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Resume / CV questions (Bodybuilding related)
« on: September 09, 2009, 02:08:43 AM »
I need some help with writing my resume in English.

Do you have any information or maybe a good example for a resume online? I've already searched a bit but cannot say which one is good or not. I'm applying for international companies, so i want to add a CV in English as well.

Oh and, i wonder what Frank Zane would write in his Resume, he has quite a career behind him.

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Re: Resume / CV questions (Bodybuilding related)
« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2009, 02:29:02 AM »
Come on Kiwi, i know you're lurking!  ;D
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Re: Resume / CV questions (Bodybuilding related)
« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2009, 02:31:44 AM »
"Hello My name is (insert name here) and I post on GetBig. That's all thank you for your time"
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Re: Resume / CV questions (Bodybuilding related)
« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2009, 02:34:27 AM »
Quote from: Swede! on September 09, 2009, 02:31:44 AM
"Hello My name is (insert name here) and I post on GetBig. That's all thank you for your time"

lol, yes, that might do.

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Re: Resume / CV questions (Bodybuilding related)
« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2009, 02:35:59 AM »
Quote from: DonkeyKong on September 09, 2009, 02:34:27 AM
lol, yes, that might do.



Might?

you're walking on this ice Mr Donkey.
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Re: Resume / CV questions (Bodybuilding related)
« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2009, 03:01:29 AM »
Quote from: Swede! on September 09, 2009, 02:35:59 AM
Might?

you're walking on this ice Mr Donkey.

Well, i plan on keeping my job longer than 10 working days, Swede.  ;D ;D
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Re: Resume / CV questions (Bodybuilding related)
« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2009, 03:05:42 AM »
They caught you posing in the bathroom mirror again and sacked you, eh?  ;D

Can't help on the CV.  Just stopping by to bust your nutz.
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Re: Resume / CV questions (Bodybuilding related)
« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2009, 03:08:00 AM »
Quote from: DonkeyKong on September 09, 2009, 03:01:29 AM
Well, i plan on keeping my job longer than 10 working days, Swede.  ;D ;D

lowblow  :(       ;D
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Re: Resume / CV questions (Bodybuilding related)
« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2009, 03:09:22 AM »
Quote from: Tapeworm on September 09, 2009, 03:05:42 AM
They caught you posing in the bathroom mirror again and sacked you, eh?  ;D

Can't help on the CV.  Just stopping by to bust your nutz.

bwaahahah, no, not yet.

Actually, IF they caught me at anytime in the office, I am SURE they'd sack me. I do everything here but work. Nobody found out for over a year, but now my japanese skills begin to diminish as i don't use it at all besides shit-chat with the co-workers and surfing pages on japanese history. I fucking hate my workplace.  ;D
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Re: Resume / CV questions (Bodybuilding related)
« Reply #9 on: September 09, 2009, 03:24:46 AM »
Quote from: Swede! on September 09, 2009, 02:31:44 AM
"Hello My name is (insert name here) and I post on GetBig. That's all thank you for your time"

  Not only will this get you in the door to most major corporations, but they will likely replace their CEO and president when they realize who they've stumbled upon. 
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Re: Resume / CV questions (Bodybuilding related)
« Reply #10 on: September 09, 2009, 03:28:09 AM »
Quote from: Swedish Viking on September 09, 2009, 03:24:46 AM
  Not only will this get you in the door to most major corporations, but they will likely replace their CEO and president when they realize who they've stumbled upon. 

looking at the current crisis, i also think that you could get a 10 billion $$ termination pay when you screw up after three weeks!  ;D
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Re: Resume / CV questions (Bodybuilding related)
« Reply #11 on: September 09, 2009, 04:07:45 AM »
 :D

donkey realizing that he is a worthless individual contributing with nada to a worthless company

get's sacked

sits around all day doing nothing

your piglet must be proud of his "hardworking" papa

and chinese wifey handing extra sucky fucky for the dough you bring home lol
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Re: Resume / CV questions (Bodybuilding related)
« Reply #12 on: September 09, 2009, 04:10:05 AM »
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Re: Resume / CV questions (Bodybuilding related)
« Reply #13 on: September 09, 2009, 04:12:57 AM »
Quote from: DonkeyKong on September 09, 2009, 02:08:43 AM
I need some help with writing my resume in English.

Do you have any information or maybe a good example for a resume online? I've already searched a bit but cannot say which one is good or not. I'm applying for international companies, so i want to add a CV in English as well.

Oh and, i wonder what Frank Zane would write in his Resume, he has quite a career behind him.



Damm did he really come 2nd looking like that?

LOL and people believe this is natural



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Re: Resume / CV questions (Bodybuilding related)
« Reply #14 on: September 09, 2009, 04:14:51 AM »
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Re: Resume / CV questions (Bodybuilding related)
« Reply #15 on: September 09, 2009, 04:39:14 AM »
Donkey my fellow traitor, since you say you are bored, I would realy appreciate it when you review one of my articles that I will be posting in the future. Currently I'm still bussy doing more research on it, but once its up I'll pm you. It will hit home I'm sure.
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Re: Resume / CV questions (Bodybuilding related)
« Reply #16 on: September 09, 2009, 04:42:56 AM »
skip just cant be natural therefore he looks too good. a real natural in that condition would look like a grashopper.
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Re: Resume / CV questions (Bodybuilding related)
« Reply #17 on: September 09, 2009, 04:43:28 AM »
Quote from: Blücher on September 09, 2009, 04:39:14 AM
Donkey my fellow traitor, since you say you are bored, I would realy appreciate it when you review one of my articles that I will be posting in the future. Currently I'm still bussy doing more research on it, but once its up I'll pm you. It will hit home I'm sure.

Storkie?

Deicide?
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Re: Resume / CV questions (Bodybuilding related)
« Reply #18 on: September 09, 2009, 05:06:51 AM »
Quote from: sevastase on September 09, 2009, 04:07:45 AM
:D

donkey realizing that he is a worthless individual contributing with nada to a worthless company

get's sacked

sits around all day doing nothing

your piglet must be proud of his "hardworking" papa

and chinese wifey handing extra sucky fucky for the dough you bring home lol

Got any more teletubby conspiracies you'd like to share with us as of late?
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Re: Resume / CV questions (Bodybuilding related)
« Reply #19 on: September 09, 2009, 05:10:50 AM »
Quote from: DonkeyKong on September 09, 2009, 04:43:28 AM
Storkie?

Deicide?

Spelling mistake..........so def not Deicide.
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Re: Resume / CV questions (Bodybuilding related)
« Reply #20 on: September 09, 2009, 05:17:59 AM »
Quote from: webcke on September 09, 2009, 05:10:50 AM
Spelling mistake..........so def not Deicide.

I was just guessing from the name, Blücher. Nice!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gebhard_Leberecht_von_Bl%C3%BCcher

I guess Storkie was an insult, please excuse that, Blücher.
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Re: Resume / CV questions (Bodybuilding related)
« Reply #21 on: September 09, 2009, 05:18:48 AM »
Kein problem Her DK.
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Re: Resume / CV questions (Bodybuilding related)
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Re: Resume / CV questions (Bodybuilding related)
« Reply #23 on: September 09, 2009, 05:22:58 AM »
Quote from: Blücher on September 09, 2009, 05:18:48 AM
Kein problem Her DK.
Back off DK doesnt bat like wiggs does..

isnt it herr ?
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Re: Resume / CV questions (Bodybuilding related)
« Reply #24 on: September 09, 2009, 05:24:20 AM »
Quote from: WillGrant on September 09, 2009, 05:22:58 AM
Back off DK doesnt bat like wiggs does..

isnt it herr ?

It's wasimmer I say it is.
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