I like how in every thread like this, the bouncer/getbigger always wins the fight. I'm sure that's how it ALWAYS goes
I can tell a story like that. I didn't "win" or "lose" because it wasn't really a fight, but it sure wasn't pleasant.
I was working the door at a very busy spot, an afterhours spot that got bombarded with people trying to get in late night. so this one really hot chick, who was high as fuck on some really strong shit,keeps trying to just walk right by me and into the club, and i keep stopping her. like i said the place was nuts and she's really being a pain in the ass, so i get sick of it, pick her up and dump her on her ass outside of the ropes.
She goes fucking nuclear, absolutely feral....."NOBODY PUTS THEIR FUCKING HANDS ON MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!" and launches herself onto my arm and shoulder like a rabid cat. she's got long ass nails and high heels on, and she trying to scratch my throat and eyes , and dig her heels into me.
Now people see that I'm distracted and start bum rushing the door and it's total fucking mayhem, people are eveywhere and I've got this chick by the neck and she's dug into my arm for dear life. and me like an asshole..I'm still trying to mainain order with this maniac chick atacking me. I don't want to punch her in the face, she's a tiny little thing and I've got her in a position where she can't get to me, but she is scratching the shit out of my arm. this chick was INSANE with rage,
Thankfully two of the other guys were right there and i say " get this fucking bitch off my arm before i knock her out" and they pulled her off my arm. and it wasn't easy....I had two guys grabing at her wrists and she was putting up a hell of a fight. I don't know what she was on but I have never seen anything like that, it was freaky. she was like one of those monsters from ALIEN that suck onto your face
My boy Kriss, who was a monster at 6'2" and 270 lean, picks her up over his head and power slams her onto the sidewalk, she broke her leg..her wrist, a bunch of ribs. that was a fucked up experience.