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Title: Branch Pic.
Post by: hipolito mejia on September 12, 2013, 10:40:49 AM
What do you think ?
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Post by: delta9mda on September 12, 2013, 10:43:44 AM
Right legs smaller and the right lat tear ain't helping.
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Post by: G_Thang on September 12, 2013, 10:44:51 AM
Small Package.  :(  Good Luck with that Trish. 
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Post by: DroppingPlates on September 12, 2013, 10:45:29 AM
I think.. you're a disgusting schmoe pig
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Post by: Papper on September 12, 2013, 10:46:30 AM
Why did you airbrush his dick away?
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Post by: Big Chiro Flex on September 12, 2013, 10:52:23 AM
What do you think ?

You make me sick.
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Post by: Irongrip400 on September 12, 2013, 10:54:07 AM
Small Package.  :(  Good Luck with that Trish. 

Yeah, no homo and all, but where'd his pecker go?
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Post by: beakdoctor on September 12, 2013, 10:59:21 AM
Of course he's got no dick. His entire persona reeks of little dick syndrome. Lololol. Proving the stereotype right.LOLOLOL.
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Post by: delta9mda on September 12, 2013, 11:04:56 AM
Wow on further inspection ( no homo) he really has a walnut sized pack.
They have drugs for that.
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Post by: Ronnie Rep on September 12, 2013, 11:05:33 AM
What do you think ?
Not much!
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Post by: hipolito mejia on September 12, 2013, 11:26:11 AM
Of course he's got no dick. His entire persona reeks of little dick syndrome. Lololol. Proving the stereotype right.LOLOLOL.


You sound like an 18 year old white chick right out of high school and on to the night life"  .
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Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on September 12, 2013, 11:30:45 AM
Maybe he's posing in a freezer
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Post by: Frank Clairmonte on September 12, 2013, 11:32:19 AM
he looks quite good.
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Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on September 12, 2013, 11:34:19 AM
he looks quite good.

He does look better than he has in awhile. Must of switched up that stupid way of training and took a good look at himself...
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Post by: TrueGrit on September 12, 2013, 11:35:56 AM
Inner thighs look like they rub,bleed and stink.
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Post by: Tito24 on September 12, 2013, 11:37:17 AM
is he still alive in that pic
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Post by: beakdoctor on September 12, 2013, 12:07:53 PM

You sound like an 18 year old white chick right out of high school and on to the night life"  .

You're reaching.
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Post by: arce1988 on September 12, 2013, 12:08:53 PM
 no hair
 no fore arms
 no penis
 no balls
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Post by: freespirit on September 12, 2013, 12:10:29 PM
Even lesser than a beta male. What a disgrace.   :-X
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Post by: beakdoctor on September 12, 2013, 12:15:22 PM
Penoris.
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Post by: The Italian Lifter on September 12, 2013, 01:04:29 PM
He does look better than he has in awhile. Must of switched up that stupid way of training and took a good look at himself...

How is he training?
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Post by: Coach is Back! on September 12, 2013, 01:08:22 PM
He does look better than he has in awhile. Must of switched up that stupid way of training and took a good look at himself...

And what stupid way of training would that be? Fuck, at least he trains unlike most others who just go through the motions.
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Post by: Mr Nobody on September 12, 2013, 01:11:49 PM
Ears just like Will Brink.
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Post by: HTexan on September 12, 2013, 02:43:47 PM
What do you think ?
Epic short man that is short in the pants (no homo)
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Post by: Irongrip400 on September 12, 2013, 06:00:26 PM
Penoris.

Seriously, wtf. Why would you even go out like that. If I was that small I'd go out in fucking shorts. Denise Masino has a bigger dick than him.
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Post by: Wolfox on September 12, 2013, 06:22:54 PM
The epitome of masculinity.
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Post by: ProudVirgin69 on September 12, 2013, 06:27:25 PM

You sound like an 18 year old white chick right out of high school and on to the night life"  .

Lol like you're in any kind of position to insult someone
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Post by: Fortress on September 12, 2013, 09:40:30 PM
Okay, what's with those trunks?! And (no homo) he does appear to have next to zero in the wang and balls category, yeah. That's just embarrassing.

Guy's brutal gigantic, but his look isn't appealing, in the least.

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Post by: Croatch on September 12, 2013, 10:13:32 PM
You have to marvel at these beasts who pose in trunks with a pea size package.  Real manly.
"I do what it takes to be the best!" ::). Haha. Oh brother.
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Post by: Master Blaster on September 12, 2013, 10:16:06 PM
OK tough guys, he is what he is. Bodybuilding wise, he looks better than he has in a while.
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Post by: FitnessFrenzy on September 12, 2013, 10:20:42 PM
I think.. you're a disgusting schmoe pig

so is Branch.
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Post by: Big Chiro Flex on September 12, 2013, 11:06:47 PM
You have to marvel at these beasts who pose in trunks with a pea size package.  Real manly.
"I do what it takes to be the best!" ::). Haha. Oh brother.

Maybe you forgot this is a bodybuilding board  ???
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Post by: bebop396 on September 12, 2013, 11:12:56 PM
He always comes in shredded, which is why he places well....I do not care for the tough guy persona either, but that is how they grow them in Texas...
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Post by: DroppingPlates on September 13, 2013, 03:35:57 AM
so is Branch.

Trish isn't that bad, and I never saw a Jimmmyzproductions or Musclegallery pic of Branch ;)
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Post by: Wiggs on September 13, 2013, 04:45:20 AM
Branch needs to be sponsored by Levrone's posing pouch stuffer. Branch's cock has withered away and fallen off. No homo.
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Post by: MORTALCOIL on September 13, 2013, 05:08:29 AM
What do you think ?

I'll start thinking once I'm done throwing up.
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Post by: The Italian Lifter on September 13, 2013, 05:32:18 AM
How is he training?

bump

HIT? Heavy duty?
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Post by: DroppingPlates on September 13, 2013, 05:33:20 AM
bump

HIT? Heavy duty?

Caveman style
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Post by: The Italian Lifter on September 13, 2013, 05:38:44 AM
Caveman style

he's got the correct look indeed  ;D
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Post by: Pet shop boys on September 13, 2013, 05:43:43 AM
Okay, what's with those trunks?! And (no homo) he does appear to have next to zero in the wang and balls category, yeah. That's just embarrassing.

Guy's brutal gigantic, but his look isn't appealing, in the least.



Same goes to female  bodybuilders they're lucky implants are available cause the vast majority have next to zero when it comes to boobs.


They could pose topless and you wouldnt notice they're females  lol.


WooSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Post by: shrek on September 13, 2013, 05:50:02 AM
He always comes in shredded, which is why he places well....I do not care for the tough guy persona either, but that is how they grow them in Texas...
that's one of our favorite things to do , SHOOT big bullets at anything that moves
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Post by: MORTALCOIL on September 13, 2013, 05:51:22 AM
Same goes to female  bodybuilders they're lucky implants are available cause the vast majority have next to zero when it comes to boobs.


They could pose topless and you wouldnt notice they're females  lol.


WooSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Most female Bbers are apparently endowed way more than poor Branch. Most gay guys would probably turn to a female Bber for a G4P/ass pounding session before thinking of Branch. It is strange.
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Post by: anab0lic on September 13, 2013, 05:59:35 AM
best ive seen him look in a while tbh..
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Post by: Pet shop boys on September 13, 2013, 06:04:04 AM
Most female Bbers are apparently endowed way more than poor Branch. Most gay guys would probably turn to a female Bber for a G4P/ass pounding session before thinking of Branch. It is strange.


Female BB = big clit.

Male BB = small dick

No longer a myth ......

Thanks Branch



WoooSHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Post by: Hulkotron on September 13, 2013, 06:05:35 AM
Athletic
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Post by: Pet shop boys on September 13, 2013, 06:06:51 AM
Of course he's got no dick. His entire persona reeks of little dick syndrome. Lololol. Proving the stereotype right.LOLOLOL.

If he's a grower (no homo) you think he can get over 3.5 inches fully erected ?



WoooSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Post by: The Italian Lifter on September 13, 2013, 06:07:33 AM
If he's a grower (no homo) you think he can be over 3.5 inches?



WoooSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHH

a grower bwahahahahahhaha he needs a miracle for christ's sake
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Post by: Nails on September 13, 2013, 06:30:12 AM
this dude posted this pic of Brunch 4 days ago




(http://distilleryimage8.s3.amazonaws.com/500079d2198d11e3a8b922000a1f8ac2_7.jpg)
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Post by: MB on September 13, 2013, 06:53:26 AM
this dude posted this pic of Brunch 4 days ago


(http://distilleryimage8.s3.amazonaws.com/500079d2198d11e3a8b922000a1f8ac2_7.jpg)
Random gym dude dwarfing Branch.  He's probably wishing it was Phil next to him so he wouldn't look so small. 
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Post by: Mr Nobody on September 13, 2013, 06:54:36 AM
Elf.
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Post by: TrueGrit on September 13, 2013, 06:54:59 AM
'The dude' looks better than Branch.
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Post by: RocketSwitch625 on September 13, 2013, 07:45:27 AM
What do you think ?

The smallest codpiece in bodybuilding.
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Post by: Victor VonDoom on September 13, 2013, 07:52:43 AM
A bunch of "straight" dudes obsessing over Branch's dong.  Bah ha ha ha ha

Doom is amused.
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Post by: RocketSwitch625 on September 13, 2013, 07:56:01 AM
I've got to say I hated the pig killing video he did with Dorian Yates. I thought the Shadow had more sense.
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Post by: Archer77 on September 13, 2013, 08:00:46 AM
I can imagine the lil goblin reading this thread with steam coming out of his ears.   He's screaming frantically "Trish get over here".  "Am I small"?  " what do you mean", she says?  "You know, down there", pointing just below his weight belt. "You can be honest.  I won't be mad". "No branch, you're just right"  Trish kisses branch gently on the forehead and walks back into the kitchen to watch the Kai grapefruit video again.
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Post by: The Italian Lifter on September 13, 2013, 08:03:22 AM
I can imagine the lil goblin reading this thread with steam coming out of his ears.   He's screaming frantically "Trish get over here".  "Am I small"?  " what do you mean", she says?  "You know, down there", pointing just below his weight belt. "You can be honest.  I won't be mad". "No branch, you're just right"  Trish kisses branch gently on the forehead and walks back into the kitchen to watch the Kai grapefruit video again.

this must go straight into the getbig best quotes
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Post by: Pet shop boys on September 13, 2013, 08:16:46 AM
Word is he'll be posing to this song at the O.








WoooSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on September 13, 2013, 08:27:16 AM
I can imagine the lil goblin reading this thread with steam coming out of his ears.   He's screaming frantically "Trish get over here".  "Am I small"?  " what do you mean", she says?  "You know, down there", pointing just below his weight belt. "You can be honest.  I won't be mad". "No branch, you're just right"  Trish kisses branch gently on the forehead and walks back into the kitchen to watch the Kai grapefruit video again.

lmao
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Post by: Wiggs on September 13, 2013, 08:29:24 AM
I can imagine the lil goblin reading this thread with steam coming out of his ears.   He's screaming frantically "Trish get over here".  "Am I small"?  " what do you mean", she says?  "You know, down there", pointing just below his weight belt. "You can be honest.  I won't be mad". "No branch, you're just right"  Trish kisses branch gently on the forehead and walks back into the kitchen to watch the Kai grapefruit video again.

literally LOL!
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Post by: Papper on September 13, 2013, 09:18:40 AM
I can imagine the lil goblin reading this thread with steam coming out of his ears.   He's screaming frantically "Trish get over here".  "Am I small"?  " what do you mean", she says?  "You know, down there", pointing just below his weight belt. "You can be honest.  I won't be mad". "No branch, you're just right"  Trish kisses branch gently on the forehead and walks back into the kitchen to watch the Kai grapefruit video again.

Lol!!!! Very good
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Post by: hipolito mejia on September 13, 2013, 11:29:53 AM
Let's not forget, It's not the size of the ship. It's the motion of the ocean.".....  any hot girl can tell you that.....
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Post by: Nails on September 13, 2013, 11:48:26 AM
who in the family do you think it's to eat the deers balls??
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Post by: Primemuscle on September 13, 2013, 12:19:12 PM
Something for all you size queens.

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Post by: DroppingPlates on September 13, 2013, 12:22:18 PM
Something for all you size queens.



The last two pics were made during guest appearances.
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Post by: MORTALCOIL on September 13, 2013, 12:53:34 PM
I can imagine the lil goblin reading this thread with steam coming out of his ears.   He's screaming frantically "Trish get over here".  "Am I small"?  " what do you mean", she says?  "You know, down there", pointing just below his weight belt. "You can be honest.  I won't be mad". "No branch, you're just right"  Trish kisses branch gently on the forehead and walks back into the kitchen to watch the Kai grapefruit video again.

Are you saying Branch is still wondering why Trish has been insisting for a year now on putting a towel over her head when they're having sex?
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Post by: Nails on September 13, 2013, 12:55:12 PM
Other Branch Pic , but in this one is dry






(http://www.exo-terra.com/download/high_res/products/images/PT3077_Forest_Branch.jpg)
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Post by: WiseGuy on September 13, 2013, 01:50:09 PM
What do you think ?

Garbage
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Post by: WalterWhite on September 13, 2013, 03:12:36 PM
Maybe he's posing in a freezer

 ;D
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Post by: Archer77 on September 13, 2013, 03:35:07 PM
Are you saying Branch is still wondering why Trish has been insisting for a year now on putting a towel over her head when they're having sex?

I'm saying he's getting a little suspicious that every time they have sex she has to spray him down with jan tana first.
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Post by: davej1963 on September 13, 2013, 03:55:28 PM
Branch may be small, but he's he's probably bigger than Tom Platz.

(http://i726.photobucket.com/albums/ww268/davej1963/platz_zpsc7263181.jpg)
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Post by: hipolito mejia on September 16, 2013, 05:40:59 PM
Branch may be small, but he's he's probably bigger than Tom Platz.

(http://i726.photobucket.com/albums/ww268/davej1963/platz_zpsc7263181.jpg)



You don't say.
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Post by: OneMoreRep on September 16, 2013, 05:42:18 PM
Small Package.  :(  Good Luck with that Trish. 

Thanks for pointing it out. I thought I was the only one that noticed..

The man practically has a functional vagina at this point.

"1"
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Post by: Bevo on September 16, 2013, 06:18:50 PM
Gotta be photoshopped  :-\
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Post by: 240 is Back on September 16, 2013, 06:19:36 PM
branch looks average standing alone.   Other dudes look streamlined and amazing standing alone.

THEN

At the O, Branch comes in shredded and no matter how pretty a physique is, dude looks fat and watery and outta shape next to branch.

Besides... branch is the hero to the hard-working, gun-shooting, God-fearing base of BBing fans.  They don't take kindly to these jokers showing off sports cars by taking up 3 parking spots and flexing while they sign bank deposit slips.   Just show up, work your ass off, and get the job done.  All these cats whining about the haters and the chip on their shoulder, they sound like a bunch of fcking wimps, when you think about it.  Fans love that Branch doesn't have time for that bulllshite.
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Post by: nzmusclemonster on September 16, 2013, 06:25:05 PM
Mike Arvilla glad he's not the only one.
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Post by: old-school-lifter on September 16, 2013, 06:26:30 PM
package wise, Branch looks about the same small cock as Dorian (no homo)
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Post by: Archer77 on September 16, 2013, 06:28:51 PM
I hope Branch sees this thread. 
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Post by: Bevo on September 16, 2013, 06:31:10 PM
package wise, Branch looks about the same small cock as Dorian (no homo)

Can't forget Steve "the Hungarian hammer" namat :D
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Post by: Bevo on September 16, 2013, 06:32:29 PM
Mike Arvilla glad he's not the only one.

Haha Laura was brutal on him  ;D
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Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on September 16, 2013, 07:39:36 PM
(http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/thefw.com/files/2013/07/1337880421_soldier_belly_flop.gif)
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Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on September 16, 2013, 07:43:44 PM
(http://i688.photobucket.com/albums/vv248/toi_pokorface_ase/2nqunnkjpg.gif)
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Post by: The_Punisher on September 17, 2013, 05:10:52 AM
LOL.....good luck, Branch