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Getbig Alternative Boards => Y Board - The Player's Club => Topic started by: avesher on August 03, 2008, 01:24:07 PM
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So RUDE has the general questions thread---I have decided to start an advice thread, What Would Avesher Do--kind of like that stupid Ann Landers bitch but with far more solid advice.
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Avesher what do you do when approached by someone that calls himself "flexguns" on the internet in his tapout shirt and affliction shorts?
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Avesher what do you do when approached by someone that calls himself "flexguns" on the internet in his tapout shirt and affliction shorts?
well someone in that state of desparation and sorrow I tend to just ignore them and they go away. There usually is no hope for idiots that far gone. Although if they open their mouth too often I like to stick their head through a plate glass window.
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Avesher how do u recommend we rid the world of the digusting, vile, and contagious virus known as Taylor Barrett Disease?
Which causes people to meltdown, make fools of themselves, and pretty much know it all on bodybuilding message boards.
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well the best approach here is to take note of all candizzle replies, and then do the complete opposite of that. He has set the benchmark for message board meltdowns and as long as people do not follow his lead, the world will eventually rid itself of that type of idiot.
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Hey buddy, nice to see you have your own thread. I'll post a question that I know EVERYONE wants to know the answer to...
What's the best way to rid the earth of a festering fat pile of steaming pedophilic shit? (hi "pumphard"!)
;D
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Hey buddy, nice to see you have your own thread. I'll post a question that I know EVERYONE wants to know the answer to...
What's the best way to rid the earth of a festering fat pile of steaming pedophilic shit? (hi "pumphard"!)
;D
easy answer---throw a collection plate together and get enough for me to go to Toronto and take care of pedo fat.
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easy answer---throw a collection plate together and get enough for me to go to Toronto and take care of pedo fat.
hahah!!!! I love it. ;D Havenbull, chaos, masterblaster/zaphod and I have been in talks about visiting Toronto on "business"...hitting the strip bars, drinking each other under the table, and then playing mailbox baseball with the fat head of a pedo.
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Avesher, whats the most efficient way to dispose of a dead hooker's body??
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Avesher, whats the most efficient way to dispose of a dead hooker's body??
im not a fan of the burial as they seem for some reason to get found. I like the chopping up of parts and then burning the bags in the garbage cans of minorities in the poor neighborhoods of cities at least 200 miles away. Also, in Canada, feeding them to pigs is quite popular.
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Have you used steroids before?
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Have you used steroids before?
who r u?
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who r u?
Is that a no comment?
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Is that a no comment?
this is an advice column---that is not an advice question
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this is an advice column---that is not an advice question
Sorry man, some guy on another message board was saying you were the man or something and you were juiced.
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aren't you Josh from Canada?
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this is interesting
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this is interesting
Yes, it is..........where is this going avesher, what's going to be revealed here?
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Yes, it is..........where is this going avesher, what's going to be revealed here?
well at first I thought it was something, then I noticed he had started the MOS vs Alex thread. If it was someone who knew me they would have not started that thread and then came over to this one. Obviously they would have targeted me right away. Pretty easy to know I am Josh from Canada, its all over this board. Dismissed as someones gimmick. Time to move along.
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well at first I thought it was something, then I noticed he had started the MOS vs Alex thread. If it was someone who knew me they would have not started that thread and then came over to this one. Obviously they would have targeted me right away. Pretty easy to know I am Josh from Canada, its all over this board. Dismissed as someones gimmick. Time to move along.
I don't know you at all. I just registered on getbig but was following it for years. I saw a steroid link with your info on it on another message board. I just thought I would ask.
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I don't know you at all. I just registered on getbig but was following it for years. I saw a steroid link with your info on it on another message board. I just thought I would ask.
any chance I could have that link? what board?
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AVesher attempted to stick a guys head through a plate glass window tonight. Do not follow his advice for the next 24 hours.
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AVesher attempted to stick a guys head through a plate glass window tonight. Do not follow his advice for the next 24 hours.
I hope it wasn't aveshers own head.......... :-\
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I hope it wasn't aveshers own head.......... :-\
negative sir--someone called me an idiot at a poker game
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negative sir--someone called me an idiot at a poker game
And you didn't take kindly to this?
Were you arrested?
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I bet he was. He will probably face some prison time. Maybe get sued by the other guy. First things first. A court date. Avesher will need a good lawyer.
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And you didn't take kindly to this?
Were you arrested?
no nothing happened---it basically boiled down to my thoughts and wanton attempt to toss him out the window--no real physical issues, rather me losing my mind and being escorted out. 5 year ban from casino, no legal issues beyond that. Meh, day in the life of.
btw--Acerodstein,...gfy,..gtfo,....gimmicks are useless around here. Kill yourself now
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no nothing happened---it basically boiled down to my thoughts and wanton attempt to toss him out the window--no real physical issues, rather me losing my mind and being escorted out. 5 year ban from casino, no legal issues beyond that. Meh, day in the life of.
btw--Acerodstein,...gfy,..gtfo,....gimmicks are useless around here. Kill yourself now
Damm your life is a mess.
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Damm your life is a mess.
ok mr psychologist ::)
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ok mr psychologist ::)
The problem with you Avesher is that you need to grow up. You can't be fighting regular people in poker room's. You're at least over 35, you should be thinking about money set aside for your retirement. Cut the act out. You're not that tough. If you are, fight in the ring, otherwise, do something with your life. Playing 20 dollar poker wont solve anything. Face it, your ugly as sin, the best thing for you may either be going back to prison or death.
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The problem with you Avesher is that you need to grow up. You can't be fighting regular people in poker room's. You're at least over 35, you should be thinking about money set aside for your retirement. Cut the act out. You're not that tough. If you are, fight in the ring, otherwise, do something with your life. Playing 20 dollar poker wont solve anything. Face it, your ugly as sin, the best thing for you may either be going back to prison or death.
you actually had me reading this post until these lines
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Avesher dont you know that these guys with 20 posts always know "everything" and are "new" to getbig ::)
seems like a lot of really boring, uncreative gimmicks have popped up again in the last week :-\
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but in reply to the gimmick and my being over 35 etc etc. I am just not the type to put up with shit ever. Just because I am not 22 does not mean I am gonna back down from someone talking shit to me. I just get sick and tired of hearing "yu're a bigger man to walk away". Its not my style, never has been. I'm fine with who I am and how I handle myself.
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Why would someone tattoo the name of some stupid dog on himself? Seems stupid to me. Good thing "tank tank" is dead
miserable mutt anyway
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negative sir--someone called me an idiot at a poker game
translation = roughed up an old guy with funny ears and false teeth for being successful at the bingo parlor
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translation = roughed up an old guy with funny ears and false teeth for being successful at the bingo parlor
;D
I bet that guy insulted that retarded mutt "tank tank" and avesher wanted to fight to defend his honor
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I bet that guy insulted that retarded mutt "tank tank" and avesher wanted to fight to defend his honor
little tink tink used to shit himself on a daily basis
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but in reply to the gimmick and my being over 35 etc etc. I am just not the type to put up with shit ever. Just because I am not 22 does not mean I am gonna back down from someone talking shit to me. I just get sick and tired of hearing "yu're a bigger man to walk away". Its not my style, never has been. I'm fine with who I am and how I handle myself.
Avesher, look, no one wants to back down from a fight. From the looks of you, most people would want nothing to do with you. You're a big guy no doubt. But lets be serious. You can't just fight people. Prove people wrong with your bank account. Show them you are a hardworking guy who doesn't need that childish shit. Imagine being so busy with a job, being a supervisor or manager. You can do it man. Take that energy and use it for good. Again, you are a huge guy. I don't think many people mess with Avesher, maybe it's you who needs to lighten up a bit. Get a girl friend. No one doubts you. Life is hard, but it doesnt mean you have to hate everyone. We are all there with you man.
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Avesher, look, no one wants to back down from a fight. From the looks of you, most people would want nothing to do with you. You're a big guy no doubt. But lets be serious. You can't just fight people. Prove people wrong with your bank account. Show them you are a hardworking guy who doesn't need that childish shit. Imagine being so busy with a job, being a supervisor or manager. You can do it man. Take that energy and use it for good. Again, you are a huge guy. I don't think many people mess with Avesher, maybe it's you who needs to lighten up a bit. Get a girl friend. No one doubts you. Life is hard, but it doesnt mean you have to hate everyone. We are all there with you man.
my god---this is a fantastic post. I give you full credit for this and agree with you. Ya I do have to lighten up at times, and take shit too seriously. I absolutely agree with everything you say here. I don't know where it came from, especially on the Y board on get big, but damn, what an insightful post.
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Avesher, look, no one wants to back down from a fight. From the looks of you, most people would want nothing to do with you. You're a big guy no doubt. But lets be serious. You can't just fight people. Prove people wrong with your bank account. Show them you are a hardworking guy who doesn't need that childish shit. Imagine being so busy with a job, being a supervisor or manager. You can do it man. Take that energy and use it for good. Again, you are a huge guy. I don't think many people mess with Avesher, maybe it's you who needs to lighten up a bit. Get a girl friend. No one doubts you. Life is hard, but it doesnt mean you have to hate everyone. We are all there with you man.
He was never the same after tank tank got his skull kicked in with a boot heel
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He was never the same after tank tank got his skull kicked in with a boot heel
acerodstein---if you ever wanted an example of things that have zero effect on me, this is one of them. These are the type of posts that just dont matter.
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acerodstein---if you ever wanted an example of things that have zero effect on me, this is one of them. These are the type of posts that just dont matter.
If posts like that didn't affect you, you wouldn't feel the need to even respond to them. Sounds like somebody is trying to convince himself that it doesnt affect him.
Wait arent you the same guy who went on a rampage a while back because someone insulted that worthless bag of scum tank tank?? ::)
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If posts like that didn't affect you, you wouldn't feel the need to even respond to them. Sounds like somebody is trying to convince himself that it doesnt affect him.
Wait arent you the same guy who went on a rampage a while back because someone insulted that worthless bag of scum tank tank?? ::)
yes jedi knight, whatever you say
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yes jedi knight, whatever you say
Avesher, thats not JediKnight.
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Why would someone tattoo the name of some stupid dog on himself? Seems stupid to me. Good thing "tank tank" is dead
miserable mutt anyway
You know you've given yourself away with this post right?
"bodybuildingfag2008".............oh brother. ::)
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A tattoo of a dog on somehow is so fucking gay. Tank Tank was so stupid. And on your wrist. LAME.
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A tattoo of a dog on somehow is so fucking gay. Tank Tank was so stupid. And on your wrist. LAME.
ow my feelings ::) ::)
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Is that your dog in your avatar Avesher?
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Is that your dog in your avatar Avesher?
no, same breed different dog--quite similar though
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A tattoo of a dog on somehow is so fucking gay. Tank Tank was so stupid. And on your wrist. LAME.
I knew you were a gimmick as well..........
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I vote Avesher as Moderator of the V.
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I vote Avesher as Moderator of the V.
the V?
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Would it be wrong to just beat the living fuck out of someone to alleviate boredom?
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Would it be wrong to just beat the living fuck out of someone to alleviate boredom?
Not if they were colored or handicapped.
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Not if they were colored or handicapped.
I will try to not beat on albinos or tards.
Anyone else is fair game.
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Would it be wrong to just beat the living fuck out of someone to alleviate boredom?
since I have done this myself, I fully endorse this behavior
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since I have done this myself, I fully endorse this behavior
Thank!!!
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Time to bump this :D
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So you coming back or what Avesher? Also how bad are you going to hurt that little terrorist?