branch looks average standing alone. Other dudes look streamlined and amazing standing alone.
THEN
At the O, Branch comes in shredded and no matter how pretty a physique is, dude looks fat and watery and outta shape next to branch.
Besides... branch is the hero to the hard-working, gun-shooting, God-fearing base of BBing fans. They don't take kindly to these jokers showing off sports cars by taking up 3 parking spots and flexing while they sign bank deposit slips. Just show up, work your ass off, and get the job done. All these cats whining about the haters and the chip on their shoulder, they sound like a bunch of fcking wimps, when you think about it. Fans love that Branch doesn't have time for that bulllshite.