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Title: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered - Swoliosis
Post by: syntaxmachine on February 14, 2013, 11:48:52 PM
What Is It?

Swoliosis is the buildup of fluid called 'swole' in the tissues under your arm skin when something blocks its normal flow. This causes swelling.

Swole normally does an important job for your body. It carries foreign material and bacteria away from your arm tissues, and it circulates infection-fighting cells that are part of your immune system.

Swole flows slowly through the network of vessels called your swoliatic system. Swole flow stops at points along the way to be filtered through swole nodes. Swole nodes are small bean-shaped organs that are part of your immune system.

Swole is formed from the fluid that surrounds cells in the arms. It makes its way into very small swoliatic vessels. After traveling through these small vessels, swole drains into deeper, wider swole channels that run through the body. Eventually, swole fluid returns to the blood.

Swoliosis occurs when there is inadequate swole drainage from the body, usually from a blockage in a swole channel. Swoliatic fluid builds up underneath arm skin and causes swelling.

(http://s17.postimage.org/72s4coixr/cswolhugeness.jpg)
A patient from a recent study.

In most cases of swoliosis, the swoliatic system has been injured so that the flow of swole is blocked either temporarily or permanently. This is called secondary swoliosis. Two known causes exist:

1. Genetics at birth. Also known as congenital swoliosis. Risk is higher in male Caucasian newborns. Usually both arms are swollen.

2. Injecting huge amounts of oil into the arms such that their proven reserves rival that of the Ghanar Fields'; the injected oil itself swells in addition to blocking the flow of swole.

Symptoms

Swoliosis causes swelling with a feeling of heaviness, tightness or fullness in the arms. The arms take on a droopy, soft appearance and look unflexed no matter what:

(http://s9.postimage.org/fkopeh68v/676_A0533_2.jpg)

Additional symptoms may include:

-A dull ache in the affected arm(s)
-A feeling of tightness in the skin of the affected arm(s)
-Difficulty moving an arm or bending at a joint because of swelling and skin tightness
-In rare cases, swole may travel to the patient's brain, affecting their self-perception

(http://s3.postimage.org/6pyc0nck3/676_A0304.jpg)
In rare cases, swole is deposited in the brain, affecting the patient's self-perception and tendency towards narcissism.

Diagnosis

Your doctor will ask you whether you injected huge amounts of oil into your arms. The doctor may ask if you have ever had a swole clot. If a child has swoliosis, the doctor will ask if anyone in your family had arm swelling starting at a young age. This may indicate an inherited disorder.

Your doctor will examine the swollen arm(s) and press on the affected skin to look for a fingertip indentation (pitting). The skin will be indented in people with the much more common type of edema caused by leaky blood vessels. Pitting does not happen when you press on skin if you have swoliosis.

Expected Duration

Swoliosis is a permanent condition except if caused by oil injections, in which case it can be cured by draining the excess oil. However, this procedure does damage to the biceps muscles such that they worse than if oil had never been injected in the first place.

Prevention

-Not injecting huge amounts of oil into one's arms

-For people with more severe swoliosis, doctors prescribe inflatable sleeves that can be worn around the arms, called swoliatic compression devices. These sleeves are attached to a machine that alternately fills and deflates them with air, and they can be used at home to help reduce arm swelling.

(http://s18.postimage.org/eqkzuult5/swoliosistreatmetn.jpg)
A patient undergoing swoliatic compression device treatment at home. We're not quite sure why he's so cheery.

When to Call a Professional

Make an appointment with your doctor if you develop symptoms of swoliosis.

You should call your doctor the same day if you have symptoms that could be from an infection:

-Fever, redness, warmth or increased pain in addition to swelling
-Open sores or areas of broken skin
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered
Post by: C-BuZz on February 14, 2013, 11:56:23 PM
Excellent post.
(http://s11.postimage.org/5ncy4t71f/Bravo_bro_bravo_770e920f339e340281a4b2410aa5a71.jpg)

Incidentally, there a special someone on this very forum with these exact symptoms (wont name any names) ... Can you believe that?
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered
Post by: Shockwave on February 15, 2013, 05:30:32 AM

Bravo sir.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered
Post by: SF1900 on February 15, 2013, 07:34:24 AM
Why are cswols forearms so skinny? :/
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered
Post by: arce1988 on February 15, 2013, 01:46:59 PM
  Damn
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered
Post by: Palpatine Q on February 15, 2013, 01:53:10 PM
hahahaaahahahaaaaaaaa... missed this one.  outstanding.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered
Post by: che on February 15, 2013, 02:02:03 PM
Why are cswols forearms so skinny? :/

 That's one of  the first symptoms associated with Swoliosis
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered
Post by: WOOO on February 15, 2013, 05:11:48 PM
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Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered
Post by: MikMaq on February 15, 2013, 05:13:34 PM
glad to see that finally there is a health condition I don't have to worry about having.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered
Post by: njflex on February 15, 2013, 05:26:21 PM
epic ,,,well written chap..
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered
Post by: cswol on February 15, 2013, 06:39:53 PM
now here is the real definition of swoliosis, too bad you didnt do your research before you stated the wrong definition of swoliosis 
   http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=swoliosis
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered
Post by: cswol on February 15, 2013, 06:48:30 PM
just measured, my forearms, they taped out at 17", not bad seeing how I havent worked forearms since about 2006
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered
Post by: AVBG on February 15, 2013, 07:30:43 PM
  :'( won't recover
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered
Post by: Jovo on February 15, 2013, 07:50:42 PM
just measured, my forearms, they taped out at 17", not bad seeing how I havent worked forearms since about 2006

bullshit, you're forearms are 14 inches, and that's being generous
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered - Swoliosis
Post by: Parker on April 18, 2013, 04:56:17 PM
Swoliatic sounds like a rap song...
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered - Swoliosis
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on April 18, 2013, 09:05:20 PM
Waiting for someone to do a TBOMBISM thread.lol
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered - Swoliosis
Post by: el numero uno on April 18, 2013, 09:09:12 PM
LOL! this pic is too fricking funny.

(http://s18.postimg.org/eqkzuult5/swoliosistreatmetn.jpg)
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered - Swoliosis
Post by: arce1988 on April 18, 2013, 09:10:58 PM
  I remember when cswol arms were 20
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered - Swoliosis
Post by: Schnauzer on April 18, 2013, 09:14:28 PM
(http://rlv.zcache.com/im_with_swole_tshirts-r3156eebec4b24b9d9c61f402f7f6754f_8nhmm_512.jpg)
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered
Post by: viking1 on April 18, 2013, 09:17:08 PM
Excellent post.
(http://s11.postimage.org/5ncy4t71f/Bravo_bro_bravo_770e920f339e340281a4b2410aa5a71.jpg)

Incidentally, there a special someone on this very forum with these exact symptoms (wont name any names) ... Can you believe that?
                                              (http://i740.photobucket.com/albums/xx45/TheStigIsBig/blackguyclapping.gif)
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered - Swoliosis
Post by: Master Blaster on April 18, 2013, 09:46:22 PM
Fucking Mad Love for this post

(http://god52.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/love.jpg)
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered - Swoliosis
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 18, 2013, 11:24:44 PM
What Is It?

Swoliosis is the buildup of fluid called 'swole' in the tissues under your arm skin when something blocks its normal flow. This causes swelling.

Swole normally does an important job for your body. It carries foreign material and bacteria away from your arm tissues, and it circulates infection-fighting cells that are part of your immune system.

Swole flows slowly through the network of vessels called your swoliatic system. Swole flow stops at points along the way to be filtered through swole nodes. Swole nodes are small bean-shaped organs that are part of your immune system.

Swole is formed from the fluid that surrounds cells in the arms. It makes its way into very small swoliatic vessels. After traveling through these small vessels, swole drains into deeper, wider swole channels that run through the body. Eventually, swole fluid returns to the blood.

Swoliosis occurs when there is inadequate swole drainage from the body, usually from a blockage in a swole channel. Swoliatic fluid builds up underneath arm skin and causes swelling.

(http://s17.postimage.org/72s4coixr/cswolhugeness.jpg)
A patient from a recent study.

In most cases of swoliosis, the swoliatic system has been injured so that the flow of swole is blocked either temporarily or permanently. This is called secondary swoliosis. Two known causes exist:

1. Genetics at birth. Also known as congenital swoliosis. Risk is higher in male Caucasian newborns. Usually both arms are swollen.

2. Injecting huge amounts of oil into the arms such that their proven reserves rival that of the Ghanar Fields'; the injected oil itself swells in addition to blocking the flow of swole.

Symptoms

Swoliosis causes swelling with a feeling of heaviness, tightness or fullness in the arms. The arms take on a droopy, soft appearance and look unflexed no matter what:

(http://s9.postimage.org/fkopeh68v/676_A0533_2.jpg)

Additional symptoms may include:

-A dull ache in the affected arm(s)
-A feeling of tightness in the skin of the affected arm(s)
-Difficulty moving an arm or bending at a joint because of swelling and skin tightness
-In rare cases, swole may travel to the patient's brain, affecting their self-perception

(http://s3.postimage.org/6pyc0nck3/676_A0304.jpg)
In rare cases, swole is deposited in the brain, affecting the patient's self-perception and tendency towards narcissism.

Diagnosis

Your doctor will ask you whether you injected huge amounts of oil into your arms. The doctor may ask if you have ever had a swole clot. If a child has swoliosis, the doctor will ask if anyone in your fa

mily had arm swelling starting at a young age. This may indicate an inherited disorder.

Your doctor will examine the swollen arm(s) and press on the affected skin to look for a fingertip indentation (pitting). The skin will be indented in people with the much more common type of edema caused by leaky blood vessels. Pitting does not happen when you press on skin if you have swoliosis.

Expected Duration

Swoliosis is a permanent condition except if caused by oil injections, in which case it can be cured by draining the excess oil. However, this procedure does damage to the biceps muscles such that they worse than if oil had never been injected in the first place.

Prevention

-Not injecting huge amounts of oil into one's arms

-For people with more severe swoliosis, doctors prescribe inflatable sleeves that can be worn around the arms, called swoliatic compression devices. These sleeves are attached to a machine that alternately fills and deflates them with air, and they can be used at home to help reduce arm swelling.

(http://s18.postimage.org/eqkzuult5/swoliosistreatmetn.jpg)
A patient undergoing swoliatic compression device treatment at home. We're not quite sure why he's so cheery.

When to Call a Professional

Make an appointment with your doctor if you develop symptoms of swoliosis.

You should call your doctor the same day if you have symptoms that could be from an infection:

-Fever, redness, warmth or increased pain in addition to swelling
-Open sores or areas of broken skin

Great post. You should get a job.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered - Swoliosis
Post by: cswol on April 19, 2013, 09:05:05 AM
 ;D  maybe you guys should actually go to the gym and lift, your experience posting on a internet chat board has no relevance to being big or getting big, i think you should walk around with a tshirt that says, I POST ON GETBIG, BUT STAY SMALL, never seen such a group of pussman small man ILS NSS SMS clowns in my life, would own every one of you in person, i laugh my ass off every time, just thinking about you pussy clowns makes me laugh, i go to the gym and say boy wonder if the pros over at getbig could lift that 35 lbs that lady is training with, then i think in my head, I highly doubt it, only thing they are lifting is their boyfriends asses off their faces................... ... I OWN EVERY FUCKING ONE OF YOU CLOWNS, FACT
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered - Swoliosis
Post by: King Shizzo on April 19, 2013, 09:07:47 AM
;D  maybe you guys should actually go to the gym and lift, your experience posting on a internet chat board has no relevance to being big or getting big, i think you should walk around with a tshirt that says, I POST ON GETBIG, BUT STAY SMALL, never seen such a group of pussman small man ILS NSS SMS clowns in my life, would own every one of you in person, i laugh my ass off every time, just thinking about you pussy clowns makes me laugh, i go to the gym and say boy wonder if the pros over at getbig could lift that 35 lbs that lady is training with, then i think in my head, I highly doubt it, only thing they are lifting is their boyfriends asses off their faces................... ... I OWN EVERY FUCKING ONE OF YOU CLOWNS, FACT
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered - Swoliosis
Post by: syntaxmachine on April 19, 2013, 09:17:27 AM
Great post. You should get a job.

So says the fellá who's been posting roughly three times as much as me per day for the better part of half a decade.  ::)
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered - Swoliosis
Post by: Ronnie Rep on April 19, 2013, 09:21:23 AM
Dude you need to write a boke titled THE BOBYBUILDERS GUIDE TO BAD HEALTH!
What Is It?

Swoliosis is the buildup of fluid called 'swole' in the tissues under your arm skin when something blocks its normal flow. This causes swelling.

Swole normally does an important job for your body. It carries foreign material and bacteria away from your arm tissues, and it circulates infection-fighting cells that are part of your immune system.

Swole flows slowly through the network of vessels called your swoliatic system. Swole flow stops at points along the way to be filtered through swole nodes. Swole nodes are small bean-shaped organs that are part of your immune system.

Swole is formed from the fluid that surrounds cells in the arms. It makes its way into very small swoliatic vessels. After traveling through these small vessels, swole drains into deeper, wider swole channels that run through the body. Eventually, swole fluid returns to the blood.

Swoliosis occurs when there is inadequate swole drainage from the body, usually from a blockage in a swole channel. Swoliatic fluid builds up underneath arm skin and causes swelling.

(http://s17.postimage.org/72s4coixr/cswolhugeness.jpg)
A patient from a recent study.

In most cases of swoliosis, the swoliatic system has been injured so that the flow of swole is blocked either temporarily or permanently. This is called secondary swoliosis. Two known causes exist:

1. Genetics at birth. Also known as congenital swoliosis. Risk is higher in male Caucasian newborns. Usually both arms are swollen.

2. Injecting huge amounts of oil into the arms such that their proven reserves rival that of the Ghanar Fields'; the injected oil itself swells in addition to blocking the flow of swole.

Symptoms

Swoliosis causes swelling with a feeling of heaviness, tightness or fullness in the arms. The arms take on a droopy, soft appearance and look unflexed no matter what:

(http://s9.postimage.org/fkopeh68v/676_A0533_2.jpg)

Additional symptoms may include:

-A dull ache in the affected arm(s)
-A feeling of tightness in the skin of the affected arm(s)
-Difficulty moving an arm or bending at a joint because of swelling and skin tightness
-In rare cases, swole may travel to the patient's brain, affecting their self-perception

(http://s3.postimage.org/6pyc0nck3/676_A0304.jpg)
In rare cases, swole is deposited in the brain, affecting the patient's self-perception and tendency towards narcissism.

Diagnosis

Your doctor will ask you whether you injected huge amounts of oil into your arms. The doctor may ask if you have ever had a swole clot. If a child has swoliosis, the doctor will ask if anyone in your family had arm swelling starting at a young age. This may indicate an inherited disorder.

Your doctor will examine the swollen arm(s) and press on the affected skin to look for a fingertip indentation (pitting). The skin will be indented in people with the much more common type of edema caused by leaky blood vessels. Pitting does not happen when you press on skin if you have swoliosis.

Expected Duration

Swoliosis is a permanent condition except if caused by oil injections, in which case it can be cured by draining the excess oil. However, this procedure does damage to the biceps muscles such that they worse than if oil had never been injected in the first place.

Prevention

-Not injecting huge amounts of oil into one's arms

-For people with more severe swoliosis, doctors prescribe inflatable sleeves that can be worn around the arms, called swoliatic compression devices. These sleeves are attached to a machine that alternately fills and deflates them with air, and they can be used at home to help reduce arm swelling.

(http://s18.postimage.org/eqkzuult5/swoliosistreatmetn.jpg)
A patient undergoing swoliatic compression device treatment at home. We're not quite sure why he's so cheery.

When to Call a Professional

Make an appointment with your doctor if you develop symptoms of swoliosis.

You should call your doctor the same day if you have symptoms that could be from an infection:

-Fever, redness, warmth or increased pain in addition to swelling
-Open sores or areas of broken skin
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered - Swoliosis
Post by: King Shizzo on April 19, 2013, 09:21:52 AM
Says the féllá who's been posting roughly three times as much as me per day for almost half a decade.  ::)
Maybe he meant you should get a job as a writer of some sort? Not everything is bashing .
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered - Swoliosis
Post by: cswol on April 19, 2013, 09:31:14 AM
I know its so easy for you fellas to type on a keyboard behind a screen on the net, but its actually a difficult task for you to get off of your NO SIZE PUNK ASSES, and actually go to the gym, I know its a huge challenge for you to actually get in the gym and do any lifting because your results and progress are non-existent, and it is a severe blow to your internet ego to know that you can type on getbig.com like your big lifters and bodybuilders, but when you get in the gym you do only a few sets when the realization of being big like you portray on the internet, will never come to fruition. Im about to go train arms, yup i think pumped my arms are nearly 22 inches, i believe i weigh about 278 upon waking up, and yeah, im gonna love going to the gym and relishing in the fact im the biggest and most hardcore training muthafucker in the gym or any gym i go to, yeah even golds venice, i will probably curl the 100 lb dumbells for 3 reps, curl 225 straightbar, hit me some good tricep lifts before i hit my bicep lift, and grow like a fucking animal, and laugh at the fact im huge and strong, while you guys are sitting on the internet wondering what your next keystroke will be when someone like me owns your asses every second of the day! Damn typing all this, even though i type 73 words per minute, made my arms pump up a little bit, too bad i cant sit around and type all day like you skinny hyper feminized queens, my arms might grow an inch just from typing.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered - Swoliosis
Post by: Soul Crusher on April 19, 2013, 09:32:41 AM
I know its so easy for you fellas to type on a keyboard behind a screen on the net, but its actually a difficult task for you to get off of your NO SIZE PUNK ASSES, and actually go to the gym, I know its a huge challenge for you to actually get in the gym and do any lifting because your results and progress are non-existent, and it is a severe blow to your internet ego to know that you can type on getbig.com like your big lifters and bodybuilders, but when you get in the gym you do only a few sets when the realization of being big like you portray on the internet, will never come to fruition. Im about to go train arms, yup i think pumped my arms are nearly 22 inches, i believe i weigh about 278 upon waking up, and yeah, im gonna love going to the gym and relishing in the fact im the biggest and most hardcore training muthafucker in the gym or any gym i go to, yeah even golds venice, i will probably curl the 100 lb dumbells for 3 reps, curl 225 straightbar, hit me some good tricep lifts before i hit my bicep lift, and grow like a fucking animal, and laugh at the fact im huge and strong, while you guys are sitting on the internet wondering what your next keystroke will be when someone like me owns your asses every second of the day! Damn typing all this, even though i type 73 words per minute, made my arms pump up a little bit, too bad i cant sit around and type all day like you skinny hyper feminized queens, my arms might grow an inch just from typing.



At least you will go out on top. 
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered - Swoliosis
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on April 19, 2013, 09:34:18 AM
;D  maybe you guys should actually go to the gym and lift, your experience posting on a internet chat board has no relevance to being big or getting big, i think you should walk around with a tshirt that says, I POST ON GETBIG, BUT STAY SMALL, never seen such a group of pussman small man ILS NSS SMS clowns in my life, would own every one of you in person, i laugh my ass off every time, just thinking about you pussy clowns makes me laugh, i go to the gym and say boy wonder if the pros over at getbig could lift that 35 lbs that lady is training with, then i think in my head, I highly doubt it, only thing they are lifting is their boyfriends asses off their faces................... ... I OWN EVERY FUCKING ONE OF YOU CLOWNS, FACT

it is clear that you don't know the difference between , and .
so yes you own us.  ::)
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered - Swoliosis
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on April 19, 2013, 09:35:28 AM
I know its so easy for you fellas to type on a keyboard behind a screen on the net, but its actually a difficult task for you to get off of your NO SIZE PUNK ASSES, and actually go to the gym, I know its a huge challenge for you to actually get in the gym and do any lifting because your results and progress are non-existent, and it is a severe blow to your internet ego to know that you can type on getbig.com like your big lifters and bodybuilders, but when you get in the gym you do only a few sets when the realization of being big like you portray on the internet, will never come to fruition. Im about to go train arms, yup i think pumped my arms are nearly 22 inches, i believe i weigh about 278 upon waking up, and yeah, im gonna love going to the gym and relishing in the fact im the biggest and most hardcore training muthafucker in the gym or any gym i go to, yeah even golds venice, i will probably curl the 100 lb dumbells for 3 reps, curl 225 straightbar, hit me some good tricep lifts before i hit my bicep lift, and grow like a fucking animal, and laugh at the fact im huge and strong, while you guys are sitting on the internet wondering what your next keystroke will be when someone like me owns your asses every second of the day! Damn typing all this, even though i type 73 words per minute, made my arms pump up a little bit, too bad i cant sit around and type all day like you skinny hyper feminized queens, my arms might grow an inch just from typing.

sound to me like you have a strong desire for the cock.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered - Swoliosis
Post by: DroppingPlates on April 19, 2013, 09:39:53 AM
Funny as hell ;D

There's even a guy on Youtube, called Steve Cook, who started a 'Swoldier Nation' channel... that name is beyond pathetic

(http://stevecookhealth.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/tshirtsonly.jpg)
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered - Swoliosis
Post by: Schnauzer on April 19, 2013, 09:40:23 AM
I'm starting to like cswole. I don't care for the "wigger" persona, but the guy clearly loves the iron.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered - Swoliosis
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 19, 2013, 09:51:06 AM
So says the fellá who's been posting roughly three times as much as me per day for the better part of half a decade.  ::)

It takes me roughly 5-10 sec to post just about anything, you're on here all day posting posting full page well thought out articles. Do the math.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered - Swoliosis
Post by: cswol on April 19, 2013, 09:53:09 AM
maybe i should go over to long beach to metroflex gym and train with ct fletcher and put it on video and every set call out you getsmaller getbiggers by name one by one............man that would be a huge owning, me and ct fletcher calling every pussy out on getbig, saying yeah you gettin big over there typing on that keyboard ya muthafuckin pussy, did you forget to change your panties before you came, what are you 189 lbs soakin wet, ya pussy muthafuckers............ .......man  what a classic owning that would be, since i was thinking about starting to train at metroflex since its only 9 miles from my house, if I do, or if I dont, you still might see a cswol, big fletch video, just to own the shit out of every person talking shit on getbig
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered - Swoliosis
Post by: J. Richards on April 19, 2013, 09:56:19 AM
Get to 8-10%..... and stay that way..... otherwise shut the fuck up.... you don't own shit
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered - Swoliosis
Post by: cswol on April 19, 2013, 09:57:24 AM
8-10% is for pussies working their abs everday, over here we pump iron, and actually lift
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered - Swoliosis
Post by: J. Richards on April 19, 2013, 10:00:02 AM
Yeah......my 30 years of training has been for abs......... hopeless turd
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered - Swoliosis
Post by: TrueGrit on April 19, 2013, 10:00:38 AM
I'm really starting to like cswol.

Syntaxmachine producing some seriously underrated comedy gold.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered
Post by: Irongrip400 on April 19, 2013, 10:01:39 AM
.

This is the same guy? Holy shit, he looks to have aged ten years between photos. :o
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered - Swoliosis
Post by: Schnauzer on April 19, 2013, 10:02:36 AM
8-10% is for pussies working their abs everday, over here we pump iron, and actually lift

I would agree with cswole on this. I see a lot of guys in the gym that don't make size or strength gains because they are so worried about their abs/bodyfat.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered - Swoliosis
Post by: BikiniSlut on April 19, 2013, 10:05:41 AM
;D  maybe you guys should actually go to the gym and lift, your experience posting on a internet chat board has no relevance to being big or getting big, i think you should walk around with a tshirt that says, I POST ON GETBIG, BUT STAY SMALL, never seen such a group of pussman small man ILS NSS SMS clowns in my life, would own every one of you in person, i laugh my ass off every time, just thinking about you pussy clowns makes me laugh, i go to the gym and say boy wonder if the pros over at getbig could lift that 35 lbs that lady is training with, then i think in my head, I highly doubt it, only thing they are lifting is their boyfriends asses off their faces................... ... I OWN EVERY FUCKING ONE OF YOU CLOWNS, FACT

I'm not a big girl. I have more muscle than the average girl but I'm by no means big. However I can't help but wonder if I have more muscle than you since you seem to be all synthol and shit.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered - Swoliosis
Post by: J. Richards on April 19, 2013, 10:08:40 AM
Do not include me with the FFL posers...... Forever Fitness Look......... if swole wants to be 20%... good for him.....  
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered - Swoliosis
Post by: Soul Crusher on April 19, 2013, 10:09:42 AM
Do not include me with the FFL posers...... Forever Fitness Look......... if swole wants to be 20%... good for him.....  

That is way more than 20% 
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered - Swoliosis
Post by: BikiniSlut on April 19, 2013, 10:12:01 AM
I'm starting to like cswole. I don't care for the "wigger" persona, but the guy clearly loves the iron.

Agreed. I have no problem with "the swole".

However he loves the iron but hates the diet, cardio, etc.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered - Swoliosis
Post by: BikiniSlut on April 19, 2013, 10:13:49 AM
That is way more than 20% 

Haha....indeed it is. If that's 20% than I'm at 3% bodyfat right now.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered - Swoliosis
Post by: haider on April 19, 2013, 10:13:52 AM
;D  maybe you guys should actually go to the gym and lift, your experience posting on a internet chat board has no relevance to being big or getting big, i think you should walk around with a tshirt that says, I POST ON GETBIG, BUT STAY SMALL, never seen such a group of pussman small man ILS NSS SMS clowns in my life, would own every one of you in person, i laugh my ass off every time, just thinking about you pussy clowns makes me laugh, i go to the gym and say boy wonder if the pros over at getbig could lift that 35 lbs that lady is training with, then i think in my head, I highly doubt it, only thing they are lifting is their boyfriends asses off their faces................... ... I OWN EVERY FUCKING ONE OF YOU CLOWNS, FACT
syntax is good people, just having a laugh at your expense. you should lose some weight though.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered - Swoliosis
Post by: BikiniSlut on April 19, 2013, 10:27:29 AM
No, please! If you slip on the beach and fall on an arm we might have another Valdez on our hands!

Oh my god I can barely catch my breath I'm laughing so fucking hard.  :D ;D :D ;D

Fucking funny. HAHAHAHAHAHHA.

Poster of the month with this gem right here.  :)
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered - Swoliosis
Post by: King Shizzo on April 19, 2013, 10:49:19 AM
No, please! If you slip on the beach and fall on an arm we might have another Valdez on our hands!
That was gold.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered - Swoliosis
Post by: cswol on April 19, 2013, 11:04:48 AM
Yeah buddy yeah buddy
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered - Swoliosis
Post by: BikiniSlut on April 19, 2013, 11:05:35 AM
Yeah buddy yeah buddy

What the fuck is this? A pointless contribution to an otherwise very entertaining thread.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered - Swoliosis
Post by: TrueGrit on April 19, 2013, 11:08:18 AM
Yeah buddy yeah buddy

Blurry wheels for a blurry beast


(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=465486.0;attach=512088;image)
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered - Swoliosis
Post by: SquatsRule on April 19, 2013, 11:09:06 AM
30cc/weekswole
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered - Swoliosis
Post by: King Shizzo on April 19, 2013, 11:09:33 AM
Blurry wheels for a blurry beast


(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=465486.0;attach=512088;image)
I can't get over how hideous he looks.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered - Swoliosis
Post by: Kahn.N.Singh on April 19, 2013, 11:10:14 AM
No, please! If you slip on the beach and fall on an arm we might have another Valdez on our hands!

(http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f146/faxtracks/oiled-bird-2.jpg) (http://t.qkme.me/3tzv0p.jpg)
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered - Swoliosis
Post by: SquatsRule on April 19, 2013, 11:32:30 AM
cswol's photos remind me of the blurry, squadfather arm pics back in the day. How can your camera suck that much when most smart phones have hi def now?
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered - Swoliosis
Post by: cswol on April 19, 2013, 11:33:59 AM
I think Ron should make a new forum section that resembles the policies of the old golds Venice on ocean where all the true iron pumpers trained, if your not 220 lbs or over your not allowed to post or enter the forum section, that means your body fat percent at a teenagers weight won't permit you access to the section, that will shutdown probly 85% of pussies posting, and everyone 220 lbs and over can post legit info in the big man section!
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered - Swoliosis
Post by: Schnauzer on April 19, 2013, 11:36:20 AM
I think Ron should make a new forum section that resembles the policies of the old golds Venice on ocean where all the true iron pumpers trained, if your not 220 lbs or over your not allowed to post or enter the forum section, that means your body fat percent at a teenagers weight won't permit you access to the section, that will shutdown probly 85% of pussies posting, and everyone 220 lbs and over can post legit info in the big man section!

The big dogs always have chihuahuas nipping at their feet
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered - Swoliosis
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on April 19, 2013, 11:44:55 AM
maybe i should go over to long beach to metroflex gym and train with ct fletcher and put it on video and every set call out you getsmaller getbiggers by name one by one............man that would be a huge owning, me and ct fletcher calling every pussy out on getbig, saying yeah you gettin big over there typing on that keyboard ya muthafuckin pussy, did you forget to change your panties before you came, what are you 189 lbs soakin wet, ya pussy muthafuckers............ .......man  what a classic owning that would be, since i was thinking about starting to train at metroflex since its only 9 miles from my house, if I do, or if I dont, you still might see a cswol, big fletch video, just to own the shit out of every person talking shit on getbig


(http://infactcollaborative.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Atomic-bomb-facts-Fat-Man.jpg)
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered - Swoliosis
Post by: SquatsRule on April 19, 2013, 11:49:19 AM
I think Ron should make a new forum section that resembles the policies of the old golds Venice on ocean where all the true iron pumpers trained, if your not 220 lbs or over your not allowed to post or enter the forum section, that means your body fat percent at a teenagers weight won't permit you access to the section, that will shutdown probly 85% of pussies posting, and everyone 220 lbs and over can post legit info in the big man section!

Will there be a section for bodybuilders over 220 or just fat asses?
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered - Swoliosis
Post by: Nirvana on April 19, 2013, 11:49:27 AM
I don't think he quite understands

 Yes you're bigger than most of us.  We do not care.  Why?  Because it doesn't matter and is only a superficial drug build anyway that anyone can achieve.

Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered - Swoliosis
Post by: Soul Crusher on April 19, 2013, 11:49:46 AM
Blurry wheels for a blurry beast


(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=465486.0;attach=512088;image)

Awful.  King Kong Bundy awful 
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered - Swoliosis
Post by: Nirvana on April 19, 2013, 11:59:49 AM
Do people like cswol think that the reason Michael Jordan played basketball was because he wasn't a good weight trainer

Do they think the ultimate goal of humanity is muscle and nothing else matters?
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered - Swoliosis
Post by: irishdave on April 19, 2013, 12:03:36 PM
cswol, do you seriously think you look good? Do women find you attractive looking like that? Do you admit to using oil?
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered - Swoliosis
Post by: BikiniSlut on April 19, 2013, 12:04:37 PM
I don't think he quite understands

 Yes you're bigger than most of us.  We do not care.  Why?  Because it doesn't matter and is only a superficial drug build anyway that anyone can achieve.



I can achieve that kind of physique eating McDonalds everyday and injecting synthol.

We all don't do drugs y'know.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered - Swoliosis
Post by: cswol on April 19, 2013, 12:15:38 PM
Here ya go is this clear Enuff before I train arms, keep typing on a keyboard, it gona help you stay small
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered - Swoliosis
Post by: Soul Crusher on April 19, 2013, 12:18:49 PM
Here ya go is this clear Enuff before I train arms, keep typing on a keyboard, it gona help you stay small

Dude - dont you realize how much healthier you look leaner?
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered - Swoliosis
Post by: el numero uno on April 19, 2013, 12:19:08 PM
Do you get girls with that look or you're too hardcore for having sex with females?  ::)
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered - Swoliosis
Post by: jodsy on April 19, 2013, 12:20:39 PM
Here ya go is this clear Enuff before I train arms, keep typing on a keyboard, it gona help you stay small
big dude, all the way big dude.....

he cant have that high body fat as the vein is showing in his arm.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered - Swoliosis
Post by: tu_holmes on April 19, 2013, 12:22:41 PM
I can achieve that kind of physique eating McDonalds everyday and injecting synthol.

We all don't do drugs y'know.

;D
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered - Swoliosis
Post by: arce1988 on April 19, 2013, 02:39:01 PM
  cswol arms are over 21
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered - Swoliosis
Post by: tu_holmes on April 19, 2013, 02:39:47 PM
  cswol arms are over 21

His traps look good. I'll give him that.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered - Swoliosis
Post by: deceiver on April 19, 2013, 02:41:22 PM
Here ya go is this clear Enuff before I train arms, keep typing on a keyboard, it gona help you stay small

I feel so good looking right now, thank you cswol.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered - Swoliosis
Post by: BikiniSlut on April 19, 2013, 02:56:22 PM
  cswol arms are over 21

The worlds most obese man arms are probably 42.

Take that C "swole".
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered - Swoliosis
Post by: Marine on April 19, 2013, 02:57:06 PM
I think Ron should make a new forum section that resembles the policies of the old golds Venice on ocean where all the true iron pumpers trained, if your not 220 lbs or over your not allowed to post or enter the forum section, that means your body fat percent at a teenagers weight won't permit you access to the section, that will shutdown probly 85% of pussies posting, and everyone 220 lbs and over can post legit info in the big man section!

go post on iamafatdelusionalphaggot .com
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered - Swoliosis
Post by: DroppingPlates on April 19, 2013, 03:10:58 PM
go post on iamafatdelusionalphaggot .com

And you go back to your mom, silly troll
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered - Swoliosis
Post by: arce1988 on April 19, 2013, 05:01:50 PM
(http://gifs.gifbin.com/1232457859_97682d1231719029-animated-gif-thread-123171542332.gif)
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered - Swoliosis
Post by: DroppingPlates on April 19, 2013, 05:10:10 PM
(http://gifs.gifbin.com/1232457859_97682d1231719029-animated-gif-thread-123171542332.gif)

Lets call this 'guttism'
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered - Swoliosis
Post by: Parker on April 19, 2013, 05:13:56 PM
(http://infactcollaborative.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Atomic-bomb-facts-Fat-Man.jpg)
why is it that I see Bozo The Clown Laughing?
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered - Swoliosis
Post by: arce1988 on April 19, 2013, 05:26:26 PM
The Da Vinci Code called it

Scotoma


but that is not the correct term for it     any genius from gbf know the correct term?
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered - Swoliosis
Post by: arce1988 on April 19, 2013, 05:28:31 PM
Scotomisation?
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered - Swoliosis
Post by: Parker on April 19, 2013, 05:34:04 PM
Will World Harris took his recommended dose of Swoliosis for 1 yr, and it made him
Swoliatic

(http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/a/b/ab255-will1.jpg)
(http://www.canadabodybuilding.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2935&stc=1&thumb=1&d=1301765243)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wgpqEk2DSfo/TDg_tsBq9rI/AAAAAAAAP5w/LmHoNvGgeTg/s1600/2.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v51/pogmo/harris.jpg)
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered - Swoliosis
Post by: Mawse on April 19, 2013, 10:20:13 PM
Yeah, go to metroflex and be fat on camera for us please. you might want to film that 225x60 bench video you promised while you're there.  ::)

The hilarious thing is at a "twinklike" 220 I'm pretty sure I can out lift you on any actual real lifts like the squat, deadlift, bench etc. I'm not sure about the swinging fat retard db curl though, you might take that one
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered - Swoliosis
Post by: syntaxmachine on February 26, 2014, 03:33:12 AM
Research Update

Recently, the scientific community became aware of a case in which the patient's swoliosis was cured in its entirety through proper exercise, dieting, and the cessation of massive bloat-inducing compounds. This is exciting news for both the medical community and the population at large: we now know that swoliosis is curable through healthy living and not simply the draining of massive amounts of oil from one's arms.

A patient in full remission from the disastrous effects of swoliosis. Swoliosis was hitherto thought to be a chronic condition akin to diabetes, curable only via the drastic measure of surgically draining one's oil reserves.
(http://distilleryimage10.s3.amazonaws.com/f28acbda9a8411e3a24c0ecc2592af6a_8.jpg)

(http://distilleryimage2.s3.amazonaws.com/05be5aac9d1711e3b99d120c6911f196_8.jpg)

(http://distilleryimage10.s3.amazonaws.com/e67c5f9c95cb11e3b87c121d443e4ba6_8.jpg)
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered - Swoliosis
Post by: calfzilla on February 26, 2014, 04:19:09 AM
Is that really cswol?  ???
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered - Swoliosis
Post by: IronMeister on February 26, 2014, 05:06:00 AM
(http://i62.tinypic.com/28gxe84.gif)
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: New Bodybuilding Disease Discovered - Swoliosis
Post by: FermiDirac on February 26, 2014, 05:25:34 AM

Accurate description of his meltdown. No hate on cswol though, the guybgot some serious mass.