Author Topic: BRANCH WINS THE ARNOLD, THE CULT IS DEAD  (Read 25300 times)

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Re: BRANCH WINS THE ARNOLD, THE CULT IS DEAD
« Reply #50 on: March 04, 2012, 02:17:58 AM »
Critera for winning the arnold

1. Get the widest waist u can!!  Look like a fuckin frige from top to bottom!!!
2. Get the biggest ass you can! Ifbb judges love the biggest asses on stage so they go so far done your fuckin leg you can't see your hamstrings!!!
3. Get as many injuries as you can so you have the worst symmetry on the planet!! IFBB judges hate pleasing physiques and love muscles that are not torn and totally fucked up much better!!!

Do these 3 things and you too can be an arnold winner!!

This thing is totally shit WOlf should of won easily. Branch looks like a fat guy with abs!!!! >:(



The Arnold was the best show, now they ruined it too.

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Re: BRANCH WINS THE ARNOLD, THE CULT IS DEAD
« Reply #51 on: March 04, 2012, 02:24:42 AM »
what in the hell! the one little midget who shouldnt even be on a stage because of his huge imbalances won the classic?! haha

fuck you guys-   I'm happy branch won. I'm suck of seeing these guys with huge arms dominate shows, you need the chest pecs are the most important bodypart- and branch has it in spades. True- may not have the prettiest physique but he is one bad ####. .. strong as all hell , bald and rocks a goatee.

plus his wife is hot as fuck 8)

lol hope this is a joke post

BULLSHIT

From: IFBB Professional Division
To: All IFBB Professional Members
Re: SYMMETRY & NATURAL AESTHETICS


Montreal, Canada, April 13, 2005: With a mandate from President Ben Weider, the Professional Committee and a team of expert advisors recently evaluated the issues associated with muscular development, such as size, shape, density, separation and definition, in relation to symmetry and natural aesthetics.

Certain objective criteria are involved in assessing symmetry and natural aesthetics in competitive bodybuilding. Of great significance are the qualities of balance, proportion and the overall “flow” of the physique, including classic attributes such as a dramatic “V-taper”; from broad shoulders and a wide back to a streamlined waist and a flat, muscular abdomen. In addition, there should be balance between upper and lower body development, and harmony between the left and right sides of the body. These characteristics have been the hallmark of a bodybuilder’s physique for decades, and it is the intent of this Advisory Notice to reaffirm their significance.

Distended abdomens and distorted muscles negatively impact upon symmetry and natural aesthetics and, therefore, detract from the overall physique. Athletes and judges are advised that muscle size at the expense of symmetry and natural aesthetics will not be assessed favourably.

All inquiries regarding the IFBB Professional Division should be directed to:

Jim Manion
Chairman
IFBB Professional Division
P.O. Box 3224
Pittsburgh , PA 15230

Toll Free: 1-866-304-4322
Tel: (412) 276-5027
Fax: (412) 281-0470
E-mail: ifbbprodivision@aol.com
 

lol, somebody better pm the bb judges these rules asap because there is no chance they have read that

btw why do they state symmetry and then write "in addition" balance between right and left side, isnt that the same thing? either way nobody's read that.

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Re: BRANCH WINS THE ARNOLD, THE CULT IS DEAD
« Reply #52 on: March 04, 2012, 02:26:46 AM »
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Re: BRANCH WINS THE ARNOLD, THE CULT IS DEAD
« Reply #53 on: March 04, 2012, 02:28:22 AM »
branch will die soon

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Re: BRANCH WINS THE ARNOLD, THE CULT IS DEAD
« Reply #54 on: March 04, 2012, 02:29:30 AM »

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Re: BRANCH WINS THE ARNOLD, THE CULT IS DEAD
« Reply #55 on: March 04, 2012, 02:36:00 AM »
Arnold should of been a man and handed the trophy to WOlf you know he would of wanted to!!!

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Re: BRANCH WINS THE ARNOLD, THE CULT IS DEAD
« Reply #56 on: March 04, 2012, 02:38:50 AM »
branch will die soon

One thing that would be good for the sport right there!!!

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Re: BRANCH WINS THE ARNOLD, THE CULT IS DEAD
« Reply #57 on: March 04, 2012, 02:41:30 AM »
branch will die soon

three other midgets with t-rex arms will be standing in the bushes ready to jump in.

it's the judges who must perish

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« Reply #58 on: March 04, 2012, 03:14:30 AM »
What a joke this bullshit is.

Agreed...professional bodybuilding is a J O K E !!

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Re: BRANCH WINS THE ARNOLD, THE CULT IS DEAD
« Reply #59 on: March 04, 2012, 03:16:30 AM »
1 Branch Warren
2 Tim Belknap
3 Benny Podda
4 Ivan Putski

The official results of the ASC. ::) ::)Well,they do have a "Classic" class now,so these are the results of the "Blocky Stump" class.

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Re: BRANCH WINS THE ARNOLD, THE CULT IS DEAD
« Reply #60 on: March 04, 2012, 03:38:17 AM »
branch will die soon

Is that a threat?  :P

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Re: BRANCH WINS THE ARNOLD, THE CULT IS DEAD
« Reply #61 on: March 04, 2012, 03:41:13 AM »
If a competitor is going to have a wide waist; he should at least have excessively wide shoulders.... guys like Cutler or Ruhl can sort of get away with the bigger waistline. BUT NOT BRANCH!!!!  He is gross

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Re: BRANCH WINS THE ARNOLD, THE CULT IS DEAD
« Reply #62 on: March 04, 2012, 03:45:23 AM »


His right pec is messed up too, as thought.  How in the world Ronnie couldn't win #9 but this troll wins the Arnold Classic.  I'd like for Chick to explain this, since he was the one on the feed pushing Branch.  This guy has twice as many tears as Ronnie had in 2006.

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Re: BRANCH WINS THE ARNOLD, THE CULT IS DEAD
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« Reply #64 on: March 04, 2012, 03:50:37 AM »
So his right leg is fucked up, his back looks fucked up and soft, his right pec is slightly fucked up, and his arms suck.




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Re: BRANCH WINS THE ARNOLD, THE CULT IS DEAD
« Reply #65 on: March 04, 2012, 04:08:43 AM »
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Re: BRANCH WINS THE ARNOLD, THE CULT IS DEAD
« Reply #66 on: March 04, 2012, 04:21:59 AM »

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Re: BRANCH WINS THE ARNOLD, THE CULT IS DEAD
« Reply #67 on: March 04, 2012, 04:35:55 AM »


Guess you have to be blind to be an IFBB judge.

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« Reply #68 on: March 04, 2012, 04:47:05 AM »
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I guess it's "Shows are won from the calves" these days.

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Re: BRANCH WINS THE ARNOLD, THE CULT IS DEAD
« Reply #69 on: March 04, 2012, 04:50:22 AM »
 ;D

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Re: BRANCH WINS THE ARNOLD, THE CULT IS DEAD
« Reply #70 on: March 04, 2012, 04:51:17 AM »
I guess it's "Shows are won from the calves" these days.

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Re: BRANCH WINS THE ARNOLD, THE CULT IS DEAD
« Reply #71 on: March 04, 2012, 04:54:14 AM »
the cult is dead

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Re: BRANCH WINS THE ARNOLD, THE CULT IS DEAD
« Reply #72 on: March 04, 2012, 05:11:39 AM »

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Re: BRANCH WINS THE ARNOLD, THE CULT IS DEAD
« Reply #73 on: March 04, 2012, 05:17:28 AM »
This win was nothing more than a message of hope to the all drugs community:

- If you have no lines and look like a injured walking drug side effect you will win the arnold.

I no longer call myself a bodybuilder. I'm a Zanebenfattobuchananbuil der.

Sadness is in my heart :(

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Re: BRANCH WINS THE ARNOLD, THE CULT IS DEAD
« Reply #74 on: March 04, 2012, 05:25:19 AM »

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