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Title: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: Bluto on November 16, 2008, 07:08:14 AM
anything
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: danielson on November 16, 2008, 07:09:39 AM
Lot of fat chicks on the cardio equipment, but they don't seem to be getting any thinner. Could be cuz the gym gives out free pizza on Mondays though.
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: Schmoe Buster on November 16, 2008, 07:09:48 AM
too many homos and too many posers, so a lot like getbig
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: BIG ACH on November 16, 2008, 07:11:33 AM
There is this one guy, comes in every other day or so, does the weirdest type of stretching and breathing exercises, sound effects and all, rubs his stomach in front of a mirror in a circular motion for a while as he practices breathing, serious just strange things follow by "ummmmmmmmm" as brings in his arms, I dunno, seriously thinking of just going and asking him what exactly he is doing.
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: dr.chimps on November 16, 2008, 07:11:57 AM
With 31K+ posts I guess you have to live vicariously.  8)
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: basurablanco on November 16, 2008, 07:16:19 AM
Only 2 white guys where I train, and neither one is the owner. ;D
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: mesmorph78 on November 16, 2008, 07:18:39 AM
guys who just started training like first month hoggin the cable machine to do cable crossovers and rear lateral movements .

or my favourite...
the weeder double up movement one guy benches take  while the other guy deadlifts the weight off his chest..
this is done by noobies and advanced trainers
..
 
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: danielson on November 16, 2008, 07:19:01 AM
Only 2 white guys where I train, and neither one is the owner. ;D

Why don't you find a new gym? You ever get robbed?
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: basurablanco on November 16, 2008, 07:21:21 AM
Why don't you find a new gym? You ever get robbed?
Hell no, white trash got nothing to take. ;D
It's a cool place, PL friendly, no contract. Couldn't do better if I tried.
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: danielson on November 16, 2008, 07:22:24 AM
Hell no, white trash got nothing to take. ;D
It's a cool place, PL friendly, no contract. Couldn't do better if I tried.

Aren't the bars slippery? Blacks use a ton of hand lotion.
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: basurablanco on November 16, 2008, 07:24:56 AM
Aren't the bars slippery? Blacks use a ton of hand lotion.
Nope, chalk does the trick.
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: danielson on November 16, 2008, 07:27:14 AM
Nope, chalk does the trick.

Is it ever like a barber shop in there? What I mean is blacks will take a normal business and treat it like a social club cuz they have no place better to go. Do a bunch of blacks just hang out there all day for no good reason?
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: Bluto on November 16, 2008, 07:32:40 AM
Is it ever like a barber shop in there? What I mean is blacks will take a normal business and treat it like a social club cuz they have no place better to go. Do a bunch of blacks just hang out there all day for no good reason?

barbershops are to blacks what getbig is to whities
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: El_Pajero on November 16, 2008, 07:32:45 AM
-grown up roided guys with arms as big as my torso who halfsquat only 140lbs for 8 without feeling ashamed

-a lot of fat women who never get any thinner

-mentally retarded guy who goes crazy on the quadricep extension machine

-2 short guys i have seen wearing shoes with adapted extra thick soles

-skinny concentration camp victim telling me he's going to do a cycle to get in shape for summer while he is benchpressing 100lbs for 7, the eighth rep he failed

-huge 300lbs with abs guy who warms up with my max
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: turnerg31 on November 16, 2008, 07:33:34 AM
Only 2 white guys where I train, and neither one is the owner. ;D

Now that's funny. Only two white guys huh? Do you happen to be one of them?  lol  Anyway, I am currently working in Iraq so I train here on base but I've been living in Kuwait since 1995. As you may or may not know, Kuwait has some really world class gyms.  I've trained in a few of them.  Not for any Length of time because I can't afford it. (costs an arm and a leg) I just like to go every once in a while to experience the atmosphere.  I've been to the famous Oxygen Gym in Kuwait and it's great. Top of the line. This is the gym made famous by Dennis James and crew.  Most of the trainers (called Captains) in the gyms I've trained at are Filipino.  Most very experienced and competitive bodybuilders.  There are no coed gyms in Kuwait except for gyms located in large hotels and resorts.  I guess that lets you know that the gym is full of guys.  Not much for motivation.  Kuwait has a pretty big bodybuilding scene and top of the line gyms seem to be popping up routinely.  Some owners spare no expense to trump the competition.  I wish I had some pics of some of the facilities I've trained in.  Very nice.  Anyway, just thought I'd add to the discussion.

Pat
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on November 16, 2008, 07:33:51 AM
theres a big fat naked guy that lays on the benches in the locker room after he showers...hell lay there for like half an hour
theres a homeless man who is sponsored and he just walks around the gym and does the same bad form exercises
theres a creepy old man who just stares at the buff people
theres this football player who think hes a hot shot who screams after every rep...even real light weight
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: divcom on November 16, 2008, 07:38:00 AM
Now that's funny. Only two white guys huh? Do you happen to be one of them?  lol  Anyway, I am currently working in Iraq so I train here on base but I've been living in Kuwait since 1995. As you may or may not know, Kuwait has some really world class gyms.  I've trained in a few of them.  Not for any Length of time because I can't afford it. (costs an arm and a leg) I just like to go every once in a while to experience the atmosphere.  I've been to the famous Oxygen Gym in Kuwait and it's great. Top of the line. This is the gym made famous by Dennis James and crew.  Most of the trainers (called Captains) in the gyms I've trained at are Filipino.  Most very experienced and competitive bodybuilders.  There are no coed gyms in Kuwait except for gyms located in large hotels and resorts.  I guess that lets you know that the gym is full of guys.  Not much for motivation.  Kuwait has a pretty big bodybuilding scene and top of the line gyms seem to be popping up routinely.  Some owners spare no expense to trump the competition.  I wish I had some pics of some of the facilities I've trained in.  Very nice.  Anyway, just thought I'd add to the discussion.

Pat

what are we talking as far as dollars and cents for usage/memberships?  just curious. 
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: Bluto on November 16, 2008, 07:41:17 AM
Now that's funny. Only two white guys huh? Do you happen to be one of them?  lol  Anyway, I am currently working in Iraq so I train here on base but I've been living in Kuwait since 1995. As you may or may not know, Kuwait has some really world class gyms.  I've trained in a few of them.  Not for any Length of time because I can't afford it. (costs an arm and a leg) I just like to go every once in a while to experience the atmosphere.  I've been to the famous Oxygen Gym in Kuwait and it's great. Top of the line. This is the gym made famous by Dennis James and crew.  Most of the trainers (called Captains) in the gyms I've trained at are Filipino.  Most very experienced and competitive bodybuilders.  There are no coed gyms in Kuwait except for gyms located in large hotels and resorts.  I guess that lets you know that the gym is full of guys.  Not much for motivation.  Kuwait has a pretty big bodybuilding scene and top of the line gyms seem to be popping up routinely.  Some owners spare no expense to trump the competition.  I wish I had some pics of some of the facilities I've trained in.  Very nice.  Anyway, just thought I'd add to the discussion.

Pat

thanks

id like to hear more stories about kuwait !
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: Bluto on November 16, 2008, 07:43:17 AM
theres a big fat naked guy that lays on the benches in the locker room after he showers...hell lay there for like half an hour
theres a homeless man who is sponsored and he just walks around the gym and does the same bad form exercises
theres a creepy old man who just stares at the buff people
theres this football player who think hes a hot shot who screams after every rep...even real light weight

what do you mean the homeless guy is sponsored?
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: turnerg31 on November 16, 2008, 07:45:34 AM
what are we talking as far as dollars and cents for usage/memberships?  just curious. 

For example, at Oxygen gym the prices are as follows:

1 month $148.00
3 months $407
6 moths $721.50
1 year $1184.00

That may not be a lot to some of you but it's a little bit out of my price range. The place I go to is $75.00 a month and has all I need. It's nothing like Oxygen but I can get it done.  

Pat
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: basurablanco on November 16, 2008, 07:46:50 AM
Is it ever like a barber shop in there? What I mean is blacks will take a normal business and treat it like a social club cuz they have no place better to go. Do a bunch of blacks just hang out there all day for no good reason?
No, more boriquas than anything else.
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: basurablanco on November 16, 2008, 07:49:08 AM
Now that's funny. Only two white guys huh? Do you happen to be one of them?  lol  Anyway, I am currently working in Iraq so I train here on base but I've been living in Kuwait since 1995. As you may or may not know, Kuwait has some really world class gyms.  I've trained in a few of them.  Not for any Length of time because I can't afford it. (costs an arm and a leg) I just like to go every once in a while to experience the atmosphere.  I've been to the famous Oxygen Gym in Kuwait and it's great. Top of the line. This is the gym made famous by Dennis James and crew.  Most of the trainers (called Captains) in the gyms I've trained at are Filipino.  Most very experienced and competitive bodybuilders.  There are no coed gyms in Kuwait except for gyms located in large hotels and resorts.  I guess that lets you know that the gym is full of guys.  Not much for motivation.  Kuwait has a pretty big bodybuilding scene and top of the line gyms seem to be popping up routinely.  Some owners spare no expense to trump the competition.  I wish I had some pics of some of the facilities I've trained in.  Very nice.  Anyway, just thought I'd add to the discussion.

Pat
Yup  ;D
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: El_Pajero on November 16, 2008, 07:49:32 AM
Is it true basurablanco, are you a latino?
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: basurablanco on November 16, 2008, 07:52:08 AM
Is it true basurablanco, are you a latino?
No, I'm a redneck.
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: El_Pajero on November 16, 2008, 07:53:13 AM
No, I'm a redneck.


hahaha.  ::)
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: turnerg31 on November 16, 2008, 08:14:01 AM
thanks

id like to hear more stories about Kuwait !

Well, I've been there since 95 so I know a few things.  I've been following the bodybuilding in Kuwait the whole time.  It's funny, when I first got here it was easier for Kuwaitis to go to a pharmacy and get steroids than it was to get regular supplements.  They had to smuggle the supplements in from Bahrain and Dubai.  I was selling boxes of Mega Mass for $100.00 bucks a shot.  Business was good back then. Now supplements are readily available in Kuwait and prices have come down. Not by much.  You think you guys have it bad back in the States.  The prices over here are ridiculous. Incredible. Insane.  I still order my stuff from the States or by it on base so it's all good for me.  Anything specific you want to know just ask.

PT
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: Bluto on November 16, 2008, 08:18:36 AM
Well, I've been there since 95 so I know a few things.  I've been following the bodybuilding in Kuwait the whole time.  It's funny, when I first got here it was easier for Kuwaitis to go to a pharmacy and get steroids than it was to get regular supplements.  They had to smuggle the supplements in from Bahrain and Dubai.  I was selling boxes of Mega Mass for $100.00 bucks a shot.  Business was good back then. Now supplements are readily available in Kuwait and prices have come down. Not by much.  You think you guys have it bad back in the States.  The prices over here are ridiculous. Incredible. Insane.  I still order my stuff from the States or by it on base so it's all good for me.  Anything specific you want to know just ask.

PT

how come bodybuilding is so popular over there? the kuwaities are dressed from top to toe and have beards etc and bodybuilders have hardly no clothes and are clean shaven?
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on November 16, 2008, 08:19:03 AM
what do you mean the homeless guy is sponsored?
another member pays for his membership
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: El_Pajero on November 16, 2008, 08:19:56 AM
how come bodybuilding is so popular over there? the kuwaities are dressed from top to toe and have beards etc and bodybuilders have hardly no clothes and are clean shaven?

maybe they like bodybuilders for other another reason?
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: dov on November 16, 2008, 08:25:04 AM
Only 2 white guys where I train, and neither one is the owner. ;D
prison yard?
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: Bluto on November 16, 2008, 08:25:31 AM
another member pays for his membership

why?
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: Rimbaud on November 16, 2008, 08:26:45 AM
Lot of fat chicks on the cardio equipment, but they don't seem to be getting any thinner. Could be cuz the gym gives out free pizza on Mondays though.

I see that a lot too.  :-\
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: danielson on November 16, 2008, 08:27:41 AM
I see that a lot too.  :-\

The OC has a lot of fat chicks!
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: Rimbaud on November 16, 2008, 08:28:13 AM
The OC has a lot of fat chicks!

Very true...
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: Rimbaud on November 16, 2008, 08:29:33 AM
Lots of Chaldeans at my gym.
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: danielson on November 16, 2008, 08:30:09 AM
Lots of Chaldeans at my gym.

You work out at the nightclubs in Pontiac? ;D
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: Rimbaud on November 16, 2008, 08:31:24 AM
You work out at the nightclubs in Pontiac? ;D

 ;D

No...right now you couldn't pay me to go to Pontiac.
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: Earl1972 on November 16, 2008, 12:19:53 PM
90% of the members look the same as the day they started, if not worse

the personal trainers don't know how to train themselves, let alone somebody else

a few middle aged women like to train in open toed heels

most guys never bench a weight they can handle for more than 6 reps

frail old men like to give advice to larger younger men and they claim to have been huge in their younger days

many guys with twig legs leg press over a 1000 lbs with ease, which tells me big weights don't equal big muscles

every "expert" is either obese or skinny

E
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: johnnynoname on November 16, 2008, 12:21:21 PM
noon-ish is the best time cuz no one is there
the head trainer is actually NOT a douchebag
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: 240 is Back on November 16, 2008, 12:23:59 PM
There really as those men who wear headbands, tiny shorts, high socks, wristbands, moustaches, and old style headphones.
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: mesmorph78 on November 16, 2008, 12:48:39 PM
90% of the members look the same as the day they started, if not worse

the personal trainers don't know how to train themselves, let alone somebody else

a few middle aged women like to train in open toed heels

most guys never bench a weight they can handle for more than 6 reps

frail old men like to give advice to larger younger men and they claim to have been huge in their younger days

many guys with twig legs leg press over a 1000 lbs with ease, which tells me big weights don't equal big muscles

every "expert" is either obese or skinny

E

most guys never bench a weight they can handle for more than 6 reps

... this is so true
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: The Showstoppa on November 16, 2008, 12:49:08 PM
theres a big fat naked guy that lays on the benches in the locker room after he showers...hell lay there for like half an hour
So you train at the same gym as Vance Goodbum?
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: chaos on November 16, 2008, 12:49:28 PM
here is a picture  :D
Looks like a gym that would build a 160lb physique pretty good.
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: The Showstoppa on November 16, 2008, 12:51:16 PM
Looks like a gym that would build a 160lb physique pretty good.

So you are thinking AXA could put on 20lbs working out there?
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: wavelength on November 16, 2008, 12:52:51 PM
when I'm @ tha gym I'm like in tha zone, it's like I'm tha only 1 so I make no observations
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: The Showstoppa on November 16, 2008, 12:54:06 PM
when I'm @ tha gym I'm like in tha zone, it's like I'm tha only 1 so I make no observations

So, you got a bowflex in your garage?
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: koolie1 on November 16, 2008, 12:55:09 PM
Mostly getbigger types with this....
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: wavelength on November 16, 2008, 12:56:02 PM
So, you got a bowflex in your garage?

;D
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: The Showstoppa on November 16, 2008, 12:57:32 PM
;D

I prefer the bosu/stretchtube regimen myself....converted a closet into a gym at the house...i'm the stongest guy in the gym !! Monstah !!
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: wavelength on November 16, 2008, 01:00:54 PM
I prefer the bosu/stretchtube regimen myself....converted a closet into a gym at the house...i'm the stongest guy in the gym !! Monstah !!

The only thing I observe is other people observing my awesomeness. ;D
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: mass 04 on November 16, 2008, 01:03:07 PM
I prefer the bosu/stretchtube regimen myself....converted a closet into a gym at the house...i'm the stongest guy in the gym !! Monstah !!
have you seen AssJhomoerotic in the closet?
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: chaos on November 16, 2008, 01:09:30 PM
So you are thinking AXA could put on 20lbs working out there?
If he times his cycle right, with a few years of experience.......sure.
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: DroppingPlates on November 16, 2008, 01:16:26 PM
Old men, old irons. The only woman are the Playmates on the wall.

(http://bp3.blogger.com/_UTZz8o5jlvE/R7gM9LuBQ7I/AAAAAAAAAAg/InUzhw35laQ/S660/Groep3a.jpg)

I'm not on that picture, still too green for that
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: swilkins1984 on November 16, 2008, 01:22:24 PM
For example, at Oxygen gym the prices are as follows:

1 month $148.00
3 months $407
6 moths $721.50
1 year $1184.00


That may not be a lot to some of you but it's a little bit out of my price range. The place I go to is $75.00 a month and has all I need. It's nothing like Oxygen but I can get it done.  

Pat

 


:o You're kidding? My gym is a very well equipped 3 story YMCA and the membership is $25/month. The only thing it doesnt have that I'd want is a hack squat.
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: Ursus on November 16, 2008, 01:37:00 PM
The more poeple get stronger the more arrogant they become.

The middle aged men whilst in general are dead on, a lot of them are twats.

Very few squat with any depth.

No one has proper form

Most people are friends and you can set your watch to them coming in at a certain time
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: koolie1 on November 16, 2008, 02:09:48 PM
:o You're kidding? My gym is a very well equipped 3 story YMCA and the membership is $25/month. The only thing it doesnt have that I'd want is a hack squat.


I dont know how the fuck they came up with prices like that. I have never paid more than $40 a month for a gym. If I pay $148 am onth for a gym membership, they better deliver breakfast, lunch and dinner to my doorstep everyday.
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: Ursus on November 16, 2008, 02:25:23 PM
mine is 20 quid a month. 40dollars.

So so so so so cheap expecially for being in city center.

Very well equipped DB's up to 120's and adjustable ones up to 130's

Everything you need though basically all free weights with only a few machins ike cable rows and puldowns
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: danielson on November 16, 2008, 02:27:04 PM
Old men, old irons. The only woman are the Playmates on the wall.

(http://bp3.blogger.com/_UTZz8o5jlvE/R7gM9LuBQ7I/AAAAAAAAAAg/InUzhw35laQ/S660/Groep3a.jpg)

I'm not on that picture, still too green for that

You couldn't pay me enough to go to a gym with those dorks.
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: Ursus on November 16, 2008, 02:29:22 PM
My gym is al male. Used to be mixed though owner said women more more hsle than worth.

So many old fella like that exist in my gym. We have at least 20members over 65 years of age who still train. Around 10 over 70 and one or 2 over 80.
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: bigbadwolfe on November 16, 2008, 02:32:03 PM
We have an lady of Indian Decent that is nicknamed KFC cause we seen her in her car holding a bucket of KFC on her big belly eating it in the parking lot before coming in and telling the fitness instructor she dont understand how she cant lose weight.

Well this Chic does a full blown Keagles Exercise regimin right there in the gym. She breathes and squeezes like it is a lamaze class. She does them lying down thrusting her hips, on her hands and knees squeezing her bottom, lying on her back with her legs up in the air, and then lying on her back legs up spreading them on each squeeze. you can literally see her bottome squeezing on every rep. I swear she prolly has tightest pussy you could ever imagine if you could find the damn thing. It is the most god awfullest thing you could ever imagine.

I really need to get this chic on video and show you guys. Even when she trains it sounds like she is in lamaze class. She has her breathing and keagles down to a science. Now if someone could just show her how to train properly. I'm serious it is God Awful watching her try and train it is some funny ass shit.
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: DroppingPlates on November 16, 2008, 02:45:58 PM
You couldn't pay me enough to go to a gym with those dorks.

Haha! No worries, most of them only do their workouts (+drinking lots of coffee, +lots of smalltalk) on Saturday morning.
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: Ursus on November 16, 2008, 02:47:26 PM
Haha so mnay old guys come in for tea toast and coffee or a scone or a biscuit and sit and talk watching an old western or old film on tv.

It kills hours for them.

We also have haircuts every 3 weeks in the gym LOL
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: garebear on November 16, 2008, 02:55:28 PM
I'm currently living and working out in Shenzhen, China. The fitness industry is still very new to the Chinese and, considering the sheer number of people here, hasn't yet caught on in a huge way. However, the gym I go to is super crowded on weekday evenings.

There is one smith machine and every dumbass who comes there has to military press or bench press on it, so I never get to use it during these times. It really sucks ass because there is no way for me to work my calves except on that machine. (Not with any real weight, anyway.)

The gym isn't in all that great a shape, but of course it's better than nothing. I only paid $140 US for an entire year, so I guess I shouldn't complain too much. It's also kind of cool that it sits about 6 stories up, on top of a department store, so it's an original view for a gym.
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: Bluto on November 16, 2008, 02:57:16 PM
Haha so mnay old guys come in for tea toast and coffee or a scone or a biscuit and sit and talk watching an old western or old film on tv.

It kills hours for them.

We also have haircuts every 3 weeks in the gym LOL

toast? westerns on tv? haircuts?

thats quite a gym!
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: Ursus on November 16, 2008, 03:04:16 PM
haha i will def get some pics tomorro.

yes westerns and the old fellas talk about how they would fuck the middle aged women on tv. they discuss their health issues and swear a lot.

Haircuts are 3quid every third saturday. The barber comes in the gym with a hoover and goes down to the changing room. Many people come in just for the haircut. He may cut 10-12 times on any 3rd saturday

yes toast is made inthe kitchen. The menu is funny as fuck. He makes porridge and bananas lol
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: wavelength on November 16, 2008, 03:05:52 PM
haha i will def get some pics tomorro.

yes westerns and the old fellas talk about how they would fuck the middle aged women on tv. they discuss their health issues and swear a lot.

Haircuts are 3quid every third saturday. The barber comes in the gym with a hoover and goes down to the changing room. Many people come in just for the haircut. He may cut 10-12 times on any 3rd saturday

yes toast is made inthe kitchen. The menu is funny as fuck. He makes porridge and bananas lol

That sounds like a funny hardcore gym!
Mustafas gym was like that.
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: Ursus on November 16, 2008, 03:29:54 PM
A girl came in once when i was trianing. bear in mind i was sweating covered in chalk and am almost 6'4 and 230lbs.

He shouted over 'John theres a girlk for you' I turned round apparantly like a fucking rapist breathing heavily and looked at her.

She looked like i was going to rape her...she never returned.

She only came up for a sandwich
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: El_Pajero on November 16, 2008, 03:31:10 PM
A girl came in once when i was trianing. bear in mind i was sweating covered in chalk and am almost 6'4 and 230lbs.

He shouted over 'John theres a girlk for you' I turned round apparantly like a fucking rapist breathing heavily and looked at her.

She looked like i was going to rape her...she never returned.

She only came up for a sandwich

Are you really a rapist Goudy?
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: DroppingPlates on November 16, 2008, 03:37:51 PM
A girl came in once when i was trianing. bear in mind i was sweating covered in chalk and am almost 6'4 and 230lbs.

He shouted over 'John theres a girlk for you' I turned round apparantly like a fucking rapist breathing heavily and looked at her.

She looked like i was going to rape her...she never returned.

She only came up for a sandwich

So she actually came for a treesome?  :P
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: Ursus on November 16, 2008, 03:45:27 PM
Are you really a rapist Goudy?

Haha...No.

Was just funny she freaked out...but then again why did the owner shout over to a petite tiny girl saying 'one for you john'
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: El_Pajero on November 16, 2008, 03:47:24 PM
Haha...No.

Was just funny she freaked out...but then again why did the owner shout over to a petite tiny girl saying 'one for you john'

would you have raped her if you were in a room with her and nobody else ever would have found out goudy!!?!
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: Schoolboy #1 on November 16, 2008, 03:49:44 PM
So she actually came for a treesome?  :P

LOL, liked it.
Honestly that girl is fucking beautiful.
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: Schoolboy #1 on November 16, 2008, 03:52:08 PM
I go to the same gym as Goudy.
And I've observed 40 year old men acting like 12 year old girls, throwing temper tantrums and huffing with other gym members.  Pathetic.
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: pluck on November 16, 2008, 03:55:53 PM
Group of Vietnam Vets that train every morning between 8-10 am. The gym seems to be more of a social gathering for them than actual working out. Still good guys though.

In the last 2 years lots of Arab guys joined. Have NO CLUE how to train. They do a set of bicep curls, pose, set of bench press, pose, set of quad extensions, pose...repeat a few times. Walked in on them in the locker room hitting calf shots and when they saw me they just pretended like they were just drying their hands.

One huge juicer...about 6'1" close to 300 lbs. Really massive, always trains with a tank top. He's got the reddish/pink skin tone and glistens with sweat.

The "girl" behind the desk when you first walk in is at least 50 + lbs overweight. One of the most disgusting women I have ever laid eyes upon.

Only a handful of serious bodybuilders. Every Saturday morning a powerlifting crew comes in and takes over the squat racks, not a big deal since people only use them for shrugs.

An old power lifter who limps like he needs a cane comes in with his wife and does crazy powerlifting movements.

Hot Asian girl who comes in and does the hoola hoop for 20-30 minutes in the aerobics room.
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: Ursus on November 16, 2008, 03:57:51 PM
would you have raped her if you were in a room with her and nobody else ever would have found out goudy!!?!

would she scream or could i gag her LOL
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: Schoolboy #1 on November 16, 2008, 03:58:37 PM
Group of Vietnam Vets that train every morning between 8-10 am. The gym seems to be more of a social gathering for them than actual working out. Still good guys though.

In the last 2 years lots of Arab guys joined. Have NO CLUE how to train. They do a set of bicep curls, pose, set of bench press, pose, set of quad extensions, pose...repeat a few times. Walked in on them in the locker room hitting calf shots and when they saw me they just pretended like they were just drying their hands.

One huge juicer...about 6'1" close to 300 lbs. Really massive, always trains with a tank top. He's got the reddish/pink skin tone and glistens with sweat.

The "girl" behind the desk when you first walk in is at least 50 + lbs overweight. One of the most disgusting women I have ever laid eyes upon.

Only a handful of serious bodybuilders. Every Saturday morning a powerlifting crew comes in and takes over the squat racks, not a big deal since people only use them for shrugs.

An old power lifter who limps like he needs a cane comes in with his wife and does crazy powerlifting movements.

Hot Asian girl who comes in and does the hoola hoop for 20-30 minutes in the aerobics room.

Crazy?  Really? As in bench, squat and dead?
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: Ursus on November 16, 2008, 04:00:16 PM
I go to the same gym as Goudy.
And I've observed 40 year old men acting like 12 year old girls, throwing temper tantrums and huffing with other gym members.  Pathetic.

Haha Shoolboy actually drove a 40year old to madness by saying 'I would prefer if you dont talk to me when i am benching' and carrying on nonchalantly...was very funny...guy threatened to kick ass but every time he has been in the gym with Schoolboy not a word was said by the older guy LOL
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: pluck on November 16, 2008, 05:23:59 PM
Crazy?  Really? As in bench, squat and dead?

I wasn't clear enough. Assistance powerlifting work. Putting 2x4s on his chest and benching, benching off the floor in the squat rack with the pins set very low..makes one hell of a noise when he drops the bar. Connecting elastic bands to the bar and benching...etc.
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: DroppingPlates on November 16, 2008, 08:08:24 PM
Ha ha Shelby actually drove a 40year old to madness by saying 'I would prefer if you dint talk to me when i am benching' and carrying on nonchalantly...was very funny...guy threatened to kick ass but every time he has been in the gym with Schoolboy not a word was said by the older guy LOL

He was right. People should shut up while others are training, unless they know it's ok. We have a member who says "Well I don't think I can handle it" (on a semi relaxed manner) to his spotter while benching a little too heavy.
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: Cavalier22 on November 16, 2008, 08:31:53 PM
Goudy funny story about the girl ha

There is this one fat ass guy, we're talkin obese, with long hair who wears a skintight bodysuit.  The only reason i really noticed him was that he literally takes so long in the lockeroom to get dressed.  I had the misfortune of being next to his locker a few times.  I really think he just likes to be naked in the locker room. He puts on all his shirts , headband, and IPOD on before even puttin on his boxers.  The whole time he is facin out from his locker towards the rst of the locker room.

After gettin out of the shower a different time he sat with his wet bare ass on the bench for a good 3 or 4 minutes and was still tehre when i left. 

People like that creep me out.
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: DroppingPlates on November 17, 2008, 03:59:21 AM
Goudy funny story about the girl ha

There is this one fat ass guy, we're talkin obese, with long hair who wears a skintight bodysuit.  The only reason i really noticed him was that he literally takes so long in the lockeroom to get dressed.  I had the misfortune of being next to his locker a few times.  I really think he just likes to be naked in the locker room. He puts on all his shirts , headband, and IPOD on before even puttin on his boxers.  The whole time he is facin out from his locker towards the rst of the locker room.

After gettin out of the shower a different time he sat with his wet bare ass on the bench for a good 3 or 4 minutes and was still tehre when i left. 

People like that creep me out.

That's the reason I'm glad my gym, well it's rather a oldschool weightlifting club, doesn't have a shower.
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: Cleanest Natural on November 17, 2008, 04:19:51 AM
Lots of Chaldeans at my gym.
:-X i feel 4 you ..

let me guess ...Powerhouse ...next to big beaver ?

Farmington Hills Powerhouse ? ( I got a funny incident there ... told some tough ass chaldean to answer his cell phone as it rang on and on and on and  loud ... he mouthed off. . next time he's in the gym w/ 6 of his buddies and they were looking like they wanted to do something ... next time I bump into him at the blue oyster in birmingham and he get on the cellie and like 12 chaldeans come rushing in barely missing me as I was making my exist ...it was packed ..cocky...annoying, all badasses with their crew .. this kidis a kid who comes frommoney and likes to hang out with hard guys. My training par5tener at that time was Eric Stocz ...ex tight end for the Lions...they gave him some looks but Eric was a semicelebrity so next they wanted to be buddy buddy w/ him so they invited him to hang out ... I'm a friendly person but hated most chaldeans ... nasty race  )
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: LatsMcGee on November 17, 2008, 04:23:43 AM
Farmington always had that awesome Golds,  why bother with the Powerhouse there?
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: Cleanest Natural on November 17, 2008, 04:40:18 AM
Farmington always had that awesome Golds,  why bother with the Powerhouse there?
remindme where the gold's at ?

we went there cause we lived in the apartaments in west bloomfild right across from west bloomfield sports club where we worked .. eric as a personal trainer and me as a tennis pro. It was close to us ...
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: Luv2Hurt on November 17, 2008, 05:10:03 AM
90% of the members look the same as the day they started, if not worse

the personal trainers don't know how to train themselves, let alone somebody else

a few middle aged women like to train in open toed heels

most guys never bench a weight they can handle for more than 6 reps

frail old men like to give advice to larger younger men and they claim to have been huge in their younger days

many guys with twig legs leg press over a 1000 lbs with ease, which tells me big weights don't equal big muscles
every "expert" is either obese or skinny

E


LOL good list

But no...big weights AND a full ROM make big muscles.
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: Earl1972 on November 17, 2008, 11:46:20 AM
LOL good list

But no...big weights AND a full ROM make big muscles.

yeah i guess the full ROM helps, i forgot to mention that they basically do quarter reps

E
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: The ChemistV2 on November 17, 2008, 12:43:33 PM
My gym has a lot of "clones" walking around. Basically all have the same look. Some juiced up guys who like to walk with their lats fully spread, have absurd   "I'm a cage fighter" expressions on their face, ridiculous poorly done tribal tatoos and assorted bad ink jobs all over, the mandatory shaved head or crew cut with obligatory goatees, grunting at the top of their lungs. LOL I probably just pissed off half the getbiggers who no doubt have "adopted" this style in their quest to resemble what they think a weightlifter needs to look like.
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: DroppingPlates on November 17, 2008, 03:56:41 PM
My gym has a lot of "clones" walking around. Basically all have the same look. Some juiced up guys who like to walk with their lats fully spread, have absurd   "I'm a cage fighter" expressions on their face, ridiculous poorly done tribal tatoos and assorted bad ink jobs all over, the mandatory shaved head or crew cut with obligatory goatees, grunting at the top of their lungs. LOL I probably just pissed off half the getbiggers who no doubt have "adopted" this style in their quest to resemble what they think a weightlifter needs to look like.

Haha, right said Fred! I'm fortunate that I don't train in a commercial gym anymore, so no more typical meatheads with ego's as big as a whale, dump cardio babes with iPods or smiling fitness homo's in my space  :)
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: chaos on November 17, 2008, 09:57:47 PM
My gym has a lot of "clones" walking around. Basically all have the same look. Some juiced up guys who like to walk with their lats fully spread, have absurd   "I'm a cage fighter" expressions on their face, ridiculous poorly done tribal tatoos and assorted bad ink jobs all over, the mandatory shaved head or crew cut with obligatory goatees, grunting at the top of their lungs. LOL I probably just pissed off half the getbiggers who no doubt have "adopted" this style in their quest to resemble what they think a weightlifter needs to look like.
I've had that style for 16-17 years. >:(
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: The ChemistV2 on November 18, 2008, 04:56:53 AM
I've had that style for 16-17 years. >:(
Ok, well if you were one of the early ones, then that's perfectly cool. You're one of the leaders. Nothing wrong with the style, just think there are too many imitators and followers.
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: The Showstoppa on November 18, 2008, 05:02:14 AM
Everybody's a cage fighter...
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: jon cole on November 18, 2008, 05:16:19 AM
3 girls for 150 members, a deadllift squat plateform, 5 bench press, ton of weight, chalk everywhere.
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: CAPTAIN INSANO on November 18, 2008, 09:47:30 AM
Typical Fat Slobs on the treadmill

40+ year old men still living the dream ::) ::)

The little twat nuthuggers that follow you around and do every ego set you can imagine ::) ::)
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: Armstrong on November 18, 2008, 10:25:07 AM
anything


this one dude never showers. It is terrifying!
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: IrishMuscle84 on November 18, 2008, 10:26:01 AM
Mostly getbigger types with this....
That would be called FLS, "Fake Lat Syndrome". I hate when i see that shit.
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: CalvinH on November 18, 2008, 10:42:49 AM
My gym has a bunch of old people people that are dressed to the nine's in Under Armour.
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: Man of Steel on November 18, 2008, 11:10:53 AM
Instead of talkin about everyone else in the gym I'll describe myself.   I'm always quiet and always have headphones on listening to my IPOD.   When both men and women pass by and we make eye contact I always politely smile and nod my head to acknowledge them.   I occassionally talk to a few people very briefly.  I never yell, I never talk on a cell, I never carry a gallon of water.   Items I do bring each workout include wrist wraps and my IPOD clipped to my clothes.....sometimes I take a weight belt.  I don't ever slam weights, I don't ever yell during sets, but I will grit my teeth on a heavy set and probably turn a little red.   I wipe off equipment I use.  I say "please" and "excuse me" and "pardon me" and I always try to let people work in that would like to; although, I don't get many asking to work in....1 or 2 here and there.  I don't mind asking anyone for a spot, but I keep my asking to a minimum and do the weightlifting myself.  I never walk with my arms or thighs flared out.  I always wear sleeves.   I never give advice and on those rare occassions if I'm asked a "lifting question" I always say something like, "I'm no kind of trainer, but this is what works for me," and I lay it out simply. 
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: dan18 on November 18, 2008, 02:24:34 PM
anything
seeing bluto cleaning the showers in the gym but never works out  ;D
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: funk51 on August 25, 2018, 07:40:50 AM
here is a picture  :D
                                            you train with howard ??? ??? ???
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: funk51 on August 25, 2018, 07:42:01 AM
Old men, old irons. The only woman are the Playmates on the wall.

(http://bp3.blogger.com/_UTZz8o5jlvE/R7gM9LuBQ7I/AAAAAAAAAAg/InUzhw35laQ/S660/Groep3a.jpg)

I'm not on that picture, still too green for that
                  would not hit ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: funk51 on August 25, 2018, 07:48:32 AM
when your older than dirt, they give you a golden ticket to train in over 10'000 different gyms for free= including gold's and many others...currently i'm going here for recreation,and entertainment which happens on a daily basis..the glorious house of gainz where size is the prize, swole is the goal........ LET"S GO.
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: funk51 on August 25, 2018, 07:55:08 AM
when your older than dirt, they give you a golden ticket to train in over 10'000 different gyms for free= including gold's and many others...currently i'm going here for recreation,and entertainment which happens on a daily basis..the glorious house of gainz where size is the prize, swole is the goal........ LET"S GO.
     resident porn star
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: funk51 on August 25, 2018, 08:25:20 AM
 ::)
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: falco on August 25, 2018, 08:25:38 AM
I once got banned for bumping a 10 year old thread.
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: Thin Lizzy on August 25, 2018, 08:26:14 AM
Fat broads on a treadmill.
Title: Re: tell me some observations from the gym you go to
Post by: funk51 on August 25, 2018, 08:27:30 AM
::)
they went cheap on the sign.. :D :D :D :D :D