Author Topic: Too fat for murder (Read 9185 times)

Army of One · « **on:** September 22, 2012, 04:33:32 PM »

TLC's Half-Ton Killer tells shocking tale of 1,100lb woman who confessed to killing her nephew - until her weight proved testimony was a LIE

A new documentary is set to reveal the astonishing true life story of a woman who testified falsely to murder but was found innocent on the grounds that her burgeoning obesity could never have allowed her to commit the crime.
TLC's Half-Ton Killer? tells of how, in March 2008, Texan Mayra Rosales, 31, told police officers that she had killed her two-year-old nephew, Eliseo Jr, by accidentally rolling on top of him while babysitting.
Such was her 1,100lb frame, Mayra imagined her story to be believable, but after doctors revealed that the boy could only have died from a blow to the head, the reality that she was so big she couldn't move her arm, became her attorney's main argument for her defence.

I should be punished, I did wrong,' Mayra sobbed at the time as law enforcement officials took her tears to be those of guilt and a media storm was ignited.
'Why isn't this woman in jail?' Demanded Nancy Grace at the time.

'Could they even give her enough poison to execute her,' asked another pundit.
But there was more to the story than met the eye, her attorney Sergio Valdez realised, after doctors announced the cause of Eliseo's death.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2206873/Too-fat-murder-TLCs-Half-Ton-Killer-tells-shocking-tale-1-100lb-woman-confessed-killing-nephew--weight-proved-testimony-LIE.html?ICO=most_read_module

dr.chimps · « **Reply #1 on:** September 22, 2012, 04:35:01 PM »

BigMikeC inbound.

Board_SHERIF · « **Reply #2 on:** September 22, 2012, 05:08:02 PM »

I would get such a "high" from meeting those super fats lol - I luv people who do that to themselves lol

#1 Klaus fan · « **Reply #3 on:** September 22, 2012, 05:16:58 PM »

Fallsview · « **Reply #4 on:** September 22, 2012, 05:35:51 PM »

Legs have Tom Platz beat.

calfzilla · « **Reply #5 on:** September 23, 2012, 01:14:56 AM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on September 22, 2012, 04:35:01 PM

BigMikeC inbound.

I lol'd.

orion · « **Reply #6 on:** September 23, 2012, 08:14:33 AM »

Quote from: Army of One on September 22, 2012, 04:33:32 PM

TLC's Half-Ton Killer tells shocking tale of 1,100lb woman who confessed to killing her nephew - until her weight proved testimony was a LIE

Is she sitting on a pig?

SF1900 · « **Reply #7 on:** September 23, 2012, 08:32:56 AM »

You see all that fat to the rear? If she was to get touched there, would she feel it as strongly? Or feel it at all? On those parts of her, is her sense of touch more minimal due to the pathways it would need to get to her brain? A much longer pathway, I presume.

ukjeff · « **Reply #8 on:** September 23, 2012, 08:53:26 AM »

Do you want to touch it?

Andy Griffin · « **Reply #9 on:** September 23, 2012, 11:25:08 AM »

Wider than Phil Heath.

bradistani · « **Reply #10 on:** September 23, 2012, 11:42:17 AM »

Quote from: Army of One on September 22, 2012, 04:33:32 PM

amazing what the human body can endure

SF1900 · « **Reply #11 on:** September 23, 2012, 11:44:39 AM »

Quote from: ukjeff on September 23, 2012, 08:53:26 AM

Do you want to touch it?

Hmmmm,

Andy Griffin · « **Reply #12 on:** September 23, 2012, 11:48:26 AM »

Quote from: Army of One on September 22, 2012, 04:33:32 PM

That's not Adele.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #13 on:** September 23, 2012, 12:02:33 PM »

Put her down anyway.

Archer77 · « **Reply #14 on:** September 23, 2012, 12:48:38 PM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on September 22, 2012, 04:35:01 PM

BigMikeC inbound.

hahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahah

hench · « **Reply #15 on:** September 23, 2012, 12:53:33 PM »

nah I reckon you could cut a ton of flank from that and she wouldn't bat an eyelid

Quote from: SF1900 on September 23, 2012, 08:32:56 AM

You see all that fat to the rear? If she was to get touched there, would she feel it as strongly? Or feel it at all? On those parts of her, is her sense of touch more minimal due to the pathways it would need to get to her brain? A much longer pathway, I presume.

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #16 on:** September 23, 2012, 12:54:49 PM »

Thought this was a WYHI thread for the brotha's.....

Nails · « **Reply #17 on:** September 23, 2012, 12:55:51 PM »

who pays for this what whales food

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #18 on:** September 23, 2012, 12:56:43 PM »

Quote from: Nails on September 23, 2012, 12:55:51 PM

who pays for this what whales food

I would venture to say the tax payers of Texas.

240 is Back · « **Reply #19 on:** September 23, 2012, 12:57:13 PM »

Quote from: Andy Griffin on September 23, 2012, 11:48:26 AM

That's not Adele.

She could have had it all.

She may have eaten it all, actually.

Wiggs · « **Reply #20 on:** September 23, 2012, 01:30:09 PM »

BMC approved. No condom, raw, no pulling out.

supernick · « **Reply #21 on:** September 23, 2012, 02:39:58 PM »

fat fuck

orion · « **Reply #22 on:** September 23, 2012, 04:38:54 PM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on September 23, 2012, 12:56:43 PM

I would venture to say the tax payers of Texas.

Are you saying she is one of the 47 percent?

Big N · « **Reply #23 on:** September 23, 2012, 06:30:43 PM »

Jason Genova should personal train her.

flipper5470 · « **Reply #24 on:** September 23, 2012, 06:36:28 PM »

You don't often see a woman who could double as a bedspread.... On the plus side, she could be the difference between life and death in a survival situation. That leg fat could serve as a nice warm cocoon.