Author Topic: The latest from Nasser El Sonbaty AKA ALTTUMO (Read 32640 times)

kiwiol · « **Reply #150 on:** February 23, 2009, 10:48:40 PM »

Quote from: kiwiol on February 23, 2009, 10:38:31 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Yes McFarland! The pumpkinheads hang their head in shame when they realize they need to get in line at the fuel depots to get oil when Nasser Hell of a Syntholbody can get some by simply draining what he needs from either of his delts. Hahahahahaha poor pumpkinheads.

x 2

McFarland · « **Reply #151 on:** February 23, 2009, 10:58:10 PM »

Kiwiol, are you saying that you'd rather be schmoe squatted as to have a pet chimpanzee eat your nuts?

kiwiol · « **Reply #152 on:** February 23, 2009, 11:02:56 PM »

Quote from: McFarland on February 23, 2009, 10:58:10 PM

Kiwiol, are you saying that you'd rather be schmoe squatted as to have a pet chimpanzee eat your nuts?

By the thong of Nasser!

You know me too well, Jeff

superthick · « **Reply #153 on:** February 23, 2009, 11:12:34 PM »

NASSER IS A PILE OF SHIT he would get so much more respect if he just posted in here in his real name, we all know that he post on here under a gimmick. come on nasser then u can talk all the shit about yourself that u want

dyslexic · « **Reply #154 on:** February 23, 2009, 11:18:49 PM »

Quote from: bb.comscribe on February 23, 2009, 11:45:49 AM

Gay Photo shopping...

WTF?? Say it isn't so!

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #155 on:** February 24, 2009, 12:10:33 AM »

Quote from: benz on February 23, 2009, 05:34:07 PM

A poem to remember, for nasser

NASSER IS A LOSER
ALSO A FUCKING IDIOT
SEEMS TO BE SICK
SAD TO BE HIM
EXPOSING HIMSELF AS UNCROWNED MR O
RATHER THAN ASSUMING HES FINISHED

ENEMIES EVERYWHERE
LOW CLASS BODYBUILDER

SOON HE WILL DIE
OBAMA WONT CRY
NATURLWONDER83 WILL CRY
BIGBOGS WILL WANK
AND GETBIG WILL LAUGH
THE PUMPKINHEADS WILL CELEBRATE
YARONI AVIDAN WILL SEND ME BACK TO TIMEOUT

om hy god, that was hilarious

Tyr · « **Reply #156 on:** February 24, 2009, 12:48:17 AM »

Quote from: FitnessFrenzy on February 24, 2009, 12:10:33 AM

om hy god, that was hilarious

Benz dishing out yet another massive owning to team-lazyeye.

Old synthol body thought his online rant would get people to back off but he only succeeded in owning himself and his thong sniffing group further. Another example that nasser is not as intelligent as he claims to be. No wonder he's laughed at throughout the board

mossel · « **Reply #157 on:** February 24, 2009, 12:59:49 AM »

why are there so much deleted Nasser threads?

WillGrant · « **Reply #158 on:** February 24, 2009, 01:08:28 AM »

I thought this fat sack of shit oil bag was dead.

bigdumbbell · « **Reply #159 on:** February 24, 2009, 03:43:20 AM »

Quote from: bb.comscribe on February 23, 2009, 11:45:49 AM

For all the dumb, envious and naive get biggers:

There are several guys and fans on this board here that I do truly consider as friends. One of these guys is bigbobs who is the prez of the Nasser fan club. He is an outstanding man with great intelligence, borderless common sense, untouchable integrity, fantastic education, and superb bodybuilding knowledge - a unique man with truly too much patience. He is, further, a lady-killer (loved and admired by women of all colours and nationalities), an incredible intellectual, a great family man (towards his far extended family), a loyal Canadian citizen, a man of honor and a man of his word. Also bigbobs is a true friend. A friend of mine and a friend of others who deserve it. And he is so much more in any positive and to be acknowledged ways. If you retarded and cowardly people from this board are still jealous and envious of bigbobs - which I am pretty sure that you are and always will be - then get a life and a minimum of education you drug addicts, alcoholics and products of extremely dysfunctional " families ".

In contrast to people who have a life you lazy " rocket scientists " AKA getbig losers, you have nothing to do than to live off the government, food stamps and from leeching off someone and trying to be/become a somebody by trying to insult champions, overachievers and successful people. I am addressing you today just to let you know that my disgust regarding you and my feeling pity for you is still the same since I have logged on and off since many moons ago. I am not calling you 24/7 losers just " homosexuals " in a bad way, but sick perverted fags, because that is what many of you simply are. Your whole immature and sick day revolves around gay subjects, gay/potentially gay people, gay lifestyle, gay jokes, gay meetings, cross dressing...gay photo shopping.

If I personally did not have gay friends and gay fans I would by now - because they way you do act on the " anonymous " getbig site - definitely look down to all you fags and closeted fags who are afraid to come out. And if you are coming out then the whole world is, by your judgement, gay.

Also it came through that some of these western world gay basher's are partially truly simple gay people. Good to know that there are still good guys around who tell you who is who. Bigbobs - again - is not gay but he is my friend and he is a friend with some other's who deserve his friendship. And bigbobs is any day, week, month or year welcome to stay at my house, with his two girlfriends, with his parents or " just " by himself. Obviously you closeted fags never had friends, will never have and do not have friends. That is the reason why for you a friend = gay.

And I really specifically do not care if " you " or " you " are gay. There are so many other important things on the planet to think about, like " how many pairs of " used underwear does it take to pay Nasser's $ 4800.00 US Dollar/ monthly mortgage "? Also, generally speaking I would rather have a rational gay guy around me than instead an irrational sick heterosexual who also, to top it off, has gay imaginations about me and other's who are not gay either. And if you losers are bashing gays then you are no better than racists and xenophobes.

By the way, sooner or later I will have a special section on my website where I will offer " under wear” for sale, so that every interested person in Nasser's personal worn clothing can enjoy items which the great and at least 3 x uncrowned Mr. " O " and wizard of truth has worn. With this I can at lease make ends meet. Also, for the very curious and nosy, bigbobs obsessed people, bigbobs stalkers, bigbobs mania fag freaks - bigbobs never bought any clothing from me. I had it sent to him - sorry, no "soiled used underwear ". He got clothing for free from me. And it was not underwear. Sorry again to intervene into your sexual fantasies.

Once again, thank you for making me so much aware that my used and soiled underwear is such a hot item and so much incorporated into your hydrocephalus pumpkin heads and your great pea brains so that I can put it sometime on my site in order to pay my one bedroom apartment, the huge amount of drugs, ...and ...despite the fact my “sugar daddy" is doing it already.

Thank you Bober, Sharma, natural, jutsnami, swami,...and all other not mentioned greats here for being here to support as a team the great Nasser.

May god all bless you and may the disbelievers rot in hell.

Nasser - 3 x at least uncrowned Mr. Olympia and Wizard of Truth

that's enough out of you tool, now get back into the closet with The Roach

Wiggs · « **Reply #160 on:** February 24, 2009, 03:57:16 AM »

Quote from: benz on February 23, 2009, 05:34:07 PM

A poem to remember, for nasser

NASSER IS A LOSER
ALSO A FUCKING IDIOT
SEEMS TO BE SICK
SAD TO BE HIM
EXPOSING HIMSELF AS UNCROWNED MR O
RATHER THAN ASSUMING HES FINISHED

ENEMIES EVERYWHERE
LOW CLASS BODYBUILDER

SOON HE WILL DIE
OBAMA WONT CRY
NATURLWONDER83 WILL CRY
BIGBOGS WILL WANK
AND GETBIG WILL LAUGH
THE PUMPKINHEADS WILL CELEBRATE
YARONI AVIDAN WILL SEND ME BACK TO TIMEOUT

lmao

d0nny2600 · « **Reply #161 on:** February 24, 2009, 03:59:38 AM »

Quote from: benz on February 23, 2009, 05:34:07 PM

A poem to remember, for nasser

NASSER IS A LOSER
ALSO A FUCKING IDIOT
SEEMS TO BE SICK
SAD TO BE HIM
EXPOSING HIMSELF AS UNCROWNED MR O
RATHER THAN ASSUMING HES FINISHED

ENEMIES EVERYWHERE
LOW CLASS BODYBUILDER

SOON HE WILL DIE
OBAMA WONT CRY
NATURLWONDER83 WILL CRY
BIGBOGS WILL WANK
AND GETBIG WILL LAUGH
THE PUMPKINHEADS WILL CELEBRATE
YARONI AVIDAN WILL SEND ME BACK TO TIMEOUT

I'm pretty sure this is some of your best work benz

Tombo · « **Reply #162 on:** February 24, 2009, 04:09:20 AM »

lol as hard as he tries to get across how much better he is than us, he keeps coming back and trying to convince us so.. burden of proof is on him LOLOLOLOLOL

NarcissisticDeity · « **Reply #163 on:** February 24, 2009, 04:25:35 AM »

Quote from: Tombo on February 24, 2009, 04:09:20 AM

lol as hard as he tries to get across how much better he is than us, he keeps coming back and trying to convince us so.. burden of proof is on him LOLOLOLOLOL

Exactly .....none of us matter yet he felt compelled to respond to our nonsense which proves it bothers him

GetBig owns Nasser

dr.chimps · « **Reply #164 on:** February 24, 2009, 05:05:31 AM »

Quote from: NarcissisticDeity on February 24, 2009, 04:25:35 AM

Exactly .....none of us matter yet he felt compelled to respond to our nonsense which proves it bothers him

GetBig owns Nasser

And the next step is threatening to sue, if past events tell us anything. A new spin on the Nasser Suit.

I can see the court docket now: The Wizard of Truth aka Nasser el Sonbatty vs Assorted Pumpkinheads and Feces Faces of Getbig.

NarcissisticDeity · « **Reply #165 on:** February 24, 2009, 05:26:59 AM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on February 24, 2009, 05:05:31 AM

And the next step is threatening to sue, if past events tell us anything. A new spin on the Nasser Suit.

I can see the court docket now: The Wizard of Truth aka Nasser el Sonbatty vs Assorted Pumpkinheads and Feces Faces of Getbig.

lmfao but he doesn't care about GetBig

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #166 on:** February 24, 2009, 06:07:58 AM »

Quote from: mossel on February 24, 2009, 12:59:49 AM

why are there so much deleted Nasser threads?

Yup that was bullshit, i had some good work in that thread

benz · « **Reply #167 on:** February 24, 2009, 06:48:40 AM »

I must say thanks to all the getbig brothers that loved my poem to nasser. When i was taking a shit months ago, i saw my crap, black/brown color, with some pieces of corn, and i thought about nasser, thats when i got enuff inspiration to write that beautiful poem for the master himself.

Save it, so you can remember me and my poetry skills in the future

Again, thank you guys

benz · « **Reply #168 on:** February 24, 2009, 07:14:52 AM »

Samourai Pizzacat · « **Reply #169 on:** February 24, 2009, 07:26:30 AM »

Quote

One of these guys is bigbobs who is the prez of the Nasser fan club. He is an outstanding man with great intelligence, borderless common sense, untouchable integrity, fantastic education, and superb bodybuilding knowledge - a unique man with truly too much patience. He is, further, a lady-killer (loved and admired by women of all colours and nationalities), an incredible intellectual, a great family man (towards his far extended family), a loyal Canadian citizen, a man of honor and a man of his word

My lord! For someone that gifted Bigbobs is getting an awful lot of stick on the forum, Bigbobs, am I correct in assuming that we as mere mortal forum members should bask in the glory that are Nasser and Bigbobs? Or am I allowed a shred of critical thought and integrity and hope that someday you both will see the light and recognise each other for what you are; humans with talents and flaws.

mass 04 · « **Reply #170 on:** February 24, 2009, 07:33:57 AM »

An Ode to Nasser...

All hail Nasser, zero time Mr. O
Have no fear he still has the love of his schmoes.
He is a man with muscles although heavily oiled
You can even purchase his undies, extra charges if soiled.
He has his boyfriends defend him while he stays mute
They claim he gets women even though it's been described as "cute".
Some people may say "Why, Nasser why?"
He just shrugs his oiled filled delts and stares at you with his googly eyes.
Fin

dr.chimps · « **Reply #171 on:** February 24, 2009, 07:42:00 AM »

Quote from: mass 04 on February 24, 2009, 07:33:57 AM

An Ode to Nasser...

All hail Nasser, zero time Mr. O
Have no fear he still has the love of his schmoes.
He is a man with muscles although heavily oiled
You can even purchase his undies, extra charges if soiled.
He has his boyfriends defend him while he stays mute
They claim he gets women even though it's been described as "cute".
Some people may say "Why, Nasser why?"
He just shrugs his oiled filled delts and stares at you with his googly eyes.
Fin

That's...that's just beautiful, man.

Boost · « **Reply #172 on:** February 24, 2009, 07:43:08 AM »

Quote from: mass 04 on February 24, 2009, 07:33:57 AM

An Ode to Nasser...

All hail Nasser, zero time Mr. O
Have no fear he still has the love of his schmoes.
He is a man with muscles although heavily oiled
You can even purchase his undies, extra charges if soiled.
He has his boyfriends defend him while he stays mute
They claim he gets women even though it's been described as "cute".
Some people may say "Why, Nasser why?"
He just shrugs his oiled filled delts and stares at you with his googly eyes.
Fin

Bang on,

Bitter + Twisted that his time has passed, and he didn't grab a Mr O title

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #173 on:** February 24, 2009, 07:45:22 AM »

Quote from: Groink on February 23, 2009, 04:36:46 PM

QO with a nice hook to the liver

Hook? Don't even have a sister. Plus the only thing QO pounds is the hole in the wall waiting for his boyfriend on the other side to suck it. Go Mirz or Go home is a true trailer park trash saying

QuakerOats · « **Reply #174 on:** February 24, 2009, 07:47:08 AM »

Quote from: mon_of_steele on February 24, 2009, 07:45:22 AM

Hook? Don't even have a sister. Plus the only thing QO pounds is the hole in the wall waiting for his boyfriend on the other side to suck it. Go Mirz or Go home is a true trailer park trash saying

hahahahhaa, still popping the buttons on your dress shirts from eating carbs you huge muscle beast?