Jamie, are you suggesting that the OP is the type of 'guy' who sleeps with one eye open at college parties, and sets booby traps around the sofa in case a hot drunk chick tries to get under his duvet?
Hahahaha...good lawd almighty Cyp, but it must be the truth!
So in reality, would you agree that Analloosehoop is the kind of guy with more estrogen in his veins than the entire cast of the View watching a Will & Grace season 7 marathon in Rosie O'Donnell's rape dungeon?