Congrats on 200 pages my Team Nasser Brothers!
In honor of this blessed event, I have written a poem:
All hail HUGE Nasser the wizard of truth
It does not take the brain of a sleuth
To see that the man is a beast
The uncrowned Mr. O three times at least!
The pharaoh of muscle named Nasser
Has a thread on getbig that grows faster
Than any other thread on the site
His popularity seems in full flight
It has reached an amazing 200 pages
As the hate of the pumpkinheads rages
Even with Nasser in retirement stages
The haters continue to write as if sages!
300lbs with abs, and movie star good looks
Soon to be best selling author of books
Huge Nasser is living the life of a champ
While most of his haters should be at fat-camp
When Nasser is spotted on the beach by the masses
You can hear the women talk as he passes
They say who is that beautiful man with the glasses?
A chiseled physique with a tan like molasses.
At first he is the target of their lustful advances
The ideal physical man for their imagined romances
The women they fawn, in his presence they swoon
But there is more to this man that they will see soon
To their shock he speaks like an academic scholar
The women realize their brains a lot smaller
They see there is more then a muscular body
That is when their thoughts become naughty
Living life to the fullest with friends like Big Bobs
While the haters live in basements with physiques of fat slobs
They should walk up those stairs and turn the door knob,
Go outside for once and get maybe a job.
Maybe if they work hard then one day they'll say
That life is good and a blessing each day
But till then they will continue to act gay
And Team Nasser will continue to be "on the way".
Team Nasser 2010
