Anthony & Cleopatra? they just had it on the news here today that the neither of them looked anything like Liz Taylor or Mr. Harris. In fact, they've just now got this silver coin on display which (if the impression from ages ago is legit) shows that the pair of them were pugugly.
xL
ps: Heathcliffe and Wuthering Heights. Nasty romance that, but great...
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oh how about that fantastic amazing line: "Quite frankly darling, I don't give a damn"