so after all the recently fast increasing death pool of atheltes, it was time to have everything checked out, bc im a very intesnse natural lifter who eats big,i thought maybe the heart ventricular growth could happen to me too, and checking cholesterol levels etc is always good.
so since i was fasted anyway(bloodwork you must be fasted, take note, permafatties)and have slight flu and wanted to have something checked on shoulder anyway, i go the doctors ordination.
i go nicely dressed, none of the 80s style spageti wifebeater shirts(bc its too cold,not bc id be underdressed), and the full head of hair(further proof of my natural status,incase there was ever doubts) nicely geled down,italian style.
in the elevater, you know, i called the elevater, i didnt feel like walking the stairs, bc i destroyed my legs the other day in the gym, with supersets of squats,posing in mirror, rinse repeat.
so the eleveter arives and opens up, i notice theres already someone in there, then the sharp galeniko senses realize its female.and not fat at first sight(didnt spill out of elevatr),so could be hot.
before she can see me, i put on slight duckface, as if its the most normal thing in the world.first impression in everything.
the gentleman that i am, i make handsign to let her out instead of rushing into the cabin.
but she says, nono i must go higher up, i see that we both have to go on same floor.
she seems not unhappy about being alone with me in the elevtr cabin.
one minute later i realize shes my docs new nurse.she is stil behaving professionaly,atleast on the surface.
she asks me what id like to have checked-why i am there.
i think to myself"it would be nice if i could fuck you little bit and put a foot of yours in my mouth while doing so"(she wears skintight pants, very very good figure,not on par with mine,but very solid).
but yeah i say i want the heart monitored, xrayed, check if there left ventricle growth, full bloodwork and couple other things.
she says ok we start with the bloodpressure check, you know this round things that presses your arm together.a machine.
so i remove my jacket,and i put my forearm into the thing that presses the arm together,it barely fits.
she laughs and says nono the upper arm is supposed to go there.
my huge cannon guns just barely fit there,and the machine starts, it presses really tight, and my veins pop out like crazy.
i can see how she stares at my arms, but i cant yet tell is it shock, disbelief, arousal.
the result was 120-80 and pulse at rest 60bpm, see how that cardio pays off,fatties.
now on to the taking blood, and now i swear this is not exagerated. a phone call comes and she picks it up.im sitting few feet behind her, and shes with her back towards me and rolls her ass on her chair, and extremly spreads her unbelievable legs.not a bit, but almost does a spilt and i swear to the death of my mother shes rubbing her vagine on the chair.
her postion i cant call anything else but the spider stance,upper body layed forward, ass towards me, legs spreading.this goes on for 2minutes or so. this has made me an epic stiffie.
now she finished the call and turns around and says sorry this was imporatent call, we can now move on to the taking blood, she uses a strap to bind off the upper arm so the veins come out, i flex the guns a few times and the veins pop out anyway and she says now openly"i love it when the muscular guys come here,their veins show so easy"obviously shes talking not about the fatsobulkers, so keep that in mind.
and i reply to that"well and our kind isnt much afraid of needles either", this was a good ice breaker,i think.
btw keep in mind that the doc has told me i have to ask her if she got time to go through all the checks,bc shes "very busy today".he wanted me to make anothe rapointment, but she, without even asking, went through the very whole programme.took couple hours.but keep that in mind for later on.
after the bloodsucking, next was heart monitoring.and i may remove my clothes.haha,im hoping my stiffie dont go entirely away before im undressed.
but as i want to remove my pants she says,nono,just shirt and taking off shoes and socks will do.haha
i jumped the shark there a bit.
so i remove the shirt,making sure to suck the stomach in,and stand there in "relaxed" pose.
now shes speechless for a moment(maybe spontaneus climax-orgasm?)
she ask me to lay down, i do so, and see from angle of eyes how the abs still pop out even though im laying there, but its hard flexing them permenently, getting out of breath a bit.
as she puts the electrdes on my upper body, she touches my chest in disbelief and says"my god, this is all solid mucle"
i say "yeah,is that a problem?" she says nono biut she needs to find my ribs to put electrodes on.
so as we are through this,next step is xray.
while shes putting on the safety lead piece on me she touches me as if i was a 1billion dollar jewlery piece.
to make this short, the heart is fine, no increased size, no left ventrii blabla.she "formaly" asks me how old i am,eventhough she knows anyway she had my health insurance card,lol, i reply with question how old are YOU
shes 19 she said.instand stiffy again for me.
we discuss the bloodwork results.
here are the most important parameters, if some docs or anyone has questions about other parameters,ill ost them.anyway.
white blood cells 10.8 10^3/ul this means slightly elevated
red bloodcells on the lower side 4.6
glucose 4.9nmol/l this is perfect, so not on the way to melitus city(galeniko diet cant fail)
triglycerides 1.42nmol/l whats there to say, this is phenomenal reading.
cholesterol(chol) 6.7nmol/l well this is not so pleasant,but they said this can be daily volatilty, and bc i had eaten 6hrs before, usualy they ask you to not eat 12hrs out.ah yeah and arimidex could ahve something to do with this, a 100% or so.
now, kidney......
(urea) piss acid: 14.0 nmol/l this one i dont like at all.this was never so high in my life...
(crea) creatinine: 112 umol/l this is elevated but normal and has come down overal.the more muscle one carries the higher this will read, keep in mind permafatis,if this isnt elevated, you know what this says about your physique.
gout, this has come down i used to have severe issues with this
no protein traces in my pepee.this is good.
oh yeah liver values:
alp alcalic phosphatase(liver,bones etc) 47u/L this is on the lower end, very excellent reading
got(asat)liver : 37u/L this is within normal range this used to be 110! after oral cycle.
gpt(alat)liver: 33u/L this is good too.this used to be 230! after cycle of orals, pay attention dj181 you fucking retarded mongoloid
ok after this, she asked me if i want to have a smoke-ciggy with her on the roof of building, i said yeah, we got to know eachother really well and fast, talked interesting things, she told me where she works her second job i told her ill visit her there(bc its a social kinda place).
after this she asked me if i wanna go home or go with her where she buys her and docs lunch, i went with her, this was almost romantic haha.
this is a lovely girl, will def meet her, she followed me all the way to the elevater, where it all started.
so,there you go.
heart good shape,nothing grown.
lungs despite smoking, tip top shape(i dont suck the vapors down)
liver healthy,not enlarged.
kidneys....well.....do you want the 1:1 original quote? here : "this is exactly how you eventualy blow a kidney out, if you lucky 1 stay in shape,if not,need transplat" keep in mind when reading about megadoses, this is clean diet and hrt.never forget this.
i have old bloodwork sheets here and from what i see, it takes 3-4months off time to get them down to the highest acceptable level.
cholesterol is fine, esp considering the adex.
i hope the tren is best fools realize that tren is much harder on the cholesterol than test+adex.
cheers.would like to know what some docs say, i know what mine said.
remember,hrt.
