote from: io856 on August 30, 2009, 08:10:20 PM
bro, we didn't get into bodybuilding because we had big dicks! ;D

+ compact package = less bulge on stage and less friction between the thighs :D
Never looked at it like that. Most women I've been with said the size doesn't really matter. :D
Title: Re: Jeff Long
Post by: Samourai Pizzacat on August 31, 2009, 01:01:45 AM: Quote from: Special Ed on August 30, 2009, 11:09:32 PM
Funniest thread ever! Only wish my Blackberry could display the photos of Hot Rod's cock!

No homo!

Spec I Aled

WTF???

Special Ed??

back from the dark abyss?
Title: Re: Jeff Long
Post by: bigdumbbell on August 31, 2009, 04:34:41 AM: Quote from: Sir Humphrey on August 30, 2009, 04:53:23 PM
:P

(http://www.musclegallery.com/jeff_long/images/jeff_03.jpg)
he looks great with clothes on, not sure why
Title: Re: Jeff Long
Post by: spinnis on August 31, 2009, 05:24:35 AM: Quote from: TheBlockHead on August 30, 2009, 07:06:09 PM
Dude, his cock isn't nearly as big as Tommy Lee's. You ever see his boat video with Pamela? His cock is ginormous!

No homo

- Block!

?? His cock didn't loke HUGE there? just a bit above average, I dont undersatand why people thought It looked so fucking big.. it didn't..
Title: Re: Jeff Long
Post by: io856 on August 31, 2009, 05:28:01 AM: it looks like he had penis extension surgery

see how his penis doesn't face slightly upwards... and how "loose" it is despite it being erect... classic ligamentolysis
Title: Re: Jeff Long
Post by: spinnis on August 31, 2009, 05:29:29 AM: Quote from: io856 on August 31, 2009, 05:28:01 AM
it looks like he had penis extension surgery

see how his penis doesn't face slightly upwards... and how "loose" it is despite it being erect... classic ligamentolysis

its called pooping a bit of viagra
Title: Re: Jeff Long
Post by: spinnis on August 31, 2009, 05:31:49 AM: LOL he needed a bodyguard when he showed of his dick haha.
Black sluts lol