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Title: J.P. FUX - new supplement line!
Post by: affeman on May 28, 2016, 05:59:23 AM
Protein powder for muscle-building, some groundbreaking stuff :D

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Post by: kreator on May 28, 2016, 06:08:38 AM
amazing stuff
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Post by: Coffeed on May 28, 2016, 06:14:49 AM
Stronger than steroids?

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Post by: Nether Animal on May 28, 2016, 06:28:47 AM
Looks great for his age!
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Post by: _bruce_ on May 28, 2016, 07:05:22 AM
He's looking great - his arm nonetheless looks like a piece of wood.
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Post by: Tha Grim Lifter on May 28, 2016, 07:31:40 AM
The main thing that was on the rise in the 90's was the size of his gut
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Post by: Mr Anabolic on May 28, 2016, 07:36:39 AM
Marketing guy:  "I got it, let's leave the flavor out and let the consumer add it himself!"

Good gimmick.
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Post by: Mr Anabolic on May 28, 2016, 07:37:37 AM
The main thing that was on the rise in the 90's was the size of his gut

"Old school" gut.
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Post by: Royalty on May 28, 2016, 08:01:22 AM
Squatting 135lbs for a couple reps. Generation nothingness will be motivated.
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Post by: Mitch on May 28, 2016, 08:22:09 AM
old school protein? from old school animals maybe? targeting the old school retards segment  ::)
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Post by: _aj_ on May 28, 2016, 08:51:46 AM
In before

(http://muscle.iuhu.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/jean-pierre-fux-after-surgery.jpeg)
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Post by: Rambone on May 28, 2016, 09:32:34 AM
I've been waiting for this line to come out for a long time. My knees are literally shaking right now!
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Post by: Army of One on May 28, 2016, 10:01:15 AM
Hopefully fux can handle all the weight on his shoulders from being the company spokesperson
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Post by: Hulkotron on May 28, 2016, 10:02:44 AM
At last
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Post by: Powerlift66 on May 28, 2016, 10:49:04 AM
Eat whatever Dafux, you wanna eat~
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Post by: BayGBM on May 28, 2016, 10:59:30 AM
 :D
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Post by: BB on May 28, 2016, 11:46:05 AM
In before

(http://muscle.iuhu.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/jean-pierre-fux-after-surgery.jpeg)

They need to work that photo into a joint supplement ad of some type. One minute he's crushed, next minute he's running and doing box jumps. "Unfux your joints with Fux supplements".
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Post by: Fortress on May 28, 2016, 12:19:41 PM
The ad text misspells meteoric. Oh, and the apostrophe in "90's" goes in the front, retards ('90s).

Very professional.

Concerning this product, the world definitely needs more fart powder.

(Bodybuilding has one industry and one industry only. Fart powder.)

P.S. Fux is yet another pro/former pro who has no triceps left.
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Post by: Raymondo on May 28, 2016, 12:20:39 PM
Isn't he the guy who prostituted his girlfriend to buy his "supplements", back in the day?

Old school right there.
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Post by: Rusty Trombone on May 28, 2016, 12:30:35 PM
The ad text misspells "meteoric". Oh, and the apostrophe in "90's" goes in the front, retards ('90s).

Very professional.

Good spot.
Truly retards.
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Post by: Nether Animal on May 28, 2016, 12:33:29 PM
He was really the only one who could even come close to some of Dorian's back shots in the day
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Post by: youandme on May 28, 2016, 01:08:29 PM
Now they use fake weights
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Post by: Taffin on May 28, 2016, 01:12:53 PM
The "P" stood for Parabolan!!   ;)
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Post by: V Man on May 28, 2016, 01:57:39 PM
It's about time a former IFBB pro starts his own supplement line!
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Post by: Rambone on May 28, 2016, 02:04:17 PM
Can't wait for the Frank Dux supplement line
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Post by: SquidVicious on May 28, 2016, 03:22:46 PM
He came off steroids and shrunk like Rick Moranis's kids. If only he had this amazing formulation, he'd still be 300lbs.
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Post by: Taffin on May 28, 2016, 05:11:36 PM
Da Fux!?  Now THAT'S ass to grass - why don't people squat like that anymore...?  ;)

In before

(http://muscle.iuhu.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/jean-pierre-fux-after-surgery.jpeg)

Ouch! This picture still makes me wince after all these years.  Didn't somebody else on here say that this accident probably saved his liver/life though?
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Post by: _bruce_ on May 29, 2016, 03:32:28 AM
The surgeons did an incredible job recreating his knees - I read in an article that they used a mix of nano-dust, concrete and whey powder. According to ScienceToday as soon as Fux is close to squattting equipment his legs automatically start executing the movement... which, unfortunately, could be abused by vile shmoes who are known for using barbells as a daterape drug.  :(
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Post by: deadz on May 29, 2016, 08:35:09 AM
 ::) more crap.
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Post by: Fortress on May 29, 2016, 08:55:44 AM
Da Fux!? Now THAT'S ass to grass - why don't people squat like that anymore...?

Pure comedy. Incredible!  ;D
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Post by: falco on May 30, 2016, 08:30:00 AM
In before

(http://muscle.iuhu.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/jean-pierre-fux-after-surgery.jpeg)

Didn't this happen because he was mirin some hot chics passing by?
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Post by: bigbadwolfe on May 30, 2016, 04:12:34 PM
Can't wait for the Frank Dux supplement line

"Matte Protein" Make your muscles surrender to strength of "Matte Protein" powders
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Post by: Rambone on May 30, 2016, 04:49:39 PM
"Matte Protein" Make your muscles surrender to strength of "Matte Protein" powders

Genius! Stacks nicely with Dux's Death Touch Pre-workout
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Post by: bigbadwolfe on May 30, 2016, 06:10:08 PM
Genius! Stacks nicely with Dux's Death Touch Pre-workout

And we can add in Tiny Jackson approved and promoted "Piece O Cake" post workout shake!

Fuck me I watched that movie waaaaayyyy to many times as a kid Hahaha!!!
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Post by: Rambone on May 30, 2016, 09:04:50 PM
And we can add in Tiny Jackson approved and promoted "Piece O Cake" post workout shake!

Fuck me I watched that movie waaaaayyyy to many times as a kid Hahaha!!!

(https://s3.drafthouse.com/images/made/bloodsport_ray_jackson_758_426_81_s_c1.jpg)
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Post by: Disco187 on June 01, 2016, 01:33:21 PM
Fux definitely had a monsterous stomach / i believe he had the first belly button herniation i remeber seeomg. but the dude was a absolute fuckin monster! sick back and sick hams .
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Post by: Taffin on June 01, 2016, 03:23:11 PM
Pure comedy. Incredible!  ;D

 :D Thanks!  High praise indeed from someone who I believe is a professional wordsmith...
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Post by: The_Punisher on June 01, 2016, 03:45:25 PM
They need to work that photo into a joint supplement ad of some type. One minute he's crushed, next minute he's running and doing box jumps. "Unfux your joints with Fux supplements".


LOL....that's a good idea.....
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Post by: Danimal77 on June 01, 2016, 07:11:35 PM
:D

Traps, delts and pecs are nuts. Non-existent tris and sub-par legs (at least in that shot).
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Post by: Disco187 on June 02, 2016, 07:31:36 AM
he looks like a combo of sarcev and pablo jab in that pic where he gets the injury